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[starlightseraph]

credit: sculder.and.mully on ig

[wolfvsh]

𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄 ! capping at 4/4. 𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: flurry festival — let's party !

It probably came as a surprise to absolutely no one when a certain Stafford twin stumbled into the celebration, enough booze coursing through her rotting system to knock out a stocky horse, and an outfit so absurdly out of place it single-handedly shattered the Misty whispering-and-snickering record — a fuckin’ feat, considering the vipers that hid in the grass. Overcast eyes studied the scene, so saccharine it bordered on comedic — dangling lights, ice skating, live music, tight hugs and warmth. Girty scoffed, unscrewing her trusty flask and indulging in the bitterness. People were dead and buried, yet the rejoicing continued. She couldn’t help but wonder if they’d still be celebrating if it were their son, daughter, or friend lying in that hospital bed, waiting for death to make its claim — icy, spindly fingers tearing another beating heart from the chest of an innocent (but how innocent really?). “Well, well, well… Lookin’ at all these smiley fuckin’ people, you’d never guess there’s a zombie boy waitin' to see the light.” She turned to the poor soul nearest her — a helpless victim now caught in her nonsense — extending fur-clad arms in their direction with exaggerated flair. Dropping her head like a broken doll’s, tongue lolling out, she groaned, “Braaaains,” the performance might’ve been more entertaining if there weren’t so many curious ears pricked in the background — or if she possessed even a shred of subtlety, “Feeeeeed meeeee.”

[kerfuffleddingus]

I am having thoughts about the canary curse.

So canaries. We’ve all seen the posts. There’s a few that stand out to me, one being that the canaries didn’t actually die (or weren’t supposed to) . The guy that devised the canary method ( John Haldane ) was concerned for the birds welfare, so they had a little machine to revive the bird once it fell over/ stoped singing.

This is what’s happening for the first few deaths in the life series. Everyone’s being revived at this point, no one’s actually dying, but…. No one’s leaving the fucking coal mine.

A key point in using a canary in the first place is that it warns you, tells you hey this place is dangerous stop going!

They keep going.

Jim’s death each season (sans secret life) is the turning point because he’s the first one to permadie.

He’s not the warning. He’s the result of ignoring it.

[stellewriites]

really fucking grinds my gears how my dad knows just how to make me feel fucking guilty for putting up boundaries and saying no

[junkh3ad]

au where nathan and pickles meet in rehab and they both complain to each other about how much being sober fucking blows but they also heal together and grow as people. And then it ends tragically because i’m fucked in the head and i need the angst.

[bougainvillea-and-saltwater]

Gigigigigigi check discord there’s a present

ME BOTH WHEN I WAS JUMPSCARED BY THE ASK AND BY SAID PRESENT ON DISCORD... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

[snzyspencer]

random sickie rambling post

I have been so lucky to not have a cold in a hot minute but ironically just a few days after stopping my immunosuppressant medicine I come down with something. I’m hoping it’s just a cold, but God I feel awful. My throat is sore and swollen, I was getting lightheaded at work and I felt like I was sweating (it’s snowing outside.) I don’t have a fever but I’m sore all over and my nose has been so itchy. It’s hard for me to stifle my sick sneezes so every time I sneeze it hurts my throat and I get all sniffly. I’m honestly amazed I made it through my shift, at least I have off tomorrow…

[authenticcadence18]

I’m happy bc Phineas and Ferb doesn’t make me feel sad at the moment :))

[sleepy-seal]

it's probably nothing

[exopelagic]

okay I severely misjudged spaghetti guy he’s actually just really cool

[paging-possum]

I love ocd interpretations of things. I’m not going to talk about it in depth publicly. But know that the ocd lens can be soooo fascinating sometimes.

