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[unhinged-romione]

Hi!! So, as you know, I really love your fics, and I know you've got a few WIPs going right now... Which one(s) are you currently most excited about? (I'm particularly obsessed with your "What If" Romione Kisses fic, myself, atm. 💗) Do you have anything in the works that isn't already published?

Ahhhh I was also planning on sliding into your inbox but you beat me to it 😆

Honestly, I'm obsessed with "What If" Romione Kisses too lol. I love everything about it—how easy it is to write, charting their evolution from cutie patooties to....well, you'll see 😏, that the chaps are short and do no more than what they're supposed to (i.e. provide a snapshot of quintessential Romione for a given year), how sharing every chapter feels like a celebration with you and the other readers. Aaaaand on that note, Year 4 is linked below 🤩

I'm also excited about my other published WIPs, Mine and Let's Go, but very challenged by them atm 😞 The rest of Mine is focused on Hinny; while I'm itching to share that story, I'm not nearly as practiced at writing Hinny as I am writing Romione. And with Let's Go, there's a lot I want to explore regarding feminism, race, and class in early 2000s Britain but I don't have the energy for that research right now. They'll both get done, just have nooo idea when lol.

As for other things in the works (I love this question sm), I have a Yule Ball AU one-shot featuring transmasc Ron for @hptransfest and I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED!! (Posting begins in June.)

I am also working on an unhinged, canon-compliant-but-stretching-it series exploring Romione from first year to their wedding. The first two stories I'll be sharing in this series are Inseparable and Secrets.

Inseparable is a multi-chap focusing on Romione's separations and reunions in years 3, 6, and 7 from a twin flames perspective. I plan to start posting sometime this month once Romione Kisses is over!

Secrets is a Romione wedding one-shot that was inspired by @romione-trope-fest (but didn't end up making the cut because it's wayyyy too intense for Trope Fest LMAO). My plan is to publish when Inseparable is done (hopefully in August).

Thanks so much for this lovely ask 💙💚💛💜

[unhinged-romione]

oh shit I was not expecting this to come out today 😍

Fic Title: Mine

Author Name: flaming-brown-witch

Selected Trope: Only One Bed, Soulmates 

Brief Summary: Could it be that Ron was kept intentionally in the dark about Hermione snogging Krum? Gryffindor girls are Gryffindors for a reason, after all. Chapter ½

Word Count: 3266

Rating: T for strong language and frank discussions of below-the-belt action, but nothing explicit.

Any Trigger Warnings: Ron being a sexist dumb-dumb

“Dean and I did it!”

Having not expected such a shrill declaration to greet her upon leaving the library, Hermione nearly dropped her loaned copy of The Companion to the Standard Book of Spells, Grade 6. She straightened up to find Ginny beaming at her. 

“No!” gasped Hermione after fully processing her dear friend’s words. Although Ginny and Dean had only been dating for less than six months, their relationship had been moving at quite a rapid rate. Still, Hermione never would have expected this. 

“Last night,” confirmed Ginny, her mug smug. 

“Well?” Hermione demanded as the two set off towards the centre of the castle. “How was it?”

Ginny’s smile faltered. “Well, it hurt. It wasn’t that great actually. But Tonks said that the first time is always like that, remember?” She adjusted the straps on her book bag and bit her bottom lip in giddy anticipation. “We’re trying again after practice tonight.”

Hermione tried to morph her features into happiness for her friend, but she had a nagging feeling that Ginny was making a huge mistake. Firstly, fifteen hardly seemed old enough to be having sex. Hermione had certainly been ill-prepared to even have that conversation when she was dating Viktor. Secondly, Hermione had a strong suspicion that Ginny’s decision to lose her virginity had less to do with her boyfriend than with one of his roommates. As Hermione’s uni-aged cousin, Patricia, often says: the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. 

Ginny could sense Hermione’s internal struggles for her smile faltered again. “Aren’t you happy for me?”

Hermione forced a smile and extended a comforting arm. “I’m happy as long as you’re happy. I’m just a bit surprised. I’d sort of always thought you’d save yourself for…”

Ginny’s eyes narrowed. “Unlike you, Hermione, I don’t have patience for a boy who will never see me as the goddess that I am.” She punctuated her words with a dramatic sweep of her hand over her body before waving it dismissively. “Or whatever rubbish they’re peddling in Witch Weekly these days.“ 

Ginny stared ahead as they walked, her face serious. “I like Dean a lot. Way more than Michael. I might even love him.”

