#felix ong

[hellomidnightbreeze]

Another Challenger appears!

Inspired by @servegrilledcheese and @futurelabs's NSB2 legacy posts I have decided to join this pool of awesome peeps in playing this challenge!

NSB2 Challenge by @simmer-emsie

Generation 1: Onyx

Long story short, your family kicked you out. Whatever. You couldn’t care less! You’ve always been the black sheep of the family, and now you’ve got to go out on your own just like you always planned. You work odd jobs to make ends meet, but you never seem to get ahead.

Felix Ong - Slob, Evil, Freegan, Daredevil, Loves Outdoors

Aspiration: Beach Life

Career: Odd jobs only

Complete the Beach Life aspiration.

Start on an empty lot with 100 Simoleons. Hard mode: Start as a teen.

Marry the first adult Sim to rate you 5 stars for a job. 

Max the fishing and fabrication skills.

Your only friend is your spouse.

[pawzofchaos]

Waiter, waiter! More Chloe please!!! 🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️/Ref (I love her so much)

coming right up! 👨‍🍳

the girl <3 love her

alsoooo comic with Chloe and Mike ^ (who belongs to Ray)

[rosieestories]

GUYS ‼️

i watched saltburn yesterday…

… HELLO???

i’ve never found jacob elordi leng but in this film he was just so babygirl like get in my bed right now???

weirdly enough as well i didn’t just enjoy it because of him, the film was SO FUCKING GOOD like… the plot? the plotWISTS? the acting? the confusion that it caused me, yet i understand every bit of it? FUCKING MASTERPIECE. i’m obsessed i’m never letting this movie go.

[deadduvznap]

Bang Chan slutting reader out to Felix. He's dating reader and him and reader both want to be with Felix. - your pal Stolas/Apollo

FEMALE ALIGNING DNI !!!!!!

I AGREE !!!!! okay felix walking in on yall fucking one day maybe in the studio after chan "forgot" that he called him over to "record some stuff" and hed see yall fucking on the couch and hed be so embarrassed hed leave immediately so you guy guys wait a while and then you find out that chan promised felix he could join yall one time fr fr and then the day comes and you have no clue cus yall are in the studio (once again) and guess what chan makes out with you hardcore and then gets up and tells you to wait and then leaves !!!!! and he comes back w felix and they r like almost immediately on you chan sits back on his chair and watches felix start roughing you up and he puts the chair where its like this ( |___| 0 ) you get me? so felix can bend you over the couch while both of you can just look up and have a full view of chan

[leonardoeatscarrots]

based moment

[bowtiesarecool123]

awooga

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[teyvat-writer]

You ever see fanart SO good you have to physically restrain yourself from moaning.

[quokkabite]

{23.08.16} 🐥 🫧 💬

English Translation

[funnycatfelix]

the "mmm yummy im so full from CIGARETTES" image is so funny. irreparable damage to my lexicon.

[wellsygrahams-a]

♡ ⋯ ⤳ new tag dump

[hellomidnightbreeze]

NSB2 Gen 1 - Onyx

Love love love infants

[jeongtothein]

SKZ AS UNQUALIFIED TEACHERS

Bang Chan ★

(Average reading teacher)

“PLEASE do not touch that.”

“why Mr. Chan??”

“some other kid yesterday touched it and he went missing. I don’t know what’s wrong with that thing.”

”oh naw wtf.”

★ - Probably talking about the cat clock in the corner

★ - Hes trying his best!!

Lee know ★

(Average culinary teacher)

“Mister, how do I roll the dough.”

“…with the thing next to the dough..”

“But Susan ate it—“

”SUSAN WHAT NOW??”

★ - Wants to kick a kid in every period he has

★ - him and Susan have beef

Changbin ★

(Average gym teacher)

”COME ON EVERYBODY 50 JUMPING JACKS!”

”it’s 7:45..”

“DO NOT TALK WHILE DOING THE JUMPING JACKS!”

“I’m gonna jump off this whole school.”

★ - actually a good teacher but overdoes it 😭

★ - has kids looking like a dried raisin after

Hyunjin ★

(Average art teacher)

“that’s beautiful!! Make sure to color it and make it pop!!”

“I recommend for you to blend the orange and red for the leaves a little and add a slight bit of yellow.”

