#father paul headcanon

[mandowifey]

Nora, she/her, hobbies include sewing, cooking, baking, people watching and trying to control my hoe thoughts behind my cute face🤍

I'm cheating because I know a majority of characters you like. Love you cutie 💋

I assign you: Father "Paul Hill"/ John Pruitt.

Note: This is SFW, and not edited/proofed.

X x X x X x X

Ash Wednesday was a special event on Crockett island.

Folks bore their ashen crosses and funneled out of the church to partake in a sort of potluck feast. Almost everyone brought a dish, and this being your first time participating in the festivities, you did too.

You felt out of place amidst them all, your crossless forehead made you feel like an outsider looking in. As you place the tray of cookies down, you feel the sensation of someone standing near you. A gasp caught in your throat as you jump and place a hand to your chest as you turned and saw him.

Father Paul lifted both hands and smiled uncomfortably. "Sorry about that." His breath comes out in an awkward laugh, his lips stretching into a slight grin that exposed his lovely ivory teeth.

The expression tugged your heart and caused you to gawk as blood pooled in your cheeks.

"You're Y/N, right?"

He's talking to you, idiot.

"Hm! Oh, yes!" You push some loose hair behind your ear and shake your head in a smile. "Sorry, the sun must be cooking my brain."

Paul smiles again, rendering you weak in the knees.

"Tell me about it."

Quiet settles between the two of you, and your lips press into a line as you try to scrounge up a conversation topic. The Monsignor picked up on it and began to motion with his right hand towards the tray of cookies you brought.

"Kind of you to bring something." His dark eyes soften and he nods with his head in the direction of the opposite end of the table. "I'm not much of a cook, but I did provide silverware, so that counts, I hope."

That makes you laugh. "I enjoy cooking, even though I tend to lose track of time and burn things." You admitted with a soft smile. To your delight, he laughs as well.

"Well, some of us have a different calling in life. Maybe you weren't made for cooking, but for something else?" His angular brows lift inquisitively and he smiles.

Your face slowly burns a bright pink.

"M-maybe." You try to laugh and not let your brain wander anywhere inappropriate. He's a priest, for fucks sake.

After a moment, Paul turns his attention toward the crowd. The sun reflects in his eyes, brightening the normally dark pools. Some of his hair had come loose and dangled in short, curled strands over his forehead. Bright sunshine illuminates his profile as a look of deep thought crosses him.

You cannot help staring. It was useless to lie to yourself. You had been pining for Father Hill the moment you attended the first service. Something about the way he carried himself, wise beyond his years and always looking on the verge of tears.

A weepy priest.

"Well, I think I'm gonna steal one of these cookies and head back to my flock." His lips tug into a smile as his eyes fall back on you.

You freeze.

Oh no.

Mouth agape, you watch as he extends an arm and plucks a cookie off the top to carry towards his soft lips. What you see and what Paul fails to is the very burnt underside of the cookie. It wasn't intended, you simply had gotten distracted while baking and ran out of time to make anything else.

The sound of the crunch makes your heart stop beating. You stare at his face and watch the sudden upwards jerk of his brows. He hadn't been expecting that. His other hand comes up to cover his mouth as he chews. Paul makes a noncommittal noise in the back of his throat and you watch as he makes an effort to finish the cookie in one more bite.

Your embarrassment was palpable, and you silently wished the ground would open up and swallow you.

"Wow these are-"

"Don't. Don't say a word, please." You say as you bring a hand to cover your face.

The holy man laughs. "Not as bad as you think. It has a uniqueness that suits you." His voice was sincere.

Moving your hand, you look up at Paul and feel your cheeks burn. "Are you saying I share traits with a burnt cookie, father?"

The name slipped out and you felt your heart clench.

Paul stiffens and you watch as those heavy lids of his lower and the corner of his mouth tug. He looked like he was drawing closer to you, watching you with that onyx gaze.