Hermione observed Ginny’s forced determination with a pang, even more certain of her suspicions. But it was Ginny’s life after all. Hermione could provide all the advice in the world, but Ginny was ultimately responsible for her decisions. The most Hermione could do was be supportive. 

“Speaking of boys failing to see goddesses,” said Hermione, “you’d better be careful that Ron doesn’t find out.”

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[supercreig]

Not me being tempted to make a (side)blog for Kenny/Mysterion

[ursemma]

No one noticed- LH44

ლ LH44 × reader

Summary you've always been abandoned by the people, but you've always thought that Lewis would never do such thing to you; but hey they've warned you never fall inlove with athletes, they'll love their sport more than you.

Warnings: angst, pregnency, heartbreak (lmk if I've missed something), Rushed like alooot.

Loosely based on 'No one noticed' by 'the Marias.'

A barren land, that's what you've been since childhood. Abandoned by many, never taken cared of by anyone. That changed when your bestfriend who now is your fbw walked into your life. He changed the way you felt about yourself, or atleast he thought so.

It was casual, you told yourself, but look it's classic to fall for your friend with benefits, and it's tried and tested that no matter what you do, you'll end up loving that person. Specially for someone like you, whose love language is physical touch, what else can you expect from it?

Every morning he leaves, you feel like an empty shallow vessel, whose void is yet to be filled. But you knew what you were getting into, they say onces you've tastes heaven you can't help but crave for more, and that's what happened.

Abu Dhabi 2021 grand prix was everything for Lewis. If he won that it would mean he would be able to claim his 8th WDC champion ship.

I sat in the Mercedes garage waiting for Lewis patiently, he was going to be devastated, and I was preparing myself for it.

He walked into the garage, threw his helmet in frustration, I went towards him and gave him a hug. Even though he took time to return it, I stood patiently waiting for him to feel better.

"it's so not fair." I heard Toto speak, as I let go of him.

"I know." Lewis responded with a sigh.

No one spoke, and there was a dead silence until he was called for his media duties.

"I'll meet you at the hotel okay?" He told me, and I nodded, as he gave a me a peck on the forehead.

At the hotel I was scrolling through the social media, watching some of our old photos, and videos, but I can't help but notice the comments underneath those posts regarding me, calling me gold digger, slut, whore, and what not, just when I was about click on them Lewis entered the room.

"hey you came back early"

"yeah, wanted to escape from the media duties, any way I wanted to talk to you"

"yeah? About what?"

"you know what we should end whatever it is happening with us."

And that sentence stabbed my heart.

"what do you mean?" I asked on the verge of tears.

"I mean that, look we both know I just lost my 8th world title. And I desperately need to focus more on the racing, and with that I'm not sure that I can give you time that you need. Because that would bring distraction towards my career, which I can't afford." He spoke while sincerely looking in my eyes.

"I get it. But if all those years meant atleast something to you could you- could you spend atleast tonight with me? Could you for tonight love me like I've always love you? For tonight only could you be mine?"

"I think I can do that"

With that our lips crashed, and we both let out our emotions, feelings, and unspoken words flow in the language of love.

Time skip (I don't want to write smut.)

We lay as we catch our breath, and he said "I love you, you know. It's just my career and stuff, and I can't afford to loose another championship. With that going on I don't think I can give you the love, time, efforts, consistency, and a happy family that you deserve."

I looked at him and said "I know. They've always warned me about being with athletes you know, no matter how much they love you, they'll always love their sports first."

He laughed "that's what they say?"

"hmm, and I understood it today"

He looked at me, and kissed me, it wasn't like something we always do, it was different, intense, filled with emotions.

"good night y/n"

"good night lou"

I woke up early, and decided to pack my bags beforehand.

He was still sleeping like a baby, it was cute though, I'll miss waking up beside him. Holding my emotions was a big task while being with him. And only I know how I'll cope with after I'll be all alone.

"ugh good morning" I heard him say

"good morning Lewis"

"packing already?"

"yeah my flight is in hour, moving back to Edinburgh you know."

"oh, I did not know that." I could hear the hurt in his voice.

"must have slipped my mind I guess."

"yeah, give me 15 mins I'll fresh up, and drop you to the airport."

"oh no, no need for that, I've booked a cab, besides you have alot on your schedule, go get ready for that."

"atleast let me grab you breakfast?"

