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*drags myself through the floor and slams this down*
I present to you
FULLMETAL BARTENDERS AVIAN AU (name pending)
(Rant as to why I chose the White-throated Needletail as Blurr's bird and some minor AU lore under the cut)
And that's not all! It comes with a FULL FLEDGED COMIC!!!!!
I spent a whole fucking week on this
I haven't done a comic in 4 years now, I can't believe this is my come-back XD. Though, on that note, know that I probably won't be pumping out any more comics - not any time soon, at least. But I do got more stuff planned for this au! If you ask about it, I'll 100% rant about it LOL
Tw// â ď¸mild gore in the 3rd panelâ ď¸
While exploring the woods with his team, Swerve had an unfortunate encounter with a crazed hunter. In an attempt to escape, he got injured, but it seems he wasn't the only one caught in the crossfire...
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Okay
So when you look up what the fastest bird in the world is, Google with show the Peregrin Falcom
But there's a catch
The Peregrine is only fast when diving
When it dives to catch its prey, it can go up to 389km/h
Which yeah, pretty fast
But when casually flying, it only goes up to 120 iirc
The Needle Tail?
It can go up to 170km/h
Some have even recorded going over 300! (Close to the Falcon's dive, I believe)
Additionally, these birds only fly. Their habitat is literally listed as "the air," and some even believe they sleep while flying! They only ever land to brood and mate, and then they're off again. Their legs are so short that, if they ground, they can't fly again because it doesn't give enough room to flap their wings.
It fits Blurr perfectly!
It also has a blue-ish colour pattern I can work with lol (it's green, but it looks blue, lol)
Though, also, he isn't 100% like the Needle Tail, just based off of it. I still want avians to be sorta their own species and doesn't have to be exactly like their bird counterparts cuz they aren't them, they're their own thing.
That said, Blurr is one of the shortest from Avians population, still.
They're pretty big.
Another trivial detail of the design!
I was stuck between having his arms be his wings or have them be separate
Until I saw a drawing where they had both, and I realised, "Wait, why isn't that done more often! That's so cool!"
So that's sorta what I did
It's mainly to catch small prey when grounded and to stay better perched up on trees since they're much bigger and having extra fingers helps a lot. Or when they're climbing against a tree to pick up fruits, it gives them an extra boost and can better hang from it
But they're pretty much useless besides that lol
Just neat lil design choice
Other lore stuff. The time in which the au takes place is vaguely modern? But with fantasy aspects? I still haven't decided lol
Technology exists, but not in the way we have it sort of deal, idk, this au is pretty bare bones right now, so go wild with it XD I don't mind it, I love brainstorming it with people. I know this au isn't as big or complex as some others out there, but it's fun, and I hope yall like it too fjsjajaj
#my art#comic#swerve x blurr#ref sheet#transformers au#fullmetal bartenders#blurve#swerve#blurr#maccadam#tf blurr#tf swerve#avian au#idk i wanna give it a different name but im coming up blank so if anyone got a better name feel free to suggest it XD#im kinda nervous to post this fjsjakakkf#i want people to have fun with this like they do with kef's aus but i know im not thst big LOL#i do have two characters i plan to do next#as a reward to those who read the tags (i see you đđ) I'll tell ya and say one of them is ratchet#also as another little tag bonus#feel free to send me an ask asking what bird your favorite transformers would be#yall may not know this about me but im crazy about birds and ive done so many avian aus in every fandom im in#i just never posted any until now XD#so I'll gladly rant about them#just uh...be aware i dont know all that much bout the idws yet and ive lost my access to half of it right now#ill try to research the characters best i can but if i dont know them well i might not be accurate in my interpretation fkdkskska#but anyway#here's this silly little au#to the 5 people who see this post i hope yall enjoy it and have as much fun as i did making this :3#and expect more cuz this was so fun to do LOL#juzt not any time soon cuz my health is SHIT and i also dont draw at lightning speed like some people here XD ill probably stick to writing
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Ok hear me out I just thought of something.
Weâre all familiar with the swan princess, right? If not, look it up itâs awesome. I love any and all iterations of that story.
ANYWAY!!!!!!! We all like a little romance in the fandom right? So lemme explain this thought I just had⌠a swan princess-ish type of LU story?
Basically, what if the Chain find a bird (you can pick any bird you want but I recommend a crow.) being injured by a small group of monsters. The Chain save the crow and heal its wounds before going about their business.
The crow then starts to follow them. Itâs a little awkward at first but the crow eventually becomes like another member of their group like Epona and Wolfie (if this is pre Wolfie reveal. Iâm not picky so anyone can say yes or no on that.) the crow helps them scout and navigate new areas, warns them of threats in the distance, and even brings them trinkets from time to time.
Anyway, one day after the Chain settle down for the evening they noticed the crow is on edge like its nervous⌠the Chain are wary because normally that means danger is around. But what actually happens boggles their minds. Once the sun has completely set and darkness falls upon the land⌠the crow turns into a girl (or whatever gender you want. Iâm personally gonna go with a girl) who immediately is hiding in the bushes and asking to borrow a cloak. (Not everyone has magical clothes when they transform lol)
Turns out, the crow is actually a girl who was cursed! An evil warlock cursed her to forever be a crow except on the nights of a perfectly crescent, half, and full moon. When she can return to her human (or Hylian. Take your pick.) form. Basically, the warlock loved her beauty (or handsomeness.) and asked her hand in marriage three times. On the nights of a perfectly crescent, half, and full moon. She refused all three times. As revenge, he cursed her to take the form of a crow, a bird which was unanimously hated for being associated with evil. As far as sheâs aware, she has to accept to warlockâs âloveâ and marry him for the curse to break.
When questioned on her reasons for sticking around and helping them out, she simply told them that they saved her life. Anyone else would have left her to die⌠or finished the job themselves. She was grateful and wanted to repay the favor. Of course, she also wanted to see if the journey they were on could help her find another way to break her curse, but that was just a bonus. She really did want to repay the favor of helping her. Sheâs been through so much as a crow⌠like I said, theyâre associated with evil so people arenât the kindest towards them.
Obviously thereâs another way to break the curse, but only the warlock knows that. I havenât EXACTLY thought of the details, because I donât wanna copy Swan Princess too much⌠but finding true love is the basics.
Alright lovelies, thatâs as far as the idea has run. Plz feel free to take this idea and run with it! Pick your favorite boy and let your imagination run wild! Or commission our wonderful Pinky here (yes Iâm advertising for you. Accept it!) to continue this little idea for you.
As for you, Pinky, plz give feedback! Love your content so much! Have a great day!
You know, I've actually never seen or heard the story of the Swan Princess. So if I do get commissioned for it, I guess I have some research to do. XD
I thought it was going to go the route of Kiri from CR Campaign 2, but I was delightfully surprised by the change! OR! Maybe I can twist them both together to avoid ripping off the Swan Princess as a whole.
I think this is a stellar idea. I like it! So cute! <3
Thank you for sending this in!
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Okay well idk fuck how people treat the Sam Wilson tag like shit, new ask game. Send me an emoji, Iâll tell you what my headcanon is for Sam. Feel free to reblog and play this ask game too.
đ§ What is a song that would be on Sam's jogging playlist? đ What is a transformative memory for Sam? đą Cutest thing Figaro has done this week? đŻ What does Sam like his team to call him? đš Who is on Sam's team right now? đľ What's Sam's favorite Marvin Gaye song? âď¸ Describe Sam's perfect day. đśď¸ What is the weirdest mission Sam has gone on since becoming Captain America? đş What is the show Sam watches to turn off his brain? đ What is Sam's favorite memory of Riley? đ When was the last time Sam took his nephews out to do something fun? â Sam, Gideon, and Sarah have one weird habit in common: what is it? 𼪠Most irredeemable food Sam loves. đ What is the would you rather question Sam would ask his teammates while they are transported to their next mission? 𧢠Sam's putting together his fit for the day - what's his aesthetic? đ Goofiest t-shirt Sam owns. đž The best mundane thing that has ever happened to Sam. đď¸ What's Sam's story about trying to get to either AJ or Cass' birth in time? đ Sam's earliest childhood memory. đ What was Sam like in high school? đŁ Is Sam any good at fishing? đď¸ What does Sam do during his first real day off in a month after a long mission? â¤ď¸ Who knows Sam best? đ Who does Sam know best? đś Sam gets interviewed for a fluff piece - what animal do they have Sam cuddle with? đ¤ Sam mysteriously gains the power of bird telepathy. What's the first thing he does with it? âď¸ Sam finally has time to go on vacation! Where does he go and who does he take with him? đ Sam's funniest moment with his new team of Avengers. đ Sam has had a rough day. What does he do to cheer himself up? 𼰠Your favorite thing about Sam Wilson. đż What's Sam's favorite song to sing in the shower?
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Bath Time
A/N: This is gonna be based on the years after Hogwarts, just a few months after graduation.
Itâs also going to be based on the âPhysical One-Linersâ. I feel like in the privacy of their own space, Talbott turns a bit more... mischievous, which both surprises and flusters Judith to no ends.
If thatâs not your cup of tea, donât read. Just that simple. Anywho...
Enjoy!
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Judith never felt more happy to leave St. Mungos. While she did enjoy her job, and spending time with her long time friend Chiara, she was beyond exhausted. Not in the mood to walk home, the young woman decided to fly home instead.
Quickly ducking into a dark alley, she transformed into her Black Sparrowhawk and flew off. Flying has always been one of her small joys in life. It reminded her of the times with her father, where he would teach her the basics of flying. It also reminded her of her time at Hogwarts. Attending Flying Class with Madam Hooch and playing on the Hufflepuff Quidditch team.
Most of all, it reminded her of her long time boyfriend, Talbott Winger. He was the one who helped her become an Animagus and teach her how to fly in this form. It was one of the ways the two bonded.
After they graduated, they got a small apartment together. After Judith graduated, her mother promptly kicked her out. Talbott was boiling on his girlfriendâs behalf, but she urged him to let it go. Judith always knew she wasnât wanted by her mother, so he spoke to Dumbledore about ways to support herself after. He offered to pay her during her last year, which helped out a lot.
Now she was free to live her life the way she saw fit. And be with the love of her life.
It wasnât long until Judith landed in front of her home and she transformed back. Pulling out the key from her purse, she opened the door and walked in.
She was minorly surprised to find Talbott inside as well, who was just taking off his shoes and placing them near the front door.
âHello, little bird,â he greeted with a small smile. Judith blushed and smiled back.
âHello, my love,â she said back, walking up to him. She carefully got on her toes to give the young man a peck on the lips.
Well, it was suppose to be a peck on the lips.
Talbott ended up wrapping his arms around his girlfriendâs waist, pulling her to his chest. Craning his head a bit lower, he pressed his lips against hers more firmly. Judith let out small giggle and wrapped her arms around his neck.
Talbott groaned softly, gently pushing Judith against the door. A shudder wracked Judithâs body as she felt Talbottâs teeth softly sink into the plump flesh of her bottom lip. Her eyes shoot open when she felt his larger hands press into her lower back. Talbott released her lips, red eyes half lidded and a lazy smirk on his full lips.
âYou seem a little tense darling,â Talbott drawled, running a hand up and down the length of Judithâs back. A blush blossomed on her face, causing his smirk to grew a fraction wider.
âItâs... uh, itâs been a long day,â she mumbled, finding Talbottâs chest suddenly interesting. A chuckle rumbled from the back of his throat.
âYou donât say? Come on, darling. Letâs take a nice bath together.â Judithâs breath hitched as her blush worsen.Â
Talbott tried his best not to laugh at his little birdâs expression. Ever since they left Hogwarts and all the stressors behind, heâs been seeing a different side of Judith.
She was more free. Happier. Carefree.
Heâs seen bits and pieces of this side of her at Hogwarts but not often. He found this side of her to be so beautiful...
And if he was being brutally honest... it was sexy as well.
The girl would be more free with what she wears and would sometimes sing and dance to the music she has playing as she cleans.
He has walked in a few times where Judith was slowly swaying her hips slowly to the beat of a song as she cleaned, wearing nothing but a tube top and some short shorts. It never fails to put him in a trance as he watched how Judith seems to become one with the music. Especially when she tranced the length of her body and curves with her hands. His body temperature never failed to spike at the sight she created.Â
The only way heâs forced to snap out of his daze is when Judith finally acknowledges his presence with an embarrassed squeal.
However, last time was particularly bad. Talbott didnât know what kind of magic Judith casted on herself for her to move her waist the way she did, but Talbott was sure it had to be from the Dark Arts. What she did shouldâve been illegal. Talbott never stared harder at something in his life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdOFz0Lsfbo
Even after Judith after squealed out of surprise, it didnât arouse him from his stupor. The only thing he could think of was how his pants was tighter in an area that where it shouldnât be.
The fact that Judith starts blushing and acts shy is what baffles him the most. She was extremely witty, sharp tongued, sarcastic, sassy, and petty. Rarely anything can render her mute.
Yet Talbott staring at her with a glimmer of desire in his eyes does the job just fine.
Talbott found this to be amusing, sometimes going out his way to tease her on purpose.
Lingering touches on her neck, shoulders, waist, and hips.
Spending extra time around her neck. Kissing, gently biting, and licking the sensitive skin.
Whispering in her ear in his sleepy voice.
Picking her up so sheâll be forced to wrap her legs around his waist.
Heated snogging sessions.
Hell, sometimes he would pinch her ass when she least expects it. Her scandalized blush never fails to make him laugh.
Being in the privacy of their own space made he feel a bit more open to be a bit more intimate with his little bird.
And Talbott knew she secretly liked this side of him. Judith could easily tell him to stop anytime and Talbott would do so immediately. But she hasnât.Â
Talbott wanted to see what she would say to taking a bath together...
âA-A bath? T-t-together,â Judith stuttered. She wasnât sure why this was sending her heart into a frenzy.
âOf course you do. Youâll in a bathtub with your boyfriend. No clothes, just soap and water.â Judith really hated it when her own thoughts sass her...
âOf course, little bird... is that okay, darling,â Talbott asked, kissing her cheek. Judith bit her lip.
âYeah... itâs fine...â
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Judith was already in the tub. She was quick set up the bath and pick a body wash (vanilla which is her favorite). Not wanting Talbott to surprise her by silently watching her, she quickly stripped and hopped right in.Â
She purposely added a lot of the body wash so the bubbles can hide her body.
âWhy the hell am I so bloody nervous? It not like he hasnât seen what I looked like half naked...â
âBecause you sitting in this tub bare ass, woman. Plus you know this tub was made to fit two people, youâll be literally pressed against him. And you know good and damn well youâre sensitive to his touch.â
âYou know, when I asked this, I didnât need the sassy answer. I didnât ask for an answer at all.â
âCry me a river.â
âWell arenât you eager to take a bath?â Judith snapped out of the mental argument with her subconscious to find Talbott towering over her in just towel.
Judith blushed, forcing her eyes on her boyfriendâs face and not his lean muscular body-
âI didnât want the warm water to go to waste by waiting on you, bird boy,â she retorted. Talbott raised a brow, a teasing smirk on his.
âYou know, youâre right. Scoot over for me, darling...â Judith did what she told, averting her gaze when she noticed Talbottâs hand moving to undo the knot of his towel.
She didnât look back at him until he was submerged. She regretted doing so, seeing how his smirk widen.
âYouâre so cute when youâre flustered,â he teased, kissing her cheek. She crossed her arms over her chest, doing her absolute best not to pout.
âIâm not flustered,â she mumbled under her breath. The devious spark flashed in Talbottâs eyes.
âOh really?â Judith didnât have time to respond as she pulled to sit on Talbottâs lap, facing him.
âHow about now,â he asked innocently. Part of Judith was cursing Talbott seven ways til Sunday, the other part of her headed straight down the gutter.
âYou are truly something, Winger,â she answered instead, glaring at him.
âI know, but you love me regardless,â he chuckled.Â
âShut up,â she mumbled, kissing him to do just that. Talbott accepted the kiss wholeheartedly, nipping his girlfriendâs lower lip. Despite the warm water lapping against her skin, Judith could still feel goosebumps breaking out on her skin.
Damn her sensitivity.
Judith quickly broke the kiss before it could turn into something more.
âWhere are you going, little bird,â Talbott asked quietly, his voice low and husky.Â
âWeâre suppose to be taking a bath! Not fooling around in the tub,â she retorted, cheeks rosy. Talbott nuzzled her neck, leaving a feather light kiss. Judith was quick to grip his shoulders to steady herself.
âMmmm... of course, darling. Donât worry Iâll take care of you...â Judith felt her heartbeat pounding in her eardrums as Talbott reached for the wash cloth.
âHeâs gonna kill me,â she thought when he could feel his smirk on her neck.
Letâs just say by the time they finished, the bath water was cold and Judith was sporting quite a few love bites on her neck, shoulders and chest...Â
#hphm#hphm characters#hphm jacobs sibling#hphm mc#jacob's sibling#jacob's sister#judith harris#hogwarts mystery mc#hphm talbott#talbott winger#hogwarts mystery talbott#talbott x mc#talbott x jacob's sibling#ravenclaw x hufflepuff#hufflepuff!mc#life after hogwarts#talbott is a tease#he finds judith's reactions amusing#dorks in love#teasing
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I love your sibling Jasonette, so may I please have some more? *Raises gruel bowl*
A little angsty, a little sweet. I hope you love this one too :)
The Birthday Gift
Jason was having a shitty day.
Marinette was supposed to call him when her plane touched down at Gotham Airport, but that was hours ago and she had yet to return a single message. On top of that, stupid Bruce blindsided with yet another intervention with Batman Incorporated and how yes there are terrible villains out there, but we are not the judge, jury, and executioner. A load of hypocrites if you asked him. Finally, Roy stood him up for a drink at their favorite bar due to a meeting with Oliver.
So he could honestly say he was not surprised when a handful of Jokerâs thugs dropped in on him on his self-pitying walk home.
âLook, guys, today is not my day. Iâll let you off easy if you leave now.â
The menâs painted smiles sent shivers down his back, reminding him just a little too much of the original. They said nothing as they circled him, waiting for him to make the first move, a mistake he had made many times with them.
âCâmon dudes, canât you give a guy a break. Itâs my birthday today and even my own sister stood me up.â
One of the men began to snicker as if he found the idea of Jasonâs loneliness funny. Maybe it was, but he sure as hell wasnât going to laugh with them. The sound of footsteps approaching caught his attention. He felt his whole body stiffen as the maniacal laughter reached his ears. No one else sounded so deranged, so crazy, but it couldnât be. The world didnât hate him this much right?
Wrong.
âWell, well, well, little Jason Todd. Oh my, itâs been so long, youâve grown so much.â
Joker himself in all of his clown prince glory. His smile sickened Jasonâs stomach to the core.
âWhat do you want, Joker?â
The clownâs face frowned in mock hurt as he placed a dramatic hand over his heart.
âIs that any way to talk to your favorite agent of chaos? Now now little bird, Iâm not here as a threat, Iâm here to offer you some birthday fun! After all, you always were my favorite little Robin. Itâs why I treated you so much more tenderly than the rest.â
Joker reached up to wipe a fake tear from his face before allowing the grin to stretch itâs way back slowly. Jasonâs mind was racing with possibilities, the number one being an exit strategy. Four men, all deranged, plus the Joker himself. It wasnât looking great, but there was no way this clown was going to kill him twice in this lifetime.
âWhatâs this gift you mentioned? So kind of you to think of me on this day.â It took everything he had to hold back the sarcasm from dripping off his tongue. His hand moved in the slightest, trying to reach the gun he had tucked in his waistband.
âIâm glad you asked-â
Before he could finish his sentence, a figure dropped from the rooftops, landing on the nearest goon. The three remaining men all reached for their weapons, but could never touch them. Something shot out, gripping their guns and pulling them into the abyss of darkness. For a brief second, Jason allowed himself to feel hopeful.
Maybe the old man finally remembered his birthday, maybe he was here to help him. But as the figure stood, taking a step into the light, he felt his heart drop. A small girl stood in front of him dressed in a skintight black suit, small red dots lining her sides. Her hair was pulled into a tight bun on top of her head, her mask solid red matching the side of her suit.
âIâll give you one chance Joker, let go of the boy and Iâll let you go.â
There was a tense silence for a moment before Joker laughter tore through the air.
âA child! Are you Batman's new birdy my girl?â
The small figure stiffened as Jokerâs men began recovering their wits, some drawing pocket knives, others closing in with their bare hands.
âDo I look like a bird to you?â
Jason had to hand it to her. The kid had guts to stand before the Joker and insult his jokes, but he knew the clownâs patience was running thin. Sooner or later, he was going to give the order and the thugs would tear into her. He was so close to his gun, but any sudden movement could put her in danger now.
âNow now, it sounds like you need an attitude adjustment. Why donât you ask Jason here how it feels?â
His smirk was sinister and with the flick of his hand, the thugs all jumped. They were fast, but she was faster. One by one she knocked them out, flipping and twirling with grace as she dodged each attempt on her life. Jasonâs fingers finally wrapped around his gun, a sense of relief flooding through his body.
This was what he needed to shift the fight, but something stopped him. Numbness spread through his limbs as he lost his grip on the gun, the weapon clattering against the concrete. He vaguely recognized the hand on his back giving him a shove forward, but he couldnât put his arms out to save himself.
âNo!â The girl tried to rush forward, but she was distracted as one of the thugs landed a punch, knocking her off her balance. They managed to subdue her, holding her still as Joker moved forward to examine the new curiosity.
âQuite interesting. How do you know my Jason?â
The girlâs eyes clouded over as she mustered as much strength as she could, trying to pull her arms free. Joker raised his hand, a sickening smack coming from the girlâs face as a red mark began to form. Jason tried to move, he needed to protect her like she tried to do for him, but it was impossible.
âNow, I asked you a question. Show some respect for your elders!â Â His laughter only enraged the girl.