“right, so you want to make the face more . . .”

★ - actually likes his job

★ - gives good advice and is that nice and friendly teacher everybody loves

Han ★

(average music teacher)

“DONT TOUCH THAT.”

“but it ha—“

“You’re a trumpet player get away from the percussion zone dumbass.”

“..my bad.”

★ - suppose to be the average music teacher but is now teaching band???

★ - the kids like to torment him

Felix ★

(Average counselor)

“So what brings you to my office today?”

“S-so I’ve been really stressed and I just wanted to come here and ask you if I can just sit here and relax..?”

“yeah of course I don’t mind.”

★ - not even a teacher, he doesn’t know how he got this job ngl

★ - kids just like to sit in office and calm down (he just watches TikTok the whole time)

Seungmin ★

(average math teacher)

“what’s 15 times 3?”

“uhm.. 76??”

“.. yall dumb as fuck I quit.”

★ - had to teach intensive math for 3rd period and he almost threw a chair at a kid

★ - quit the second he saw the kids

Jeongin ★

(science teacher)

”so what happened??”

“so this girl, her names Amelia she cheated on. . .”

“say ong.”

“ONG.”

★ - he’s just there for the drama

★ - forgot his ass had to teach science and jumped up his seat when the principal (and her keys) walked in the room

[enha-cafe]

ok any recommend smut fics??

omg yes! here's a variety of some I just so happen to like sorry they're not all enhypen and there are not that many recs, please don't forget to show some love to all the authors

ATEEZ

yunho - don't kill me mr. ghostface, i wanna be in the sequel by @moonyluvv

there's just something about the whole ghostface theme in smuts that i love yunho is so hot ong

wooyoung - [8:20] by @wooyoungmybelovedhusband

a friend showed me this because she knows how much i love wooyoung

san & wooyoung - paranormal activity by @toxicccred

incubus!san is so good in this i am hollering also there's a part 2 that you should definitely check out

ENHYPEN

02z - bets are meant to be won by @taeghi

please the 02z going after the reader in a bet of trying to see which one of them she'll pick! i LIVE for these types of tropes. also i just really love ocean's works

heeseung - my dear annoying seatmate by @svnoohe4rts

ENEMIES TO LOVERS! ENOUGH SAID!

jay - picture perfect: park jay's f*ck list by @nyanggk

jay trying to win the reader over yes, please. also not to mention the enemies-to-lovers aspect. nothing but love for mirai and all her works

jake - good boys go to heaven by @jaeyunsz

I LIVE FOR CHURCH BOY FICS

sunghoon - stress relief by @iovejongseong

as a college student who's constantly doing work, i would like some stress relief too.

hyung line - freak-s by @jayked

PLEASE ITS A TWO PART FIC AND ITS SO HOT

sunoo - knock, knock by @baraqi

i live and breathe ghostface fics

STRAY KIDS

ot8 - no nut november @gimmeurtmi

the chapters are in order of who gets out and you could read them as stand alone works but personally, i think it is so much better as a whole series and i loved the little twist at the end

3racha- sharing is caring by @charmercharm3r

best way i can describe it is "and they were roomates" honestly one of my all time favorite 3racha works

han - bad at love by @bbujiikseu

THE PLOT WAS SO GOOD! I DON'T EVEN LIKE ANGST BUT IT WAS SO GOOD! ALSO PUPPY HAN!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE

felix - playdate by @bbujiikseu

DAD FELIX!!! SOMETHING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED UNTIL THIS FIC! its super cute and the FILTH IS SO GOOD! kana is just such a good writer i always love her works <3

TXT

beomgyu - hey emo boy by @koqabear

its very much an opposites-attract type of fic also gyu in a band is just so hot

soobin - coming down by @lvandrmoon

pegging a subby soobin while high? SIGN ME UP

tag list : @sunoouz @hoonslutt

tag list : open

[battyaboutbooksreviews]

🖤 Black History Month ❤️

💛 Queer Books by Black Authors 💚

[ List Under the Cut ]