"no no my cab will be here in 15, I gotta do my packing, the airport is about 30 mins far from here."

"oh okay"

With that he went to get ready. Sighing I decided to pack my bags and get ready for the flight.

It's been a miserable week if I'm being honest. With accepting my fate, to being sick all over the place.

Morning sickness, vomiting, delay in periods. Ugh my hormones have been all over the place.

On the top my house needed a makeover, it too has been miserable just like it's owner. I've spent my entire 4 years traveling with Lewis that I've neglected my house, just like the way I get neglected by people.

While cleaning my room I came across my old laptop, I quickly logged in, and decided to go through it.

I opened the gallery, and saw photos of Lewis and mine, some religiously taken screenshots of us when we used to facetime eachother when he was far away, and I couldn't attend the races because I was studying.

We used to do everything on those facetimes, from cooking, to cleaning, to feeding roscoe, and brushing our teeth.

I wiped the tears that flooded through my eyes, and immediately ran to washroom as I felt sick again.

Puking in the toilet sink, I broke down in tears, while laughing at my state.

I decided to call my friend Diana for help.

"hello ana?"

"hey y/n/n what happened you sound... not so good? Everything all right?"

I explained to her what was wrong and after a dead silence she spoke

"have you... Considered getting a..... pregnancy test?"

"what?!? Have you gone mad? That can't be happening"

"just a suggestion love, but hey look your symptoms matches and apparently you both had sex, that too unprotected it can happen"

"yeah I guess"

"how about I come over with a kit and we figure it out together?"

"I love you"

"I love you too darlin, I'll be there in 10"

I stood frozen looking at the test, as it came positive.

"oh my I'm gonna be an aunt!!" She looks at me hoping to get some reaction

"yeah ana, I'm going to be a single miserable mother."

"hey don't say that okay, I'm with you, we both will figure everything out, together."

"yeah"

"do you, perhaps want to tell him?"

"no fuck. I won't tell him. He can't know it."

"okay calm down we'll figure it out."

"yes." With that she hugged me, and held me while I cried in her arms.

2 years have passed and not even a single text msg have been exch between him and I.

But on the positive note, I gave birth to a beautiful daughter, named Charlotte. She's an exact copy of him.

Today Diana, and her boyfriend are taking me to the silver stone grand prix, do I want to go? No. But they told me it'll make me move on. They insisted on bringing Charlotte with us, because she's too small to be left alone.

I was walking in the paddock with them as I came across some interviewers, and fans asking me about Lewis, everyone knew that we were bestfriends so that was valid I guess. I ignored them, as I heard someone shouting my name.

I turned around and saw Toto making his way towards us.

"hey it's been a while."

"yeah Toto it's been a while"

"you came to see Lewis? Oh my god finally he's been acting crazy since you left"

"oh no I came here with my friends"

"oh is that so? Why don't you sit in the Mercedes garage then? All three- oh four of you." He said the last line while looking at Charlotte

"yeah sure we can sit in the garage" Diana replied before I could answer.

"perfect I'll do the arrangements for for you, and that is?" He spoke while looking at sleeping Charlotte.

"my daughter" I honestly answered, Toto was a father figure to me, and I could not afford lying to him.

"does Lewis know?" He concerningly asked me

"I'm not planning on telling him."

"got it, susie and I are there for you, you know? We'll love to get to know our granddaughter..."

"Charlotte, or Char, for short" I gave him a warm smile.

"yupp, we'll love to spend time with Char"

"I can already see her being the most spoilt girl ever." I laughed, and we made our way to the garage.

Char was awake by then, and she needed to use the restroom, so I excused us. The race was going to start in an hour and half, meaning I needed to be careful as I can't afford to run into Lewis.

We finished our buisness and just when I thought everything was going fine, I bumped into my worst nightmare.

"sorry- Y/n??"

"oh hey there, didn't see you"

"what are you doing here?"

"for the race?"

Char looked at Lewis and giggled, and I mentally face palmed my self

"oh my she's mine isn't she?"

"yeah."

"why didn't you tell me??"

"well because you perfectly made it clear that you didn't want a family, or me, or any of this. And you ended the last hope that we had?"

Hurt, love, pain, memories everything came back as I spoke. It felt like the knife that I thought was pulled out, and healed, was still twisting inside my heart. My throat was being strangled as I struggled to speak.

"I changed my mind the week you left me. I called you, texted you, e-mailed you, but you didn't reply to any of it."

"what? You texted me?, called me?, e-mailed me?"