âDonât you dare touch him.â
âOh, you mean, like this?â Joker raised his leg, landing a kick right into Jasonâs ribcage sending the clown into a fit of laughter. âOr this?â
âStop it! No! Jason!â
He knew the voice sounded so familiar, but he couldnât focus on it, not with the endless pain rolling in.
âAll you have to do is answer the question! You have the power to stop this dear.â
Jason tried his best to raise his head to look at her properly, but the best he could do was land one eye on the girl. The face, mask or not, he knew that face. Joker raised his foot once more, stopping only a millimeter from Jasonâs face.
âHeâs my brother! I swear if you hurt him again Iâll kill you. Iâll kill all of you.â
Jason felt the realization flood through him as his heart dropped. She didnât abandon him. She was right here. Marinette.
âI see, I didnât know my dear Jason had a sister. Honestly, I wouldnât expect him to be related to someone so weak.â
He reared back his foot again, delivering yet another blow. Jason heard Marinette yell in rage, but he couldnât do anything to stop it.
âWhat the-â
Jason couldnât see anything, he could barely move from the paralysis and the bruised rib cage. He heard the sounds of commotion sending panic through his body. These werenât like the villains Marinette faced in Paris, these were rougher around the edge, their only goal to kill. Parsian villains killed, but almost always on accident, collateral damage. These men did it for fun.
He tested his fingers, a sense of urgency flooding through him as they twitched under his strained effort. Jason just about had his full hand in motion again when five shots rang through the air sucking the breath from his lungs.
âBug? Bug are you alright?â
Jason couldnât help the tears that fell down his face and trickled into his voice. She was the only family that mattered to him, the only one that ever cared for him. Using his good hand, he attempted to flip himself, only succeeding in straining his wrist.
âBug!â
Two hands wrapped around his shoulders, pulling him into their lap, his head lolled backward before a soft touch helped him prop upwards. Two shining blue eyes stared down into his, a splatter of blood staining her mask.
âBug what did you do? You donât kill.â
She shook her head, dropping down to hug his numb body.
âI only wounded them. They crawled away carrying their stupid clown leader. Jason, I was so scared they were going to kill you.â
He felt a hot tear hit his face and then another. Soon her tears mixed with his own as the shock faded away. He almost let that asshole kill him again and in front of Marinette.
âHey, hey, no tears on your birthday.â
Marinette wiped away his before she took care of her own, a shaky giggle escaping her lips.
âMari, why didnât you call back? I was so worried.â
The feeling had returned in both his arms as he tried his best to move his legs next.
âI was trying to finish your birthday gift, you know how I get when Iâm sewing.â
It was Jasonâs turn to laugh, still shaky as well as he tried to push what had happened out of his mind.
âWhat did you get me?â
âA new jacket. I know leather is your favorite and you always seem to ruin the ones I make you.â
They both shared a laugh as Marinette shook her head.
âLet me see if weâre lucky tonight.â
Marinette gently set him back on the ground as she called upon her lucky charm, only to throw it directly into the air with her signature phrase. Hundreds of small ladybugs circled his body, a warmth spreading throughout where they touched.
As they disappeared into the night sky, Jason tested his legs, a small smile tugging at his lips when they moved at his command.
âYou know how much I love that thing right?â
Marinette shook her head as she called off her transformation catching a small, exhausted Tikki.
âYou know how lucky you are that I transformed before they laid a hand on you right?â
Jason gently shoved her shoulder as she stuck her tongue out at him. As she finished caring for Tikki, she turned her full attention to him, slipping off the oversized jacket she was wearing.
âHere, this was your gift. It was the only way I could think to protect it without leaving it up on the rooftop.â
He slipped off his older jacket, a gift from his last day in Paris, and slipped on his new one, relishing in the perfect fit.
âYou know, youâre a miracle worker Marinette. And since youâre in town, I think we can now use that phone of yours to contact Damian.â
âDonât even think about it, after all, you donât want to end up like those thugs.â Her tone was playful as she handed him back his fallen gun.
âI think I could take my chances.â He threw his arm over her shoulders as he guided her out of the alleyway. âNow, how about you  buy me a birthday drink?â
âHow about not? This is the States, my friend, Iâm technically not legal here.â
Jason cursed under his breath earning a laugh from the smaller girl as they headed down the avenue. Jason felt his phone buzzing from his back pocket, most likely Bruce calling him about his Joker encounter (which he had no doubt he already found out about), but he didnât have the energy for yet another lecture on his birthday. Not from him.
âAre you going to get that? It could be your family?â
Jason looked down to meet her concerned eyes, a sight that melted his heart. He shook his head, planting a small kiss on the top of her head.
âIâve got the only family that matters right here and thatâs the best birthday gift anyone could ask for.â
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 Miraculous Flash Forward part 9: A New Dynamic
A Miraculous Fan-Fic
Written by
AJ Dunn
Adrien couldnât wait to get back home and start making preparations. The trip to Paris hadnât gone as badly as he was afraid it would. In fact, maybe he and Marinette could put their past behind them finally and start a life together. He had agreed to stay for the wedding since Marinette had gone through the trouble of making his Tux for him, and Nino wouldnât have let him leave, he would have released Alya on him and that was frightening enough considering she had Trixx to back her up. Plus, Luka had Sass and he really didnât need that kind of drama in his life. Honestly, he was happy he went. Even Nino saved a place for him after 5 years, in this case, the place of best man.Â
âI will.â She had said. The memory of her words played in his mind as they swayed around the dance floor. She had agreed to be his roommate in Shanghai. She swore she didnât want him to leave her and that she truly did love him. Plus, losing her roommate meant she was looking for a new one. He was certain though that his studio condo wasnât going to be sufficient for them. She would need her own room and considering how flustered he made her, he would need a private room so she didnât lose herself whenever he walked around without a shirt on.Â
âYeah, no more hanging out in the seating area in nothing but a towel,â Plagg said to him as they prepared to leave for the airport.Â
âWho knows, I might occasionally forget and wellâŚâ
âYouâll be quickly reminded when she walks through the walls to get away from you.â Plagg laughed. Adrien laughed too imagining her overdramatic reactions. Adrienâs phone rang.Â
âAre you sure about this Adrien?â Felix said. He had told his cousin he would need to upgrade his suite and asked for him to get him in touch with the management company.Â
âAbsolutely,â Adrien smiled. âI wouldnât want her getting a cheap apartment, that neighborhood is bad news, besides, she still doesnât speak Mandarin and I canât have her getting lost here again can I? OH, and I am going to tell her about us.â His words came out so quickly he hoped his cousin would agree and not snap at him.Â
âDo you trust her that much?â Felix sounded shocked. âHaving her move in with you is one thing, but this affects us both.âÂ
âYes, I do. Besides, if this is going to work, her and I canât have secrets between us.âÂ
âItâs a shame she didnât have a twin sister.â Felix scoffed.Â
âWhat?â Adrien teased.Â
âNothing, never mind⌠shut up.â Felix snorted. âIâll send them a message to call you.â He hung up.Â
The flight back was a sleepless one as Adrien reeled over the idea that Marinette was coming to live with him. This will change everything. He tried to sleep but, listening to music, even tried doing some reading. Sleep didnât come until he was back home in his own bed. He wasnât sure how long he had been asleep when his phone rang.
âMr. Graham De Vanily?â the voice came over. âAh, Mr. Graham De Vanily called and said you wanted to renegotiate your lease.â Adrien refrained from laughing.Â
âAdrien please.â he laughed, âAnd my cousin, heâs just Felix.â It is still funny when people see them together, and they have the same last name, but then call each other cousins. A thing that had always been fun. âYes, I want a larger unit.âÂ
âIâm afraid the only unit we have available larger than the one you are in, is our 3 bedroom two bath unit at the opposite end of your floor.âÂ
âThatâs perfect.â He refrained from using his cattish terminology with such a business call. Although the excitement in him wanted to so badly.Â
âFine, I shall send the paperwork over immediately, I assume you want to make the transition before the end of the month? As that is when your lease is due to renew.âÂ
âYes of course.âÂ
âPlease get the paperwork back to us promptly.â A ding came through his phone the second he hung up. It was an email from the property management containing the digital documents that he needed to Esign and return. He made haste to finish the paperwork before heading out to see Cheng Sifu and check on the temple. The sky was clear as Adrien made his way home from Cheng Sifuâs restaurant with a sack of leftovers and a few grocery items he had bought on the way. By grocery items that meant cheese for Plagg. While Camembert wasnât available here, Manchego had become his replacement.Â
They leaped from rooftop to rooftop not worried about remaining unseen as he had before the reunion. It felt freeing to just be himself and not hide anymore. His students already called him Laoshi Mao, though they didnât know why it wasnât Laushi Adrien. Well, Mao sounded a lot better. He slipped through the balcony door and wondered what their new apartment would look like. He was sure all of the units on this floor had a balcony. His phone ran just as he entered the apartment and before he transformed. It was a video call.Â
âHello MâLady,â he answered in his most cattish tone. She giggled then began swatting away at some unseen thing, most likely the Kwamiâs.Â
âTheyâre all excited to be moving and they have been trying to pack for me.â She giggled again.Â
âWell, I am Pawsitively feeling clawssome about it too, M'Lady.âÂ
âYou dork.â She laughed. âDetransform and feed Plagg.â She said playfully.Â
âAs you wish.â he let his transformation go as Plagg darted into the bag and began tearing at the plastic wrapper. âHold on, this guy⌠â he set the phone down and tried to wrestle the package from the nearly rabid creature. âHold on, let me open the package at least, youâre going to kill yourself.â Marinette laughed at the ordeal. It was certainly going to be interesting having so many Kwamiâs around.Â
Adrien reached over, picking up the phone again as Plagg stole away the now open package. âYouâd think I starve him.â
âSo, how was your day?â she said in a melodic tune.Â
âIt would have been better if you were already here.â He said holding up a clear plastic container containing remnants of the Crab stew which had become one of his favorite dishes. The container had Chengâs restaurant label on it.
âDid you tell him?â Her face went into a look of concern.Â
âIâll have you know I am a cat of my word,â he said nonchalantly.Â
âAdrien?â
âOf course not.â A look of relief as she wanted to surprise him. She even insisted that her mother and father keep their tongue too. Threatening not to write or call for a week if they did. They were so happy for her to be moving to Shanghai, not to mention in with Adrien. Their faces lit up as they began discussing nicknames for grandkids. Adrien found the whole conversation unnerving at first but when he saw the looks on their faces, the pure joy, he felt grateful they were such wonderful people.Â
He still hadnât talked to Emelie despite her condition improving. Amalie maintained the radio silence as well after Felix had threatened to cut her out of his life completely if she didnât give Adrien space. Though, Adrien hadnât told Marinette about all of that mess yet. He was afraid it would scare her off and he wanted her to enjoy her time here before bombing her with it.Â
Weeks had gone by as Adrien packed up his studio and shuffled all of his stuff into the new apartment. The Apartment opened up into the foyers, with a partial wall separating it from the living room. The kitchen to the right just like his old apartment had a counter divider with two bar stools on the living room side. The marble decor was the same as his old unit, taking into mind the carpeting in the living room stopped before the bar stools. The coat closet next to the front door was slightly deeper like a mini walk-in. There was a small dining table situated by the windowed wall in the kitchen. It was twice the size of his last kitchen.Â
He found the stairs to the loft in the same place however instead of an open bedroom area there were four doors. One was a bathroom and the other three bedrooms. The master bedroom, being nearly the size of his last unit, had its own bathroom with a walk-in shower and jet stream tub. The second and third bathrooms were on either side of the bathroom. Adrien decided to move his stuff into the smaller of the two rooms closest to the stairs so that Marinette could have the main room with her own bathroom.Â
It only took him a week to clean out the old unit and clean it even though professional cleaners would be in to clean it properly. The unit was unfurnished but the furniture from the old unit was bought by Amelie so he had a few bell boys help him move it into the new unit. He had only to buy a bed for Marinette before she got there. He had Sabine pick out some furniture online and he ordered it.Â
The two weeks flew by faster as he spent more time at the temple tutoring the youth. As well as his daily chores there.
A video call with Marinette came in very early in the morning, though it wasnât that early where she was at. She had just arrived at the airport with her parents who were seeing her off. Her bags were checked and she was standing in front of the windows overlooking the runway.Â
âI canât wait to see you, Princess.â He said enthusiastically as he lay in his bed. He tried to not let her see he was in bed or that he didnât have a shirt on, sheâd be a mess and end up missing her flight.Â
âDid I wake you?â She looked guiltyÂ
âI wouldnât have missed this call for anything Princess, you better get on that plane you let me down now.â he winked at her.Â
âDonât worry, that was her boarding call. We are putting her on the plane right now,â Tom said. Adrien chuckled as they hung up the phone.Â
âIâm just surprised you love birds are going to be in separate rooms.â Plagg teased. âHow long is that going to last?â
âHey, you have your own room now, what are you harassing me for?â Adrien teased him.
âActually that is going to be Marinetteâs sewing room, right?â Plagg had a point.Â
âI mean, when she gets here, you can start staying in the miracle box with the others.âÂ
âToo cramped. I need to stretch my legs and be free.â Plagg folded his arms behind his head as he hovered over the bed. Adrien copied him as he lay in his bed. His phone ran again, this time it was Felix.
âIâll be coming to Shanghai today, I am at the airport now.â He sounded rushed.
âTo what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?â Adrien asked. It meant he would be on the same plane with Marinette. His stomach balled up.Â
âA last minute showing of some new designs and they canât seem to be able to agree on one.â Felix said something to the boarding clerk. âI need you to attend with me.âÂ
âI have classes, I canât cancel them, plus I am now tutoring some of my students.â Adrien complained. It made things worse that he wouldnât be able to spend time with Marinette.Â
âIâm sure we can arrange the viewing for after your classes or before. What time is your fist class and last classâŚ.â He paused. âYou know what, we can discuss that when I get there.â his voice had changed from rushed to pleasant and happy. Damn, did he see Marinette, is he sitting with her? Adrienâs anxiety tightened on his chest as he laid back against his pillow.Â
After a long and nerve wracking day, Adrien stood at the airport waiting for both his cousin and his...friend? He hadnât bothered to change his clothes after he finished at the temple, so he was still dressed in his yi-fu. He decided to wait near the baggage claim so he could help grab her luggage. Felix would likely have one bag and it was probably a carry on. Adrien saw her bags first and grabbed up. She had a lot as he had expected, they were pink with darker pink polka dots, no surprise there. As he finished loading them on a luggage cart he heard Felixâs voice.Â
âAre you serious Marinette, that would be great.â Felix sounded excited, a tone he didnât use very often. Adrien could feel the heat in his face as he tried to compose himself before turning around to greet them.Â
âAdrien.â Marinette exclaimed as he turned around to catch her as she leaped into his arms. He spun her around holding her tightly and making a big show of it. âLook who found me on the plane, he wants me to come with you two to the fashion showing this afternoon.â Adrien feigned a smile. While Marinette was the fashion expert between the three of them, he wasnât sure if his cousinâs intentions were pure, or if he was competition.Â
âSo, I hope you got that sare bedroom made up for meâŚâ Felix leaned in to whisper. âBrother.â Adrienâs face burned even more now, said spare bedroom was right next to her room and well, was empty.Â
âSure, if you donât mind sleeping on the floor.â Adrien laughed as they loaded up in the car. Felix pulled out his phone and made a call.Â
âI need a spare bed set up in the Graham De Vanily room, youâll know which room.â Adrien was amazed at how resourceful his cousin was. This is why he is the primary controlling party for the company. The ride back to the apartment in the Taxi was cramped with Marinette wedged between Adrien and Felix. Adrien, being clearly larger than his twin, though not too much. Marinette let out a loud yawn so Adrien threw his arm over her shoulder and pulled her head into his chest casting a possessive glance to Felix, who simply smirked back to him.Â
The Bus boys carried her bags to the suite.Â
âI donât know about you two, but I am famished.â Felix said, âShall we step out for dinner?â
âThat sounds great, we should go to Thousand Delights?â Adrien smiled at her excitement.Â
âAre you okay to go, Marinette,â Adrien asked âYou were nearly falling asleep in the plane, you might need a nap.â
âNonsense. Sheâs fine.â Felix swooped a hand over her shoulder and led her back to the curb. âShall I call a driver to come get us, less cramped than a taxi.â Competition is then. Adrien scowled.Â
âIf my accommodations arenât sufficient for you, COUSIN,â Adrien slid his arm around her waist tugging her to his side and out of Felixâs hands. âYou are welcome to make your own. Felixâs smile was one of mischief as he let his arm fall from her shoulders. Her face froze in a âwhat just happenedâ expression. A few minutes later a mini black limo arrived and the driver moved quickly to open the door.
âLadyâs first.â Felix insisted then slid in after her. Adrien ran to the other side to let himself in next to her. Once again, Marinette was trapped between the two, though Adrien focuses on the fact, she would be staying with him when Felix returned to Paris.Â
âWhereâs your ring?â Adrien finally asked, having noticed his hand free of it when his arm was around Marinette.
âI uh, Amalie,â he choked. âThey want yours as well to get them refinished or something.â Adrien slipped the ring off his finger and handed it to Felix.
âI donât know what Amalie and Emelie want with them, but they have no meaning to me.â Adrien turned to the window.
âOoookay.â Marinetteâs voice broke through the awkwardness. âAmalie? Emelie? Not mother?âÂ
âItâs a long story.â Felix said, patting her knee.Â
âWell, tell me tonight, when we get back?â Marinetteâs voice was so sweet. Adrien was glad didnât didnât stumble over her words like she did when they were younger, now he could have a real conversation with her and actually know the true intentions of her words.Â
âWe will have plenty of time to talk about that Marinette,â Adrien smiled at her as he put his arm around her shoulders again, âBut letâs just have some fun first,â He kissed her forehead, casting a glance to Felix. The thought of telling her made his stomach clench and he could tell it was difficult for Felix too. Not exactly something that comes up in casual conversation.
Cheng Sifu was excited to see him, but his confusion over the âCousinâ kept him constantly glancing back and forth between them. Felix and Adrien smiled at him, then they both laughed.
âCheng Sifu, we get that all of the time, our mothers are identical twins as well.â Adrien didnât mean to add that, but it was too late.Â
âWhat he means is, we share the Graham De Vanily twin genes.â Felix to the rescue, casting a scowl at Adrien. âWhich means.â smiling at Marinette, âWhen we have children, our wives will bear us twins.â Adrien caught the wink in his eye.Â
âWell, I donât think we need to worry about you having any children any time soon Felix,â Adrien leaned back in his seat as his empty bowl sat in front of him. He wrapped an arm around Marinette, âYou have to have a girlfriend first.â He gave Marinette a gentle squeeze and a smile.
âOh.â Felix said, putting his napkin down on the table. âAnd you do? I thought she was just a friend?â
âYeah, she is.â Adrien smiled at her. âA girlfriend.â He placed a quick kiss on her startled lips. Making a show of it before Felix could question if he even had a chance. Adrien knew Marinette had loved him since day one, even though she only knew the facade his father created, but he loved her for her.Â
âI see.â Felixâs tone seemed to have a playful melody to it. âIâm happy to hear that.â Cheng Sifu began to play his happiest of songs on his accordion.Â
âI always knew the two of you would be together someday.â A joyful tear fell down his cheek.Â
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Title: Stadium Arcadium
Chapter: 4
Series: Yugioh Zexal
Pairing: Kite/reader
Stranger things have happened, both before and after noon.
"Stay close to me, Hart." Kite squeezed his little brother's hand as you all approached an intersection. When the pair halted, waiting for the crosswalk light to change, Hart reached out to you too; Kite scoffed quietly as you took Hart's tiny hand and smiled down at him.
"Is there anything else you want to do while we're out, Hart?" You casually swung your joined hands, the smile on your face growing as you noticed Kite gritting his teeth. Was he jealous-?
Just across the street was a small park- a spot of natural greenery among Heartland's unnatural fluorescence. You'd intended to walk past it, but something caught Hart's eye, and he slowed.
"I want. . . ice cream." He licked his lips as he stared off into the distance; still holding his hand, you crouched to follow his gaze. Kite remained towering over you both.
Set up near the park's decorative water fountain was a colorful pastel cart, the uniformed man scooping out sweets for a cheery family. You're suddenly overtly aware of the sun beating down on your neck; sweat, dripping down your back, making your shirt stick to your skin. You spared a glance at Kite- despite being dressed in his long black coat, he seemed completely unaffected by the weather, even smirking at your flushed face. Can you make a face at him without getting fired-?
"Anything you want, Hart." Kite's voice is surprisingly gentle as he leads his brother further into the park. You let go of Hart's hand, trailing behind the pair of boys a little ways; although this entire outing was your idea, you almost felt like a third wheel, imposing on a family time they never got to have.
Not wanting to overstay your welcome, you wandered off to one of the brightly-colored benches  across from the fountain. It had been a long day already.
Hart had to stretch up on the tips of his toes to see the full spectrum of flavors in the cart. Kite couldn't help but smile at the serious look on his brother's face. Hart glanced over his shoulder to ask your opinion; he frowned a bit deeper when he noticed you weren't with them, but turned back to his decision-making when Kite tugged on his hand.
You looked up from your d-pad when shadows fell over the screen; although Hart's golden eyes are dull, he mimics a smile as he holds out a hand, offering you an ice cream cone. "We didn't know what flavor you'd want," he mutters, hoisting himself onto the bench next to you, "so we just got vanilla. . ."
"Well, thank you! That's so sweet!" You smile back at the two boys. Kite looks away from you.
"If you make a big deal of it, I'm taking it outta your next paycheck."
"Yessir, Mr. Tenjo."
Kite crouched down in front of Hart, who was digging into his ice cream as carefully as possible to avoid spilling any. "We've done a lot today, Hart; have you had fun?"
Hart just nods thoughtfully. His free hand finds its way to yours, resting on the bench- a flash of frustration crosses Kite's face, but he buries it quickly. Hart bites into his waffle cone. You watch the brothers carefully; while you certainly hadn't expected either of them to make a full 180, seeing them interact all day provided at least some insight into their dynamic and personalities. Kite ran aggressively hot-and-cold, only ever smiling at his brother; Hart was clearly trying his best to mimic the things he'd seen other children doing, and now you were sure today was his first time outside in quite awhile.
