#fax only

[kingdaddydaichi]

i love the haikyuu fandom. y'all are cool as shit, funny as hell, and sweet as fuck.

[fioblah]

love the taz vs dracula love! i thought i was the only one listening haha! hopefully we might see more art? i'd love to see you draw any of the other characters!

hell yea taz vs dracula ! heres a victor and a dracula for ya

[livwritesstuff]

When Robbie is in the tail end of her elementary school years, she starts going to a sleepaway camp. She’s around nine the first time she goes and she’s nervous at first, obviously, but she ends up loving it so much that by the end of the month-long program, Steve and Eddie practically have to drag her out of the cabin.

The next year, Robbie convinces them to let her attend the entire eight-week program, which means she’s gone practically the entire summer – a goddamn score, in their opinion, because it means they only have two kids to figure out what to do all summer with instead of three.

There is, however, an unexpected opponent of this – Moe.

Moe did not like not having Robbie around for two months, and she moped around the house practically the entire summer (Steve caught her standing in front of the calendar counting the days until her return at least twice). Rather than admit that she actually loves her sister and truly misses her when she’s gone though, she resorts to the only real solution to keep her at home – implicit manipulation tactics.

Which is why Steve overhears this exchange a few months before Robbie’s departure for her third year at camp:

Moe: I would never want to do something like that.

Moe: Like, you’re going into that gross lake every day and you can’t ever shower. You never change your sheets. There’s a million people all in one room.

Moe: It’s so gross.

Robbie, shrugging: I showered basically every day.

Robbie: And I changed my sheets once a week.

Moe: Whatever.

Moe: I don’t know why anybody would want to go to one of those.

Moe: There’s way better things to do here – you don’t even know, Robbie.

Later, Steve has to have this conversation with her:

Steve: I totally get that you really miss Robbie while she’s at camp.

Steve: And I know that two months is a long time for her to be gone.

Steve: But I gotta tell you, hon.

Steve: Manipulating her into thinking she doesn’t want to go…not the best way to go about dealing with that emotion.

[ballpitwitch]

PUP QUIZ with KEANU REEVES

“Who’s the puppy king?! I’m the puppy king!”

[good-to-drive]

George would have been such a menace if he'd been able to text... texting Tom Petty at 3 am to tell him he's beautiful and leaving Paul on read for days straight

[solchle]

I don't ask for much, but can you please make some art of Fax Machine x Elevator Speaker, Please I'm starved of them, and there is literally no art of them, please.

(I call them speakingfaxs by the way :3)

YEY this was rushed 😬 art rquest #7 :³ (i just used my old design for speaker haven't drawn it since then)

[moraxsthrone]

scent marking > anything else

i-

i...don't have a valid argument. you win. 🏳️

NSFW beyond this point. MDNI or zl's dick will shrivel up bc you're too young for him. possessive!zhongli. scent marking.

but being with zhongli at some type of event or party. and he's watching another dude chatting you up from across the room, but his mouth is just a little too close to your ear. so zhongli makes his way over to you and nonchalantly asks to have a word with you.

down the hall, he pulls you into a nearby storage closet and next thing you know your back is dragging up and down the wall as he fucks his fat, glowing erection into you. his mouth is right up against your ear, commanding you to tell him who you fucking belong to.

so with your ankles digging into the musculature of his flexing ass, you answer him in broken whimpers, "y-you, zhong- hhhah- zhongli! only you, baby!"

he smirks. "that's right. now to fill you up with my musk so they know that as well-" his breathy words are cut off by the choked grunt that forces its way out of his throat when his large cock starts to jerk inside you. "hnhh fuck, that's it-" he growls, "take it all."

with little regard for your own satisfaction, he buries himself to the hilt and empties the warm, creamy contents of his heavy balls inside your weeping cunt as they spasm against your taint.

minutes later, you're walking arm in arm with him as a fat glob of his thick dragon seed oozes from your still-needy hole, past your inner thigh, allllll the way down to your ankle. if another man gets close enough now he'll need only breathe and he will instantly be put off with the knowledge that you've been claimed and mated by a far more powerful male.

[ei-encora]

okay when i say "what adult swim did to metalocalypse is a travesty" i don't mean it in a "this is my all-time favorite show on adult swim and im still bitter about it 10 years later" kind of way, i mean it in a "mike lazzo fucked over one of the most popular shows on adult swim at the time, before the story had even finished, out of almost nothing but pure spite and pettiness against the showrunners, and the following actions he took after canceling it should never have been handled in the way that it was" kind of way

[deesi-academia]

Every man should aspire to be a man written by a women (fictional) and the world will heal

[pawbeanies]

today i learned that no matter how hard or how nasty or gross i fuck. i can never be fucked as hard as on July 19th 2024

[chaos-has-theories]

For the FURTHER record, you could also make a gorgeous Beamont/Villeneuve fusion Girl Genius Beauty and the Beast AU.

There is a castle with invisible servants (Castle Heterodyne). There is a monster on a hill (the ancient Heterodynes). There are two princes between which the lady thinks she must choose, even though she can keep both (Gil and Tarvek). One is good with words; the other isn't, and that one isn't fully human either.

It gets tangled up of course by AGATHA being the Beast, but don't you think that's beautiful?

[generisydtoo]

No one ate the flak jacket outfit more than Sakura during the war arc, and that’s a FACT

[pharawee]

My tumblr and BL holiday is probably going to be a bit longer because my internet is down. Again. Apparently there's return path interference (cries in cable) and they can't just fix it. They have to find the source of the interference first (which could be hiding anywhere in the neighbourhood).

It's a good thing I downloaded all the recent trailers and shows I couldn't watch so I can at least catch up and make some gifs.

They couldn't even give me an ETA. It might take them weeks. 😭

[sneez]

lord general fluffy now in high definition

[id: a digital portrait of a man in profile, from the shoulders up, facing left. he has long dark hair, a small moustache and beard, and a scar across his cheek. he is wearing armour, a white falling band, and a pale blue sash. on the right is a photograph of a gold medal showing the same man in the same position which was the inspiration for the drawing. end id.]

[bloodydeanwinchester]

omg just had a conversation with someone at my work who was born in 2001 about how when we were tweens/teenagers the internet was connected to the phone line so like if i was on the computer no phone calls would come through. and if my mom wanted to make a phone call i had to get off. she was so shocked and now i feel ancient 😩😩😩

[sighed-the-snake]

You know what Good Omens book character deserves more attention from fandom?

Crowley's unconnected fax machine with the intelligence of a computer (but not the computer with the intelligence of an ant).

We're all Bentley this, Bentley that, but what about the fax?

There you go faxy bby I'll just tuck you into the fanfic riiiiight there