[whumpyourdamnpears]

“oh, man! I love having friends with stories! I’m gonna read them and then hype them up!”

and that, my friends, never happened

[zaidepersonal]

life is overall good but ngl a single straw could break my back any minute now 😭

[zappedbyzabka]

If any of y’all want to get to know me better, it’s honestly easier in the dm’s

[hecateisalesbian]

Bride Wars was a Bad Movie and here’s why

friendly reminder everyone has their own opinions :) if you liked this movie that’s fine but here’s my reasoning for not liking it. If you don’t agree with me then please don’t leave a hate comment. Be respectful if sharing your opinion :)

Alright. Let’s get into it. To summarize, Bride Wars is a Movie about two best friends whose weddings are on the same day and they have a big fight over it. It’s a romcom/heartwarming comedy.

so I watched it tonight and I’m not really big on watching wedding movies/romantic (comedy) movies, but I watched it tonight because my mom wanted to.

so as I’m watching it I’m realizing more and more how much I didn’t like this movie. To say hate is strong, but I was definitely a couple blocks away. My biggest complaint with this movie is the way that Marian woman describes getting married. I’m not sure the exact lines of what she said, but it was quite similar to this:

“The day a girl gets married is the biggest day of her life. A woman has not lived until she gets married. A woman is dead until then. You two are dead. Right now. [don’t remember her name lol] will die dead.”

(keep in mind I don’t remember it exactly but this was pretty much the gist of it)

so, a lot of things I hate in here. The first sentence, which I commonly hear A LOT in media + Irl, is already enough to make me dislike her. The idea of a woman’s wedding day being the biggest day of her life is crap. It’s basically stating that a woman is expected to be married, and that should be her happiest day. I’m unbiased about marriage. If someone purposed, and I loved them and was ready for it, I’d say yes. But if I end up not marrying ever that’s also fine with me. Marriage is more of a social concept. It doesn’t do anything besides making someone feel like they are taking a big step in their relationship or proving their love to the world, or whatever reason. A lot of times it also comes with tax benefits and stuff (atleast in America). Lots of religions have marriage in their books, and some even “require” it. There is too much hype and stigmatism around marriage and being unmarried. You’re expected to get married, for it to be the biggest, happiest day ever. If you don’t, you’re told slurs, not living up to expectations, etc. People, especially Celebrities, are constantly pressed about “When are you getting married?” Or “do you plan on getting married?” Whether they are in relationships or not, especially by Media.

So that’s already a major dislike I have about that little speech. The next part I’m gonna do fully. The “you have not lived until you’ve married” spiel. I hate that. PASSIONATELY. Hate that. It’s reinforcing the “people are expected to marry” times a million. You can live without being married. Life is not just about being married (or having kids or being in love. Love isnt required to have a good life. You don’t need to be in a relationship. I’m talking about romantic love. Platonic love is a good thing to have. You need it to live. Humans are social.) I hate that she says you’re “dead.” You are not dead if you aren’t married. I hate that. Marriage isn’t required, it shouldn’t be expected. Marriage is something you do for love, if you really want to, for your own reasons. You marry for yourself, and you shouldn’t marry for anyone else (also why I kinda hate public proposals. It kind of putting pressure on the person to say yes, and that is something I would hope my partner would never do.) That little minute long clip of the movie is already horrible.

but there’s more.

I think the whole plot of the movie is stupid. Two best friends, who have stuck by each-other side since they were little kids, almost break up entirely for a wedding? No! That should never be a reason to end a relationship. Never. But that was the plot :\. This movie really boiled my blood, and it’s really low on my list of “wedding movies I dislike.”

I think this movie wasn’t very good, and I strongly disliked it. However, it is my opinion. So don’t hate on me or be like “yOur wRong >:(((((” it’s an opinion. If you’d like to leave yours I’d be happy to hear it.

i might follow this up at a later time about how I would’ve liked this movie if this gets enough attention.

[cordrot]

okay i’m getting quite a large influx of new followers so just want to quickly put out there that i am going to limit the amount of canon portrayals i write with because i want my interactions to be meaningful and don’t want to double up on plots and things like that!! i also won’t be making a mains/exclusives call yet until i’ve had a chance to plot/write some more on here! happy to support all the portrayals but interaction wise, i will be limiting myself 🤍