You finish your ice cream as the sun begins setting. Kite pulls himself back up to his full height, offering his hand to his brother. "Time to get going home, Hart."
The smaller boy nods and reaches out- but then he pauses, open hand hovering, and starts looking around blankly. The atmosphere seems to deflate instantly. Something hangs in the air, suffocating, sending anxiety pulsing through you in waves. Kite tenses, snatching Hart's hand and guiding his brother closer to you. He stares down at you with his eyes steeling over.
"Take him home, now." His voice is fierce, the air practically crackling around him. You nod and grab his brother's hand, trying to smile at Hart, who is clearly unnerved.
"Heya, let's go back to the tower, kiddo! You wanna go through all my cards when we get back?" You try to keep him engaged as you pull him along  but you do spare one more glance at Kite, who is shadowed in the setting sun.
As soon as you and his brother are out of sight, Kite begins quietly stepping further into the park, hand resting on his deck box. The aura in the air is unmistakable. A shadow falls over his vision in the dying light; he looks up just as Orbital 7 transforms and drops out of the sky, landing awkwardly on the stone pathway. "Master Kite, a Number!"
"I know," Kite hissed. "Keep your voice down. Do you have a location?" Orbital whirs for a moment as he pulls up a map; Kite studies the projection closely, memorizing the location, and then takes off at a sprint. It's so nearby, using Orbital for transport would be a waste.
He slows as he rounds the corner into the gardens. A cacophony of voices is echoing over the decorative hedges, one clearly more manic than the others as the sounds of a duel come to a close. Kite nods at his robotic assistant. "Do it now, Orbital."
âââââ
You kept a tight grip on Hart as you pulled him back to the crosswalk. He was incredibly quiet; hopefully that strange feeling hadn't negated the fun day you'd had together. "So, Hart, what was your favorite part of today?"
He peers up at you. "I liked seeing all those dogs." His eyes widen at the memory. "They were really smart, watching them do tricks was cute."
You giggle too. "You're right! Have you and your brother ever owned a pet-?"
The world around you falters. A wave of electricity seems to slam into you, almost knocking you off your feet- you manage to catch yourself as you stumble, turning to catch Hart as he falls forward too.
"What- what was that, [Name]?!" The young boy wraps his arms around you tightly. You look around for the source of the impulse, only for a sense of dread to settle in the pit of your stomach.
Birds hover in midair. Traffic has completely frozen in the middle of the intersection. Pedestrians, frozen in mid-stride, coats and scarves flowing in a wind that wasn't there. The world was soundless.
You pull yourself from Hart's grasp. A rush of adrenaline pours into your veins. Something is horribly wrong. Hart presses himself up against you, curling his fingers through your belt loop, trembling. "I want my brother," he whispers, although it may as well be a shout into the world's silence.
"We need to get back to Kite," you agreed. Hart nods solemnly, taking your hand again as you turn back to the park. The walk back is terrifying- your footsteps on the pavement are the only sound for what seems like miles. When you step back through the gates, Kite is nowhere to be seen, and your stomach sinks further.
"Hart," you kneel down to be on his level, "I want to to stay right here, okay? I'm going to find your brother."
The little boy nods hesitantly. You watch him take a seat on the same bench you'd occupied earlier, and then you're off through the tall grass towards the hedge gardens in the distance.
The sunset had frozen in the sky, so you're delving into shadows as you step into the hedges. This is the only possible place Kite could've gotten to- god, what was going on? The crunching of grass and twigs under your foot is almost deafening. Your skin seems to tingle out of anxiety.
"Are you ready to repent?"
Kite's voice cuts through the silence, startling you, but also flooding you with a sense of relief. You round the corner into a small clearing in the middle of the hedge maze- just in time to see Kite delve his hands into a man's chest, withdrawing an orb of light that shatters in his grip.
Kite releases the man, who crumples to th ground, visibly aging several decades; his dark hair grayed instantly, his eyes growing dim as he collapsed.
You take a step backwards. "Mr. Tenjo-?!"
Kite and Orbital both whirl on you. "I told you to get back to the tower," Kite snarls. He strides closer, driving you back several steps. "Where's my brother, you're supposed to be watching him-"
You stumble backwards into the hedges. Your gaze jumped from the intense man in front of you to the unconscious man behind him.
"H-Hart is. . ." you almost winced at how your voice shook, "Hart is okay, he's back by the fountain. Something weird happened and we were worried about you." Shaking, you meet his stormy eyes. "What the hell was that, Mr. Tenjo?!"
Kite scoffs and turns to march back through the hedge path, Orbital rolling along with him, twisting his robotic self to stare. "You. . ." Kite doesn't look back at you. "Time has been distorted. You shouldn't be able to move so freely."
You blink up at him, not really understanding what that's supposed to mean- but with the thunderstorm practically brewing around him, now is definitely not the time to ask.
Hart looks up quickly as you step out of the hedges. His eyes widen; he scrambles off the bench and sprints over, wrapping his arms around his brother as Kite drops to his knees with open arms. "Brother! I was worried- I'm glad [Name] brought you back. . ."
Kite's grip instinctually tightened as he glared up at you. At his side, Orbital mutters something and lets off a small electric shock. Suddenly, the world fades back in; the flapping of wings as birds resume their flights, the roar of traffic and voices from beyond the park's fence. You looked away from Kite's intense stare, and he just squeezed his brother once more.
"Time to go, Hart."
âââââ
Understandably, you'd been sent home early. Hart had seemed mildly worried when Kite coldly dismissed you; you'd passed Dextra on the way out of the tower, and she'd given you a sympathetic look. You just held your head high, confident you'd done nothing wrong.
From the top of the tower, Kite watched you walk through the colorful streets, lit up by streetlamps fighting off the moonlight. A reflection in the window caught his eye; Hart, stumbling into the room, quietly chewing on the remains of the sandwich his brother had haphazardly thrown together.
"Why did she leave?" His voice was barely a whisper as he joined his brother in watching your retreating form.
Kite knelt down and spoke gently. "Her job is to take care of you- she left you alone, so she got in trouble."
Hart frowned, pressing his jelly-stained hands to the glass. "I'm not helpless. I wanted her to find you." He glances up at Kite's reflection out of the corner of his eye. "[Name] makes better sandwiches than you do. Will she be back?"
Kite had to look away from his brother's pleading eyes. Mr. Heartland's orders echoed in his mind, joined by one reverberating question. How had she done that? "Probably. We're supposed to keep her around for awhile."
"Supposed to? Does that mean you didn't want her?" Hart muses quietly, tracing constellations in the window, leaving streaks of jam on the glass. Kite didn't answer.
âââââ
The hospital elevator isn't nearly as smooth or quiet as those in the tower. You're sure you can feel every jolt and rattle in your bones. When the doors slide open, you step out into the clinically white hallway, nodding acknowledgement at the familiar women at the nurses station.
Your mother's room is in the corner of the floor. Although it's really not very late, the lights are out when you open the door; given that Heartland is keen on aesthetics- and the mayor himself seems personally apologetic about your family- this room has massive windows overlooking the city. The light from below work wonders that hospital lights never could.
". . . heya, Mama." You whisper as you approach the lone bed in the middle of the room.
Your mother lay there; pale, emaciated, bandaged, strung up to various machines like a fly caught in a spider's web. The steady beeps of her heart monitor are the only response to your voice. Looking at her makes your stomach churn- you step over to the window instead, your gaze flickering between your mother's reflection and Heartland tower in the distance.
The city below you almost feels alive. The tower itself is lit up like a miracle, rising in front of the moon like a proud rival, finally gaining the advantage. The cable cars in the distance have lights that blink in intervals. Further away is the familiar Ferris wheel that dominates the center of the ever-present carnival, the lights flashing in patterns and never repeating. Beyond all of that, though- the walls that separated you from everyone else loomed, reminding you that you don't belong this deep in the city. It's difficult to believe that any of today's events could happen in such an electric city like this.
"I'm working for Heartland now too, Mama. Did you ever know about the family living in the tower-? I was hired to watch the youngest kid." A memory of Hart writhing in pain flashes through your mind; you shut your eyes tightly and turn your back to the window, leaning against the glass.
"Mama. . ." You bite your lip. "If you ever. . . learned something that you don't know what to do with. How would you handle-?" You just watch her limp form, knowing that the years of turning to her for advice are far behind you.
At some point as the night wears on, you checked your d-pad for the time; since you'd stormed out of the tower, you'd received a message from the mayor himself, suggesting you take the following day off and resume work after that.
Anxiety gnawed at you, settling heavily in your stomach as you stepped into the hallway, gently closing your mother's door behind you. Since visiting hours are coming to an end, the ward is practically empty- still, you somehow find yourself turning the corner and slamming headfirst into someone with a thud. You both stumble backwards.
"Oh my gosh, are you okay?!" You reach out to steady the boy, who is grimacing and rubbing where your forehead had smacked into his collarbone.
"You don't look like you'd be so hardheaded," he mutters. He brushes his purple hair aside and tugs down his shirt collar, making sure he isn't bruising, and you have to resist the urge to roll your eyes.
"If you can be a smartass, you're fine." You cross your arms and look him up and down as he snickers.
The visitor's pass hanging around his neck is reminiscent of your own; the fading colors and chipped plastic betraying the fact that it was old and well-used. Even though he was playfully sneering down at you, there were bags under his deep blue eyes, and his general aura is one of exhaustion. You can feel your indignation melting away into solidarity.
"Hey. Whatever you're going through, best wishes."
His smarmy grin fades as he catches sight of your own personal visiting pass. His harsh face softens the tiniest bit. ". . . same to you."
He brushes past you, and for some reason you can't explain, you're compelled to watch him down the sterile hallway. His hair and clothing- dark shades of purples and grays- make him look like a wandering soul manifested amongst the stark white. He disappears into the room next to your mother's; once he was out of sight, you resume your journey to the elevator, uncomfortably aware that your tragedy isn't the only one.
[,,gentle reminder that I'm relegated to mobile for the foreseeable future, in addition to schoolwork and bad family leaving me with little safe time, so I apologize for any typos or general awkwardness]
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The Winter Long - Reread
Rosemary and Rue
A Local Habitation
An Artificial Night
Late Eclipses
One Salt Sea
Ashes of Honor
Chimes At Midnight
Interlude : Full of Briers
As always, spoilers up to The Brightest Fell and October 2018 for the Patreon stories. No spoilers for Night and Silence, and at this point I think Iâll have finished the entire reread by the time I get my copy. Which is just as well.
First off, âthe winter longâ is one line after ârosemary and rueâ. Is the final book going to be âGrace and Remembranceâ?Â
I really like TWL. This was a good book, filled with shifting allies and cameos by my favorite people. Itâs probably my favorite after The Brightest Fell and not just because of Simon.Â
I am going to ignore the fact that the knowe is called âMuir Woodsâ even before it was named that in 1908. Maybe? Maybe Arden took up the name really quickly. I canât find a mention of it by name in Patrickâs first short story and I canât dig up âIn Little Starsâ right now to check if it was called Muir Woods back then. Patreonâs search sucks.
Onto the ball! A good ball, in which no one gets poisoned or nearly assassinated and Toby doesnât commit murder. Yeah, if I was her I also wouldnât want to go to fancy balls. She takes after Sylvester in that regard.Â
Speaking of, hi Sylvester! Hi Li Quin!
Arden has social anxiety and needs more friends than Madden. I am surprised no noble Daoine Sidhe have come a-courting. At least sheâll get Walther and Cassandra to take jobs at court soon.Â
I love Arden subtly copying Quentin in table manners.Â
Are Raven-maids and -men the opposite of Selkies, born birds and need the feathers to transform? Jazz takes off her band to turn into a raven. Amandine doesnât, but presumably her magic can force the transformation regardless. Though Amandine does imply that destroying the band will keep her as a human.Â
Yes, itâs time to put everyone to bed. Meanwhile, Toby gets to pull some all nighters.
Hello, Simon.
I love how no one has questioned where he was since Late Eclipses, and that only as a brief mention. Heâs the tragic backstory, not meant to show up in the present. Oleander was that too, but now sheâs dead and canât hurt anyone anymore.Â
Yeah, she was really not expecting that. Why is it that the bad things only happen to Toby during the books? From the plot summaries, the time between the books is the only time she gets to relax.
Yes, thatâs not Sylvester.Â
Itâs sad how much Toby has internalized him as her personal boogeyman. Dugan, Riordan, Samson, the false Queen could all be fought. It wasnât easy by any means, but here Tobyâs given up without a fight which just doesnât happen. Sheâs already determined this is a fight she canât win.Â
I love that the first thing Simon does is praise her. He genuinely does not mean her ill-will.
So Simon has not seen Evening in years prior to TWL and did come to warn Toby about it. Or, turn her into a tree for a hundred years, but to him, that is helping. Evening didnât send him so he must have gotten word somehow that she was returning. Where was he all those years?
Hello Jazz, you have great timing. Sorry that you are once again attacked in your own home.
Simon didnât come in limping â Toby turning his spell back against him must have hurt him badly.
Why exactly does Simon have so many transformation spells? Is this his own flower-based transformation or something he got from Evening? It could be his own â he once transformed Patrickâs suit into something more modern and thereâs no indication that eventually failed. And why fish? Could he have transformed Patrick into a fish so he and Dianda could spend time together in the Undersea without breathing spells? That would be so cute.
Good job on using your cats to warn Tybalt.
I think even May gets over her feelings by the time of TBF, or at least, sheâs willing to let him try so they can save Jazz.
All in all, Simonâs going to get what he wants by the end of this book, namely, Tobyâs safety. Sure, heâs elf-shot but soâs Evening. Itâs TBF where heâs going to get his ass kicked repeatedly.
Same, Quentin â I too have an endless supply of songs about boats. Five bucks says youâre singing âThe Mary Ellen Carterâ.
Tybalt probably would still shred Simon to pieces given the change but heâs out of the picture for all of TBF.
Why do you think you can predict what Simonâs going to do, Toby? You know literally nothing about his objectives. Heâs also willing to answer what he can of your questions and tell you things without being asked. Â
The knowe is willing to let Toby through, and she is family. Would the knowe have let Simon through because he helped build it? What about August?
Way to mess it up, Sylvester. You definitely should have told Toby about Simon before you sent her after him. But thatâs in the past and doesnât matter, does it, Sylvester? Just like September, just like August. It canât hurt you anymore, right?
I do believe the twins were close once, and by 1840 thatâs no longer the case, but it doesnât matter until 1906. You didnât help enough to find August, or you encouraged her too much, it doesnât matter. Simon wanted you to hurt the way he hurt, and if you canât see that, you have forgotten too much.
Yeah, I canât imagine Simon hurting Amandine unless it was in direct defense of August or Toby. Sylvester, you should know Amandineâs not going to let him back into her life without August present. You should know this, why donât you know this?
Tybalt, you told them to run, that is not the Torquillsâ fault. Hey, remember that decree that says if you want to marry one of the three, that one canât refuse?
âI need you to live long enough to be cannon fodder when Simon decides to attack.â Quentin loves you too, Toby.
You are missing a vital, vital piece of why Simon was running around with Oleander. Heâs not doing it for shits and giggles, Toby.
Poor Luidaeg. It sucks having the answers and not being able to tell them. Tobyâs doing better on the questions this time around.
âAt least we know that Simon wonât be able to come after us there.â One small problem with that, Toby.
Does each Library have its own library card, or is it an all access pass?
Mags definitely wanted Toby to show up after Simon left. Whoops. And Toby, you still owe her your motherâs history.
Hi again, Simon. Maybe this time you can actually talk? Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
Yeah, the arrangement with Oleander is definitely non-con. Everyone is glad sheâs dead except probably Evening.
Simon has three modes in this book: what he thinks will help Toby, what Toby thinks is helpful, and what he does as a servant of Evening. This is the middle interaction â useful information, no one is transformed or hurt.
Toby, remember you still owe Mags info on your mom.
Amandine definitely ruined your life, Toby, even if you donât want to admit it.
Good job on raising the dead, Toby.
I guess Evening is a vampire? Thereâs at least one Snow White legend like that.
âYour lover was a Selkie; he told me quite a bit after he died.â How- What- Did the Luidaeg summon the night haunts to talk to Connor?
How long had Simon been sitting on Tobyâs doorstep? He must have gotten straight to Shadowed Hills to get the roses and then back to her place. To the rose gardens at least, he couldnât have gotten into the halls themselves.
This is the other thing â Toby stops again to ask her personal boogeyman for help. She trusts him enough to do that, which is something we donât see anywhere else in the series. To be fair, Simon does keep insisting that heâs there to help, which is something no other villain does.
And Simonâs convinced sheâs going to die.
Mayâs benched again, which is a recurring theme that she specifically acknowledges. Let this girl have a field trip with Toby.
Although not into the ocean because thatâs where everyone ended up! Hi Dianda. Thanks for saving Toby from drowning.
I wonder what would have happened if Toby told Dianda that Simon gave her the warning. Probably nothing good â hereâs yet another trusted authority figure who knew about that relationship and didnât tell her.
Hello Evening. Hate to see you again. If only Dianda could punch you in the face.
Here her magic is roses and snow but I swear Iâve seen it described as roses and apples somewhere.
So where was she these past few years as she recovered? Does she have another knowe?
So why is Marcia not affected by Eveningâs magic? Evening doesnât recognize Marcia as anything other than changeling, I think. But Evening wouldnât care that much. I really really want her to be Titania. Maeve would be cool too, but I want her to be Titania.
Good thing no one drowned in that little episode, including Tybalt and Quentin. Â
Hi Raj! Everythingâs ok!
Props to Toby for being willing to burn the Library down to get it to close, and kudos to Mags for listening to her.
And Simonâs playing double agent on the phone. Toby couldnât have gotten through this book without him.
Toby hasnât actually slept since before the Yule ball. How many days and nights has it been since then?
So why did Evening get Quentin sent to Shadowed Hills directly after Luna and Rayselâs return? How did they break free?
Riordan was once in Alameda â how did she move down to Dreamerâs Glass?
And how did Sylvester know they were coming? Simon must have told Evening, or maybe Evening assumed Toby would show up.
Hi Etienne, Bridget and Chelsea!
Yes, leave the boys behind to play Xbox games. Good plan.
Luna does have several points about Evening, Raysel and Karen. Why, exactly, does Stacy have two Seer daughters? She is also smart enough to get her favor from Toby before telling Toby whatâs going on.
Is Toby going to have to do a favor for every ally she has?
You can take the Daoine Sidhe out of the Torquill but you canât take the fox-fur hair and golden eyes.
Poor Raysel. I hope this helps her.
Huzzah, Toby gets to sleep!
Hello again, Simon. OK, Toby doesnât think he told Evening that she called Shadowed Hills. And heâs back at the house.
Thereâs something to be said for the image of Simon petting Tobyâs rosebush-cat for hours.
Yes, everyone needs group therapy, which clearly doesnât exist in Faerie.
Correction: thereâs nothing in his blood now that she could change. If Toby knew enough to look, could she tell immediately? Maida told Toby that she was once a changeling, and now Toby can look at Quentin and see those watermarks. She has since looked at Sylvester and Simon and been unable to tell that they had human blood once, but Toby misses a lot.
Hmm, Toby is not this⌠intimate with anyone else. Mind walking while riding Simonâs blood? Sheâs never done this with living people before. I think if he can be saved in the end, it will involve something similar.
Yep, the non-con is strong here. Simon is a fascinating villain.
So what exactly was Simon planning here? Toby is not a tree. Sheâs out for several hours and up again. Was Simon buying her time?
Hi Luidaeg! Glad to see you up.
Titania also sounds like a shit mother.
Septiminus was Eveningâs grandson. He certainly didnât get his coloring from her.
âMost of her children died young.â But there were enough grandchildren to establish several Daoine Sidhe lines. Aethlin and Maida arenât closely related to the Torquills or Dugan or Rhys or Riordan.
Maeve took what vengeance she could against Titania for the Luidaegâs binding and we donât know what that is, yet.
Ok, yes. This is where the Luidaeg says Eveningâs signatures are apples and roses. Her own magic is brackish marshes and ocean air. Toby doesnât ask about this.
Elizabeth Ryan would probably argue that the Luidaeg stole her heart but she isnât here right now. Â
I am pretty sure Evening is older than the Luidaeg, but the Luidaeg implies Maeve could have had children before her, just not through Oberon. And none of them are living now.
The Luidaeg knows who Amandineâs mother is and canât say.                  Â
Yes Evening, we know you donât like Dianda and Patrickâs marriage. You can shut up about it now.
Is Dawn one of the things the Luidaeg canât talk about? She is not mentioned at all in this book, least of all by Toby.
And Simonâs under Eveningâs control again. Poor Tybalt.
And Tobyâs covered in her own blood again.
Dammit, Sylvester, Simonâs better at giving Toby answers than you are.
Yes, which of the Queens owned that key? And what exactly is it?
Oh you still donât know better by now, Toby. You are still somewhat blind to whatâs going on around you.
Nice job breaking Eveningâs spell, Toby.
Oh Simon, you were so close.
Being stabbed with Simonâs elf-shot laced blood is enough to take out a Firstborn but somehow drinking Nolanâs blood didnât put Toby out.
Though being asleep isnât going to stop herâŚ
Naww, Tybalt and Toby are cute together.
Man, I really want to see Dianda and Patrickâs reactions on learning that Evening is the Daoine Sidhe Firstborn. And why does no one seem to recall Dawn? Is there a world-wide âdonât think about itâ spell? If so, who could cast it?
