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GUYS IM FINALLY OUT OF SCHOOL!!! FUCK YEAH BABBYYY TIME TO WRITE MORE CRINGEY MPREG WOOHOOOO 🥳🤩🎉🍾🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏😎😎 SWAGG TIME
#god bless#status update#balls in yo jawz#current mental state#feeling slay as fuck rn#kira yoshikage#mpreg#yoshikage kira#fanfic#male pregnancy#goofyness
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#my art lol#vocaloid#vocaloid fanart#kamui gakupo#gackpoid#camui gackpo#gakupo vocaloid#神威がくぽ#asexual#purple#black#alternate title: gakupo if he slayed LMAOOO#man i always forget about ace awareness week despite being a raging ace myself 💀 oops.#but anyways i got reminded. and gakupo keychain arrived yesterday... gakupo is purple.............. so this happened lmao#grrrr ONE DAY ill get good at drawing him 😭😭 i still feel like i suck and idk WHAT it is about him that makes him not work as well#in my style. but grrrrrr i will figure it out at some point... and i WILL git gud at drawing him. i need to. 😔😔😔 i lijke him...#i have those ace sunglasses irl btw LMAO its my only piece of ace merch... fucking $1 target sunglasses 💀💀 lmao. but at least SMTHN#the vision. guys. ace gakupo would be SOOOOOOOO powerful. trust me on this.#also i need to stop being too silly rn and lock the fuck INNN im so screwed lmfao. i got texted by a classmate while drawing this 😭#I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT TOMORROW I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABT AND HAVE TO SPEEDRUN. EMAILS. CONFERENCE. AHHH#save me pretty eggplant man.... oguhgghhh. the soundtrack was not helping while drawing this LMFAO. ily fucked up gakupo songs 💜
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update watched yuri on ice eps 5-9 and im freaking out cause:
YURI ACTUALLY SAYS ALL THIS IN CANON???:
“I want to be hated as the man who took Victor from the whole world!”
*touches foreheads together* *intense eye contact* “Don’t ever take your eyes off me”
“I’m the only one who can who can satisfy Victor. I’m the only one in the whole world who knows Victor’s love”
“With my coach, Victor, I’ll win with the power of love!”
“I’ll show my love to the whole of Russia”
THEN THERES ALSO:
Victor half naked slumped on yuri cause he had too much to drink...then the pic being posted everywhere LKASJDF
Victor hugging yuri while watching performances
Victor FLOPPING ON HIS BED WITH YURI TAKING A NAP TOGETHER??
VICTOR SHATTERING YURI’S HEART AND THEN ASKING IF A KISS WOULD MAKE IT BETTER IM-
-YURI JUST ASKING FOR HIS SUPPORT AND PRESENCE IN RESPONSE AHH <333
YURI SLAYING THE PERFORMANCE, GETTING AN INSANE HUG THAT KNOCKS HIM OVER, AND WAS THAT AN ALMOST KISS/REAL KISS AINT NO WAYYYYY
YURI SLAYING ANOTHER PERFORMANCE, VICTOR KISSES HIS SKATE ON CAMERA?????
THEY LITERALKU HAVE A COUPLES REUNION AT THE AIRPORT???
Then…then…THEN Yuri asks Victor to be his coach until he retires AND AND ANDDDD VICTOR TAKES HIS HAND OFF HIS SHOULDER…me expecting him to let go and then he HE FUCKING KISSES YURI’S HAND AND SAYS ITS LIKE A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL??? Then he says “I wish you’d never retire” HELLO???? WHERES THE RING??