"yes, I thought you blocked me so I didn't try again."

"I- oh my Lewis I changed my number, and the email I gave you was of my work! It wouldn't work as it doesn't exist anymore!"

"what?"

"yes you muppet!"

"Lewis, media time!!" Bad timeing surely has it's way to be seen.

"this conversation isn't over. Wait for me afterwards."

"sure, only if you make sure to win."

"don't test me darling."

Hope. That's what grew inside me as I watched the love of my life celebrating his p1, looking directly at me.

A/n : it was getting soo long, and my device is on 4%, and I desperately needed to post something before going on a ghost mode because of my examinations, just to let you all know that I'm alive.

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[godsandvillains-if]

Hello! I saw the ask about vices, and was wondering if perhaps workaholic could be a possible vice? Could sex also count as one, especially if you choose the fbw route for Stardom? And also, could MC have multiple vices? I absolutely adore your IF!! I have fallen in love with the characters (Stardom, Archon, and Mars in particular have my full heart - can you tell I have a type??). Your writing is amazing, sorry for such a long ask, and have a good day!

Heeey!! Thanks for the compliments 🤗

Yes, the MC will be able to have at least two vices at a time.

A MC that sacrifices their own health and rest just to keep patrolling the city nonstop or practicing magic and reading every tome and book they can find in Zodiac's library for days on end until they pass out from exhaustion? Yep, that checks out. Can't say the team will be happy about that, specially Zodiac as they take the role of the MC's mentor.

Sex can also be a vice. It can be done with Stardom if you choose that route or simply whoring around town with strangers or excited fans. The latter has obvious consequences, however. The MC can expect their private business to be exploited by the media in the worst ways. At least Stardom will be there to help the MC get through it, in more ways than one.

Thanks for the questions!!! 🥰🥰

[softly-potter]

Freezerburn Week 2024 - Day 1

Day One submission for fbw🔥 hope ya like it! Kind of my first time writing this pairing so I hope I do them justice.

@freezerburn-week

Prompt: skater x dancer

Word count: 553

Warning: slight injury

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"Good GODS that hurts." Yang complains, pressing the heel of her palm onto her forehead. Weiss tries not to roll her eyes as she carefully wraps a bandage around Yang's damaged appendage.

"I told you to be careful, didn't i?" Weiss snaps, and pulls the bandage tighter. "But no, you just had to attempt that new trick."

Yang had been attempting to land a Inward Heelflip for the past week, much to Weiss's chigrin and frustration. she had nearly landed it, until it had flipped right into her hip. The board had ripped her jeans and skin, the fabric sticky with her blood.

Now laying on the floor of their bathroom with her jean shorts around her ankles, Yang crosses her arms under her head and stares at the sickly white color of the ceiling.

"I was so close babe," She mutters, trying not to wince as Weiss cleans the dripped blood surrounding the damaged area. "so close."

"Well," Weiss sighs, clumping the now-pink tissues in her hand. "I'm sure you'll get it next time."

Yang grins and holds out a hand. Weiss begrudgingly smiles as she takes it, and Yang's grin grows as she presses a kiss to the girl's knuckles.

"C'mon," Yang says sweetly. "You can't really be mad at me when I'm injured."

Weiss rolls her eyes and stands, dropping Yang's hand lightly. "It's a flesh wound. you're hardly injured."

She picks up the trash and dumps it into the waste container before she flicks on the sink and washes her own hands. sitting up, Yang reaches into the tub and turns on the faucet of the shower. The spray patterns the tub lightly, bouncing like rain drops.

"Exactly," Yang says in triumph. She stands gingerly, yellow panties sticking to her hips. "So you can't be mad. So what do you say we forgive and forget under the shower?"

Weiss attempts an eye roll and a scoff, but she catches Yang in the mirror, the taller girl pulling at the hem of her tank top and the scoff dies in her throat. Yang smirks, pulling the tank clear over her head and placing.

"I-i um, have to, clean this up, get ready for class," Weiss Mumbles, avoiding the other girl's eyes. "i should-"

"That can wait. You don’t have dance rehearsals for another few hours." Yang murmurs, gripping Weiss by the hips and dragging her back, pressing her back to her chest. Yang smooths her face along the column of Weiss's throat, humming softly and Weiss places her hands atop Yang's wrist.

