#february facts

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I have something to show you first, hold on... you might want to stand back for this, Cellbit.

Phil:

[hellboundhimbo]

WOE MEME DUMP BE UPON YE here’s part 1 lol

ignore the fact the last one is in a completely different format than the rest of them xoxo it wasn’t planned to be part of the dump but i figured id include it.

[bey-life]

JAY-Z addresses The GRAMMYS not honoring Beyoncé in main category awards during his speech tonight.💯

[amnhnyc]

🟣 Amethyst is a variety of quartz, which is the second-most common mineral on Earth. But what distinguishes the quartz varieties? The size of their crystals and the causes of their different colors. Amethyst ranges from pale purple to dark violet.

💎 But wait, there’s more! An alternative birthstone for the month of February is jasper. Find your birthstone, and so much more, in the Museum’s Mignone Halls of Gems and Minerals.

[d444lso]

since abduction magazine, vol. 23: formerly, grape

- magazine spread edited and interviewed by scarlett lankford - band photographed by india rivas

[vecnuthy]

decode

@steddiemicrofic June prompt: stuff || wc: 483 || G || established relationship, moving in together, language, Eddie being chaotic

Confused, Steve grabbed the keys he'd just set down, and -- yep, right apartment number.

When Steve had left their brand new apartment that morning, he'd known that Eddie and Wayne would be relocating their things from point A(ll yours now, Wayne!) to point B(abe, this is ours. Ours.), but Steve didn't realize--

"Eddie?"

The apartment had been completely empty that morning when he'd left for work, the mattress that Steve had tied to the top of his Bimmer ("I'm not sleeping on the floor.") and yesterday's clothes being the only things left behind. Now, however, Steve wondered if there had been some kind of mistake with a hypothetical delivery service that he knew Eddie and Wayne definitely did not hire, because there were mountains of boxes in front of him. Towers. A miniature King Kong would have a field day in this apartment, and Steve could only stare, overwhelmed by the amount of....everything.

Until, finally, a familiar head of hair popped out from behind one of the towers.

"Eddie, is this really-?"

And then Steve's face fell, lips pursed at the sight of his boyfriend, blissfully oblivious to Steve's presence, absolutely jamming to the music blaring from the headphones clamped over his ears. Steve bit back a laugh at the guitar solo that Eddie vocally mimicked with his eyes closed as his air guitar got downright shredded.

Eddie bumped into a stack of boxes, then paused, hands held out placatingly to the swaying stack, and said, "Excuse me," before he went back to wailing along with the guitar in his head.

Steve could have taken him right then and there.

He settled for a light touch to get his attention, since it was obvious that Eddie would otherwise remain oblivious to Steve's presence, but when Steve touched his arm, Eddie's eyes flew open and the guitar wail turned into a banshee shriek, his arms flailing wildly as he fell back and into a tower of boxes in surprise. Steve tried to grab him, but it was no use. He followed Eddie to the ground, and the boxes crashed next to them.

"Jesus fucking CHRIST," Eddie cried, starfished on the floor, his chest heaving under Steve's hold. "Damn, Steve, you scared the shit out of me. I think I just lost five years of my life."

"I'm sorry," Steve couldn't help but laugh.

Eddie, winded, grinned back then winced and turned toward the toppled boxes next to them. "Hope those didn't have records in them."

Steve frowned at words scrawled on the toppled box. "It says The Prancing Pony?"

Eddie relaxed. "Sheets and stuff."

Steve's confusion only grew when he saw other names across the other boxes, until he landed on one that said Rivendell.

He knew that name.

"Why is Rivendell on that one?"

"That, my liege, houses aaall of your hair care stuff," Eddie smirked.

"....Eddie, no."

Eddie grinned wider and winked.

[shakingparadigm]

It seems like Unsha is.... fairly tame? At least compared the horrendous feats of Urak and Heperu. He almost seems more grounded compared to them? Unlike Urak and Heperu, who are obssessed with winning to the point of trying over and over again, Unsha accepts his loss gracefully and moves forward with other things.

Ivan was a gift to Unsha's wife for her birthday. He chose children based off of their potential, and when Ivan showed the most promise he gave him full investment. Instead of forcing out Ivan's talent through more heavily abusive means (nurturing, it seems to be called), he brings Ivan to success through sponsorships, methodical marketing and exposure. Unsha considers the things he learned from being with Ivan and takes interest in what Ivan's thoughts might have been before death. He says that despite everything, Ivan was worth the investment and worth the loss.

I'm not trying to say that Unsha was a "good parent", he was neglectful to Ivan's personal needs and worked him relentlessly among other things. There definitely could have been more diabolical actions that haven't been revealed yet. He undoubtedly viewed Ivan as a product that he needed to sell (a businessman in all areas), but it's just interesting to note his differences and train of thought. Much to think about.

[petpetpinixy]

redraw of an old thing no you can't see the old one. unless we're friends and you ask reeeaaaally nice

[sirenaex]

Deuce: Oh no! Malleus overblotted! What do we do!?

Yuu: Don't worry. I have it handled!

Yuu: *Whips out a guitar* I love you bitch. I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch.

Ace: THAT'S YOUR SOLUTION?!

Ace: You have got be kidding me!!! Why the FUCK did that work.

Floyd: I didn't know shrimpy could play guitar.

Azul: I hate all of you.

[lesbiandardevil]

felmj doodle for i don't remember who suggested them for femslash february

[queerdiazs]

no matter HOW BAD 911blr gets always remember,,, 911twt is far worse

[royalarchivist]

Fit: *notices Pac is online*

Fit >> o///// Fit >> OI PAC Fit >> Looking good Pac, AWOOOGGAAA AWOOOGGGA Fit >> *slames desk* Fit >> *wolf whistle*

Fit: I'm a little bit extra today. 😌

[wuntrum]

cassidy shows off her new side wound tattoo

[ticklemewiggly]

buddy dawn my favorite sacrificial lamb in media

[emotinalsupportturtle]

Spotify wrapped is unlocking distant memories of.. February this year, when you see the peak listening month of each of your favourite artists and go "hmm, yeah I remember that phase"

[avanii]

Handmade Typhlosion plushies :D They're so soft and squishy, but firm enough to hold their shape well. I custom painted all of their fiery fur to look like flames!

A few of them will be looking for new trainers next week on Saturday 2 March at 8 PM CET. I'll post a link closer to the date with more information.