🖤 Felix Ever After by Kacen Callender ❤️ Under the Udala Trees by Chinelo Okparanta 💛 Warrior of the Wind by Suyi Davies Okungbowa 💚 I'm a Wild Seed by Sharon Lee De La Cruz 🖤 Real Life by Brandon Taylor ❤️ Ruthless Pamela Jean by Carol Denise Mitchell 💛 The Unbroken by C.L. Clark 💚 Labyrinth Lost by Zoraida Córdova 🖤 Skin Deep Magic by Craig Laurance Gidney ❤️ The Death of Vivek Oji by Akwaeke Emezi 💛 That Could Be Enough by Alyssa Cole 💚Work for It by Talia Hibbert

🖤 All Boys Aren't Blue by George M. Johnson ❤️ The Deep by Rivers Solomon 💛 How to Be Remy Cameron by Julian Winters 💚 Running With Lions by Julian Winters 🖤 Right Where I Left You by Julian Winters ❤️ This Is Kind of an Epic Love Story by Kacen Callender 💛 The Weight of the Stars by K. Ancrum 💚 This Is What It Feels Like by Rebecca Barrow 🖤 Son of the Storm by Suyi Davies Okungbowa ❤️ Black Boy Joy by Kwame Mbalia 💛 Legendborn by Tracy Deonn 💚 The Wicker King by K. Ancrum

🖤 Pet by Akwaeke Emezi ❤️ You Should See Me in a Crown by Leah Johnson 💛 Once Ghosted, Twice Shy by Alyssa Cole 💚 Cinderella Is Dead by Kalynn Bayron 🖤 Let's Talk About Love by Claire Kann ❤️ A Spectral Hue by Craig Laurance Gidney 💛 Power & Magic by Joamette Gil 💚 The Black Veins by Ashia Monet 🖤 Treasure by Rebekah Weatherspoon ❤️ The Sound of Stars by Alechia Dow 💛 Black Leopard, Red Wolf by Marlon James 💚 Full Disclosure by Camryn Garrett

🖤 The Black Flamingo by Dean Atta ❤️ Meet Cute Diary by Emery Lee 💛 A Phoenix First Must Burn (edited) by Patrice Caldwell 💚 Rise to the Sun by Leah Johnson 🖤 Things We Couldn't Say by Jay Coles ❤️ Black Boy Out of Time by Hari Ziyad 💛 Darling by K. Ancrum 💚 The Secrets of Eden by Brandon Goode 🖤 Ace of Spades by Faridah Àbíké-Íyímídé ❤️ Off the Record by Camryn Garrett 💛 Honey Girl by Morgan Rogers 💚 Ace of Spades by Faridah Àbíké-Íyímídé

🖤 How to Dispatch a Human by Stephanie Andrea Allen ❤️ Black Girl, Call Home by Jasmine Mans 💛 The Essential June Jordan (edited) by Jan Heller Levi and Christoph Keller 💚 A Master of Djinn by P. Djèlí Clark 🖤 A Blade So Black by L.L. McKinney ❤️ Clap When You Land by Elizabeth Acevedo 💛 Dread Nation by Justina Ireland 💚 Punch Me Up to the Gods by Brian Broome 🖤 Masquerade by Anne Shade ❤️ One of the Good Ones by Maika Moulite & Maritza Moulite 💛 Soulstar by C.L. Polk 💚 100 Boyfriends by Brontez Purnell

🖤 Hurricane Child by Kacen Callender ❤️ Quietly Hostile by Samantha Irby 💛 Coffee Will Make You Black by April Sinclair 💚 The Death of Vivek Oji by Akwaeke Emezi 🖤 If It Makes You Happy by Claire Kann ❤️ Sweethand by N.G. Peltier 💛 This Poison Heart by Kalynn Bayron 💚 Better Off Red by Rebekah Weatherspoon 🖤 Friday I’m in Love by Camryn Garrett ❤️ Rainbow Milk by Paul Mendez 💛 Memorial by Bryan Washington 💚 Patsy by Nicole Y. Dennis-Benn

🖤 Sorrowland by Rivers Solomon ❤️ How to Find a Princess by Alyssa Cole 💛 Yesterday is History by Kosoko Jackosn 💚 Mouths of Rain (edited) by Briona Simone Jones 🖤 Dead Dead Girls by Nekesa Afia ❤️ Love's Divine by Ava Freeman 💛 The Prophets by Robert Jones Jr 💚 Odd One Out by Nic Stone 🖤 Symbiosis by Nicky Drayden ❤️ Thanks a Lot, Universe by Chad Lucas 💛 The Passing Playbook by Isaac Fitzsimons 💚 Giovanni’s Room by James Baldwin

