#feed your cat

[allenasleepsstuff]

Silly trend with silly cat alien

[hafuowls]

[bamsara]

sometimes being busy we forget to get cat food before we run out and only find out in the morning when it's cat breakfast time, but the cats aren't upset because they know if there's no kibble then they get to have the ✨rare beef✨slices from the cold box until I can go to the store to get normal food

do you know how hard it is to prepare beef for cat consumption properly when all 5 of them are using you as a cat tower

[elshe]

✨“Can we keep them?!”✨

Except Hiccup and Astrid are the ones who would ask to keep them lol

Maybe just Hiccup actually.

idk these two kiddies are sooo cute. I love them.

[shotmrmiller]

ghoap having an obsession with your arse and how they look in ratty joggers like the first time they saw you at some corner store trying to buy scratch offs, or the denims you'd squeezed it into for the first date, the way it looks while you're on your knees, the meat of it bouncing against simon's hips with every jarring thrust (mouth wrapped so prettily around soap's girth, having to give it a rest every other minute or so to prevent your jaw from locking up) and the most exquisite of all is how it looks after the upteenth time of trying to sneak out their flat through the bathroom window (and getting stuck in it) because you'd come to get fucked for a night, not a week now turning two.

[ianblogs4]

Shang Qinghua wasn't handsome for any means, but he had his charm

He looked a bit younger because of his round face and small stature, that means that the Starter Pack™ for being an An Ding disciple that started to work close with their very kind shizun is that they must absolutely have a dumb crush, never a thing that stayed because the love filter wore off and they saw that their shizun had the same sense of self care than a 2yr old, and that translates directly to nothing.

The other disciples (who already passed the week and a half phase) would just half-heartedly laugh and tell the one that's in love that they should just drop it, "don't you see he's already buried in paperwork? He would be such an awful husband" and they criticize him in pajama parties, mostly as a joke of course because they hold no grudges against him, most of them owe him for their health in some way because he knows how to act quickly and obviously he's their shizun, a very good shizun

So when Mobei-jun comes into picture the teen and tween girls go crazy mad, "you can't take OUR shizun like that" type of mad. They seriously demand better and more courting gifts for his shizun because "look at his face, don't you think he deserves a bit more?" And Mobei-jun always falls for it, even if Shang Qinghua has tried to tell him to not do it or to try to tell the girls that he doesn't deserve so much they DON'T budge.

At the end, Shang Qinghua basically got buried in jewelry and other courting gifts before the full An Ding peak accepted it (because the 15 teens that started it dragged almost everyone else into it and they DO NOT feel shame for it)

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The idea I was going for is that after they stop liking him he becomes the trusted adult who they're NOT letting go from An Ding without putting a FIGHT

[foldingfittedsheets]

My mom has this awful friend, Cynthia. My loathing goes deep enough that I’m not even going to change her name. If she ever finds this she knows what she did.

On multiple occasions my mom asked this horrible irresponsible chicken brained woman to watch after our animals while we were away. I don’t know why once wasn’t enough, because the first failure was so spectacular that anyone in their right mind would know she couldn’t be trusted with any level of responsibility or direction following.

You might be thinking to yourself, FFS, this level of antipathy is surely unwarranted! But you’d be wrong.

To set the scene, we were living in downstairs of our house when I was about fifteen. My mom has always wanted more animals than can reasonably be kept indoors which is how we ended up with three cats. When she wanted to kick them all outside I protested, and so all three cats lived in my bedroom with no access to the rest of the house.

That really wasn’t great, so in an attempt to give them options we made a window cutout with a cat door in it to give them access to the outdoors. Looking back on this as an environmentally conscious adult it’s wretched, cats should be indoor only, but at the time I was desperate to give them some freedom because one bedroom is too small for three cats.

So my parents and I went on a week long trip to visit family out of state. We told Cynthia to come feed and water the cats, and to scoop the litter box. Most importantly, don’t lock the handle of the door, because we only have the key to the deadbolt.

I’m sure you can see where this is going.

Cynthia locked us out. We arrived home after 12 hours on the road, desperate for the comfort of our own beds. We were met with an unyielding door. With a sigh I volunteered, “I can punch in the cat door and climb in the window.”

I slipped behind the bamboo outside my window and pushed in the cutout. A horrible insidious reek wafted out at me. I paused, prickling with foreboding. But I had a job to do, and by god I’d see it through. I hefted myself up into the window and my hand immediately landed in something wet.

Skin crawling, I pulled myself up and surveyed the darkened room as a miserable odor of decay and suffering poured out of the room around me. I could see dark shapes littering the carpet and it didn’t take a genius to guess that the cats had taken up hunting in a big way during my absence.

I pulled my hand out of the pile of vomit it had landed in and dropped into my onetime bedroom turned now into a hellpit of decomposing wretchedness. I turned on the light. I wished I had not turned on the light.

