#favorite!audrey

[hoodiehydra]

Using @pro-ups-spamton’s Ink Demon dad AU because I have 10 ideas about it but meh.

(P.S.: um, heyyyyy pro, I have no idea how to address you. Don’t be mad, um- I love your AU so much and I did want to ask you- uh, heh. Sorry. But I did see your FAQs and it did say we could write about it so- and if you do like this then I will probably write more.)

I used uh- the two pics with Fave having a tea party with Henry and Fave giving the Ink Demon that “U r purfekt” note (or whatever was on that note— I better go see again)

BECAUSE ITS CUTE.

Warnings: Swearing. Swearing, swearing and more swearing. The Ink Demon doesn’t give two fucks that Fave is a child who should NOT know how to swear. AND WHY WOULD HE?

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In the sepia walls of Joey Drew Studios, lurked creatures, horrifying ones, none of which anyone would ever believe even exists.

Within those enclosed walls, was a- tea party. Yep. A fucking tea party, which consisted of Henry, Fave (or Audrey), and the terrifying Ink Demon.

Sipping on ink-black tea and staring at Fave, Henry was trembling in his seat, so terrified he could shit his pants right then and there. Why?

The Ink Demon was looming over him like some crazy-ass stalker, huffing. No, I’m not kidding.

Piercing eyes glued to Henry’s back, the Ink Demon was fighting to not kill Henry— he did, of course, not tear Henry into two, but that was besides the point.

Henry, silently pleading to God to NOT let him die, reminded himself every 2 seconds, “Don’t fuck up, don’t fuck up, don’t fuck up…” Yeah, pathetic.

“Papaw, you forgot to stick your pinkie out!” Fave exclaimed, pointing at his fist, which indeed did not have a pinkie out.

Really, Henry? A child has better manners than you?

At the same time, his chances of living decreased as the Ink Demon narrowed his eyes towards the shaking human.

You done fucked up, Henry.

“Oh, right, where are my manners?” Henry gulped nervously, while instantly straightening his pinkie, praying that he would he spared another day.

The Ink Demon huffed again, not sure if he was upset he couldn’t kill Henry, or happy because Fave had “snitched” on him, in a sense.

Henry let out a silent, shaky breath after that, yeah, he would definitely need a trip to the toilet — what toilet?— after this.

Eventually, the tea party had came to an abrupt end, due to the Ink Demon dragging Fave away from the fun she was having. Apparently it’s Henry “being shady” like usual. He was never one for fun, honestly.

Fave wasn’t the most pleased, but she just gave a slight smile towards her “father figure”, he was trying. He really was. Very protective, maybe even overprotective sometimes, to the point where he wouldn’t even let others near Fave.

They would perish.

However, he really tried. Sadly, he himself never had any form of a parental figure, so he was so fucking clueless on how to even handle ANYONE, let alone a freaking child.

Fave giggled at his overprotectiveness towards her, and handed him a note.

“U R Perfekt” it read.

The Ink Demon sighed.

“You are an idiot.” He muttered, before starting to teach her how to spell, so he wouldn’t get such “shitty letters” in the future. His words.

Yeah, yeah, we all know you liked the note, Ink Demon.

Because he just slipped the note carefully away for safekeeping. Where no one knew, but him.

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I honestly expected more of myself, I won’t lie. But I did want to get it done since I was kinda excited.

I can take this down if you don’t like it, Pro.

[normasshearer]

FAVORITE CLASSIC FILM PERFORMANCES

AUDREY HEPBURN as Regina 'Reggie' Lampert in CHARADE (1963) dir. Stanley Donen

[eatfish42]

Happy Little Shop of Horrors day everyone!!! Here’s some artwork of Seymour & Twoey to commemorate this 21st of September 🌱

[cloudysfluffs]

If you do art for Little Shop of Horrors, I think lee!Seymour would be adorable :3

when youre trying to get ready for an interview but your strange and unusual plant is demanding attention 🙄🙄

[shortshowname]

Awh man I was supposed to just be doing a goofy mspaint doodle before bed what happened

[laurapetrie]

Dearest, dearest Audrey, you're lovely, talented, intelligent, distinguished, capable only of beautiful behaviour. You're possessed of all the graces and virtues including the rarest of all - simple kindness and plain goodness.

I hope all this praise doesn't make you become insufferable. - KATHARINE HEPBURN sends her regards to AUDREY HEPBURN

[roominthecastle]

[weaponizedmoth]

Hi, if the requests are still open how about brock sampson trying to trim audrey 2?(since it's implied he does most of the gardening at the venture compound)

...I got carried away.