That was when you notice the smudge near the corner of his mouth. "Oh! You got something, here." You tap the right corner of your mouth. It snaps him out of his trance, and his eyes immediately brighten again.

"Here?" He wipes the wrong side.

"No no, other side."

"Here?"

You laugh quietly as he misses again.

"Little to the left."

Paul swipes over his mouth, smudging it worse.

"Got it?"

Was he doing it on purpose? He was grinning at you, those shapely brows lifted, making his round eyes seem even bigger than usual.

"No, jeez, here-"

Without much forethought, you lick your thumb pad and reach up. Gently, you swipe and clear the smudge off the corner of his mouth and smile as you do. Then you realize he's locked in on your eyes.

What were you doing?

You're cupping his jaw and cleaning the corner of his mouth, except your thumb moves on its own now. You drag the pad along his soft bottom lip and watch as his pupils dilate to the size of dimes. The predatorial stare knocks your breath away. Who was this looking at you?

Paul's lips part just slightly and you realize you're still touching him. Before you could begin to apologize and withdraw, you feel the curl of his cold fingers around your wrist halting you.

He offers a smile.

"Thank you."

Then, his lips kiss the pad of your thumb and you feel a wet flick, then a gentle suck as he cleans the chocolate off your digit before releasing you.

At a loss for words, you stand in awe. Had that just happened? You can see that he's about to head off and you quickly find your voice.

"Let me make you more sometime?"

Father Hill stops and looks back at you inquisitively.

"Cookies, let me show you I know what I'm doing."

Your heart felt like a wild bird trying to escape its cage, and you wonder if he's able to hear it. Or if he could smell the arousal that had begun to build within you from the short exchange between you both.

"I'd like that." He nods, and you watch him wander back into the crowd.

Leaning against the table, you look at your thumb and then smile at yourself. What you had failed to mention to the Monsignor before was you had been distracted by the handsome priest talking to your neighbors this morning. Your eyes follow his shape as it mingled in with the townsfolk.

You promise yourself this next batch of cookies would have extra chocolate in them.

[cor-obscenum]

Father Paul with a cardiophile S/O - headcanons 🫀

Not self-indulgent at all, trust me /s

- Very soft about it. Like, silk soft. At first you were a little shy to bring up your little interest to him, worried that he would frown upon it, but he found it very romantic and genuinely affectionate.

- Reassures you that there's nothing sinful or shameful about it. Will most likely bring up the Bible passage with Jesus and his beloved apostle laying on his chest.

- When / if you eventually turn into a vampire, he helps you control your hunger by letting you listen to his heartbeat, as he knows it calms you. Pets your hair and whispers sweet nothings while you listen.

- Stays quietly in place for you to listen with your stethoscope, a very good patient. But very big on eye contact, smiling softly when your eyes meet.

- Will most likely ask to listen to your heart with the steth, as he’ll be curious about how it feels, since you look so happy when listening to his. Will praise you on how healthy you sound.

- A hard limit for him would be doing any of this in public, since it's an intimate thing and he has to keep the relationship a secret. But whenever his heart is beating faster for whatever reason and it's only the two of you, he'll definitely offer for you to feel or listen.

- His favorite thing would be sneaking with you behind St. Patrick's Church and laying on the grass under the moonlight, face to face with each other, basking in the sounds of your heartbeats and arteries.

[inky-here]

assigning each of the mercs a the front bottoms song because I'm insane about the front bottoms and also i sat through a 20 hour bus ride with nothing better to do

sniper - skeleton

demo - hooped earrings

heavy - be nice to me

spy - camouflage

scout - father

pyro - tie dye dragon

engie - outlook

medic - swear to god the devil made me do it

soldier - fairbanks, alaska

this is my personal interpretation, please do keep in mind that english is not my first language, therefore I might've missed some hidden meanings:)

(three more are in reblogs because i hit the audio limit for a post lol)

feel free to add more!