#blu liveblogs#yuri on ice#yoi ep 5-9#guys im head in hands /pos cause this cannot be real like#i saw everyone saying it gets gayer and i was like ok bet right#then i was like#jaw drop after jaw drop AFTER JAW DROP BC. HOLY SHIT.#oh my GOD#i just#i cant even form coherent thoughts rn#not yuri having a breakdown and feeling pressured by the world hating him for “stealing” victor away from the world and then#gets an instant boost by empowering himself cause damn right he DID steal victor implying victor is HIS then he fucking goes and#and makes intense eye contact with victor HRAJNSLDAKJF#literally mentions victor's love or some variation of it at least 5 times#then omg the part where he cried i was like omg yuri you poor baby#then victor fucking says WOULD A KISS MAKE IT BETTER? a kiss GUYS a KISS???? yes because thats totally nformal for a coach#yuri just asks for his support and presnce and i was like omg lovee that part#yes yuri you go slay that program after crying it does in fact feel better after you've had a good cry#then THEN thennnn HOLY SHIT VICTOR JUST. KNOCKS HIM DOWN WITH A HUG AND THEN TEHRES FUCKING SLOMO OF AN IMPLIED ALMOST MOUTH ON MOUTH KISS-#SCREAMS#does victor just lose it anytime yuri pulls some move that he would do too#THEN HE PULLS VICTOR IN BY HIS *TIE* TOO AT SOME POINT IDK I FORGOT BUT OH MY GODD#and also VICTOR. KISSING. HIS. SKATE. oh my god. my dude. ON CMAERA??#i need a better phrase than the 'gay sex is less gay than whatever the hell these two have going on' but its literally the whole show like#oh my god and when they were running with each other with the glass in between them at the airport...and then yuri runs into victor's arms.#then they have some sort of indirect gay af marriage proposal holy shit im#i need a moment#i also love that russian yuri gave yuri the katsudon pirozhki that was so sweet#and v thoughtful of his grandpa too#also the classical music fan in me is happy with the music xD
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making a collection
making another collection with a threatening aura
#davy back fightbpart 3 letsgo#HOW do the three big guns get wasted on the eating contest... horrible plan.... luffy is fine bc well... but not sanji and zoro like damn.#luffy DOESNT WANNA EAT??? CALL THE NAVY!!!!#what was i saying.... bad idea putting the three beasts there#FRANKY FRANKY FRANKY!!!! they captured the two princesses :(#one sided beef squashed between luffy and foxy. friendship ended with random ex marine guy. now luffy is my best friend#usopp and franky bonding time hell yeah. throw usopp by the head once more pelase#nami with zoros swords just like holding them looks so cool like she should get a few swords too... nami three sword style oda drawing pls#i think this man underestimates nami and luffys power together he doesnt know about shiki#luffy saying he knows its a trap and sorry for being late.... lets go on an adventure all nine of us.... usopp yes anding his lie..... omg#cant believe nami isnt there yet. she could take this guy. oh there she is!!!!! she does look cool with the swords and jumping to get luffy#zoro screaming in agony from luffy getting shot omg THIS FUCKING GUY OF COURSE!!! this looks like its so over#zoro and sanji must feel so useless rn. they didnt even get the chance to fight like damn#komei-kakka??? more like come caca. boom#luffy face down dead on the floor akdjkaa chopper have you tried looking at the wound to see if it harmed him idk#it hit the face akdjskn usopp that was coom also#was robin flirting with the other guy and zoro caught her and she told hum to shut up???#'your friends got the best of me but you are still in my arms an-' 'HEAT EGG!! ALSO YOU'RE ON FIRE!'#flare maneauver that was so slay also luffy and nami in the same frame so twins of them. my children. birthed them one right after the othe#zoro and sanji fighting back to back. back to back to back to you i dont wanna fall right back to us maybe you should run right back to her#that is such a bop song. also post wano zosan. and post wci. see the recurrent theme#fighting in water.... being on top of the sword that was a slay... red hawk ace i will never forget you it seems#foxy liking his jolly roger omg nami fooled him ahdhsjs i think they should have pirate game event every year they yearn for contests#now since this experience foxy should make monthly multitudinary pirate games olympics hoping the strawhats join them a la gatsby#the faces at the mushroom akdhaksjs#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies#kinda loved how robin betted on franky against usopp.... i will take the crumbs
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Ugh..narrator...
#slay princess spoilers in these tags alex don readdd#i should be sleeping rn but while i was work i couldnt stop thinking abt#how much i feel like the narrator relates to me in how ocd affects me#hes not just afraid of change hes afraid of possibility. but thats not what he thinks hes afraid of he justifies his fear as#wanting to protect the world from seein death ever again#but in truth he wants to kill the embodiment of change itself#my mind is hazy but like i can get it because so many times i just hope that#things just stop#because i think abt so many possibilities so bad that it hurts me a lot#only thinking about the bad possibitilies and the good possibilities never go through my mind#i think so much abt everything that could happen if i do anything that i try my best at avoiding it#and if i fall into not doing it feels empty and stagnant#its safe but it feels really bad and i feel bad abt my fear#and thats what the narrator wants for the full scope of the world cos he thinks that will be better for everyone#dont get me wrong hes very wrong lol but hes so human at the same time#it only gets more clear by his nightmare where he describes that every good moment in life is a short omen for something horrible to happen#next#thats so ocd to me man “oh fuck this is too good something bad will happen”#bitch should have gone to therapy instead of trapping the gods of reality itself trapped in a torture bubble lol#or he should have played satbk#sonic is always right#also i get a lot of ocd vibes from the cage but its slightly different#she thinks she already knows whats going to happen and doesnt try to test another possibility#the only way to save her is to prove to her that what she thinks will happen isnt set in stone. she cant know what will happen#even if her past trauma feels like enough proof that things will be the same- she cant know...#also how she thinks her body is acting on its own and that it has nothing to do with her but it does she just cant see it#cage....#also i love how she comes from prisoner. because prisoner is actually very reasonable in her distrust of you but she believes that her plan#will work#but it doesnt and it turns into the trsuma that turns her in cage cos every worry feels like its the truth
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first two people on this post (not ppl in the screencap) are trad cath & "torah follower (with yeshua) who believes in traditional biblical femininity" who are both extremely transphobic (shocking) and their og points had fatphobia bullshit so I cut off their comments bc these other two additions are really good and important to remember as we age!