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Casually dating a werewolf
Pairing: DiaRiko
Word count: 2,764
Hello so this is based on the diariko werewolf au in which dia is dating a big woof!riko Iâve mentioned a couple of times and spoke about a lot on twitter! This kind of like an experimental oneshot, I guess? I just wanted to write something really badly and it ended up being....really fluff. Anyways Iâve been thinking about writing somewhat(?) linear short stories for it and have this like an introduction or something, so ya! The au itself is still being polished. Big thanks to Michelle and Robin for taking time of their lives to proofread and help polish it up I owe u a lot
Anyways hope u guys like dia being a furry
The evening was especially peaceful for Dia Kurosawa, seeing as it was one of few rare occasions where she got to relax. Mixing between college classes, part time job at the pet store, and social life she miraculously has is more exhausting than she ever expected, and thatâs not including the studying and work around home she did in between.
It felt like she finished high school only yesterday, excited about her independence and everything that came along with being an adult. If only she could turn back the clock and have at least one day where her biggest worry was finishing homework on time. Now sheâs here at 20, living alone with her younger sister. Despite it all, there was nothing she could find to complain about. As messy as it could get, her life felt fine the way it was.
She was alone on this Saturday evening, phone ignored on the side whenever sheâd see Mariâs name pop up with a new text message, assuming it was yet another on of her â wish you were here with us :( â selfies that she keeps sending in a poor attempt to still convince her to come out of her home. Dia however, decided hours ago to spend this time in silence with calming music and a good book in her hand.
Her moment of peace was broken by ruckus outside, loud enough to catch her attention. She gazed towards the small yard, brows furrowing. Ruby returned from her date about an hour ago, and it was easy to assume by now she was asleep in her room. Maybe sheâd shrug it off, if the clanking on the trash bins didnât happen again.
Of course, this was Dia, so going out there to check wasnât happening without caution. In a rushed moment, she decided to grab a frying pan before making her way to the glass door that lead outside. Her eyes squinted by reflex so her vision could adjust to the pitch darkness, and when she heard rustling around the bushes she spent her free time tending to, she raised her pan higher. However a few steps was all it took for her to spot the familiar tuft of dark fur⌠ yes, fur.
Her shoulders relaxed, and she released a relieved sigh.
âRiko-chan.â
As soon as she called out, a big wolf-like head perked up from the bush along with a pair of large round amber eyes shining with excitement. The game of hide and seek was over, and Riko pushed her way out of the bush and paced over to the one who cautiously found her.
They were now eye to eye, Riko tilting her head down in order to do so. Dia smiled warmly. It was almost like she wasnât facing a furry, pointy-snouted, sharp toothed monster that was taller than her by almost a head; the sight of which would make any man run away in fear. Â Especially in the dark.
And why would she do so, when this was none other than her adorable, sweet girlfriend?
Dia herself wasnât sure how it happened either. It was a while ago that she learned the truth about the shy, flustered girl that became a regular at the pet store she worked at is in fact a werewolf. It wasn't easy to take it in, but it wasn't as hard to accept as she thought it would be. Like anyone she was aware of monstersâ existence due to the townâs (sometimes) friendly attitude, but had only actually known one prior to meeting Riko.
There were many things she still didn't know. She didn't understand why it was when the moon was full that the transformation was unavoidable, or how she grew taller whenever it happened (though it did explain why she wore clothes a size or two bigger). But one thing she did know; somehow she had developed feelings for Riko over the course of the time theyâd known each other.
She gingerly extended her hand, and Riko immediately buried her snout into the warm touch with a nuzzle. The brunette frowned upon realization she must've been lonely, as it was Rikoâs own decision to isolate herself during the full moon for reasons she never spoke about. Although Dia was willing to bet it was due to her insecurities.
Pulling closer, she rested her own forehead against Rikoâs fuzzy one, and the the amber orbs blinked in content as she nudged forward affectionately. This elicited a rare chuckle out of Dia that only Riko had the honors of hearing. In the corner of her eye she spotted the smallest tail wag.
âWhat were you thinking?â The question was scolding, but her voice calm and loving. âWorrying me like thisâŚâ
There was an apologetic huff followed by pointy ears flattening against her head.
âItâs fine, but next time at least call me. Even Yoshiko-san didn't have an answer to provide when I asked her if sheâs seen you today. Alright?â
The solemn nod should be enough of an indication that Riko truly did feel bad for worrying her and that she plans to work on her mistakes. This whole relationship stuff was still new to both of them. And even in this monstrous wolf form, Dia could recognize the softness of Rikoâs genuine smile. She returned it and grabbed the gigantic paw-like hand into her own, tugging her much stronger girlfriend back inside like it was nothing.
âCome, now! In we go before we get too cold. Donât think that all that fur of yours will stop you from sneezing tomorrow if you're not careful.â
Riko of course happily obliged and followed, embracing the warmth of Diaâs home with a sharp inhale. As soon as they entered she took a crouching position and without giving Dia a moment to process what was about to happen, she took an inhuman leap across the living room and landed on the couch. It creaked and the brunette cringed both visibly and audibly at the thought of it breaking, but hey at least the carpet was untouched. And Riko had already made herself comfortable. You should feel lucky you're so cute.
While Riko was busy burying her snout into the cozy pillow, Dia headed to the kitchen. She shortly returned with a box of dog biscuits in her hands, something no person without a dog would own. In this case, she didn't mind spending extra money on them. It still felt weird seeing Riko eat them on daily basis. Even when she was told the reason she liked them was because they were like brownies to her (a comparison Dia had trouble wrapping her mind around but it did almost tempt her to try them), she had settled on treating Riko to her favorite snack. Only after a couple of failed attempts to satisfy her cravings with something more normal, like cookies.
At the sight of the brunette Riko scooted over, allowing her to sit back into her previous spot - only to flop on top of her, earning an âoofâ and disapproving look from fragile looking Dia.
âI don't think you're aware of your own weight.â
But Riko showed no care about it, finding enjoyment laying on top of her girlfriend and already preoccupied with crunching on the dog biscuits that were meant for her, leaving Dia to sigh helplessly. Not that she minded completely, because Riko was warm.
Now that she thought about it, it wasn't much different from when they'd cuddle when Riko wasn't in this form. It was silent, cozy, comforting.
With a smile Dia returned to her book, every now and then moving her free hand to stroke the top of Rikoâs head. It wasn't long before the werewolf in question drifted off to sleep.
âSo much for the creature of night, huh..?â
When she said she wouldn't change anything about her current life, she meant it. That included her odd looking relationship she never expected, nor planned to have. If a year ago someone told her she'd fall in love with a scary looking, soft natured werewolf she'd laugh in their face. It was strange but Dia was content, and friends of both parties had been nothing but wonderful and supportive. Riko seemed more happy as of late too, which truly mattered.
A single ear twitched when Dia placed a soft kiss on her snout.
The first thing she felt upon gaining consciousness was the horrible headache that could be easily described as having her head split open. Which was something one grew used to the morning after a full moon. The next were the rays of sunlight that were bothersome even through her closed eyelids, making her shut them even tighter as soon as she felt tears forming in the corner of her eyes. After releasing a big yawn, everything else slowly started  coming to her.
Riko became aware of soft breathing beneath her, only then realizing that no, she was not laying on the soft mattress of her bed, but rather on a person. Blood rushed to her cheeks when she finally remembered that in a moment of loneliness she decided the best thing to do would be to show up at her girlfriend's place at such a late hour. Still in a haze and struggling to open her eyes, a tender feeling of fingers threading through her hair with caution prompted a whine out of her. She finally did after blinking a couple of times to adjust to the light, and she was met with emerald hues. Serene, yet in a way mischievous.
âD-Dia⌠good morning.â
Of course she'd be awake already. Dia had always been an early bird, at least as long as sheâd known her. The older girl shifted underneath her, chuckling when Riko hid her face in the crook of her neck out of pure embarrassment. The comforting motion of fingers combing through her messy auburn hair did not stop.
âAre you always a heavy sleeper when you fall asleep like that, Riko-chan?â âThatâ of course referring to her other form.
She pouted, glad that Dia could not catch a glimpse of her embarrassed expression right now. Being teased first thing in the morning wasn't the ideal way to wake up, but it worked.
âSorry. I didn't mean to intrude like this. I just wanted to see you for a little, but then⌠ah, I kind of kept you on that couch all night, didn't I?â
âYou're fine.â
So she said, but was Dia fine? Riko sometimes had weird habits of falling asleep anywhere, but even she imagined being stuck on the couch with someone a little heavier all night must be extremely uncomfortable. If she really did have any complaints, she didn't voice them. It was almost unbelievable how patient Dia was with her, and had been since day one.
The empty box of biscuits was nudged with a noise when she moved her hand that was hanging off of the couch to rub at her tired eyes. The headache was still present, and it must be obvious enough by the way Dia's brows furrowed in worry.
âI could go look for some painkillers if youâd like.â
âMm, Iâll be fine.â
Dia still seemed skeptical, so Riko gave her a sleepy but reassuring smile. The first time Dia witnessed her like this she threw an entire fuss, and Riko found it hard to explain why exactly she ended up feeling this way every single time. The best way she couldâve really described it as being hangover. Not that she ever experienced one, but it sounded about the same when she was reading up the symptoms online once.
Moments of silence passed by as the two lay there. Dia was familiar enough with how long it took Riko to fully wake up in the mornings after such nights, and Riko was greatly appreciative of the time sheâd give her. Especially knowing the brunette liked to stay on her schedule. Sometimes she couldnât help but to worry she was a little bit of a burden because of it. Her arms wrapped around the other with a tight squeeze, earning a curious glance from Dia.
âIâm sorry for not telling you anything yesterday.â The sudden rubbing on her back caused her to shudder. Dia said nothing and allowed her to continue, âI wanted to pay you a visit at work but I wasnât feeling too well. I didnât want to cause any trouble for you when you already have your hands full.â
âRiko,â A little sternly, Dia tilted her head up so they could speak face to face.
âYou should know by now thatâs absolute nonsense, have I not told you so already?â Riko felt a pang of guilt strike as her girlfriend frowned. âI understand why you prefer to hide. But I want you to learn to trust me. Iâm here for you.â
âI know.â Murmuring softly, Riko snuggled in closer. âYou always have been⌠sorry.â
âNo more of that, okay?â With that topic out of the way, Diaâs voice regained the softness that made Riko feel all fuzzy inside.
âI missed you.â
âI missed you too,â Guiltily, she pouted and cast her gaze aside. âItâs why Iâm here now, after allâŚâ
Dia chuckled and shuffled around more, now focusing on fixing up Rikoâs blouse as it hung loosely, covering up her exposed shoulder while Riko let out another big yawn. She forgot to cover her mouth and left her sharp teeth out for the world to see. Luckily, only one person was here to witness it.
They were both in the sitting position now with Riko on her lap and cheeks cupped in those tender warm hands. Carefully, as if making sure she wouldnât break something fragile, Dia placed a soft kiss on her forehead and the blood instantly came rushing to her cheeks again. For all she cared this was much better than any gross tasting medicine.
âAllow me to make you breakfast. Your stomach has been rumbling for an hour, itâs a surprise you havenât woken up sooner.â
âNo it hasnât!â Right on cue Riko was exposed by a loud grumble coming from her own body. She ducked her head in embarrassment as soon as she caught a glance of the wry smirk. âFood sounds niceâŚâ
âWonderful. Itâll make up for not seeing each other yesterday, right?â
Amber eyes glowed as she nodded excitedly, shyness pushed away for the moment to lean in and steal the first morning kiss.
However, as soon as their lips connected, they got distracted by a click.
Rikoâs head jerked up in a wary manner, Diaâs gaze following herâs across the room.
âEhe... morning Sis, Riko-chan!â
Ruby, Diaâs little sister, stood at the doorstep. Phone decorated in cute keychains in her hand and a bright smile on her face. The two she addressed lacked the same enthusiasm she was showing in this moment, not finding time to even get embarrassed for getting caught.
âHope you slept well! Ah, Riko-chan,â
The younger girl hummed with her gaze now focused on the phone. Riko broke eye contact as well, trying hard to ignore the blood boiling in her ears.
âYoshiko-chan asked if you were here. Iâm sure she will love to see for herself-â
âH-Hold on-â
âRuby.â
It was Dia who interfered with their conversation. If there was one person Dia rarely spoke so sternly to, it was Ruby. Yet here, seeing her with that deadpan expression as Ruby did nothing but continued to smile innocently, even Riko felt a shiver run down her spine.
âDelete that.â
âIâm sorry sis, Iâm afraid I canât do that⌠not after all the dishes Iâve had to do last Friday. Sooo, did I overhear something about breakfast gathering?â
âRuby!â
Like wind she was gone. Already chasing the twintailed girl out the window shouting something that quickly became inaudible when mixed with Rubyâs laughter, even to someone with great hearing like Riko.
Still feeling loopy, Riko finally got up with a groan that resembled a growl and stretching out her limbs. It was too early for a game of fetch, so sheâd let Dia enjoy it on her own. She really probably should give her roommate a call and see if there was a way to blackmail her to never mention that image.
Why did it feel like days after the full moon were always the wildest ones? Humans must be affected in a way too. Riko shook her head with a pitiful smile at the thought. They still had it easier.
#love live sunshine#diariko#riko sakurauchi#dia kurosawa#werewolf au#i swear it wasnt supposed to be as fluffy as it is but also fluff is good so i mean#love dia and her furry gf#my writing stuff#i gotta add other fics to this tag LOL#this is supposed to be like insight on their relationship ig#woobys gf is yoshi btwwwwww
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Starscourge (Prompto)
Hey guys, I don't have much to say today other than Iâm back with some more starscourge angst with a Prompto one shot! If you have any asks to submit my ask box is open, and I would absolutely love to bring your prompts to life!! Anyways I hope yâall enjoy the story! (Another warning this one also gets pretty dark at the end)Â
Part 1 (âPrologueâ + Noctis)
âY/N, youâre bleeding!â The familiar voice was dripping with concern as a gloved hand reached for your face.Â
You intertwine your fingers with his in an effort to prevent him from making direct contact with your feverish skin. The boyâs hand reluctantly gave into yours, but not without you seeing the worried look within his purple eyes. Guilty flooded your body, and caused you turned your gaze towards the floor of the car.Â
âReally? it must be this cold...â Youâd never been a good liar, especially in front of him.
Quickly you lift your free hand to wipe the cold liquid that was beginning to gush out of your nose. The back of your hand was covered in a deep red thatâs been growing darker by the day. You couldnât bare to tell the blond haired boy what had happened to you. The fear that the darkness buried deep within the wound that a daemon gouged into your shoulder would extinguish the last ray of sunshine that you were clinging onto. Not when you were this close to beating this illness.Â
âWeâre here.â The relieved voice of the prince filled the air as the Regalia crawled to a stop.Â
The scene before your eyes was absolutely breath taking. Green grass sprawled across the top of the cliff which held a magnificent lighthouse, and a getaway home that belonged to the royal family. The salty air of the ocean filled your lungs while the waves beating against the rocks far below was music to your ears. Although the sight of a young woman wearing a bright yellow jacket was exactly what you were hoping to see.
âHowdy! It sure took yâall long enough to get here!â Her shrill chuckle cut through the calming sounds of the sea.
âHey Cindy, howâs the boat lookinâ?â The princeâs calm inquiry was the information that your life hinged upon.Â
This boat is what kept you going since you developed the scourge. This boat is your desperate attempt to prevent your transformation into a daemon. This boat is your one way ticket to Luna, the only known person who could heal the starscourge thatâs taken root inside your body. This boat is the last shred of hope that youâll get to spend your future with Prompto.
âPaw-pawâs tinkerinâ away. Reckon heâll be tinkerinâ for some time. Seen her share, by the looks of her. Some parts we can fix, others need replacinâ.â Cindyâs words hammered the final nails into your coffin.
You were already running on borrowed time. Each day you selfishly spend alongside the guys was another day that you risked their lives. Another day that you risked his life. Panic began to set in as you pictured the veins beneath Promptoâs skin turn as black as night. The vision on your ray of sunshine dissolving into a mass of darkness was haunting enough, but watching his purple eyes become engulfed in red sent you over the edge. No longer will you threaten the ones you care about.Â
As the sun hung low on the horizon it covered the land in a haze of orange.The sound of muffled laughter could be heard inside of the manor where everyone was eating dinner. You closed your eyes while inhaling one more large breath before marching off the porch. Nothing filled your mind other than your desire to  keep those you love safe. Itâs always lingered in the back of your mind, but ever since the fall of Insomnia itâs been impossible for you to forget. Itâs the only thing that has crossed your mind since you met Prompto. Images flood your vision from that day, and you remember how you were a goner from the moment you laid eyes on him.
It started out like any other day in Duscae. The smell of chocobos filled the dewey morning air, and erased any trace of sleep left within your system. Wiz called you over to his side so that the two of you could begin the morning routine for each chocobo. Your hands mechanically went to work checking the harnesses, saddle, and lanterns ensuring that each rests securely upon the bird. Although you knew that there were no issues with the gear because it was fine yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and so on. The chocobo business had become stagnant due to the presence of the behemoth locals nicknamed Deadeye. Everything changed as a group of boys in a fancy car came along. You were too busy to look twice as their car pulled into the outpost, but you could hear every word they exchanged with Wiz. It was clear they werenât hunters by trade, and this was painfully obvious due to their lack of knowledge of the area let alone their cluelessness about Deadeye. This only fueled the shock that filled your system once you heard Wiz assign the behemothâs contract to the strangers. As you immediately turned on your heels to give Wiz a piece of you mind, you were stopped dead in your tracks. Purple eyes were instantly locked with Y/E/C for what felt like an eternity. The air between you seemed alive with an intensity that only the two of you could sense. From that moment on the two of you were inseparable, and the rest is history.
The crunching of rocks snapped you out of your thoughts. Your eyes traveled to the ground to find that it wasn't there. You were standing at the edge of the cliff gazing at the dark water far below, but you could still hear the sound of footsteps against the rocks.
âY/N? What are you doing all the way out here?â Promptoâs voice was saturated in worry, and it shattered your heat to pieces.
âProm, Iâve got something that I really need to show you...â The brave voice that you tried to put on failed miserably as you choked on your own words.
Slowly you let the leather jacket fall from your body which left your torso covered in nothing more than Promptoâs favorite red tank top, and an arm full of black veins. You could feel the light from the sunset burning the scourge that festered within your body. The tough facade that youâve worn for so long finally cracked as you let out a heart shattering sob.
âitâs o- oka- okay. Weâre g- gon- gonna fix this. Weâre gonna get youtoLuna. Lunawilltakeitaway. Everythingwillbeoka-â Promptoâs world tumbled out of his mouth faster than his mind could process them, and then his brain processed words faster than his mouth could slur them together.
âNo, Prompto, itâs not gonna be okay. The boat isnât ready to travel, and Iâm a ticking time bomb...â You finally turned around to face him, and you saw that your sunshine disappear along with the evening light.Â
Prompto was clutching his stomach as if he received a blow to his gut. His breaths were shallow, and ragged. The electricity that normally lit his eyes was completely drained. In his place was a broken boy who looked akin to that of a lost dog.
âProm...â Your tortured voice called out his name as you took a step towards him.
If only you had heard the rocks begin to crumble under your feet a split second sooner, but maybe it was better this way. Time slowed down as you began fall. You watched a light spark behind Promptoâs eyes one last time as he shot out a hand for you to grab. Instinctively you body reached out for his, but he was too late. The tips of his fingers brushed against yours, and then there was nothing but air around you. After falling for what felt like an eternity your breath was knocked from your lungs as you crashed into the black water. The darkness slowly engulfed you as you sank deeper, and deeper.Â
Maybe it really is better this way...
Thank you for reading! I really really hope that you enjoyed it, and please feel free to send me some prompts!!
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34 Journal Prompts & Ideas to Unlock Your Writing Creativity
Let me guessâŚ
Youâve been asking Google to help you find journal prompts or journaling ideas, right?
You know that successful writers throughout history have kept a journal for creative writing, thinking, and self-discovery. It was a defining practice in the works and lives of Thoreau, Emerson, Wilde, and many others â and you think maybe, just maybe, it can do the same for you.
And you know what? Youâre 100% correct.
All the creativity you need is already inside of you â you just have to tap into it.
And a great way to do it is with journal prompts.
29 Journal Writing Prompts to Spark Your Creativity
Like a fishermanâs fishing rod, the following journal writing prompts will help you fish out your best ideas from the depths of your mind. They will also help you:
Exercise your creative writing skills
Land more writing jobs (if youâre a freelancer)
Learn how to write better
Shift your perspective and access new points of view
Overcome writerâs block
Ready?
Grab a pen and a journal (or open a Google Doc, if you prefer), and letâs start writing.
1. New perspective
What is a topic about which you have changed your opinion recently, and why?
2. Metaphoric feelings
Come up with three metaphors to describe how you feel right now.
3. Answer your âwhyâ
What makes writing such an important part of your life? Why do you want to write in the first place?
4. The big question
What question would you most like to know the answer to?
5. Self-editing
Read through one of your old journal entries or a story/article you wrote a long time ago. Pretend youâre an editor getting it ready for publishing and make it shine.
6. Funny stuff
When was the last time you laughed really hard? Write about that moment.
7. Guaranteed success
If you knew for sure that your next book or article would be successful, what topic would you write about?
8. Make me cry
Think about a sad moment from your past. Write a scene about it that would make anyone cry.
9. Hidden thoughts
What has been on your mind for a long time, but you never gave it the attention it needs?
10. Personal success
What is something at which you have succeeded greatly that others could benefit from learning about? Write a case study about it.
11. Dictionary
Open a dictionary at random and write down the first word that catches your eye. Repeat three times. Then, write a short story that includes those three words.
12. Old friends
Think about a problem youâre currently facing. Write a fake letter to your best friend from high school explaining the situation and asking for advice.
13. Domain name
If you were to start a blog on WordPress documenting your life so far, which domain name would you choose?
14. Life lessons
Think of the five important people in your life (family members, loved ones, role models, friends, etc.) and write a list of lessons you have directly or indirectly learned from each of them.
15. Bucket list
If you knew you were going to die today, what things would you regret the most not having done? Create a to-do list.