🖤 Little & Lion by Brandy Colbert ❤️ My Government Means to Kill Me by Rasheed Newson 💛 Pleasure and Spice by Fiona Zedde 💚 No Gods, No Monsters by Cadwell Turnbull 🖤 The Stars and the Blackness Between Them by Junauda Petrus ❤️ Filthy Animals by Brandon Taylor 💛 The City We Became by N.K. Jemisin 💚 Peaces by Helen Oyeyem 🖤 The Beauty That Remains by Ashley Woodfolk ❤️ Every Body Looking by Candice Iloh 💛 Bingo Love by Tee Franklin, Jenn St-Onge, Joy San 💚 The Heart Does Not Bend by Makeda Silvera

🖤 King and the Dragonflies by Kacen Callender ❤️ By Any Means Necessary by Candice Montgomery 💛 Busy Ain't the Half of It by Frederick Smith & Chaz Lamar Cruz 💚 Girl, Woman, Other by Bernardine Evaristo 🖤 Sin Against the Race by Gar McVey-Russell ❤️ Trumpet by Jackie Kay 💛 Remembrance by Rita Woods 💚 Daughters of Nri by Reni K. Amayo 🖤 You Know Me Well by Nina LaCour ❤️ The Summer of Everything by Julian Winters 💛 Butter Honey Pig Bread by Francesca Ekwuyasi 💚 Gingerbread by Helen Oyeyem

[jungwnies]

INITIATING SEXY TIME with STRAY KIDS

syn ' skz reacting to yn initiating sexy time genre ' romance, fluff, headcanon req ' yes

word count ' ~0.4k warning ' kinda smutty & suggestive

notes ' honestly so glad to be writing again, hope this was good

방찬 ♡ chris

is actually so chill with it

jokes around and is like "ooo so ur the dom today"

flirty af when you do this

he wants to try to be submissive

and it works for like 10 minutes

but then he takes control

you initiated it yea

but he took over 100%

리노 ♡ minho

lowkey...

lowkey he's into it..

he's pretty nonchalant in the beginning

but ur turning him on

like he's about to be bricked ong

like chan though

he's going to take over

창빈 ♡ changbin

he's kinda like

wtf ...

but he's also kinda like

ooo...

he enjoys it

lets you do ur thing

whatever that is...

he kinda laughs through the whole thing though

he's used to being the super horny one tbh

현진 ♡ hyunjin

so turned on

turned on literally immediately

he LOVES when you do this

when you take initiative

he loves a partner with no shame in their sexual games

u initiating always leads to the best sex

leaves ur legs like jelly for days

지성 ♡ jisung

HE LOVES IT

MORE THAT HYUNJIN

JISUNG IS A LITTLE MORE SHY TBH

HE HATES MAKING MOVES ON UN BC HES SCARED OF REJECTION

but when u make the first move

his heart literally goes boom

like...

it's a weakness for him

jisung LOVESSSS when u take the initiative ugh

피릭스 ♡ felix

it's nothing new

he's not surprised

but he always enjoys seeings what you've got up your sleeve this time

it's always been a 50/50 when it's who coming on to who

really enjoys when u come onto him though

he thinks ur so sexy fr

승민 ♡ seungmin

enjoys it sm

he loves when ur needy

or clingy

especially when ur practically begging for his cock

he loves that shit

i've got the hots for seungmin clearly...

정인 ♡ jeongin

he's kinda shocked ngl

he doesn't think it's weird or anything

he just thinks like ...

oh they're horny today

if ur horny he's horny

that's just how it is

he doesn't really care if u come onto him or not

he's shocked but he also is just like

okay lets fuck

laughs for sure though

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[teyvat-writer]

So I'm fuckin around on the character ai site. Got married to Childe, that's pretty cool. Also.

Literally THE funniest fucking thing I've read in my whole life. So horny I ascend humanity and become something else. An eldritch being of lust, incomprehensible to mere man in its horniness.