[snowvies]

𝐬𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐬 ❄︎ 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

you

𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬

𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫

[papasmistakeria]

Father Paul headcanon where in an attempt to connect with the younger kids on Crockett Island, he tries to let them play a religious video game during Sunday school. He found a game called FAITH and this dumbass didn't bother looking into it first and just assumed it's a cool Catholic game for the kids to learn

Several kids were left traumatized but more kids started attending Church cause they're afraid the UNSPEAKABLE would get them without the power of the Lord. As for Paul, he too was left traumatized and absolutely refuses to sleep without a gold crucifix by his bedside

[cuntghoulie]

𝙷𝚒 𝚘𝚔 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎, 𝚒𝚍𝚔 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗 𝚜𝚢𝚗𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 (𝙼𝚛 𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢, 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚕 𝚐𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝙴𝚃𝙲) 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙸'𝚖 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚗 𝚂/𝙾 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚎? 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙱𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚒𝚏𝚏, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚍𝚘 ♡

Slashers with an S/O into Modern Synth Music

Warnings: mention of nsfw

Bo Sinclair

- Right off the bat he hates it

- When you first played him some of it he’ll just scoff and complain about how bad it sounds

- He’ll immediately suggest to put His music on instead, because his taste is soooo much better

- But when you pester him with the music and make sure to play it to your hearts content…

- he can’t help but start to like it

- It reminds him of the music from his adolescence back in the 80s

- Usually he’d hate the reminder, but with your joy and the way you dance to it around the kitchen, he can’t help but smile

- Don’t expect him to get up and dance, though, he has his limits

Tiffany Valentine

- It’s not exactly what she’d default to immediately, exactly

- Though she can’t help but bob her head to it on the first listen

- After a while she started to like it much more

- Much more willing and less likely to complain when you play your tunes

- She will absolutely get up and dance with you, no questions asked

- Would love to go to concerts with you, and surprises you with tickets to your favorite artist for your birthdays

- Probably would want to get high while listening to it

- Don’t be surprised if some songs end up in a sexy time playlist

Father Paul Hill (not technically a slasher really but he’s giving me brain rot)

- If you love it, he loves it

- It’s incredibly annoying how he’s able to find something good in everything sometimes

- This is not one of those times

- Before you know it he knows the names of your favorite artists

- He went and listened to a bunch of their music so you could talk about it together

- It’s not necessarily his usual style, but he can’t help but like the syncopated rhythms and synthesizer effects

- He will buy you a sweatshirt with the logo of your favorite artist and surprise you with it one day

- Once you start sharing your music, though, be prepared.

- He will subject you to his favorite music as well

- I suspect he enjoys most kinds, though I also believe he has an interest in choral music

- I can’t explain it, it just makes sense

Patrick Bateman

- He actually likes it a bit, not going to lie

- Which is incredibly surprising to you, but he has rather good taste in music, and well he does love the 80s

- The synths really get him.

- But the second he hears a song he doesn’t like he will skip it, whether it’s your favorite or not

- What, you’re expecting him to be nice?

- Common, you knew what you were signing up for

- Unless you didn’t. Well, then jokes on you, I guess.

- Several of your recommended songs will end up in a sex playlist with this man, be warned

[soughtserenity-a]

Side characters

Summer Ellison, she moved out of town as soon as she could but came back after 8 years when her grandma got sick to stay home and take care of her and it came at a good time in her life with her needing to move out of her apartment the end of that year plus she didn't like the city life as much as she thought she would it's too loud and there are too many people and not enough connections to be made in her opinion. Everyone's always in a rush to get somewhere. She stuck around through the worst of it and tried to get any of her family to come by but they had their lives and didn't want to get involved. She was the one to plan the funeral and who got the house in the end she's always liked that house. before the bad, there was the good. regular church services with Father Paul. Reconnecting with old friends and old flings it was as if nothing changed and she liked that about her small town. She's currently working as a server at the local diner.

Then there are the siblings and her best friends Juliette and Everette Robbins.