16. Happiness
When was the last time you felt truly happy? Describe it in the most sensory way possible.
17. Pitch yourself
Imagine you just wrote an autobiography and youâre trying to get it published, but your chances depend on a short email cold pitch. What would you write?
18. Keeping memories
Which parts of today (moments, ideas, thoughts) would your future self benefit from reading about? Write them down.
19. Embarrassing writing
Write down a really bad joke or a super cheesy poem.
20. Prioritizing
What is the one thing which, if you did it every day, would transform your current life into your best life? How can you start doing it?
21. Perfect day
If money was no object, what would an average ideal day in your life look like? How can you make that happen in your current circumstances?
22. Life chapters
If you were to divide the story of your life into chapters, what would be the titles?
23. 7 Prompts
Come up with a list of seven journaling prompts related to a topic you want to write about, and then complete one prompt for each day of the next week.
24. Eavesdropping
Sit in a coffee place and write down snippets of conversations you hear.
25. No E
Write a whole journal entry without using the letter âeâ.
26. Literary devices
Describe your day using as many literary devices as possible.
27. Copycat
Choose a passage from one of your favorite books. Copy it into your journal. Then write your own journal entry inspired by the writing style of that author.
28. Favorite things
Make a list of your favorite things. Your favorite songs. Favorite movies. Write about why theyâre your favorites.
29. New Yearâs Resolutions (5 years from now)
Pretend itâs New Yearâs Eve five years from now. What resolutions for the new year would you write?
Editorâs Note: Want a printable copy of these journal prompts you can print, display, and reference, as needed? Hereâs a free Google Doc (no opt-in or email address required).
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5 Journaling Ideas & Exercises for Writers
Journal prompts are a great way to exercise your writing skills, but if you want to utilize the full potential of journaling to unlock your creativity, the journaling ideas and exercises below will take you one level deeper.
Whereas before you had a fishing rod to bring new ideas to the surface, these journal ideas will give you a scuba diving oxygen tank so you can explore all the treasures that lie at the bottom of your creative mind.
Ready? Letâs dive in (pun intended).
1. âOne-inch picture frameâ
Letâs face itâŚ
You have so many writing ideas that you donât even know where to start.
That brilliant plot you came up with while taking a shower. That self-development article that will become viral. The book idea youâve been dreaming of writing since you were a teenager.
All those pieces of advice, all those short stories, all those scripts that will never become real becauseâŚ
Well, because youâre too overwhelmed with ideas to actually start writing.
In her book Bird by Bird (Amazon affiliate link), Anne Lamott introduces a framework called âone-inch picture frameâ that helps her beat overwhelm and get to work by writing down only âas much as [she] can see through a one-inch frameâ.
In other words, you donât have to aim at writing your whole life story in one go, or putting together a whole âUltimate Guide on How to Beat Anxietyâ in one sitting.
You can start by simply describing that one afternoon from your childhood when your mom bought you your first ice cream and you felt like you were in heaven; or you can start by writing down the main cause of anxiety that your clients tell you about.
I use this trick to make myself journal every day: all I have to do is write about one thought, one idea, or one life event from that day.
Very often, this is enough to spark my motivation and I keep on writing. Other times I donât, but thatâs okay â one little paragraph is better than nothing.
If youâre struggling to get started because the job seems too big, you can always scale it down. What can you see through your one-inch picture frame?
2. Start a public online journal
Writing has been my main job for over three years now, but until recently I still struggled with practicing my craft consistently.
So a few weeks ago I did something that I thought I would never do: I started a public online journal where I publish a daily entry about my life, thoughts, struggles, and ideas.
At first, it felt scary and vulnerable as hell. In fact, it still does.
But it also changed my life.
How?
I only shared it with a few people, but the fact that someone expects to read my entries every morning keeps me accountable and makes me stick with my commitment. Itâs the first time in my life that I have published something every single day for over a month.
Not only do I feel like I am writing my own lifeâs story, but I also use my old online journal entries for inspiration whenever I need ideas for a new piece of content for my blog. But the biggest benefit of journaling in public is that, unlike what happens with my offline journaling practice, I actually have to put some attention into my daily writing in order to make it readable and enjoyable for other people.
Plus, the daily routine lets me practice being vulnerable and sharing from the heart in front of an audience â a great skill to have as a blogger.
3. Brain dumps
Whenever I want to create a new piece of content, my default is to either begin with an outline or just start writing the whole thing straight away. Word after word, line after line, from beginning to end.
But the thing is, when I just do this, I often hit a wall and get stuck. There are only so many ideas that my brain can access by traditional direct association thinking.
Thatâs why I started doing brain dumps.
What is a brain dump?
A brain dump is a process of emptying your mind by transposing all your thoughts onto paper. When you hit a wall with your writing, brain dumping is like punching that wall really hard so send all the bricks flying and then get a good glimpse of whatâs on the other side.
If youâre stuck or without ideas, stop for a moment. Take a step back and notice all the thoughts going through your mind. What are your worries? Whatâs taking up all your attention? Is there something you want to write but you feel ashamed because itâs not good enough?
Write it all down. Everything counts. Write it all over the page of your journal, without caring for keeping it organized. The point of brain dumps is not so much to get good ideas, but to relieve your mind of worries and blocks so that creativity can flow freely again.
4. Most Important Question
Sometimes, our best ideas are one nightâs sleep away.
Itâs true. In his book The Art of Thought (Amazon affiliate link), psychologist Graham Wallas proposes that the creative process happens in four stages:
Preparation (identifying the problem);
Incubation (processing the information on a subconscious level);
Illumination (when everything becomes clear);
Verification (testing if the idea really solves the problem).
Very often, we skip the second step, incubation. We obsess about the problem until we solve it, but what we should do is let it go, allow our subconscious mind to process it, and then come back to it with fresh eyes.
So, how can we start incubating our ideas more?
The technique Iâve been using for months (and itâs been working miracles) is something called Most Important Question (MIQ).
This technique was invented by Josh Waitzkin (he talks about it in this interview) and it goes like this:
In the evening, take some time to reflect and come up with your Most Important Question of the day. Once youâve got your MIQ, write it down in your journal, and thenâŚ
Let it go.
Forget about it.
Take a moment to relax with a good book or a nice walk, and then go to sleep without it on your mind.
Then, in the morning, immediately after you wake up, open your journal, look at the question, and write down the answers you have on your mind.
I have been using this process to help me get ideas for new articles, fix writerâs block, and solve writing problems that I had struggled with for days.
It works like magic.
Itâs been proven that our brains are at their most creative immediately after we wake up, and every time I do this I am in awe of the gems that my mind had been hiding.
5. Flip it around
We are so used to writing in a linear way that we fail to make use of the biggest advantage of a good old paper journal: its versatility as a tool for creating ideas.
The main reason why I always buy journals with plain pages is that there are no rules or boundaries for what my writing has to look like. That being said, the last journaling exercise I have for you today is extremely simple:
Flip your journal around.
Yep, thatâs it. Itâs that simple. Next time youâre in the middle of a journal entry, try rotating the notebook by 90 degrees (or any other number you fancy) and continue the entry at a different angle.
I know this exercise might sound silly or pointless, but itâs not.
Changing the visual representation of our ideas can completely shift the way we create. Rotating your journal in the middle of an entry brings your awareness to how you are using the space on the page, which will inevitably impact the words you choose. It can change your writing speed, the length of your sentences, and it can even inspire you to include a drawing here and there.
Small shifts in perception can make a huge difference to the final results. Donât be afraid to look at things from a different angle. Spice things up. Open your mind to new ways of being creative.
Think differently.
And most of all, make it fun.
Back to Top
All it Takes is Five Minutes of Journal Prompts to Unlock Your Creativity
A journal is much more than just a few pieces of paper glued together.
Itâs a free ticket to the depths of your creativity, and to the brilliant writer that exists inside of you. Itâs also one of the best tools to get to know yourself and make sense of your life. Who doesnât need that?
Whenever you feel stuck, or simply know that thereâs something important you have to say but simply canât find the words, use one of the journal prompts or journaling ideas above.
Sometimes, all it takes is five minutes to become a better writer, or to learn something important about yourself that will change the course of your life forever.
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34 Journal Prompts & Ideas to Unlock Your Writing Creativity
Let me guessâŚ
Youâve been asking Google to help you find journal prompts or journaling ideas, right?
You know that successful writers throughout history have kept a journal for creative writing, thinking, and self-discovery. It was a defining practice in the works and lives of Thoreau, Emerson, Wilde, and many others â and you think maybe, just maybe, it can do the same for you.
And you know what? Youâre 100% correct.
All the creativity you need is already inside of you â you just have to tap into it.
And a great way to do it is with journal prompts.
29 Journal Writing Prompts to Spark Your Creativity
Like a fishermanâs fishing rod, the following journal writing prompts will help you fish out your best ideas from the depths of your mind. They will also help you:
Exercise your creative writing skills
Land more writing jobs (if youâre a freelancer)
Learn how to write better
Shift your perspective and access new points of view
Overcome writerâs block
Ready?
Grab a pen and a journal (or open a Google Doc, if you prefer), and letâs start writing.
1. New perspective
What is a topic about which you have changed your opinion recently, and why?
2. Metaphoric feelings
Come up with three metaphors to describe how you feel right now.
3. Answer your âwhyâ
What makes writing such an important part of your life? Why do you want to write in the first place?
4. The big question
What question would you most like to know the answer to?
5. Self-editing
Read through one of your old journal entries or a story/article you wrote a long time ago. Pretend youâre an editor getting it ready for publishing and make it shine.
6. Funny stuff
When was the last time you laughed really hard? Write about that moment.
7. Guaranteed success
If you knew for sure that your next book or article would be successful, what topic would you write about?
8. Make me cry
Think about a sad moment from your past. Write a scene about it that would make anyone cry.
9. Hidden thoughts
What has been on your mind for a long time, but you never gave it the attention it needs?
10. Personal success
What is something at which you have succeeded greatly that others could benefit from learning about? Write a case study about it.
11. Dictionary
Open a dictionary at random and write down the first word that catches your eye. Repeat three times. Then, write a short story that includes those three words.
12. Old friends
Think about a problem youâre currently facing. Write a fake letter to your best friend from high school explaining the situation and asking for advice.
13. Domain name
If you were to start a blog on WordPress documenting your life so far, which domain name would you choose?
14. Life lessons
Think of the five important people in your life (family members, loved ones, role models, friends, etc.) and write a list of lessons you have directly or indirectly learned from each of them.
15. Bucket list
If you knew you were going to die today, what things would you regret the most not having done? Create a to-do list.
16. Happiness
When was the last time you felt truly happy? Describe it in the most sensory way possible.
17. Pitch yourself
Imagine you just wrote an autobiography and youâre trying to get it published, but your chances depend on a short email cold pitch. What would you write?
18. Keeping memories
Which parts of today (moments, ideas, thoughts) would your future self benefit from reading about? Write them down.
19. Embarrassing writing
Write down a really bad joke or a super cheesy poem.
20. Prioritizing
What is the one thing which, if you did it every day, would transform your current life into your best life? How can you start doing it?
21. Perfect day
If money was no object, what would an average ideal day in your life look like? How can you make that happen in your current circumstances?
22. Life chapters
If you were to divide the story of your life into chapters, what would be the titles?
23. 7 Prompts
Come up with a list of seven journaling prompts related to a topic you want to write about, and then complete one prompt for each day of the next week.
24. Eavesdropping
Sit in a coffee place and write down snippets of conversations you hear.
25. No E
Write a whole journal entry without using the letter âeâ.
26. Literary devices
Describe your day using as many literary devices as possible.
27. Copycat
Choose a passage from one of your favorite books. Copy it into your journal. Then write your own journal entry inspired by the writing style of that author.
28. Favorite things
Make a list of your favorite things. Your favorite songs. Favorite movies. Write about why theyâre your favorites.
29. New Yearâs Resolutions (5 years from now)
Pretend itâs New Yearâs Eve five years from now. What resolutions for the new year would you write?
Editorâs Note: Want a printable copy of these journal prompts you can print, display, and reference, as needed? Hereâs a free Google Doc (no opt-in or email address required).
Back to Top
5 Journaling Ideas & Exercises for Writers
Journal prompts are a great way to exercise your writing skills, but if you want to utilize the full potential of journaling to unlock your creativity, the journaling ideas and exercises below will take you one level deeper.
Whereas before you had a fishing rod to bring new ideas to the surface, these journal ideas will give you a scuba diving oxygen tank so you can explore all the treasures that lie at the bottom of your creative mind.
Ready? Letâs dive in (pun intended).
1. âOne-inch picture frameâ
Letâs face itâŚ
You have so many writing ideas that you donât even know where to start.
That brilliant plot you came up with while taking a shower. That self-development article that will become viral. The book idea youâve been dreaming of writing since you were a teenager.
All those pieces of advice, all those short stories, all those scripts that will never become real becauseâŚ
Well, because youâre too overwhelmed with ideas to actually start writing.
In her book Bird by Bird (Amazon affiliate link), Anne Lamott introduces a framework called âone-inch picture frameâ that helps her beat overwhelm and get to work by writing down only âas much as [she] can see through a one-inch frameâ.
In other words, you donât have to aim at writing your whole life story in one go, or putting together a whole âUltimate Guide on How to Beat Anxietyâ in one sitting.
You can start by simply describing that one afternoon from your childhood when your mom bought you your first ice cream and you felt like you were in heaven; or you can start by writing down the main cause of anxiety that your clients tell you about.
I use this trick to make myself journal every day: all I have to do is write about one thought, one idea, or one life event from that day.
Very often, this is enough to spark my motivation and I keep on writing. Other times I donât, but thatâs okay â one little paragraph is better than nothing.
If youâre struggling to get started because the job seems too big, you can always scale it down. What can you see through your one-inch picture frame?
2. Start a public online journal
Writing has been my main job for over three years now, but until recently I still struggled with practicing my craft consistently.
So a few weeks ago I did something that I thought I would never do: I started a public online journal where I publish a daily entry about my life, thoughts, struggles, and ideas.
At first, it felt scary and vulnerable as hell. In fact, it still does.
But it also changed my life.
How?
I only shared it with a few people, but the fact that someone expects to read my entries every morning keeps me accountable and makes me stick with my commitment. Itâs the first time in my life that I have published something every single day for over a month.
Not only do I feel like I am writing my own lifeâs story, but I also use my old online journal entries for inspiration whenever I need ideas for a new piece of content for my blog. But the biggest benefit of journaling in public is that, unlike what happens with my offline journaling practice, I actually have to put some attention into my daily writing in order to make it readable and enjoyable for other people.
Plus, the daily routine lets me practice being vulnerable and sharing from the heart in front of an audience â a great skill to have as a blogger.
3. Brain dumps
Whenever I want to create a new piece of content, my default is to either begin with an outline or just start writing the whole thing straight away. Word after word, line after line, from beginning to end.
But the thing is, when I just do this, I often hit a wall and get stuck. There are only so many ideas that my brain can access by traditional direct association thinking.
Thatâs why I started doing brain dumps.
What is a brain dump?
A brain dump is a process of emptying your mind by transposing all your thoughts onto paper. When you hit a wall with your writing, brain dumping is like punching that wall really hard so send all the bricks flying and then get a good glimpse of whatâs on the other side.
If youâre stuck or without ideas, stop for a moment. Take a step back and notice all the thoughts going through your mind. What are your worries? Whatâs taking up all your attention? Is there something you want to write but you feel ashamed because itâs not good enough?
Write it all down. Everything counts. Write it all over the page of your journal, without caring for keeping it organized. The point of brain dumps is not so much to get good ideas, but to relieve your mind of worries and blocks so that creativity can flow freely again.
4. Most Important Question
Sometimes, our best ideas are one nightâs sleep away.
Itâs true. In his book The Art of Thought (Amazon affiliate link), psychologist Graham Wallas proposes that the creative process happens in four stages:
Preparation (identifying the problem);
Incubation (processing the information on a subconscious level);
Illumination (when everything becomes clear);
Verification (testing if the idea really solves the problem).
Very often, we skip the second step, incubation. We obsess about the problem until we solve it, but what we should do is let it go, allow our subconscious mind to process it, and then come back to it with fresh eyes.
So, how can we start incubating our ideas more?
The technique Iâve been using for months (and itâs been working miracles) is something called Most Important Question (MIQ).
This technique was invented by Josh Waitzkin (he talks about it in this interview) and it goes like this:
In the evening, take some time to reflect and come up with your Most Important Question of the day. Once youâve got your MIQ, write it down in your journal, and then��
Let it go.
Forget about it.
Take a moment to relax with a good book or a nice walk, and then go to sleep without it on your mind.
Then, in the morning, immediately after you wake up, open your journal, look at the question, and write down the answers you have on your mind.
I have been using this process to help me get ideas for new articles, fix writerâs block, and solve writing problems that I had struggled with for days.
It works like magic.
Itâs been proven that our brains are at their most creative immediately after we wake up, and every time I do this I am in awe of the gems that my mind had been hiding.
5. Flip it around
We are so used to writing in a linear way that we fail to make use of the biggest advantage of a good old paper journal: its versatility as a tool for creating ideas.
The main reason why I always buy journals with plain pages is that there are no rules or boundaries for what my writing has to look like. That being said, the last journaling exercise I have for you today is extremely simple:
Flip your journal around.
Yep, thatâs it. Itâs that simple. Next time youâre in the middle of a journal entry, try rotating the notebook by 90 degrees (or any other number you fancy) and continue the entry at a different angle.
I know this exercise might sound silly or pointless, but itâs not.
Changing the visual representation of our ideas can completely shift the way we create. Rotating your journal in the middle of an entry brings your awareness to how you are using the space on the page, which will inevitably impact the words you choose. It can change your writing speed, the length of your sentences, and it can even inspire you to include a drawing here and there.
Small shifts in perception can make a huge difference to the final results. Donât be afraid to look at things from a different angle. Spice things up. Open your mind to new ways of being creative.
Think differently.
And most of all, make it fun.
Back to Top
All it Takes is Five Minutes of Journal Prompts to Unlock Your Creativity
A journal is much more than just a few pieces of paper glued together.
Itâs a free ticket to the depths of your creativity, and to the brilliant writer that exists inside of you. Itâs also one of the best tools to get to know yourself and make sense of your life. Who doesnât need that?
Whenever you feel stuck, or simply know that thereâs something important you have to say but simply canât find the words, use one of the journal prompts or journaling ideas above.
Sometimes, all it takes is five minutes to become a better writer, or to learn something important about yourself that will change the course of your life forever.
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Trinity Sunday, May 27, 2018 John 3:16-18
Prayer of Invocation (From Basic Christian: The inside story of John Stott)
Good morning heavenly Father. Good morning Lord Jesus. Good morning Holy Spirit.
Heavenly Father, I pray that I may live this day in your presence and please you more and more.
Lord Jesus, I pray that this day I may take up my cross and follow you.
Holy Spirit, I pray that this day you will fill me with yourself and cause your fruit to ripen in my life: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.
Holy, blessed and glorious Trinity, three persons in one God, have mercy upon me. Amen.

Pardon me, where is the trailhead?
In July of 2010 I got on an airplane in Roanoke and began my trip to National Youth Conference. My plans were to meet my friend Spence in the Denver airport, head for Estes Park, camp for the night, then go hiking the next day, before heading on to NYC.
Everything worked according to plan. I made it to Denver without incident, met Spence, and the next morning we headed to our hiking destination in Rocky Mountain National Park: Mount Ida.  Our day promised a nearly 10 mile round trip hike, including a vertical elevation change of nearly ½ mile, ultimately taking us to the peak which is officially measured at 12,889 feet above sea level.

Our hike was warm at the trailhead and chilly at the top. It pushed us physically as the thin air sapped our strength, made breathing difficult, and occasionally even made my head spin just a bit. We were well above the treeline and could see for miles. Â We hiked for a bit with another pair of hikers who had brought an inflatable raft and some tents, so they could paddle through the ice cold waters of mountain ponds, before spending the night in the backcountry. We looked down upon birds, goats, and what felt like all the world. Â It was glorious.



Thereâs something about standing in a place where comparatively few people in the history of civilization have ever been. I know that Mount Ida is one of the more popular destinations in Rocky Mountain National Park, but, still. Â When you consider how many people daily walk down the sidewalks of our neighborhoods, or into our classrooms, or darken the doorway of places like the Texas Tavern, there is something about standing on the peak of Mount Ida that makes you feel alive in a way that few other experiences can.

There was just one problem. Â When Spence and I got to the parking lot, we couldnât find the trailhead. It turns out that all we had to do was turn left at the bathrooms instead of right. But we absolutely could not figure that out from the map. By our way of thinking, everything suggested that we turn right instead of left. We backtracked several times, but never found the trailhead. Â Finally, Spence forged on ahead and blazed a trail through the woods until he came upon the trail and our hike finally got underway. It wasnât until we hiked back down the mountain and followed the trail all the way to the car that we realized our mistake and how easy it should have been to find the trailhead.
Sometimes weâre so certain we know how things are to operate that we canât imagine that weâre missing something. Â And that is probably true in two different ways with todayâs text. Â The first way is that our Scripture includes John 3:16. This verse is the Amazing Grace of Bible passagesâvirtually everyoneâs favorite. Â For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him will not perish but may have eternal life. Â Itâs so familiar to us that itâs hard to hear something new. Â So our first task might be to ask God to help us hear something new in the familiar, to pray that our familiarity with these words doesnât render us blind and unable to see something new; deaf to hearing something that will unlock another compartment in our soul.
The second way familiarity is a problem is seen in Nicodemusâ encounter with Jesus. Â Nicodemus is a secondary character in John whom we meet several times through the story. Nicodemus always seems to be hanging around the edges, observing Jesus from the cover of night or the safety of the crowd; and each time we see him he responds a little more warmly toward Jesus than the time before. Â John 3 tells of the first time we meet him; in chapter 7 we will see Nicodemus try to get the Pharisees to give Jesus the benefit of the doubt on a matter; in chapter 19 we see him again at Jesusâ burial. Â Many would quickly remember that Joseph of Arimathea takes charge of Jesusâ body, but John tells us that Nicodemus was there, too, and that it was he who brought 100 pounds of spices to embalm Jesus.