My eyes scanned across the floor, tallying as they went. Two dead birds, a dead baby rabbit, five dead mice, and one dead snake. I paused on my alarm clock, perplexed to see a stain of white on it. I stepped closer and saw a furtive movement.

The tally suddenly contained also: one live bird that had shit in several places, probably in pure terror to find itself trapped in a room littered with decomposing woodland creatures, which honestly, fair. I coaxed it out the window and finished the survey with five discrete piles of vomit.

I unlocked the door and let my parents in. They exclaimed in disgust at the horrible smell. We stood together in my doorway floored by the magnitude of neglect. The unscooped litter box was a subtle footnote in the tangible reek my living space. I disposed of the parade of ecological disaster, cleaned vomit, and scooped the box after a brutally long day on the road. The cats were fine, and happy to see me. They had a huge dish or food and water so Cynthia’s neglect at least hadn’t harmed them.

Then I slept on the couch while my bedroom aired out, the windows flung wide to dispel the uneasy ghosts of the hunted. I spent the whole night cursing Cynthia’s name for this evil she’d visited upon me. When my mom asked her, "Cynthia, didn't you see the dead animals?"

Cynthia responded, "Yes, they smelled so bad, I just ran in and out as fast as I could." I fully don't believe she did any caretaking, and I'm personally of the opinion that she locked herself out on the first day and never came back.

The next day my room had returned to a habitable level of smellscape and I gratefully crawled into my bed that night. I stretched out and froze as my foot brushed something cold and wet?

The final indignity: one last dead snake, inside my very sheets.

Fucking Cynthia.

[briseise]

hi honey!! how about cat + gem for the hermit swap ask gam? <3 love from tuna

u want kitty gem? meow meow meow meow? =^. .^=

[edmeom]

jjk memes pt.13

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 14, part 15, part 16, part 17, part 18, part 19, part 20

[m-kuprum]

smoke break

[sea-lanterns]

Xilonen and Dehya would be an absolute purr fest when they're both double penetrating you as you're sandwiched between them-

shh I know dehya isn't part cat but she's lion coded trust

Dehya can make up for not being part cat, by using a special cat-like strap on instead 🤭

While Xilonen is thrusting into you with her own spiny cock, Dehya can match her pace and please you like how a big cat would, by easing her own spiny strap into you and making you feel twice the pleasure with these two spiny cocks bulldozing into you.

Oh and they’re both so warm and comforting too, your small body latching onto Xilonen’s large frame while Dehya’s body engulfs you from behind in a fiery emittance of heat. Both women are just so strong and cuddly during sex, purring against your body so you could feel just how much they were enjoying it, as they fuck you between them and make your body bounce pathetically with each push 💕

[cikrovat]

[norakbubbles]

Guys...

Seriously...

They aren't even TRYING to hide from the allegations

AAAAAAA

THEY'RE SO CUTE

*flips table from cute*

Robin definitely knows 👀😂

You and me both Robin, you and me both

[baksuz-art]

Here's my cat 😊

that's 100% a cat, nothing weird to see here! certified meow meow🐾

[scoriarose]

Me: -sigh-

Sakura: JEEZUS WTF WAS THAT

The number of people who are convinced snakes are deaf and will try to argue with me talking to them is pointless baffles me. Stuff like this happens daily.

As many of you know Sakura is a little jumpy at even the smallest thing. I had a very busy weekend, and this is going to be a very long (under staffed) week. All I did was sigh and it startled her into fleeing. At first I didn't realize what scared her, then realized it had to be the quiet unfamiliar sound I made. She's not looking at me, and I'm not moving so she isn't reacting to any visual or physical stimulus. I'm not blowing on her, a sigh like that is done with a wide open mouth not "blowing" shaped lips, so you'd need your hand directly in front of your mouth to feel it. My face was at least two feet away, you can't feel air movement from that mouth shape more than six inches if you test it out.

Yet so many people, including well known breeders and at least one big well known snake YouTube channel insist they are deaf and at most can only feel deep bassy sounds.

But that's a pretty soft light sound. So either snakes can hear... or they are psychic.

Another interesting thing is when I talk to her she starts calming down, I wouldn't be surprised if she recognizes the sound, "You're okay" as I often say this to calm them. Both find my voice calming and comforting that they are safe. They rarely hood up anymore, but on the rare occasion they do, if I talk calmly and sweetly to them they pretty much immediately relax and that hood melts away.

[jessiesjaded]

I really, really wish people who don't have the capacity to properly take care of animals would simply accept and acknowledge that about themselves. This isn't even a post of me trying to be mean or judge anyone, I'm sure most people go into getting an animal with good intentions, but intentions and actions are different. If you don't have the time and the space and the care an animal needs, the animal will suffer. The fleeting joy of having a kitten or puppy or anything else doesn't last forever and they aren't toys to be put down and forgotten once you've moved past the inital excitement. If you don't have the ability to properly care for an animal, just accept that and simply admire them from a distance.