Juliette is a lot like her, nervous to try new things, only more so. But if she's around people she can trust, she lights up like the sun. She's artistic and can sing better than most, but so far, she hasn't done anything with that talent besides performing at church and other random events around town.

her brother Everett stopped trying to stand out really young because he didn't think he was the smartest and had been drilled into his head by their drunkard daddy that he'd have to make a living with his hands so he does just that. Most of what money comes into the house they inherited in his passing comes from all the odd jobs he does which he's happy to do so his sister can focus on her education. I forgot to mention she wants to become a teacher so that's what she's going for. He's not so bad once you get to know him. He's sweet but rough around the edges. He's got kind eyes but a sharp tongue. An old soul who's all work and no play unless you drag him there to do it, he loosens up.

last but not least we have Irvin Whitney, the local sheriff. He's a well-respected, hard-working man who does more than he must in most cases because of how seriously he takes his job. He blew into town one day looking for a change of scenery, apparently, he got into some pretty dark stuff while working out in New York and was transferred for his mental health. They sacked him somewhere small, easy, and boring hoping it would take him out of whatever funk he was in, and in no time flat he decided to stick around. He's the kind of guy to be on patrol and walking through town and carry your groceries for you or help you with your fence if he sees it. he watches the kids and gets them home when it gets dark. He considers this town like his family as big as it is. he used to be married but what little he shares about it has led the gossip to believe it imploded before his very eyes. since then he hasn't been looking really.

@ner0tic

[roseguided]

jessica will always love paul more than alia.

[midnightmassheadcanons]

father paul cannot hit the griddy

[leotanaka]

the thing about paul & leo being so alike is that, this isn't simply a case of paul is who leo could become, the person he could very easily turn into and that he has the potential to be as much of a villain as his father is as much as it's a perfect demonstration that if paul wasn't the villain of the story, leo is who paul would actually be.

think of it like this: paul is the worst version of leo & leo is the best version of paul.

[sivyera]

Hii! Can I make a request please? Jacob Black and the fem imprint reader. The reader is a human.~ Thanks in advance if you write <3

ofc! i don't know any specific details so i'm just gonna write headcanons.

dating headcanons

jacob black x fem!imprint!human!reader

when jacob found out that YOU are his imprint, he completely forgot about bella

it was indescribable feeling, when his eyes met your

he of course started spending a lot of time with you and the rest is history

he's overprotective, he knows how vampires (the cold ones) are dangerous and it's also a wolf thing (yk what's his, is his)

he hesitated from the start when you suggested to see his wolf form but it took you few seconds and you had a giant puppy in front of you

he lets you ride on his back as he runs through the forest

he's extremely warm so you don't have to worry about being cold, he's always right next to you, ready to hug you and warm you up

he'd make you a bracelet with a tiny wolf attached to it from wood (ofc) it was precise and beautiful work, he put a lot's of love in it which makes it much special

you often help him with his father like when jake is not around and has to do some things like when he's out on patrol or when he's helping fix someones motorcycle, doesn't matter

so you often cook for his father (and for jacob also) or clean his house or just talk

but be prepared for a LOTS of cooking, because they eat a lot!

billy, jacob's father has a special place for you in his heart, you are very kind to him and you make his son happy, he really appreciate you a lot

others from the pack also loves you, especially emily

baking with emily every sunday became a tradition and jacob always makes sure he's first one to taste your baking

but they also tease jacob a lot, paul does it a lot and sometimes it's too much so you have to separate them

the pack is your new family, they protect you a lot, because you are a human plus much younger then emily so

jacob often finds himself drained from the night patrols he sometimes has to take, so all he wants to do after them is lay down on his bed, wrap his arms around your waist and hide his face into your neck, which also happens pretty often

overall he's a real cuddle bug, he's like a baby sometimes; more like a puppy

you are his passenger princess and whenever you two are in his truck, his hand always finds it's way to your thigh

he loves forehead kisses, it's his way of saying 'i love you and you are safe'

whenever you have a sleepover, you will make pizza and eat it while watching some stupid romantic movie like the notebook, but he secretly loves it

while cuddling his arms has to be wrapped around your waist and your back has to be against his chest, that's the only position he feels like he protects you