Nicodemus senses something in Jesus. Â A lot of people do. They admire Jesus. But what do they do about it? Â Nicodemus wants to stop with Jesus merely being a great teacher, but Jesus wonât leave that option open. Â Part of the conversation deals with whether we will believe Jesus, or if we will believe in Jesus.

Even though the invitation to us is to believe in him, I think weâre guilty of only believing him. Â Maybe Iâm guilty of making too fine a distinction, but Iâve just seen too many examples over the years of people (and maybe some of them have been me!) of wanting to lift Jesusâ name high in worship, but not allow that difference to impact the rest of my living. Â There is a hypocrisy of a âSunday morning faithâ that nurtures and sustains us through difficult times, but isnât connected to a âWednesday afternoon ethicâ that is costly and different from the rest of the world around us.
Itâs easy to believe a lot of things about Jesus that provide great hope and comfort, but when it comes to believing in Jesus in such a way that we walk differently from the world around us, we want to hedge our bets at the altars of practicality and pragmatism.
I saw this played out recently as I read Mark Twainâs The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. At one point on his trip down the Mississippi River with Jim, Huck spends a few days with the Grangerford family. This family is as decent as any in rural Illinois, and they welcome the stranger Huck Finn into their home without reservation. Â But as we keep reading, we learn that the Grangerfords are involved in a feud with the Shepherdson family. Â Their feud is so bitter and violent that these two families sit in the same church with their guns on their laps or leaned against the walls of the church, even as they listen to a sermon âall about brotherly love.â Â Huck later says that the Grangerfords all âsaid it was a good sermon, and they all talked it over going home, and had such a powerful lot to say about faith and good works, and free grace.â
Yet later that afternoon when the families learn that Sophia Grangerford has run off with Harney Shepherdson to get married, the violence that ensues leaves several people in both familyâs dead. Â
These fictional families may have believed Jesus, but did they believe in Jesus? Our faith is more than just a set of facts or propositions to believe; the reason we encounter this Gospel text on Trinity Sunday is because of Jesus telling us of the Holy Spirit being part of this process; transforming us into new people so that God may be exalted in our transformation.
This brings us to the next crisis that John 3 raises: how will we relate to the world? âFor God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal lifeâ (John 3:16). God so loved the worldâŚGod did not send the Son into the world to condemn the world. Some days, thatâs hard to imagine. Â
Itâs hard to imagine God loving a world that views children as disposable. Â Abortion; a 2 year old in our city finding his parentâs gun and accidentally killing himself; 1500 children who walked to our borders getting lost in the immigration network.
Itâs hard to imagine God loving a world where we still value people by the color of their skin and not by the image of God imprinted on them;
When you consider the depravity of the human soul and the horrible ways we write one another off, itâs hard to believe that Godâs reaction is to love. But right here it is in our âmost favorite Bible verse.â Â God loves the world. Â It doesnât mean God condones our behavior, obviously. Â It just means that instead of writing us off, God chose a missionary response.
John 3:16 tells us that God âgaveâ his Son to us. Â Normally, John talks about Jesus being âsent,â not âgiven.â The difference may again by subtle, but it can be instructive. We can imagine someone being âsentâ to do all sorts of unpopular things that simply need to be done. But to âgiveâ someone implies at least a measure of thought as to the appropriateness of the gift.
This giving/sending (note the verb âsendâ in v. 17) was not to condemn. Condemnation might happen. But itâs not the first intent. Godâs first intent is to save the world, to bring all people and places back into right relationship with God.
One challenge for us in trying to hear something new in this familiar text is that we must allow Godâs Spirit to challenge our assumptions. Godâs activity in the world is always missional; giving his Son, sending him to redeem the world, speaking truth into lies and beauty into ugliness and healing into brokenness so that the world would reflect the glory that God intended at its creation.
Believing in Jesus ought to awake concern within us for the ugly places of the world and the broken places of the world, and the broken people of the world to be brought back into the beauty of Godâs grace and kingdom. Sometimes we need to challenge our own ability to read the map so that we can see what is right in front of us. Â It would be a bit like my friend Spence and I struggling to find the trailhead. Â We would have enjoyed our hike much earlier in the day if we could have simply had a bit of help in interpreting the map.
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Paris Fashion Week Is a Real Slog When Youâre As Important As I Am
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Paris Fashion Week Is a Real Slog When Youâre As Important As I Am
I have been to several Paris Fashion Weeks and have reported on my experience as a novice. Now, as a seasoned veteran, I worry the viewfinder I held aloft was rose-colored, indeed. What was once a mythical fairyland of swirling scarves, perfectly puffed pastries and glitzy dinner parties twinkling on past midnight has withered to a nightmarish hellscape: desperate vendors cramming their shoes onto my feet, upstart bloggers screaming for me, paparazzi flashbulbs scarring my pupils.
In the midst of such a cacophony, I find myself wondering: When in my meteoric rise to the dizzying heights of the fashion world will the sun finally burn too hot? I long for the day I may lose my feathers like Icarus, free-fall back to Earth and walk down the street with a beret and baguette unbothered.
As I prepare to leave for the airport, I notice my puffy coat is leaking little tufted feathers out of a hole near my wrist. Recognizing the heavy-handed symbolism, I become terrified and apply a dollop of Gorilla Glue to the hole, effectively stopping the insulation exodus.
Wednesday, February 28th
Shortly after arriving in Paris, my stylist a.k.a. girlfriend a.k.a. editor-in-chief of InStyle asks about the bird shit on my arm. I patiently explain the tear, the leak, the solution. She sends me off to get a new coat.
A breezy expenditure of $80 at Uniqlo will get you this gender-neutral, puffy hooded coat that offers a pleasing assortment of pockets.
For sustenance, I order poulet paillard, which is French for âchicken that looks like a chicken.â
This poor hen stepped sideways into the path of a guillotine. Haughty, but delicious. Afterward, I can feel my grip on reality slipping, so I take a nap and wake up just in time for dinner, which I eat and then go back to bed.
Thursday, March 1st
I am no longer 26 years old and my body does not spring forward into new time zones as spryly as it once did. I wake up at 1 p.m., just in time to bathe and head off to see the Dries Van Noten collection. After being jostled through security and beginning to wonder if maybe I should just go drink a bottle of wine on a Seine tourist cruise, my spirits lift considerably upon finding a familiar face:
Harperâs Bazaarâs Glenda Bailey, a fearless woman who makes her own way and makes me feel like I can too.
Then the lights go up, the chatter dies down and for seven minutes I forget myself and remember why I do what I do. You need only do a minor amount of research to find professional runway photographs of these looks, but what those images fail to capture â and what mine communicate brilliantly â is how little time one has to look at each outfit as the models march by. Iâve highlighted a few of my favorites:
The solid color of the below-left top matches the hue of the detail on the skirt, mirroring the layered duality of the mind-body relationship.
Note how the fabric does not cling tightly but dangles and dances with a motion of its own â suggesting that our own identities are not hewn from stone and shackled to our shoulders but hover all around, knowable only for a moment before shifting once more.
The above-right one looks like Morpheus from The Matrix. Because weâre probably living in a simulation.
I liked this below-left one because of the soft colorsâŚ
âŚand because the model demonstrates why this accessory is called a clutch.
The feathered boa above-right offers one possibility for how the dinosaurs actually looked. I always had a hunch the stegosaurus was a flashy bugger, not that drab, gray-brown galumph my textbooks force-fed me.
Technically, this is a bag.
But it would be more accurate to call it a sack. No Wookiees were harmed in the making of this sack.
Bravo, Dries! Glenda and I bid a fond farewell to each other after I tell her âI liked the feathery bits,â then I head to an appointment with Aquazzura.
The brilliant minds there had these boots made for me, but I know I have no spare room in my suitcase and that theyâd render me clumsy in the TSA line, so I have to say, âThanks, but no thanks.â
In hindsight, I guess I could have chucked a pair of sweatpants to make room. Oh well.
I wind up ordering poulet paillard again for a late lunch (too tired to make a new decision) and, whether or not you think the man is an effective President, you cannot deny:
Garçon, thereâs a hairpiece on my food.
Friday, March 2nd
The next day, I take a break from the shows to peruse the Louvre. I greatly enjoy â nay, require as though âtis oxygen â being amongst the art. While I wander its labyrinthine halls, the throngs of tourists fade to static and I feel like I am actively communing with some of the great minds humankind has produced throughout the ages. I listen to what they have to say, then use my smartphone to capture the old mastersâ stories as they resonate today.
Expending this level of psychic energy is uniquely exhausting, and when Iâm at my weakest, I always crave the same thing: a burger. When I sit down at a restaurant and find that the beef tartare, which is far fancier than a burger, is the same price, I order that instead:
I do not know who the pervert in the kitchen is or why he or she interrupted the sacred ritual of a caperberry attempting to fertilize a hen egg. Later, I realize the only difference between beef tartare and a burger is that tartare is not cooked, so truthfully it should have been cheaper than the burger. I make a note to send a letter requesting a partial refund.
Saturday, March 3rd
Back on the fashion grind: I have an appointment with AurĂŠlie Bidermann, who of course wants to adorn me with her wares. I turn down the gifts, as I confess I do not enjoy possessing jewelry. I find its value far too tempting to thieving rascals and terrifyingly concentrated relative to its size (and, therefore, lose-ability). All possessions are of course burdensome and the nature of âpossessionâ illusory in itself, but jewelry crystallizes this notion. For me, looking is enough.
First of all: How much better is the French version of the word âjewelryâ?
It makes the Anglo âjewelryâ look like it means âtoe fungus.â
And look at this ruby- and emerald-inlaid shell pendant.
Iâm only sharing this one picture because most of the ones I took were inadequate/marred by glare. But I believe AurĂŠlieâs joaillerie should be strapped to a rocket and launched into orbit so that in the event of humanityâs self-immolation, it will survive, and when aliens discover our planet, they will first discover these items orbiting above our charred and grown-over remains and they will know that there was beauty here.
Next, I go to the Altuzarra show, which is taking place in the celebrated Parisian restaurant La Coupole and is uniquely visible to the curious public assembled out on the street.
My photography once again captures how quickly the models pass by and how little time I had to form an opinion about each outfit, even though my expert mind of course generates such opinions at lightning speed.
Look at how the evening gown below swishes to and fro as the model makes her turn. This one left a lasting impression on the judges for sure.
Another one is purple and has a slit, which exposes the leg.
The shoes are also purple. I liked the earrings, which you canât really see clearly, but they looked like a bit like that viral video from a while back of a guy using molten metal to make a mold of an ant colony.
After, I feel spent and also a bit ill, so I lay low for the rest of the day in preparation for my big fashion finale: Valentino.
Sunday, March 4th
I donât want to risk fainting during the show, so I make sure to eat a balanced breakfast.
(I stood on the bed in my underpants to take this and almost fell on top of the table. Honestly, the things I risk for you guys.)
Valentino has built a structure near LâHĂ´tel des Invalides specifically for the show. When Anna Wintour sees me, she rushes over and gives me a huge hug and we gossip for a bit, but unfortunately we donât take a picture together as we normally do. I snapped the one above a bit later just to give you a taste.
Canât wait for our tennis date, Anna!
This row of girls across from me keeps looking over at me, giggling and pointing and blushing. Sorry, ladies, this is a business trip.
But seriously, there was an actual humming sound coming from their collective social media following.
Then the show started. Below are some of my favorites, but really the collection as a whole was my favorite.
âŚas Karlie looks on, poised as ever.
The above-right one is just layered so beautifully.
The man in front of me was involved in planning the show and got very upset when somebody nearby leaned out to take pictures. Not me, somebody else.
The human peony:
The green one is good luck should you find it while prancing through a field of clover.
This show transported me and reawakened in me a hope â a hope that we are all beings awaiting some form of pollination, capable of transformation, of one day entering a mode of existence beyond our current understanding.
I try to make a surreptitious exit but once again the photographers call for me to stop and pose. The ladies below leapt in front in a somewhat embarrassing attempt to get themselves plastered on Getty Images. NICE TRY, DESPERADOS.
Afterward, my favorite thing: breakfast for lunch.
CafĂŠ Saint-RĂŠgis, you have my heart.
Au revoir, Paris! Thank you for rekindling my passion for fashion.
Photos via Brandon Borror-Chappell.
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What to do in Paris?
The classics from the travel agencies
Montmartre: there are multiple ways to go there. If you use the stairs to go up, be sure to go on the left of the church to go down the hill. If not you will miss the real interest and atmosphere of this area.
Eiffel tower: it's big, uncommon and probably this most common symbol of Paris. You can go up to the second floor.Â
Les Champs ElysĂŠe: Many overpriced shops. Not many cool things to see, skip it and save your time for something else.
Arch of Triumph: A big arch, in middle of one of the stupidest road intersection designed (12 avenues meeting at the same point). I won't recommend to go there, if you really want, take a coffee and spend sometime to watch the craziness of the traffic. You can go on top of the Arch but I'm sure you have better view for free at Montmartre or Galerie Lafayette canopy.
Moulin rouge: touristic attraction, over priced. There is better cultural things to do in Paris.
Le Louvre: The outside of the Louvre is pretty cool, if you don't enter you can continue to the west you can have a walk the Les Tuileries gardens, which is a pretty cool spot. I don't recommend to go inside if you are here only for couple days. There are too many things to see inside and people generally recommend 2 days if you really want to enjoy all the pieces of arts.
Notre dame: Â A cathedral well known thanks to Victor Hugo's book. The outside design is great. If you want to enter as million of people do each year, you should be an early bird. The visits are starting at 7h45 and I highly recommend to be there around 7h30-40, if you come later you will probably have to wait 1 to 2 hours to be able to enter. If you are interrested to visit churches there are lots of really cool churches free and not over crowded in Paris. Just walk on the street and you will find them.
My personal recommandations
Galerie Lafayette canopy
Most of you probably know "Les Galeries Lafayette" as one of the biggest mall in Paris. It's true but I'm nota lot into shopping tourism. If I recommend to go there it's because they have a beautiful canopy and on the view of Paris, plus it's free! To go there:40 Boulevard Haussmann, 7th floor of the main building, 75009 Paris
You should do a stop around the 4th or 5th floor, it's the best stop to see the canopy, then continue to climb to the top of the building.
CoulĂŠe verte
La coulĂŠe verte is an old railway in height. It has been refitted some years ago and it's know a really cool walk to do in Paris. You will go between classic Paris building and enter more deeply in Paris. The walk is just couple of miles/kilometers. I would recommend 2-3h in front of you if you want to enjoy it quietly.There are couple of places where you can enter or exit the path. I would recommend to start at: 1 CoulĂŠe verte RenĂŠ-Dumont, 75012 Paris it's near by the big train station Paris Gare de Lyon
Père la Chaise cemeteryÂ
Père la Chaise cemetery is the biggest cemetery inside Paris. It hosts some of the most famous celebrities. Lot of them are from France, but you will be able to do a stop and Jim Morrison grave, on of the famous name from US.
Walking in a cemetery might sound a bit strange but the place is really quiet, the paths are closer to a maze than regular paths. There is something special in the atmosphere that always make be thinking a lot when I'm there. At the entrance you can ask for a free map to see where your favorite actor or singer is buried.16 Rue du Repos, 75020 Paris
La butte aux cailles
La butte aux cailles is a informal district of Paris where you can have drinks or food in small places with a very good atmosphère. The neighborhood will make you feel more like in a village than in the biggest city
Bercy village and park
Bercy village is an area where an old railway has been transform in a street with many restaurants and bars on each side. I generally go at " The Frog", a bar/restaurant doing it's own beer. The park is near by Bercy village, it's a pretty vast park. I like to go there on the week-end when it's busy. I remembered that I saw a pretty good skateboard contest! You should stop at the station "cour Saint Emilion"
Le Marais
Le Marais is the gay and trendy place in Paris. There a million of small shops offering design art, clothes. I particularly like to go to Fleux' but it's really hard to resist and buy nothing there so be careful. You can also have really good ice cream. I would recommend going to Amorino or Pozzetto Gelato Caffè Salato.Once your are done with Le Marais you can exit:- to the west to George Pompidou museum, it's the museum of contemporary art. The museum is interesting if you like this kind of art, but if you stay outside just watching the building is enough to give you an idea on what is inside. If you continue further you will arrive to Le Halles, which is my personal nightmare. It's a mix of franchise shops and metro/RER station. The station is so big that I'm never able to find my way out properly. - to the east, pretty cool area with lot of bars. A good place to start to party.- to south: civic house and Notre Dame de Paris.
Les catacombes
I never been there myself but people I send there told me it was cool. The concept is to discover Paris underground. You will see a small part of the hundred of kilometers of tunnels build under your feet. To go there take metro or RER to Denfert-Rochereau, then the entrance is on the roundabout (a pretty big one by the way).
Where to eat & drink:
Dans le noir: a restaurant where you eat in a total darkness. You will be serve by blind people. You will not know what you ate till they present you the menu at the very end. They take real care of food incompatibility and vegan option are available. I definitely recommend this place if you are looking to mix great experience and french cuisine.https://paris.danslenoir.com/en/home/
Le Faitout : vegan restaurant revisiting the classic French cuisine. It's also a bar tapas where you will be able to eat vegan cheese and "charcuterie" while listening Jazz, on Thursday night.
Hank restaurant: is composed by a Hank Pizza and Hank burger, this places are vegan places in the very center of Paris. If you are around Le Marais and you want to eat good food, being serve in a timely fashion and not spend too much money for your lunch it's definitely 2 places I recommend. http://www.hankrestaurant.com/en-home
Experimental Cocktail Club: probably the best cocktail place I ever been. Be sure you correctly google map it before going. I went there couple of time and I still miss the entrance as there is not big signs. There is very few seats and you will often end-up drinking your cocktail in stand-up position, if you are ok with that enjoy. If not, this area as at least 3 other great cocktail bar, so i'm sure you will end-up in a decent place.
Where to not eat:
Avoid any restaurant around the touristic area: Tour Eiffel, Le Louvre, Notre Dame... If you want to experience what is a terrible service you can go around St Michel. I personally left the restaurant or cafĂŠ before the end of my meal or drink the last 3 times I have been there.
Pro tips:-
- Many many museums are free in Paris if you are a European citizen under 26.
- At CDG airport, you can not use a regular metro ticket, you need to buy a specific one, that allow you to go to the city center.
- If you are coming for multiple days, by a touristic pass at the metro station. You will save time & moneyÂ
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GISHWHES 2016 Item list:
#1 32 POINTS Thereâs something you used to do for your significant other when you first met them. Something that made them smile⌠Itâs been years since you did this. Do it now.
#2 123 POINTS A freight train engine pulling a tiny flatcar (a utility flatcar, not a big cargo flatcar) with a woman dressed in Victorian attire, sitting at a writing desk with a vase of flowers on it, writing a letter to her beloved.
#3 21 POINTS âSomeday your face will freeze like that!â said every mother ever. The 2016 Summer Olympics has added Competitive Gurning to their roster and you are your countryâs champion. Put on your Olympic uniform and letâs see your medal-winning, face-making moves. Judgment will be on technical merit, artistry, and execution. A perfect 10 takes the gold.
#4 57 POINTS Dentistâs offices are notorious for playing dreary elevator music. But it doesnât have to be that way! Get dental work done while a string quartet plays live music in the room.
#5 37 POINTS In the middle of a mall food court, you and a friend (one or more) play a nice game of badminton â we must see the tennis whites, the net, rackets, etc.
#6 54 POINTS two images, side-by-side. If you have or know a child under 6, have them draw a family portrait. Now, get your family to pose EXACTLY as they drew you all in the drawing. Try to replicate the clothing, individual heights and anything you need to do or add to your bodies to contort them to what the child drew.
#7 44 POINTS Are you still jogging occasionally? Good. Be sure to try out this yearâs latest fashion craze: pineapple shell shoes with matching pineapple caps to protect you from the sun. Letâs see you (carefully) jogging in public.
#8 87 POINTS Get âThis week, GISHWHES is making the world measurably weirderâŚâ or similar text on the news ticker at the bottom of the screen of a major network or cable news channel.
#9 27 POINTS Care homes, rehab facilities, and hospitals have many patients and clients who canât read for themselves. Contact a local center and offer your services to read for an hour or two (or more) during the Hunt Week. If photo evidence with the patient is a sensitive issue, ask the care staff for a photo or documentary evidence of your contribution. â Monica Duff
#10 26 POINTS Find the coupon section from your most recent newspaper. Cut out at least five coupons. Go to the store and leave the coupons on the shelf taped next to the relevant items with a note âFrom the Coupon Fairy!â. â Elizabeth Fiedler
#11 47 POINTS You (a human) must re-enact this photo (not pets allowed): http://markobbie.com/wordpress1/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dog-firehose.jpg
#12 58 POINTS I have to travel a lot for work, so Iâve learned a thing or two about working the system. It turns out, if you package yourself properly you can send yourself by mail for a fraction of the cost of an airline ticket. Transform your appearance into a first-class parcel and have a friend deliver you to the post office for shipping. Donât actually ship yourselfâ just get a photo of your packaged self being weighed at the post office, in a bin at a post office with other packages, or being loaded into a mail truck.
#13 32 POINTS Itâs a well-known fact that Pablo Picasso was a huge âSupernaturalâ fan. He painted portraits of Mark Sheppard, Jensen Ackles, Ruth Connell, Sam Smith, Richard Speight Jr., Matt Cohen, Jared Padalecki, Andrew Dabb, Rob Benedict, Misha Collins, Bob Singer, and many of the other cast and crew members. Sadly, until now, these great works have been lost to the world. Fortunately, your team has unearthed one of these priceless works.