With a defeated sigh, Weiss turns in Yang's arms and kisses her hard on the mouth. Wrapping her arms around Yang's shoulders, she presses close, tries to keep in mind the wound on Yang’s side but when the tall girl moans, Weiss forgets her own name.

Slipping her fingers under Weiss’s top, Yank pulls the clothing over her head, and with expert speed, shoves Weiss’s skirt down to her knees.

“Mph,” Weiss says, her words muffled against Yang's mouth and she pulls away just an inch. “Let me.”

She steps away, letting her skirt and underwear fall and she steps out of them, grabbing Yang's hand. The blonde smirks as she lets the ice queen pull her under the warm water, pushing the shower curtain closed behind them.

[southangel]

•Introduction•

Request Status: CLOSED

•About Me•

Hello! My name is Rina, and i’m starting a South Park writing blog!

This is my first time actually writing without going anonymous, so bear with me!

Depending on how busy I might be, requests might be fulfilled either quickly or late. (Please don’t rush me!)

I am an adult in college, so just keep that in mind!

Of course, I will be saying MDNI but there’s no way I can for sure get rid of all minors, so read at your own risk.

•Requesting Info•

Of course there are going to be rules for requesting, so please read these and keep them in mind when Requesting!

What I write:

South Park (Aged Up)

Fluff

Angst (Maybe)

Smut

Yandere

Dark Themes etc. (Some only, some requests might make me uncomfortable!)

Both South Park Games (FBW & SOT)

Headcannons

Oneshots

Alphabets (NSFW, Yandere, etc)

Max 4 Characters on a request. (Make a separate request for more characters please!)

Who I write for:

Stan Marsh

Kyle Broflovski

Kenny Mccormick

Eric Cartman

Butters Stotch

Craig Tucker

Tweek Tweak

Clyde Donovan

Wendy Testaburger

More added soon!

What I don’t write:

Extreme Non-con, Rape, etc.

Piss & Scat kinks, food kinks, knife play, pregnant sex, phone play, toys (Thin ice), mommy & daddy kinks, etc.

Extreme Gore (Gore is Allowed!)

Racism, Homophobia, Sexism, etc.

Male Reader (Sorry! Gender Neutral and Female is what i’m comfortable with.)

Specific Characteristics (Some are okay, but I want everyone to be able to read my work!)

Character x Character (Poly with Reader is fine!)

•Links & Extra•

Masterlist (lmk if it takes you out on mobile!)

Yandere Alphabet (not my work, credits to original writer)

Smut Alphabet (not my work, credits to original writer)

Prompts (WIP)

Anon Claims: ⚡️anon

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[muttsterion]

Hi there! Been a long time lurker for a while but I gotta say, your theories and headcanons about Kenny are immaculate 🙏🏻😩 specifically the ones surrounding his immortality. I really wish we were given more about his curse, there isn't enough content about it! I know that's part of the mystery and one of the many reasons why Kenny is so awesome, but even a few crumbs here and there would be so appreciated 😭. The super-hero trilogy and FBW are my favourite because of the focus on Kenny's powers and how it could be connected to the Cthulu Mythos. It's even inspired me to write my own fic about it. And looking towards your blog ignites the determination I have to finish it! So for that, I gotta say thank you for constantly inspiring me with your own passion about this immortal boy! 💕

Hello! I appreciate the kind words and feel rather honored. :D I'm always happy and love being able to help inspire lore and creativity around the immortal legend that is Kenny. He's a character with so much potential and yet not as much canon time as we'd love for him. So it's fun that we're able to do it ourselves. I love how we're all able to come up with our own ideas and theories/headcanons for him and share them and build upon him. Showing just how much lore can be added to this character. To think he started out as the show's punching bag but there's just something about Kenny that some of us just loved and gravitated towards. The running joke that just turned into something so much more. I honestly really do hope we get another plot or episode or special or whatever that brings us back to Kenny searching and discovering the origins of his immortality. Until then I guess it's up to us fans to do something with his Cthulhu bloodline. He potentially has Eldritch abomination blood pumping through his veins there's got to be a demon inside him somewhere. Esp one that's possibly very angry with the curse the universe stuck him with…that's got to build up on something. Oh man just a plot where Kenny is at his most furious and reaching a breaking point cause he's just fuck this curse and fuck the world for not even remembering when he suffers and dies…ok I'll stop rambling though I still can't help but imagine that being the true reason behind Princess Kenny's betrayal in Stick of Truth. She just decided to take it out on us...ok I'll stop for real. XD But anyways I do hope you stay determined and are able to finish your fic! As you may have noticed I have so many ideas of my own but I haven't really written fanfic in so long…so good luck and keep me posted!

