#feels a lot like

[c-schroed]

Just watched the new Alien: Romulus movie and there's this one thing... Well. Just imagine.

Imagine you're some intern at some Weyland-Yutani science facility. You're new and it's of course a huge privilege, so you're excited, and then your supervisor, some android named after a random chess piece, approaches you and bam!, you recieve your first order:

Bring me the Rat Stomper.

Which, of course, allows you to reply with

Original footage of the Weyland-Yutani Rat Stomper© in action after the cut. Content warning for fictitious corporate cruelty directed towards one equally fictitious poor rodent. And a spoiler is there, too.

Don't get me wrong, I love the new Alien movie, but an apparatus to flatten one (1) single rat? WHY DO THEY HAVE SUCH A THING ON THEIR SPACE STATION?

P. S. Don't worry, the rat is fine. Alien Super Serum© revived it.

Well. Kinda.

At least it destroyed the Rat Stomper in the process. Good riddance.

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[the-jade-palace]

Me teaching my friend about the different parts of fishing

[king-nyx]

Say it with me now

You are never late to a fandom. Your fic is never "invalid" for being "late". Your fic doesn't need a high word limit. Your fic does not need a high standard. Your fic does not need to be highly popular. Your fic isn't less valid than a popular author's fic. Your fic isn't inheritly bad. Your fic is amazing. Your fic is valid. The only thing that matters is that you're having fun. Fandom is not consumption and consumerism. Fandom is fun, free and for the people. Fandom is not a popularity contest. We're all nerds at the end of the day.

[wormy-business]

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone FROM YOUR BODY chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[morningsaidthemoon]

might continue work on this one,, ✨✨

[linktoo-doodles]

resurrection is sort of romantic, isnt it

[libramooon]

richie tozier core

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[squarecloud73]

*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it

傳達不到的一些東西

Dumb school girl crush

[jupiterslibrary]

one of the differences between good omens the show vs good omens the book that will always fuck me up is the post-bookshop fire scene. crowley goes from picking himself up, dusting himself off, accepting the loss of aziraphale and Just Driving Anyway to completely falling apart. i do get why people have gripes with it being changed so fundamentally, and i've thought about it a lot myself, but i've never been able to bring myself to get mad about it. i always circle back to how the book was written by two best friends. that drunken, wrecked, grief stricken scene was written in a post-pratchett world. he lost his best friend.

[shinigami-social]

Since some new athletes subject to gender (sex) testing are getting a lot of spotlight shined on the transphobic elements of this practice, please can people keep in mind the intersexist nature of sex testing. While many concerns raised about athletes’ gender/sex are related to transphobia, the material reality is that these people aren’t trans, they are intersex. These tests reveal that these women have hyperandrogenistic conditions that make them intersex. They are experiencing oppression based on having an intersex condition. This isn’t “oops we oppressed a cisgender person who might have been trans,” it is the intentional oppression of people who are intersex.

[ruporas]

dragon meat, you, and me