practicing balance and mobility as you get older is important. you want to make sure you're able to get up off the floor in case of a fall (which was the og point). REGARDLESS of weight this should be possible, our bodies are really good at handling our weight bc not everyone is supposed to be stick thin. and if you can't, it's not because you're "unhealthy" or "overweight" it's bc your muscles and joints are out of practice w these things and they can build back up with practice
and if you still find that it's not getting easier, it's not because of your weight and you should go to a doctor to see if there's another underlying issue impairing your mobility
#torah follower (with yeshua) is fucking killing me actually like#girl what the fuck are you talking about so you mean christian?????#also does she even know the torah isn't the whole tanakh bc I get the feeling she doesn't#and the first girl has 'I'm kinder skinnier and prettier than you' as her pinned post like#yes girlie slay im sure jesus wants u to brag abt being skinny and pretty ur giving amazing christian rn
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so i bought a cheap wig for mello. and it was blonde online but then it arrived and it was fucking???? white??????? so i googled how to dye synthetic wigs and it turns out that you can use sharpies and rubbing alcohol so i did that and now my wig is literal sharpie yellow instead of blonde and i cba to buy a new one
so now im just wearing this full on leather slutty outfit with chains and a fake burn and. highlighter yellow hair. and honestly i can't decide if i absolutely love it or if it should burn in hell
i cropped myself out for obvious reasons but for reference here's the colour. it's very bright irl.
#the idea that mello dyes his hair neon yellow amuses me#he totally would the pathetic man#but also#i look pathetic#and do i want to look pathetic? well that is the question#i think if i get a proper top it'll look iconic but do you know how fucking hard it is to find a zip up (p)leather crop top in my size????#but yes mello my beloved#i feel so slay rn#my parents are mildly terrified but eh it's fine#mello dn#mello#mello death note#mihael keehl#miheal keehl#death note#dn#thoughts n rambles
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txt wtf.
#zanna speaks??#the way they were#GRINDING ON THE FLOOR#LIKE BYE#WHO TOLD THEM#THAT THEY COULD DO THAT#also the song is a bop and i rly rly rly rly need it rn#i need to stream it like crazy#THEY SLAYED SO HARD#WHEN YEONJUN AND ANITTA WERE LIKE#HAVING THEIR MOMENT#I WAS SCREAMING#YEONJUN GOODBYE#GO HOME YEONJUN STOP BEING A FLIRT#i won't talk abt taehyun and his vocals#i won't talk abt beomgyu in the beginning#i won't talk abt kai and his fucking jacket that he doesn't know how to wear properly#i feel like i barely noticed soobin first watch#im sry soobin baby#ill rewatch and notice he did some atrocious thing and ill die all over again#what if he had a hot moment and i just missed it#all soobin's moments are hot tho#I CANT DO THIS WTFFFFF
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war of the coprophages/syzgy (fucking hell, two episode names I can't spell without looking them up) are truly like sooo insane to me. They're both a lot of fun and y'know what, I kind of love the extreme bitchiness of mulder and scully. Yeah, look, I'm well aware it's kind of a misogynistic trope to have the female character suddenly get all possessive when the male character goes after another girl and Scully immediately hates her to death. However. Well. It's juicy. Scully girl you have GOT to stand up for yourself but the fact that you sleep with your phone on your pillow waiting for a call from Mulder intrigues me.