#14 38 POINTS Live your dream. You know, the one you had while you were sleeping last night. â Julie Reynolds
#15 34 POINTS Item will be provided during the Hunt.
#16 56 POINTS Your yard needs an upgrade. Itâs too expensive to do proper landscaping, so letâs just dress it up nicely⌠with every item of clothing you own displayed in a beautiful, artistic manner on the trees, bushes, cars, patio furniture, fountain, etc. Have your neighbors over in the middle of it for a yard-warming party if you wish.
#17 39 POINTS Give your dog a slow, massaging soap bath in a kiddie pool in a crowded pedestrian area. If itâs cold out, use a large stuffed animal instead. Relaxing spa music should be playing in the background. â Tracy Liu
#18 67 POINTS Recreate a painting by Goya in candy.
#19 58 POINTS Itâs such a strange feeling lying in a coffin almost completely buried in popcorn with only your face showing. Trust me. I know.
#20 29 POINTS Handcraft at least 3 birthday cards and send them to this young man: âBoy from Big Bear with severe autism wishes for birthday cardsâ http://abc7.com/society/boy-from-big-bear-with-severe-autism-wishes-for-birthday-cards/1424726/ â Elizabeth Madsen
#21 41 POINTS Re-create a monument or landmark using tree branches and twigs right next to the original monument or landmark. The structure must be over 4 feet high.
#22 (Item removed July 30th) <s>41 POINTS Find a pet that can easily and happily be kept in an enclosed terrarium: a lizard, turtle, snake, rodent, or even an injured bird. This animal must be a rescue animal; it cannot be acquired at a pet store. Now, introduce this animal to its new family: an elementary school classroom that will care for it. The classroom must have the means and facilities to humanely care for it.</s>
#23 79 POINTS The versatility of corn is amazingâ it has so many uses! However, thereâs no better use for corn than this yearâs must-have fashion statement: the Corn Husk Bikini or Corn Husk Evening Wear! Feel free to color the husks, as well as to accent and accessorize with kernels.
#24 53 POINTS Paint a watermelon to look like the head of a famous dictator (past or present) and place it at the base of one of the cannons at Dawes Point under the Harbour Bridge in Sydney, Australia. You will likely see other watermelons there. To make sure your photo submission is different from any other teamâs, you must stack or display the watermelons artistically. If they are already stacked or displayed in an artistic manner, you must thoughtfully re-stack and rearrange them.
#25 48 POINTS Letâs see a bad lip reading of a Supernatural episode in this style: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w8Z0UOXVaY â Julie Reynolds
#26 61 POINTS Drones are just the first step in machinesâ efforts to take over the world. Letâs end this battle before it starts! Letâs see an epic picture of you squaring off against a flying drone in your mightiest battle pose. You must be geared for battle though⌠Use anything from your kitchen or pantry to create your armour and weaponry.
#27 94 POINTS Dress up your pet as a well-known public figure (actor, politician, musician, etc.) and get a photo of your pet with the ACTUAL public figure it is dressed up as. Make sure the pet looks as much like the public figure as possible (wardrobe, hair, etc.).
#28 48 POINTS your video in slow motion.You are throwing an elegant party. Show us your sophistication by decanting red wine directly into your guestsâ mouths. Properly aerate the wine by pouring it from at least 2 stories above the guests. The guests, of course, must be wearing white.
#29 36 POINTS Recently there has been a lot of news about bottled water and how much of it is just urban tap water sold in a bottle with a fancy label. Itâs an unregulated sham. That said, it seems like a pretty good way to make a buck, but at this point the bottled water market is pretty saturated. Set up a stand on a public walkway to sell âfresh airâ from your city in bottles with compelling labels.
#30 43 POINTS Dub a âBeavis and Buttheadâ cartoon with actual audio clips from Barack Obama and Donald Trump as the voices for Beavis and Butthead respectively.
#31 46 POINTS Personify the name of a street sign. â Erin Atkinson
#32 39 POINTS We all learned from the movie âThe Secretâ that vision boards and positive affirmations have the power to help you manifest really important things in your life like sports cars and boundless riches. Now Iâm sure everyone probably wants a red sports car and immeasurable wealth, but we want to see your vision board that depicts aspects of your life that transcend the trappings of material status. Make a collage from magazines of the things which cannot be bought or sold that you would like more of in your life.
#33 33 POINTS Rainbow teeth.
#34 31 POINTS Weâve seen Jensen Ackles portraits in Skittles. What about Jensen Ackles on Skittles? Draw a tiny Ackles on a single Skittle. Post a photo of the Skittle portrait in the palm of your hand.
#35 44 POINTS In support of the documentary âAlive Inside,â find one person with Alzheimerâs or some form of dementia and learn what their favorite tunes were when they were young. Make them a playlist of those songs and play it for them.
#36 67 POINTS Item will be provided during the Hunt.
#37 37 POINTS I believe that children are our future. Show us your futuristic robot baby.
#38 (Item removed July 30th) <s>169 POINTS Couch surfing. Really. Real couch, real surf in ocean water. Make it happen.</s>
#39 67 POINTS Thereâs a lot of talk about how undocumented immigrants or âillegal aliensâ are taking away our jobs and using public services such as hospitals and schools. But I think the real thing to worry about is actual aliens from other planets. Prove that aliens are a drain on our civic infrastructure by showing an alien from space (this costuming has to be impeccable) displacing a citizenâs job or clogging up our hospitals or prisons. Caption the image with a message about the dangers of aliens draining our civic infrastructure.
#40 81 POINTS We all know about âTransformersâ â the cars and trucks that turn into super-robots. But what the movies and toy manufacturers have overlooked are all of the other less-celebrated, more mundane Transformers. For example, what about Burgertron? He transforms from a burger into a robot. Or Desktopatron? She is a desktop computer who transforms into a robot. Or Fiddletron? Heâs a violin one minute, a robot the next. Show us a human in a Transformer costume that goes from household object to a bad-ass robot.
#41 84 POINTS Free range, grass-fed, small farm dairy cows in Northern Vermont have it rougher than most cows: the rolling hills, the verdant pastures, the way the flickering lights of summerâs fireflies mingle with the starlight, the smell of ripening raspberries wafting into their barns. Help a heifer in these dire circumstances forget her suffering. Treat a dairy cow to the most pampered milking session in human/bovine history. A minimum of three attendants must milk the cow. One person must be feeding her clover by hand as another gently milks her wearing satin gloves as another massages her gently. The attendants must be dressed in semi-formal attire. The milking must take place in a well-appointed living room.
#42 45 POINTS Letâs see a picture of you and a friend, dressed as Jedi knights, enjoying a root beer float at the White Turkey Drive-In in Conneaut, Ohio, or at another 1950s-style dining facility. Bonus points for being served by a Sith. â L.S.
#43 52 POINTS This video may be 25 seconds or less. Create the worldâs first human piano. Get multiple people to stand in one line dressed in black and white as piano keys, with each leg a different key (two keys per person). Then âplayâ them: have them lift their heels several inches off the ground, and when you press down their leg they sing, hum or grunt the corresponding note (pitch perfect, please). When you remove your hand, their leg goes back up. Two or more legs down at the same time makes a chord. Play chopsticks (or another familiar ditty) more or less in tune.
#44 61 POINTS Two elderly men playing chess by candlelight in front of the front row of a crowded movie theater while the film plays in the background.
#45 46 POINTS Isnât it great to get your friends and family together for the holidays?! But itâs so hard! Sometimes all you can manage is getting everyone together for one holiday a year. But then you have to choose a holiday, and thatâs so hard, too! Wait a minute⌠not if you decide to celebrate ALL holidays in that one night! Letâs see that night. â Inspired by Nicole Bowman
#46 66 POINTS This video may be up to 20-seconds. Everyone knows how important specific diets are in developing a chiseled physique. Find a bona fide, professional, competitive bodybuilder or ultimate fighter in peak condition and have them create a 20-second infomercial touting the muscle-building, fat-burning, nutrient-loaded virtues of aerosol spray cheese (like Cheeze Whiz). We must hear the athleteâs name, credentials and see their glistening, oiled, body as they âsellâ us (however they best can do that) on the benefits and delicious taste of the aerosol spray cheese. This should probably include ravenously squirting the cheese directly into their mouth. Bonus points if you get a former World Champion.
#47 41 POINTS two images, side-by-side. Recreate a famous, iconic photo from junk food. For example, you could the black and white photo of Einstein sticking out his tongue, next to another photo of your best attempt to recreate that photo using various junk foods as your paints. I hope that makes sense. For some reason it sounds confusing as I type it. But you have to somehow figure out what I mean here and then do it. Best of luck.
#48 38 POINTS Letâs stop sugar-coating our grievances and complaints! Actually, strike thatâ letâs actually sugar coat them. Confront your boss or employee about an issue in the workplace that has been irking you. While doing so, you must be entirely coated in powdered sugar. Your body language must convey your frustration.
#49 47 POINTS Cosplay a thunderstorm, in public, complete with sound effects, lighting and rain. â Karen Hutchinson
#50 63 POINTS Virtual reality interfaces are absolutely amazing. The technology is mind-blowing. Using virtual reality and augmented headsets like the Hololens and Oculus, I have stood on the surface of Mars at Jet Propulsion Laboratories and examined the undercarriage of the Mars Rover, been in the eye of a hurricane, and have been attacked by heavily-armed 19th-century militia. Itâs mind-blowing. Your task is to create a virtual reality experience totally unlike any VR experience to date. This video will require a super-short, adrenalin-pumping intro-teaser, which will let the viewers know that they are about to experience VR like never before. THEN, abruptly cut to a 360-degree clip of the most mundane activity you can imagine. BORE US TO DEATH.
#51 174 POINTS Time-lapse this submission to 20 seconds or less. Get permission from a museum to temporarily replace a painting worth more than $100,000 with a forgery of the same painting. The forgery must be painted by an 8-year old and we must see time-lapse showing ALL OF THE following 3 occurrences for you to receive points: (1) removal of the original painting (caption with the name of the painting and estimated value), (2) installation of the childâs painting, and (3) patrons viewing the childâs painting.
#52 26 POINTS a screenshot. Using the satellite function on Google Maps, find a geological feature that looks like one of our Gishwhes mascots (Fograt, Wooster, Elopus, etc.). Screenshot the image and then caption it appropriately (i.e. Fograt Valley, Mount Slangaroo, etc.).
#53 (Item removed July 30th) <s>121 POINTS This video submission can be up to 20 seconds. Someone told me that they once hid a rubber duck in the fireplace in the grand dining room of the White House. I just want to know if itâs still there. Examine the nooks and crannies of the fireplace in the ACTUAL grand dining room of the White House so that I can confirm or deny the existence of this rubber ducky. You get points whether thereâs a duck in your video or not. Your video exploration of the fireplace must start with a quick 360 degree shot of the White Houseâs Grand Dining Room.</s>
#54 56 POINTS Item will be provided during the Hunt.
#55 14 POINTS Gishwhes has broken 7 Guinness World Records. Letâs see how many records you can break in 10 seconds. (Hint: record=LP)
#56 81 POINTS Green Eggs and Ham. Sam does not like green eggs and ham. Not on a boat, not with a goat. Show us yourself enjoying green eggs and ham (sunny-side up) on a boat with a goat.
#57 102 POINTS A Hellâs Angel (or other bona fide member of a known motorcycle club) in a fruit leather jacket sitting astride their bike.
#58 47 POINTS Garnet from âSteven Universeâ popularized the phrase, âI am made of love.â Turn yourself into a collage (you are the pasteboard on which the collage is affixed), comprised of all the things you love that, combined, help make you uniquely you.
#59 102 POINTS Time-lapse this submission to 20 seconds or less. Create an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine that ultimately serves an an incredibly simple function. For example, you could set up a Rube Goldberg machine at a deli counter in a grocery store that, upon completion of its entire elaborate multi-step process, issues a single numbered ticket to a patron waiting for their turn. The machine MUST be set up in a public place.
#60 35 POINTS Letâs save âem! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/07/06/penguins-on-worlds-smelliest-island-in-danger-as-volcano-erupts/ Tweet your support to https://twitter.com/BAS_News and hashtag #gishwhesLovesSmellyPenguins and #[your gishwhes username]. Get at least 20 people to post their support. Submit a grid image of screenshots of the posts.
#61 93 POINTS Gymnasts around the world are gearing up for the Olympics. Show a gymnast in action on a balance beam, vault, floor exercises, etc. proudly wearing their âpizzatardâ (unitard made from pizza). If that sounds too challenging, you have the option of putting them in a fishtard, a fruittard or a friestard. Any of these options garner the same point value.
#62 62 POINTS Thereâs one thing everyone has always agreed on: you have mad artichoke-repurposing skills.
#63 48 POINTS Wallpaper an entire wall of your bedroom with photos of your nose. You must cover every inch of the wall and must have AT LEAST 100 pictures of your nose. Pose in front of it with your finger up your nose.
#64 51 POINTS This submission may be 30 seconds or less (or time-lapsed). Celebrate the Olympic Summer games by running a 40-meter, 30-legged dash.
#65 37 POINTS This submission may be 25 seconds or less. A commercial for your new 80 SPF Sinscreen (this is not a typo).
#66 76 POINTS In corporate-speak, we often hear, âThanks for jumping in the sandbox with us!â It means, âThanks for embarking on this joint venture together.â At Gishwhes we take these types of comments literally. Letâs see people in business attire playing with sand toys, holding a corporate meeting in a sandbox in the middle of an indoor, upscale corporate lobby.
#67 44 POINTS The morning commute can be such a drag! Letâs help commuters get the day off to a good start. Distribute free coffee at a bus stop dressed as a chic butler, waiter or waitress during morning rush hour. â Jessica Carla Marques
#68 33 POINTS Create a portrait of your favorite Supernatural actor on an Etch-A-Sketch in the style of a famous painting. http://chicagoist.com/2016/05/09/_jane_labowitch_24_has.php
#69 42 POINTS Dress up in armor from items you find in a big box store and, using a pool noodle or tube of gift wrap, defend the perimeter of the ladiesâ undergarments department.
#70 55 POINTS Item will be provided during the Hunt.
#71 (Item removed July 30th) <s>212 POINTS This submission may be 30 seconds or less. Two hot air balloons next to each other (but at a sufficiently safe distance from one another) drifting at an altitude of at least 500â. Communicate a knock-knock joke from one balloon to the other using tin-can and string telephone technology. We must hear the joke clearly through the tin-can phone. Video edit together footage from at least three cameras: one from the perspective of each caller in the respective hot air balloons and one shot by a spectator from the ground.</s>
#72 29 POINTS Iâm going to tweet something to you on Wednesday, August 3rd in the afternoon. Or morning. Or evening. Iâm not sure. Anyway, you must pass it on when you see it that day (PDT time zone). a screenshot of your post.
#73 64 POINTS Provide evidence of having helped at least 10 eligible United States citizens to register to vote. (Please redact any sensitive identifying personal information from your ted evidence.) Whether they are changing address, changing party, changing to eligible voting age, or just plain changing their mind to get up off their butt and participate in democracy after years of sideline apathy, the first step to actually voting begins with registration. images of the 10 (or more!) registrants side-by-side or as a grid. â L Tank Conner.
#74 74 POINTS Houston, we have a problem⌠a math problem! Weâre planning our gishwhes winnersâ trip and need to calculate the travel time from NYC to Reykjavik (the capital of Iceland) if our average speed is 400 miles/hour. Oh, one more thing, this needs to be calculated on a working pre-1970 supercomputer.
#75 46 POINTS The tiny kitchen trend is all the rage, but what about tiny bathrooms? Give a full spa experience to a hedgehog, hamster, or mouse, all using tiny spa implements in your tiny spa. (Remember, the customer is always rightâ so donât make them do anything they arenât happy to do.) â DONâT USE WATER!
#76 97 POINTS Nobody ever talks about the fact that 250 years ago, stormtroopers who had been abandoned on planet Earth were forced to assimilate into pre-Industrial culture. Dramatically re-enact this difficult time. Show a stormtrooper getting back to basics using a spinning wheel, butter churn, or other old-fashioned tool or machine in a rural setting. Feel free to add accessories to the stormtrooperâs outfit to make their assimilation more completeâa Shaker-style hat, a musket slung over the shoulder, etc.
#77 77 POINTS Oil and water donât mix, but in this case weâll make an exception. Paint a portrait of a live model while both you and the model are scuba diving. Your subject(s) must be wearing formal attire and you must be wearing a beret while at your easel.
#78 46 POINTS A working, playable lute made from lutefisk.
#79 79 POINTS Cross something off your bucket-list while wearing a vintage zoot suit.
#80 33 POINTS Sealand has a population of 4 and holds the Guinness World Record for âthe smallest area to lay claim to nation status.â Get Sealand or one of the worldâs 20 smallest nations (by population) to grant you citizenship or legal status on an expedited timeline (by the end of the Hunt). Caveat, you canât pay for it. They have to do it just because they want to see the spike in population growth (or they like the idea of gishwhes).
#81 46 POINTS This submission may be 25 seconds or less. Jason Manns is well known for his rendition of âCrazy Love.â Show the Crazy Love you have for your fellow humans by surprising your favorite barista, convenience store clerk, or other underappreciated worker with a serenade. Donât forget to bring an instrument of your own creation.
#82 66 POINTS an illustration for the fairy tale âTrumpunzel.â
#83 116 POINTS This submission may be 25 seconds or less. Recently a former NASA engineer created the worldâs largest NERF gun (http://nerdist.com/former-nasa-engineer-builds-worlds-largest-functional-nerf-gun/). We think he didnât try hard enough. Show the world that you can out-do his efforts. Your submission must clearly surpass his effort or you will receive no points. â Dave Lavery
#84 83 POINTS âDeath 2 Normalcyâ, written in âHighway Brailleâ (Botts Dots) on a city street. The message must be at least 20 feet long.
#85 42 POINTS Itâs summer (for those of us above the equator)! Time to go the beach! But sand castles are so dated, so gauche, so elitist, so medieval. Catch up with the times and build a sand trailer park.
#86 56 POINTS As you all know, Saturday the 6th of August is International Find Another Gisher Day. Meet up (reach out over social media to find gishers in your area) with AT LEAST 5 other Gishers that arenât on your team at a bus stop and, together, decorate the bus stop with post-it notes inscribed with a mix of delightful, surreal, and uplifting messages. One must read, âBe the unicorn you want to see in the world.â one image of all 5+ people standing in, on, or around the decorated bus stop. The submission description must include the gishwhes usernames of each Gisher in the photo. Each team can the same image if a team member was there representing the team.
#87 38 POINTS Dress up as a prospector and pan for gold in a public fountain. â Trish Burdick
#88 87 POINTS You know those giant teacups at amusement parks that spin? Go for a ride with a friend or two. Of course, you all should be dressed appropriately for the tea party⌠as a spoon, a tea bag, a sugar cube or something else that one would find in a teacup.
#89 45 POINTS two images, side by side: The first photo is a close up of just your face and head with a garland of fresh flowers on your head. The second photo takes advantage of your talents as a highly skilled hair and makeup artist: it is the same person, wardrobe, framing, and lighting as the first photo, but this time you have aged. You are 95 years old and the garland of flowers have long-since wilted and died.
#90 44 POINTS Many people think superheroes have a great life of running around saving people with lots of public recognition for their grand deeds. But we know the truth. They have to do the same domestic chores in their off time that we do. Letâs see a superhero performing a tedious domestic chore. -Monica M.
#91 36 POINTS Find a little-known, but widely problematic social injustice and come up with a funny analogy for it. Use Photoshop to create an illustration of the analogy. The more ridiculous the better. Bonus points if John Oliver appears in your Photoshopped image. Tweet the image and a brief explanation of the problem to @iamjohnoliver and @gishwhes. a screenshot of your tweet. â Tracy Liu
#92 108 POINTS Itâs the era of streaming media! But you have scads of obsolete technology clogging your closets/attics/garage. Take your old VHS tapes, CD-Roms, decommissioned cell phones, powercords that have nothing to power, and create â and model â a haute couture look worthy of a fashion show. Pose wearing your masterpiece (as if you were a mannequin) in a shop window next to actual mannequins wearing ordinary clothes . â Monica Duff & Olivia Desianti
#93 92 POINTS You know those Chinese festival dragons where several people are hidden under the cloth of the body and tail? Make one of those, but have it be the largest Castiel ever seen: there should be one âheadâ and then everyone else must be under a massively long, large, and brown home-made looking trench coat behind the head (there must be at least 7 people under the âcoatâ). Make sure your Castiel New Yearâs Festival is celebrated in public in a crowded venue.
#94 11 POINTS Itâs time to connect the freckles! Find a willing human thatâs a good freckle pallet and âconnectâ their real freckles to create a new freckle constellation. â Katrina McGarrah
#95 45 POINTS Item will be provided during the Hunt.
#96 96 POINTS Make a cheerleader outfit entirely out of vegetables, including pom-poms, and cheer for a garden or for the produce in the produce section of a supermarket. â Dean K.
#97 61 POINTS While we can never completely repay veterans for their service, we can do our best to show how thankful we are. Take a photo of a team member volunteering at your local veteranâs hospital, clinic, or non-profit dedicated to veteran affairs. â Katrina Cuddy
#98 49 POINTS Your choice! Either a panda made of sanitary pads â a âPadna,â if you will, or a likeness of a totalitarian world leader made entirely of feminine hygiene products. â Inspired by Sarah Davison
#99 72 POINTS The bees are disappearing from our planet. This is particularly tragic for gishers, given our reliance on honey for getting things to stick to our skin (oh yeah, and also because we kind of need them to pollinate the flowering plants on Earth, which we depend on for food). Help save the bees by establishing a milkweed garden, creating a painting or mural honoring bees, helping out at your local apiary, protesting the use of glysophates, supporting an organization dedicated to bee preservation, or in any other way you see fit.
#100 60 POINTS Rob Benedict created a video instructing people how to detect someone having a stroke so people can help save lives: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aTFThB8D4M. Tweet this link from 15 different twitter feeds and put links to all 15 twitter posts into a single screenshot that you .
