#favorite textpost

[tasaq]

Anthy has bradycardia when touga has tachycardia

Anthy, being the most hated girl on earth and being torn by millions of swords of hatred, has affected her heart health. The swords slowed down her heart. If it beats, it remains unnoticed. She doesn't feel the beats of her own heart. All she feels is the pain of swords. Her body is not her. She's fully convinced that she's just a thing to own. She's viewed like a "doll with no heart," but i think it's just bradycardia

Touga's tachycardia could make sense. He has one abuser in ohtori, another one outside of ohtori. Half of his life, he was groomed to fit the standards of golden eldest son, the heir worthy of the kiryuu property. The kiryuu family definitely has very high expectations from him, so it leads to fears of failure, and then the fears lead to anxiety, and constant anxiety leads to tachycardia. I think he uses it to flirt with girls like "my heart beats faster when im with you"

[omegatomato]

"Thank You Baby Girl" IM GOING TO PISS MYSELF

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Yo who are these three yellow guys… why they so surprised! lol

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gil theres a space at the bottom to put the tags. click the gray #add tags and then type

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Thank You Baby Girl

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She Let Me Hit Cus Im Trapped In An Orb

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[everlarkyuri]

this picture changed lives

[sophiexteresa]

textposts + dead boy detectives screenshots (pt5)

masterlist

[whim-prone-pirate]

hey guys what do you do when you dream about a girl who doesn't exist. you meet her, she lives in your building, you and your other friend start to get to know her. your friend is kind of a dick, but that's just how he is. as you get closer with this girl, you start to convince yourself that you like her—you don't. you think she's gorgeous and you think you're supposed to fall in love with her, but you haven't. and in your efforts to love her, you do something that hurts her, your friend egging you on, trying to get you to go further, double down, and the girl pulls away from you. she doesn't look at you like she used to. she won't stand close to you and her new boundaries are clear—she needs you to keep your distance and you're not going to be able to fix this completely, not ever. and you understand that, and you're a kind person, so you are as respectful towards her as you know how. again, your friend is a dick about the whole thing, which doesn't make you feel better at all. maybe you shouldn't feel better. because you started it. you told yourself you were going to love her and you didn't and you did it wrong. and now that you've fucked it up for good, you feel yourself starting to look at her differently than you did before, just like she's doing now. but you're looking at her with shyness and gentleness and from six feet away, shrinking into yourself with a tiny glint of light in your eyes, while she stands stoic and tall, her eyebrows tensed and her mouth flat as you fumble your way through an attempt at aftermath-themed small talk, her responses short and clipped and knowing. she knows what's happened to you. she knows why you're looking at her like that. and she knows that you know that you lost your chance and you're not getting the same chance back and definitely not in the same way. and when she asks you for a small favor or wishes you well, you skip away, your voice soft and light and far too gentle, so fucking gentle, and you know that she hates you a little bit. and you know that now, only after, you love her a little bit. and then you wake up. what do you do then?

[pokeberry5]

inspired by those textposts about dick rocking up to the rest of titans with tim for the first time and kori et al. being like: is that the stalker kid???

bonus:

warm ups:

[murasaki-cha]

Part 2 of TCF textposts because.... ngl I might have a problem because I made over thirty of these in one go...

(First one is here)

[nyaagolor]

Kristoph is such a funny character to me. Imagine thinking you’ve committed the perfect murder and then 1. it doesn’t even work 2. Ur insurance kicks in but that ALSO doesn’t work and the girl doesn’t even die. Imagine spending all this time training a protege who then abandons you and puts you in jail after talking to your kinda-sorta-not-boyfriend for less than 5 minutes. Imagine spending seven years of your life carefully covering up your tracks and tying up loose ends and then you get convicted of two murders by a single 22 year old with an anxiety disorder and a magic bracelet. Imagine naming your dog “clams”. Imagine being able to levitate entire lobsters with your mind and then having your weakness be that you fucking suck at card games. I’m obsessed with this little blonde freak

[fleetn-crab85]

More MST3K as textposts because I don’t care if they flop and they’re so fun to make :]

[97-liners]

svt x screenshots of despair [4/?]

[tasaq]

Did you all notice that in AoU, saionji's hair is still wavy when anthy's hair is straight #misogyny

[uruwashi-no-nightingale]

i don't have a funny caption. i just think we should talk about him more

[axquiva]

[asterparfait]

three of them

[samscorch]

He fuckin that shit up!!! eat eat eat