#it hurts a little to see mulder being such a manwhore but like also... Bambi came up to him talking about ufos straight out the gate.#yes im obsessed with MSR but I feel like you can't blame the man. like yeah of fucking course he would#But scully I know you seethe with jealousy but don't waste ur leave going to cockroach town.. let that man figure his own problems#honestly the bitchiness between them in these last few episodes is intriguing af like am I watching a drama rn. living. slaying. anyway#x-files#mine#txf
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I NEED A FUCKING HOBBY !!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#🦈#first thing that comes to mind is crochet which i actually have stuff for crochet HOWEVER. i hate the feeling of knitwear#🫥#like i would be able to do it obvs but making stuff for myself would be a nightmare.#i wanna customise some of my clothes but im ACTUALLY a pussy and i dont wanna ruin them#i got back into reading which slays but the Pull Of The Phone is sm stronger#so i think i need smth like Actively hands on#i want to paint but my tablets are kinda fucking me right in the creativity muscle rn but i kkinda need them to function so#WHAT I ACTUALLY NEED TO DO IS MESSAGE THE GUY ABOUT BASS GUITAR LESSONS#i bought a bass when i bought my car (TWO YEARS AGO) and i havent learned to play.#anyway. kms attacking myself ripping my hair out#i need to figure smth out bc like 10+ years on the computer is sickening
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#im soooooo slay my ego is extremely boosted rn#went to a boxing class at the gym i just joined n i was all nervous n shit asking the instructor if this class was for beginners or nah#and she was like listen weve got a lot of regulars and some w lower skill level its for all levels technically#n i was like ok 🥲 ill do my best but i signed up for it so i might as well attend#but we were doing rhe drills n shit and incorporating kicks n the instructor came over and was like do u do soccer or like#any sort of sport w ur legs ??? n i was like no lol i barely go to the gym n she was like why are ur kicks so good then ?#😳😳😳😳😳 so basically ur saying i should go pro ?????#she like went in front of the whole class and was like guys sarah says she doesnt do any sort of sports but her kicks are higher than mine#which was embarssing but extremely ego boosting#she also came to me after n was like uve got other students saying holy shit about ur kicks#euehueheueheuueueheueueu#and made a big deal of welcoming me at the end of the class#thank u small older lady i will remember this forever and i will come to all of ur boxing classes now#i have lasik this weekend tho so i cwnt go next week which i feel bad about now bc she .ade such a bjg deal about today 😭😭#but i dont wanna fuck up my eyeballs 👍🏻#anyways im gonna go take these legs to the nearest rcmp whatever place to register these Weapons#slay 💅🏼#gommywords
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When you’re high and wanna make brownies but you used the last of the eggs to make a bomb ass fucking dinner
#like im so#upset but im not Too upset because i fucking popped off with dinner#like i slayed that shit i feel like god i made exactly what i wanted#but now i want marshmallow brownies and like#i have everhthing but the fucking e g g a#cause I had to use all of them to also feed my dad my masterpiece#this is so devastating#and its not like i can drive to the store 😭😭😭#fuck man#bi.f.shit#bi.f.high#edward teach#blackbeard#ofmd meme#im also listening to Aziraphale’s playlist rn#ughhh
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About to serve absolutely abysmal cunt
#talkingcore#yay choir 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉#I’m going to slay and by slay I mean song 90 minutes worth of historical church music pebblezone is being converted#British people may suck but fuck if they can’t write some banger religious music#oh that reminds me of my musicology class I took last semester which was like Yeah is it ethical to support the messiah#because some dude unearthed documents that tied like the funding for a shit ton of Hansel’s stuff to the slave trade#anyway album updates uhhh oh I listened to American football and can say easily twas the hardest listen so far#it sounded like if I combined my 2018 sad tumblr thoughts with the guitar prowess of a middle school music class being allowed to fuckaround#I love a funky rhythm I think they can be so sexy but when it just sounds like you don’t know where to place emphasis idk#I’m feeling like a hater today I’m in a hater mood rn I wanted to have an open mind for the indie boys out there and could not do it#I could not finish it which is unfortunate given it’s definitely some people’s favorite out there and I don’t wanna yuck their yum#anyway about to be the sexiest person on stage (this is actually false there is a soprano soloist and she’s stunning she slaughters an a5#it was so vibrant I gotta make sure my face doesn’t show emotions on stage during it I shall not weep#I think Walter would like creep by radiohead. okay I gotta go dammit
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smoking my first bowl i think of this year? Happy feb im writing in my diary life is so good
#ignoring the fact that i lowk crashed out and split my hand open punching the wall life is so fucking good rn#i feel like. i may have acted inappropriately 2day but um. idk slay its fine#ppl need proof this actually affected me im giving them what they ask for. hashtag whateverrrr#byog
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i think this has been one of my best new years so far yippee
#perfect blend of going out and partying and then having a cozy morning with a tasty breakfast#genuinely feeling so hopeful and optimistic rn#idk i have my goals for the year and im well on my way to achieving them so thats a slay#also feeling so fucking confident about my presentation and gender today like why yes i am the gayest little dyke around thank you#im gonna go home. make a chai latte. and eat my delicious truffle pasta while painting and that will make today perfect
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My dumb ass blindly 0 to 100ing some skincare product prescribed to me for every day only now reading the fine print and realizing its salicylic acid. And ive been doing this for weeks. No wonder my pimples blew the fuck up. Oh my god. Hard to not give up again when ive been on off getting discouraged for years battling acne
#dynamicks#my face tanks my mood so bad like i wanna nuzzle my cheek onto someone elses but my fucking face is a disaster rn#i mean i got no one to nuzzle w anyway so it shouldnt matter but i feel so gross#i do not feel hashtag slay not hashtag hot
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