[flopsybunnies]

Audrey Hepburn and Pippin for Green Mansions.

Photographed by Bob Willoughby in 1959.

[limbdolly]

Little Shop of Horrors, 1986 (details)

[hoodiehydra]

I have no reason doing this besides writing for fun.

ANOTHER FIC FROM @pro-ups-spamton’s LOVELY AU!

Warnings: Literally cussing and killing. THIS HAS HEAVY SWEARING SO I SUGGEST YOU SKIP IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT BECAUSE- Fave called Alice a-

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Struggling against Alice’s tight grasp, Fave was screaming and crying for help. Wait. Backtrack a little.

Fave was watching her “parental figure” chow down on the bodies and souls of some lost ones. It was disgusting, definitely, but nothing out of the ordinary.

“That fucking whore Alice giving me shit to fix.” He growled out.

The words processed in Fave’s head for a real quick second.

Alice=whore?

She honestly had no idea what that meant. Soon enough, she was hoisted up by the demon and carried away to her little den. Safe and sound.

Everything was fine.

Now back to the present.

Fave was wriggling against the strong force of Alice’s hands clasped around her little (child) body.

“WHO ARE YOU?!” Fave yelled out.

“Darling, I’m Alice. Alice Angel, and I-” Alice started, before Fave started to speak.

“OH, YOU’RE THE FUCKING WHORE THAT GIVES MY DAD SHIT!” Fave hollered, unintentionally giving Alice “emotional damage”.

Oof. Then again, bad choice kidnapping the spawn of a demon. Even better, then Ink Demon’s fucking child.

“Sweetie, where on earth did you learn those words from?” Alice was very concerned about the demon’s parenting methods.

“No matter. Once I rip you apart and sacrifice you, I will be beautiful again! And no one will ever call me a fucking whore again.” Alice declared with somewhat confidence.

Hah, yeah right. Bad move, Alice.

A large, dark shadow loomed over her, and some heavy huffing could be felt behind her. The sudden large and terrifying presence behind her literally shook her. Fave’s eyes widened with glee, before yelling, “Daddy! Help me!”

S h i t.

Cue the “dun dun dunnnnnnn”.

The Ink Demon yanked Fave from Alice, harshly glaring at the demonic angel. This was gonna get bloody.

Fave was placed back into her small den, before he started to uh-

How shall I put it?

Oh!

Kill her.

No she didn’t die, just… different. And by different, I mean an ink puddle which she would soon form back into herself again, but it would take a while, at least a week before she could do something again.

When he came back, Fave gave him a hug, wrapping her tiny arms around his bony leg.

The Ink Demon wasn’t used to it. He would never get used to it. He didn’t want to get used to it, so he lightly shoved her off, her landing on a soft, ink-stained mattress with a small “oomph”.

Ah well.

Maybe in the future.

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PLEASE HELP I KEEP ENDING THESE STUFF WITH SEMI-FLUFF EVEN AFTER SOMEONE DIED WTF

Ehhhh- hoped you liked it!

[canon-toaster]

mandated favorite trio in stroje ludowe (polish folk costumes) bc that’s just the natural order of things here 🫶

[fellowquestionmark]

《🌿Little Shop of Horrors🌿》

I absolutely adore this musical. I think one of my favorite things is looking at the puppet work for Audrey II either for broadway or the film and how people picture a giant plant.

Bloody version after the cut⬇️

[lollipopmixclo9]

T-Tarot Club | Lord of the Mysteries

I can't think of a quote for them but PRAISE THE FOOL! 🙌

[certifiedducky]

okay but imagine if zoe was significantly younger than chloe. like 7+ years younger, and audrey left so she could start over with a new family in new york.

because audrey would leave all the time for work, and also whenever she and andre had a particularly bad fight. when audrey left one day, chloe fully expected her to come back but the weeks turned to months and suddenly it’s been years and she never came back.

only for these paparazzi photos to surface of audrey with this toddler and she looks so happy. and adrien helps chloe get through it, because her dad won’t even comfort her because he’s pouring everything into his career so he tries to buy her happiness.

and when chloe’s 15 audrey comes back to paris with zoe, who’s just a 7/8 year old kid, chloe hates her at first. she sees her as the reason audrey left. but audrey’s still the same shitty mom, and chloe gets the chance to step up and be zoe’s big sister.

[whatsaudreythinkingabout]

spto coming out has been such a surreal experience bc before it came out i was like. the one roxie kinnie (at least as far as i was aware, i’m not doubting that there were more out there) & now she has like a million stans and half of me is like “FINALLY other people who understand her the way i do” and the other half is like “i liked her before it was cool. my blorbo. mine.”