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Can I say something and you have to- put that gun down. Can I say something and you have to promise not to hurt me.

I am so glad that most trolls are tailless and plantigrade. When people try to give every fantasy creatures digitigrade legs and tails It Gets To A Point where it feels like a lazy cop out to make them "more creature like" and it's takes infinitely more talent to convey beast-like attributes without them. Also for the ones that do have said traits (Nomura, Gunmar respectively) it makes it so much more unique and impactful.

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Putting my hands on the TOA fandoms shoulders.I need you to know this. It came to me in a dream. Source? Just trust me bro. Okay?

The Galadrigals are all actinolite schist. Changelings are all komatiite. Troll saliva smells/tastes like vomit due to strong acidic digestive systems. It's about a 3 on the PH scale. Gunmar is syenite but the haters don't want you to know his ass is yooperlite. Trolls raise their young so communally having more than one active parent is a deliberate cultural practice than a requirement. Stay with me, stay with me now, they don't want you to know this. Trolls can pretty much hybridize with anything, but its considered highly taboo. Troll-human hybrids were extremely uncommon but did exist briefly before being killed and lended inspiration for the expiramentation that would create changelings. Foliage can only be converted into carbon and too much can easily make a troll sick. Okay I'll let go of you now.

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Warm up

@energ00n apprentice au

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my "i love nuance" t shirt is raising a lot of questions but no one is liking how long my answers are

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'forever young gifted and black,' nina simone cd packaging, printed 2006.

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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

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why do people like. when they make polls on here. include a clickable option for people who the poll doesn’t apply to. does that not skew your numbers in the results? because you just have a random extra percentage that doesn’t mean anything

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it’s the day again ♥️

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“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

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I did say I was gonna draw him. Took me too damn long but trolls are worth it </3

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Unexpected hamburger underwear kink

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Unexpected hamburger underwear kink

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the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

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"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Update i got da big ones

Uurrggh which one should I get.... or should I get both..... bigger ones would be nice for cosplay/ren faire but I could wear the smaller ones every day with my outfits. OR i could just say fuck it and wear the big ones every day too hmm...... choicessssss

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hi I'm a normal well adjusted person who likes 2 wear horns as accessories which one

Uurrggh which one should I get.... or should I get both..... bigger ones would be nice for cosplay/ren faire but I could wear the smaller ones every day with my outfits. OR i could just say fuck it and wear the big ones every day too hmm...... choicessssss

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Uurrggh which one should I get.... or should I get both..... bigger ones would be nice for cosplay/ren faire but I could wear the smaller ones every day with my outfits. OR i could just say fuck it and wear the big ones every day too hmm...... choicessssss