[gunsandspaceships]

MCU Timeline: Fury's Big Week

Fact-checking the MCU Timeline: Phase One

Now that we've covered what the movies say about when the events took place, we'll look at the timeline of Fury's Big Week.

For those who don't know what this thing is: it's a f*cking mess a connection of 3 movies (The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2 and Thor) based on the idea that they all happened at the same time (in the same week). The guy who came up with this idea is Brad Winderbaum, now the Head of Streaming, Television and Animation at Marvel Studios. And his idea basically ruins the timeline because it contradicts the aforementioned films.

What does Big Week tell us? That all three major events, based on the only date we know for sure (Tony's birthday - May 29), happened in May-June of some year. Which year exactly, Marvel couldn't decide due to their own mistakes in Iron Man 2. But in the end, they came to 2010.

Here are the actual timelines of the Phase 1 movies (according to the movies themselves):

IM1 part 1, IM1 part 2, IM1 part 3, IM1 part 4 (Feb-May 2008) The Incredible Hulk (Aug-Oct 2009) IM2 part 1, IM2 part 2 (May-June 2010) Thor (Nov 2011) Captain America: The First Avenger (Jun 1943-Apr 2012) The Avengers (May 2012)

As you may have noticed, none of these movies take place at the same time.

Let's zoom in and compare dates using timelines from the movies and all the sources that are considered canon on the Big Week: - The tie-in comics "Fury's Big Week". The source of the problem. - Connections in the movies. The second source of the problem. - Official timelines. There are several official timelines, and they are all different. - What If? Season 1, episode 3. By definition takes place in another universe. But I have something to say about that too.

Here is a table that compares FBW across various available sources. Red is where the timelines contradict themselves internally.

As you can see, when I said, "It's a fucking mess," I wasn't exaggerating.

The new official timeline avoids specific dates or time periods, listing "spring 2010" for all "events of Fury's Big Week," narrowing it down to only the "unspecified date" of Tony's birthday and that it all happened after May 5. And then it does this:

Ahem...

The idea itself was good, to give Fury a hell week by combining these three movies. But the execution was disappointing, completely disregarding what was shown in these individual movies.

So, what do we have:

If FBW is canon, all three movies couldn't possibly be from the same timeline.

Fury's Big Week tie-in is incompatible with any of the 3 movies. So it couldn't have happened in any of the timelines. Thus, it creates its own timeline separate from the movies. And What If S1:E3 is a branch of this separate timeline, rather than the movie timeline/s.

Okay, but what about the connections between the movies? We only have a few, and I can explain them without FBW.

There is no actual connection to IM2 or Thor in The Incredible Hulk. Only the post-credit scene with Ross and Tony reveals that "they are in the same universe", but it only tells us that this scene takes place after the events of the movie. That's all.

The only connection Thor has is its connection to IM2 through Coulson, who traveled from Malibu to New Mexico to find Mjolnir.

IM2 has the same connection to Thor. The movie itself only says that Coulson was "reassigned to New Mexico," without specifying the reason. And the reason could be anything. Post-credits scenes do not necessarily show what happens immediately after the last scene of the movie. It could easily be a year later.

This:

is not a connection, because the southwest region problem (Thor) hasn't happened yet, according to all the sources.

So we can, with a clear conscience, fix our timeline by splitting it and removing this stupid idea from it. This way we can get past the absurdities of Fury's Big Week without too much loss.

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Marvel Studios and the people they hired to write the timeline created a mess. And the reason for all these mistakes is simple - they didn’t think.

And I just want to say: Marvel, including this connection in your several movies without checking WHEN EXACTLY THEY HAPPENED was a huge mistake that ruins your entire timeline. It's not the death of the Anchor Beings that does this, it's your fuck ups. Simply because you're not taking it seriously and not paying attention to what you're doing. When you came up with this Big Week, you only had two movies. TWO. How much work is that?! Now you have a whole bunch of different MCU timelines. Enjoy.

[buttfrovski]

What's the best song in the FBW soundtrack and why is it the Mecha Minion Chaos Supreme battle theme?