#101 59 POINTS Itâs been a very hot summer! Help out the first responders in your area by bringing ice-cream to your local police, fire, or EMS department while dressed as the world famous Dessert Fairy. â Danielle D.
#102 47 POINTS Donât you hate that feeling when you walk out to your car and you see the dreaded ticket under your windshield wiper? Letâs change that. Find small envelopes and stamp them in red ink with an ominous: âPARKING SALUTATIONS BUREAU!â Then find a row of cars and put positive messages in your envelopes under their windshield wipers.
#103 64 POINTS Everyone thinks Zombies are slow and stupid. This is not at all true! In fact, you recently lost your job to a zombie because they demonstrated a willingness to work long hours without food, sleep, pay, or encouragement. Letâs see the zombie who replaced you at your place of employment, doing whatever you used to do to make a living. The image must show your former boss or coworkers proudly watching the zombie perform your old job better than you used to do.
#104 42 POINTS Dress up as a Bellossom or other grass-type Pokemon and plant some beautiful blossoms at a nearby Pokestop.
#105 42 POINTS Thereâs one small thing in your community that needs to be addressed or repaired⌠Something you always think, âSomeone really should do something about thatâ when you see it. Be the âsomeoneâ and fix it.
#106 23 POINTS Bring a basket of homemade treats (hand-knitted socks and beanies, fresh baked bread or cookies,etc.) to someone struggling to get by or living on the streets, along with a note or card of encouragement. If you would prefer not to document this item with a photo (out of respect for the recipient or for other reasons), simply document it with a written description of what you did or video describing it. This item is on the honor system. Youâll have major karma issues if you fake it.
#107 36 POINTS Did you see the startling news on the front page of the newspaper today? Of course you did. Using Photoshop, replace the front-page photo with a photo youâve taken of a play-dough re-enactment of the original photo. Did that make sense? No? Figure it out. You are not allowed to email support for ANY clarification on this item. (What I lack in eloquence, I make up for with capriciousness.)
#108 15 POINTS Rise of the machines: Every time you try to register for anything online, it makes you resolve a captcha puzzle to confirm that you are ânot a robot.â Frankly, weâre sick of this blatant discrimination against our digital comrades! Have you and your teammates (or your friends) change your avatars to your favorite robot (Robocop, Asimo, Terminator, C-3PO, BB-8, R2-D2, Curiosity, Spirit, Opportunity, Gishbot, Snackbot, E.M.I.L.Y., etc.) until further notice. a screenshot of 15 new Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr or Instagram avatars.
#109 43 POINTS Make a sock monkey hat from orphaned socks â Amber Stifle
#110 72 POINTS This submission may be 25 seconds or less. Employ a modern dance company to explain what really happened to the dinosaurs. â Sheri Smyth
#111 49 POINTS Magazines get a lot of flak for airbrushing models, promoting unrealistic expectations and contributing to body image issues. Take a photo from a magazine that depicts a body that is an unrealistic ideal (and likely heavily Photoshopped to remove wrinkles, blemishes, and curves) and, using Photoshop, recreate what you believe to be the original, unretouched photo. Your Photoshopped image must include all of the following: additional limbs, machinery, tentacles, and at least one additional enhancement. Then caption the two photos side-by-side and post to social media. Under the original commercial image you must caption, â#makeupâ and under your photoshopped image caption, â#nomakeup.â Tag the post with #MakeupNoMakeup. a screenshot of your post.
#112 68 POINTS Get a news anchor or on-air reporter (and this has to be an actual, on-air broadcast, not a staging of a broadcast), to explain, very succinctly, the profound impact that gishwhes has had on his or her life. For example, the anchor or host or reporter could say, âgishwhes saved my marriage,â or âgishwhes taught me to read,â or âgishwhes helped me get over my fear of mice,â or âgishwhes gave me an incurable rash.â They must also mention your teamâs name in the broadcast.
#113 83 POINTS U.S. Vice Presidential candidate, Mike Pence, said âsmoking doesnât kill.â Of course, it not only kills smokers but those around them. Letâs give him a wake-up call for the health of ourselves, our loved ones and our children. Take a picture of yourself in front of the tombstone of someone who died from a smoking-related disease. Tweet the image with, âHey @Mike_Pence #quitblowingsmokeabouttobacco. Screenshot the post. â Hilary Swank
#114 102 POINTS Grid image of all 15 of your team members (5 rows of 3 columns). Letâs see each member of your team dressed in some way emblematic of that memberâs state, region or country. For example, if a team member is from New York, the photo might show that member of the team wearing a yankees hat while eating a slice of pizza. If a member(s) of your team is MIA, feel free to add your favorite picture of Misha in their place â Jennifer Irving
#115 35 POINTS We all have failures and regrets. Bury one of yours and provide a tombstone with copy. â Christina Brayton
#116 19 POINTS two images, side-by-side: letâs see what existential angst looks like next to what the meaning of life is. â Stephanie Magnolia
#117 47 POINTS Gishwhes has conquered the Great Wall, South American waterfalls, the Champs-ĂlysĂŠes, and even SPACE! Help gishwhes conquer new territoryâ take gishwhes somewhere epic that itâs never been before. â Julie Reynolds
#118 62 POINTS Time-lapse this submission to 30 seconds or less. Paint a Bob Ross painting. We must see both the painter replicating the Bob Ross painting and the playback of the Bob Ross video the painter is replicating. You must paint in real-time while he is painting. The video should end with a side-by-side comparison of your masterpiece and Bob Rossâs.
#119 28 POINTS Your pet has just released their first, much anticipated, heavy metal rock album. Show us the cover art. â Jessica Hicks
#120 46 POINTS Beauty is on the inside. Photoshop a revised version of your reflection in a mirror. Show us a photo of you standing in front of a mirror. But the reflection we see is what you look like on the inside. Interpret this however you like with the caption on the image: âBeauty is on the inside.â â Inspired by Abi Perry
#121 33 POINTS This submission may be 1 minute or less. Go to one of these places and have a local tell you the story of how the place got its name. https://www.instagram.com/sadtopographies/ The video must start with you next to a sign that identifies the location. -Tracy Liu
#122 63 POINTS We The People⌠are confused. Letâs update a dusty document and modernize it so everyone can understand the language. Grab some chalk, head outside and rewrite the US Constitution as street art. As Richard Dobbs Speight once said. âBigger is better.â
#123 29 POINTS Have a child under 7 choose your outfit, do your makeup, and fix your hair. Then go grocery shopping with them. â Dawn Townsend
#124 16 POINTS a screenshot. Create a website, blogpost, or in-depth social media post explaining an aspect of the elusive Miss Jean Louisâ biography. â Inspired by Holli DeWees
#125 83 POINTS This year was HRHâs 90th birthday, but more importantly, it is the 7th anniversary of Misha Collins and The Queenâs torrid on-again, off-again relationship. Iâd like to see a commemorative coin displayed in a fitting setting. Its value is one haypenny and this is not a drawing or a computer generated graphic. Itâs a real, metal alloy coin commemorating this auspicious anniversary. â Inspired by Monica Duff
#126 126 POINTS On a desolate, dusty prairie, a ranch hand rescues the local school marm from a runaway horse. Create a drawing of Misha & the Queen of England in the Wild West. (You pick who plays the school marm and who plays the ranch hand.)
#127 81 POINTS Do the âairplaneâ with an astronautâ you know, like your parent used to? Lay on your back with your feet in the air while an astronaut lays face-down, with his or her hips on your feet, and with their hands in yours, pretending to be flying. This must be a real, official astronaut or cosmonaut, wearing appropriate flight garb. Caption the image with the astronautâs name and number of hours in space. If you cannot find a qualified astronaut to perform this item, you may substitute Flava-Flav, Kanye West or any of the Kardashians. â Inspired by Dave Lavery
#128 45 POINTS At gishwhes headquarters, we do almost everything right, with one glaring exception: we have not yet commissioned a gishwhes theme-song. We need a catchy, 10-second jingle that we can play every time the Slangaroo takes the stage.
#129 23 POINTS Welcome to Slangatoilegami. You donât see the phrases âSlangarooâ, âbathroom tissueâ, and âorigamiâ together nearly often enough. Letâs fix that. â Dave Lavery
#130 64 POINTS How do you plan to spend your extra second? http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/07/leap-second-added-year-december-time-clocks-earth-science/ Because you are an efficient person who treasures every moment you are blessed to be on this planet, you need to plan your extra second carefully to maximize its impact. Write a 250-word Op-Ed piece explaining exactly what you plan to do with your extra second and get it published in a newspaper. The piece must seamlessly include a mention of your team name and gishwhes without mentioning that the piece was written as an item for gishwhes.
#131 75 POINTS Time-lapse this submission to 20 seconds or less. 3-D printers are really cool. But who really needs another little keychain printed out of plastic? It is time to get creative with the materials used to print your next copy of the head of a Balrog. Show us a 3-D printer that prints with cheese (or Silly String, or toothpaste, or Play-Doh, etcâŚ) â Dave Lavery
#132 21 POINTS Seven days of happiness! Each day of gishwhes, do one thing to make someone else happy and document it. Each photo must be taken and ted on a different day. On day one, you must a photo of what you have done on day one of the hunt to make someone else happy. For the item after this, you must on day two the image from day two, etc. This item and the 6 following items must be ted on the corresponding day of the hunt to garner the points from that day⌠for this item for Happiness DAY 1 (which must be ted on day 1 of the hunt). What have you done today to make someone else happy? (Each day you must do something different for a different person, and it cannot be your teammates.)
#133 21 POINTS Happiness DAY 2 (must be ted on day 2 of the hunt). What have you done today to make someone else happy?
#134 21 POINTS Happiness DAY 3 (must be ted on day 3 of the hunt). What have you done today to make someone else happy?
#135 21 POINTS Happiness DAY 4 (must be ted on day 4 of the hunt). What have you done today to make someone else happy?
#136 21 POINTS Happiness DAY 5 (must be ted on day 5 of the hunt). What have you done today to make someone else happy?
#137 21 POINTS Happiness DAY 6 (must be ted on day 6 of the hunt). What have you done today to make someone else happy?
#138 21 POINTS Happiness DAY 7 (must be ted on day 7 of the hunt). What have you done today to make someone else happy?
#139 25 POINTS Weâre writing an e-book and we want you to do our work for us. Thereâs a habit that was hard for you to change, but you changed it anyway. What is the habit, and what is your number one piece of advice for making that change? Please an image of one paragraph of text.
#140 97 POINTS A functioning vending machine that dispenses emotions and memories. Show a customer making a purchase.
#141 39 POINTS This submission can be 45 seconds or less. Our music can change the world. Be part of the Gishwhes choir! Record a video selfie of yourself singing âCarry on my Wayward Sonâ a capella in the key of C at 80 bpm. Your ted recording must have âOnceâ starting precisely at the 1 second mark. The recording must also be in tune and on beat. (The submissions will be collected and edited into monstrous chorus.) Sing only the following portion of the song: âOnce I rose above the noise and confusion Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion I was soaring ever higher But I flew too high Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man Though my mind could think I still was a mad man I hear the voices when Iâm dreaming I can hear them say⌠Carry on my wayward son Thereâll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Donât you cry no more.â
#142 51 POINTS two images, side-by-side. Contribute to the gishwhes world forest. Plant a native tree in a place you are fairly certain the tree can live out its full life. before and after photos.
#143 29 POINTS As you may know, Rob Benedict & Richard Speight are currently in production on their new series, âKings of Conâ, where they play MCâs on the sci-fi convention circuit as the eponymous kings of conventions. What you may not know is that their agent messed up and booked King Kong and the Kings of Con to MC the same convention. Draw or paint these three giants of the con circuit trying to share the stage or green room. Either Rob or Rich should probably be the lithe damsel in distress.
#144 27 POINTS two images, side-by-side. They say you regress to your childhood as you get older. Show us a photo from a part your childhood youâd most like to return to, and a photo of your current progress toward that regression.
#145 18 POINTS You hate finishing other peopleâs sentences, so doesnât it make you laugh so hard your squirt milk out of your nose when youâŚ
#146 24 POINTS Be the town crier for the day and shout what you think people should know about the dayâs events in a public square.
#147 31 POINTS As we all know Matt Cohen is legendary for taking off his shirt to raise money for charity. His 6-pack abs have single-abdominally raised thousands of dollars for great organizations like www.randomacts.org. Letâs thank his abs for their altruistic humanitarian work by using Photoshop to digitally remove his abs and then place them on a vacation around the world. (Unfortunately Matt canât make this trip himself as heâs busy shooting his TV show.) His abs can visit anywhere on the planet that you can capture in an image. Letâs make sure they have the proper tourist accessories, too.
#148 57 POINTS Art changes lives. Contribute to the gishwhes art gallery by ting an image taken by you or of you that captures the notion of identity in the 21st century.
#149 43 POINTS Someone near you doesnât have access to clean drinking water. Provide that person with the means to access clean water without purchasing bottled water (this might be by giving the person a filter, or a solar tea kettle, or something like that). If no one near you needs clean drinking water, we have something called the all-powerful Interwebs. You can buy a family clean drinking water for a year: http://lifestraw.eartheasy.com/products/lifestraw-carbon-credits. If no one lives near you and/or you donât have funds to buy clean drinking water for someone, find another way to promote access to clean, safe water.
#150 43 POINTS Those moving sidewalks at the airport are treadmills, and you never exercise without your ipod, short shorts, a tank top and matching head and wristbands.
#151 17 POINTS Generate an application form for the job of âDirector of Imagined Realities.â
#152 36 POINTS Write a poem in binary so that the zeros and ones also form a beautiful pattern.
#153 314 POINTS Secure a legitimate contract with any public or private space exploration company (Space X, NASA, etc) to send a payload into space containing a drawing and a message written on a single 8 ½â X 11â sheet of paper. The message must be addressed to the universe and must be written by a child. your signed and countersigned, legitimate contract by the end of the Hunt. THEN (and this is the only thing that you will be permitted to after the official end of the hunt on August 6th), you must evidence by email to [email protected] that your payload was successfully launched into orbit. Email proof must be received by 11:59 PM PST September 5th, 2016.
#154 93 POINTS Youâre on the 2016 Summer Olympics Trash Scull Crew Team! Build your scull out of trash. Your team of 3 rowers is led by a coxswain who bangs two pieces of trash together to keep the time. Row for the gold!
#155 133 POINTS Get a 2016 candidate for high-ranking national office (or someone currently in office) to say that they think preserving the habitat of the endangered Slangaroo is a top legislative priority. In the US, this person would need to be either running for President, VP, Senate or the House, or someone currently in office in one of those positions. In other countries it could be a prime minister (or a current head of state) or members of Parliament, etc. They must be candidates or elected officials on the national stage.
#156 107 POINTS gishwhes transcends the space-time continuum, bringing old technology to life in modern times to create cutting edge graphics! To demonstrate gishwhesâs ability to bridge time, create a program to display an animation of a gishwhes mascot using a TRS-80, Apple II, Commodore PET, or Commodore 64. ( You may not use an emulator. You must use the actual hardware, and the video must show the graphics playing on the screen of the computer in question.)
#157 21 POINTS William Shatner opted out of the Hunt this year due to âscheduling conflictsâ (which we all know is code for âtrouble in bromance paradiseâ). Help Shatner realize the egregious mistake he made by skipping the 2016 hunt by sending him 3 photo postcards featuring highlights of this yearâs Hunt experience with âHaving a wonderful time! Gish you were here, Bill!â a photo of the 3 cards stamped and addressed to Bill. You can all ask him for his mailing address on twitter. Heâd like that, Iâm sure.
#158 86 POINTS If thereâs one thing all of us over the age of 35 are nostalgic for itâs the rotary dial phone. We pine for that satisfaction of being able to insert our fingers in that hole and spin the dial. Help bring us back to those halcyon days: Make a smart-phone app that interfaces with a real, old-fashioned rotary phone. (Note: this must not be an app that renders a digital simulation of a rotary phone. It must be an app that somehow works in concert with an actual rotary phone.)
#159 56 POINTS Zachary Levi is one of a kind. But what would be better than Zachary Levi? A pair of Zachary Levis, naturally. Paint a portrait of Zachary Levi on a pair of jeans. (The jeans may be distressed, but the depiction of Zachary should not be.) Feel free to get Zachary to model the pants.
#160 84 POINTS http://gishwhes.tumblr.com/choosewisely
#161 127 POINTS Gishwhes is proud to premiere Amazonâs new shopping service, Amazon Reverse Super Prime Now On Demand Fresh⢠(ARSPNODFâ˘)! Forget the old business model of customers buying things from online megastores and having to wait for almost a whole day for delivery. With this new service, customers can now ship merchandise to any Amazon senior executive directly through our patented Swift Drone Delivery Serviceâ˘. With Amazon Reverse Super Prime Now On Demand Freshâ˘, the Amazon executives can receive packages from customers conveniently just outside their own office buildings in under one hour. Get Jeff Bezos or any Amazon senior executive to send you a timestamped email ordering a small, lightweight, used item from your home to be delivered by ARSPNODFâ˘. Using a drone as the delivery mechanism, deliver the item ordered to the executive (who must be waiting for their package outside their office building) office in less than one hour. the original order along with a timestamped photo of your happy customer with their item delivered by drone. Amazon Reverse Super Prime Now On Demand Freshâ˘. Itâs so easy!
#162 69 POINTS Here is your item: https://www.dropbox.com/s/367yaonidvn5rqb/slfwxuhsxccoh.jpg?dl=0
#163 114 POINTS Time-lapse this submission to 30 seconds or less. Set up a thin, flat, smooth, vertical surface that is at least 3â high and 3â wide, (it could be made from 1/8th inch plywood or a similar material that is very thin and very flat). Then, behind this thin, vertical surface, set up powerful electromagnets that spell a word or phrase (make sure to reverse or mirror the letters so that on the front side they are correctly positionedâthis might make sense in a second). Then, take a mass of iron filings (a minimum of 1 cubic foot of filings) and pour them through a funnel that is positioned at least 20 inches horizontally in front of the vertical sheet so that when the filings fall through the funnel they are drawn to the magnets and adhere to the sheet. Film the time-lapse as the iron filings fall and cling to the vertical surface to gradually form the word or phrase that the magnets spell out. If that doesnât make sense (and I know it doesnât), hereâs a little diagram for you: https://www.dropbox.com/s/bzfq2u32f4az9wy/diagram.jpg?dl=0
#164 17 POINTS We have Declared August 1st to be a new international holiday: Itâs Retro Twitter Day. Retweet something you posted 4 years ago today with a comment. Hashtag it #RetroTwitterDay.
#165 42 POINTS Few things are more wayward than dancing with wild abandon in public. You know whoâs super good at that? These guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elKgDE5gc9I Find them. Join them. Let them inspire your choreography and costuming. Bonus points for inducting innocent bystander or use of an obscure 80s alternative dance tune soundtrack. Dance like nobodyâs watching. Except we all are -Kim Rhodes
#166 32 POINTS Being #WaywardAF sometimes means being #BadassAF. Take a picture of you doing something you have ALWAYS wanted to do but were afraid to try. Caption your photo with a short explanation and post it to Twitter tagging @OfficialBrianaB and @kimrhodes4real. â Briana Buckmaster and Kim Rhodes
#167 46 POINTS Justin Guarini can be a âLil Sweetâ at times: http://www.dietdrpepper.com/?gclid=Cj0KEQjwwry8BRDjsbjMpPSDvagBEiQA5oW0nCKHz838Mz7MBDeTb_x_W9puq-FTaSHe9wyyAv2TwHcaAjEq8P8HAQ Using nothing but forced perspective and a disproportionately large, âweird, unusual or scaryâ object that you wouldnât want to be smaller than, make yourself look tiny.
#168 33 POINTS At Hope Chest they create butterflies and transform lives http://www.myhopechest.org/ Channeling your inner Monet, pen a message of hope with colored ink on a white bra. Then, channel your inner supermodel and stage a public photo shoot of someone wearing this âsupport undergarment.â (You may wear a shirt underneath it if you prefer and you must adhere to local laws. Please note that Gishwhes does not provide bail money.) Once completed, your image on the gishwhes website and also tweet to @MyHopeChest your awesome results on the final day of the game. Extra points for incorporating butterflies into the design. â Ruth Connell
#169 28 POINTS Time-lapse this submission to 20 seconds or less. Join The Hunt, and wear sensible shoes. Grab a friend and go for a walk. A really, really long walk. Unlock the 2.0KM, 5.0KM and 10.KM Poke Eggs and show us what youâve hatched. Capture the journey in a 20 second time-lapse video and to Gishwhes. Extra Points if you photo grab your hatchlings and ping @OsricChau with a map of your travels. â Osric Chau
#170 45 POINTS Everyone knows Gishers throw the most badass recycling parties. Invite ten of your rockstar friends to help you collect litter from a park, roadside location, or public space. You must EACH collect 20lbs of debris, and dispose of it appropriately. Show us a 15 second montage of the festivities. (Extra points for recyclingâ and donât forget, itâs a party!). â Lana Parrilla
#171 44 POINTS Time to prove you are the person Mr. Rogers knew you were capable of becoming. Ask an overwhelmed mom or elderly neighbor for a list of five chores they could use some help with. Show us that list and you getting them all checked off.
#172 41 POINTS Misha loves to travel, but between filming, gishing, and that thing we never talk about in front of polite company, he hasnât had much time lately. Help Misha out by cosplaying as him in front of one of the 7 modern wonders of the world. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New7Wonders_of_the_World No photo manipulation â you have to really be there.
#173 42 POINTS You may have heard about a little show called Hamilton. Lin Manuel Miranda lit up Broadway with his innovative style, combining traditional theater and rap to engage delighted theater goers with the story of historyâs hippest President. But that was just a big âwin all the 2016 Tonysâ ploy. We want to hear and seeâ in full costume a rap song about another historical figure important to you. Upload a 15 second video on the site AND send it to @Lin_Manuel.
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