I AM WRITING AN ANALYSIS ON THIS SOUNDTRACK!

that song in particular is what inspired me to write about it. who knew two wildly different genres of music would sound so amazing! and the time signature of the circus waltz while butters mecha minion swings from one side of the field to the other makes it feel like a dance.

the 80's crime drama synth in crooked cops, the power puff girls inspiration in the raisins girls, the classic castlevania-esque music for the vamp kids, and just... spontaneous bootay's theme in general. this soundtrack is AMAZING!

[unhinged-romione]

Check out my fic!!

Title: Mine

Rating: T

Summary: Could it be that Ron was kept intentionally in the dark about Hermione snogging Krum? Or that Ginny did a lot more with Dean than meets the eye? Gryffindor girls are Gryffindors for a reason, after all.

Other notes: Based on the song "Pussy is Mine" by Miguel because that song is Ron asf lmao. Also got lots of hot making out 💋

[unhinged-romione]

a little fluffy Romione drabble for ya by yours truly!

Before Daybreak

Fic Title: Before Daybreak

Author Name: flaming-brown-witch

Selected Trope: Only One Bed, Fake Not Dating 

Brief Summary: Ron and Hermione bask in their secret romance moments before daybreak at Grimmauld Place.

Word Count: 440

Rating: T

Any Trigger Warnings: None

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“Where d'you think you’re going?” mumble-growled Ron, throwing a heavy arm around Hermione’s waist and pulling her back towards him. 

Hermione grinned as butterflies erupted in her belly, still floored by the newness of their increased intimacy. 

“Back to my room, before Harry finds me here.”

Ron pulled her closer and snuggled into her hair. “Let him find you here. I don’t care.”

Hermione turned with great difficulty to face Ron. He opened a pair of bleary eyes, and his mouth curled into a content smile as his warm, large hand settled on her back. The dusky light just before daybreak gave his profile a bluish sheen. 

“Ron,” said Hermione sternly, “we had an agreement. We can be together as long as Harry doesn’t find out.”

Ron sighed. “I don’t get why it’s such a big deal if Harry found out. He basically knows already.”

“How would you feel if you were on this mission with Harry and Ginny and I was the one left back and you had to endure—?”

“Enough,” Ron said, turning on his back and looking sick. “I get it, I get it.”

Hermione propped herself on her elbow and placed a hand on his chest. “Look,” she purred, looking down at him, “we’ll just have to pretend through breakfast. Once Harry’s off doing reconnaissance, we’ll have the entire house to ourselves.”

Ron’s eyes sparkled dangerously. “I don’t need the entire house. I just need you back in this bed. Preferably unclothed.”

Hermione’s cheeks burned, and she snatched her hand from his chest. “Ron!“ 

It was not even twenty-four hours ago that they had decided to couple up. Although things had progressed rather quickly in that time, as evidenced by spending the night in the same bed, stripping naked still seemed far too out of bounds. 

"What?” said Ron with a bashful smile, flushing, too, at his own audacity. “You don’t have to be unclothed. I’m just stating my preference.”

Hermione considered him appraisingly. “I’ll think about it.”

Ron’s smile slipped off his face at once. His eyes widened. “Y-you will?”

By way of response, Hermione bent down and kissed him deeply before rolling out of bed and skipping to the door with her back completely to Ron. As she placed a hand on the snake-shaped door handle, she turned and flashed a parting grin to her newly-minted lover. Even in the limited light, Hermione was able to take in Ron fully sitting up in the bed, hair tousled and bleariness totally gone from his eyes, regarding her with wonder and hungry anticipation. 

Hermione’s grin widened as she opened the door. “I’ll see you at breakfast.”

[raine-blxssxm]

ATTENTION AMELIA + KENNELIA FANS!!!

I know there isn’t many of us at the moment (hopefully that’ll change as time passes by), but in honor of Amelia’s birthday (August 8th), I’ve decided to start an event as a 1 week countdown to her special day! I took inspiration from the creator of @tweekweek2023 (sorry for the tag! I also want to thank you for inspiring me to do this <3)

The event starts August 1st with the following prompts that you can either draw or write about! (some prompts heavily inspired by Tweek Week + You can choose either prompt or do both):

Day 1:

-Amelia dressed as your favorite character from your favorite musical

-Your interpretation of Amelia (like how u see her based on your headcanons and stuff)

Day 2:

-Favorite Amelia Variation (FBW, SOT, PD, PC, etc. + note about PD: Amelia’s design references for the Cowboy, Sci-fi, and Mystical units will be posted when I can finish perfecting their designs 💔)

-Amelia performing

Day 3:

-Genderbent! Kennelia

-Amelia hanging out with your favorite oc or canon character

Day 4:

-Free day (basically do whatever you want)

Day 5:

-Music Cover Amelia (draw Amelia in the album cover of a song that you think fits her)

- First date w Kenny

Day 6:

- Alt/subculture fashion Amelia

- Crossover Amelia (Amelia interacting with someone outside of South park)

Day 7:

- Amelia’s surprise party

- Amelia’s birthday cake

Again, Amelia’s references for adventure, mystical, and sci fi units in Phone Destroyer will be posted as soon as I finish perfecting their designs! In the meantime, I’ve attached a character sheet with Amelia’s main outfits and color palettes + a full body drawing of her Post Covid design to this post to be used as reference!

REBLOGS HEAVILY ENCOURAGED PLEASE PROMOTE THIS HOWEVER YOU CAN ❤️

Send me an ask if you have any questions about the event ^^

[starry--blossom]

Here comes Starry with another rp ask request will she ever stop and keep her promises?

Short answer: No.

I am here on behalf of my deteriorating brain to ask and request for some more South Park rp partners as it is still a huge hyperfixation for me and I can never find many people and the withdrawals of having to resort to character.ai are getting to me again soooo I'm asking AGAIN.

As I am 21, partners must be 18+ please I beg of you.

The characters get aged up to around 16-18, and fine with most topics because self projection is real. I am a semi-lit so I can write up to 1 liners to about a short paragraphs worth of 5-7 lines. Depending on how much I get given to work with. I get life happens but as long as communication is good and you don't fall off the face of the earth it should be fiiiine.

AU's are fine like SOT and FBW and others, as long as things are discussed first because some I feel a bit iffy on but I'm really easy going honestly. Also, I don't bite. As long as we vibe together I'm cool and I will probably attach myself very quickly LMAO

I can however only rp as Kyle mainly for long term because I've been rping as him for around 7 years all the way back to my teen amino slash wattpad rp eras... so I'm much more comfortable with him.

Ships I'm willing to do:

Basically anything with Kyle since I'm used to him the most. You can essentially be anyone and I'd probably say yes to it, we can figure out ways to make it work. As my whole flipping profile shows, I am a HUGE Kyman liker/truther/whatever so if you don't vibe with that just... Don't ask for it, as I said literally any Kyle ship is fine with me even if it's my favourite (besides Kybecca I have personal reasons as to why I don't vibe with that one)

I have a LOT of headcanons as well so if I bombard you with information I apologise ^^'

Sorry this is a bit lengthy but hit me up and I'll get back to you eventually. Mainly rp via discord so I'll give my info if someone asks ^^

Thank youuu ☆

[toxycodone]

there's a reason trey and matt are like...not promoting it with their names on it lol

there's repetitive fighting gameplay where the enemies say the same 2 lines over and over, you can't save mid game (meaning if you die or quit, you FUKCING RESTART COMPELTELY), the graphics and audio mixing are actual dogshit, and im pretty sure its gonna be one of those games that only makes new content via dlcs.

i bought the game and the first 3 dlcs because, much like you, i had such high hopes only to get. well. That. LMFAO

and the dlcs are like. clothes. i haven't really checked the new ones but one was a gnome dlc and. yeah.

(im not paying for any more dlcs and REALLY i need to play it to get my moneys worth but its sooooooo...........)

- 🏝️ (I FORGOT MY INDICATOR LAST TIME I'M SORRY :((( EXPLODES)

NOOOO THAT FUCKING SUCKS HARDCORE!!!! Dude the last game gave me such HIGH expectations. It’s legimayelt mind blowinf how good of a game fractured but whole is. i have all of thr DLCS and everything (THE FUCKING CASA BONITA DLC WAS SO FUCKINF FUN and im playing thru the camp dlc rn and the new final girl category is beyonf based. i love it.)

i cpuld write a novel abour fractured but whole. like. being the new kid and befriending everyone is SO much fun (im a new kid x mysterion supremacist now. like. i love tjem so much. you have no idea.)

dude also like here’s my new kid. Is it surprising they’re a furry.

BUT HAVE AS MUCH FUN AS U CAN W SNOW DAY. Waaah I’m so sorry about the let down. Ughshehshshhd im. Angry. The South Park games have always been so good

I need to finish the stick of truth, I was too crazy and jumped right into FBW lol.

But yes unfortunately I am a South Park enjoyer. Post Covid Kyle PLEASE HIT MH LINE.