...and he can reach your every body part

sometimes he teases you by slightly pinching your but and it always makes him laugh when you squeak and then hit his biceps

he rides you to school on his motorcycle and always picks you up after

sometimes you two ride on his bike through Forks at night, just enjoying the moment

[cynthiav06]

I can Almost imagine how Impressive you have to be To Pull THE percy Jackson. Like pulling any Demi-God is great but PERCY?!? The son of posiden?!? THE SAVIOR of Olympus?!?

I headcanon that Percy is really just out of Anyone's League And You gotta be Pretty damn Special to be able to Pull him

Like imagine Fumbling him or breaking his heart

THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN.

Like come on Rick you are telling me Percy the greatest demigod of all time Jackson has to be paired up with someone who has nothing in common with him, frequently condescends him, literally forces her own views on him, hates his father, has a mother who tried to kill Percy, is controlling and toxically possessive of him and most importantly someone who has completely different life goals than him?? It doesn't even make sense when you look at it rationally.

I think Rick himself was trying to put Percy down in post Son of Neptune books by making his personality all about Annabeth.

We are talking about the Savior of Olympus, the bearer of Achilles Curse, the strongest demigod, the man who denied immortality from the King of Gods, Poseidon's favorite son, the only demigod to have been approached by other Pantheons first and well respected among their demigod equivalents, the only male demigod to have respect of Artemis, only one to be favored by so many Gods on the Olympian Council and that's only pre-Heroes of Olympus.

The Survivor of Tartarus, the demigod whose blood even Gaia wanted to wake to due to his power, the first and only Greek to be made a Praetor and now two times savior of Olympus. This is all without mentioning his singular and unique feats, and he has many.

AND THIS IS WHAT RICK DOES WITH HIS CHARACTER ARC????

Had Rick not been so obsessed with shoving Percabeth down our throats, he could have totally made Seafam Arc, and all our fics would have not been fics. We wouldn't even have needed headcanons for seafam cause Amphitrite and Triton and all of Atlantis would have absolutely loved him cause come on, it's Percy. It's impossible not to love him. So let's assume that's exactly what happened.

So the whole of Atlantis, Seafam, and most of the Olympian Gods love Percy and not to mention Sally and Paul, who are also very protective of Percy.

The new Lord of the Wild is his best friend, The Lieutenant of Artemis is his other best friend and cousin, both the children of Hades/Pluto are his best friends/cousins, the only other demigod to be blessed by Poseidon with a rare gift is also his very close friend not to mention other members of the Seven also respect him greatly and owe him quite a bit.

Hestia, Apollo, Hermes, Aphrodite, Artemis,Hades, Hepheastus, and even Dionysus and River gods either openly favor him or have much respect for him. (Poseidon and the Seafam are implied, Bob and Damasen as well).

This isn't even taking into account all the pegasi and nymphs and sea creatures who love him and that he has a literal hell hound.

Percy not only has friends in high places and the favor of literal gods on top of being Poseidon's favorite son as told by Poseidon himself, all the people with special abilities are all close friends with him.

In Riordanverse, Percy is like the only person you don't want to cross like ever.

So you know logically if anyone needs an explanation as to why Annabeth isn't a good match for him and someone like Rachel would have fit much better. A mortal blessed with sight much like his Mother later turned Oracle of Delphi, the girl who saved his life in literally the very first two encounters they have, a girl under protection of Olympians and blessed by Apollo?

Apollo could have definitely waived the celibacy rule as there have been mentions of married women later becoming oracles in Greek mythology( May Castellan too if you count the books) and that the rule is only to prove devotion to the God nothing more. And if Apollo can't, then Delphi, who is a spirit older than Gods themselves, could just change allegiances. She once belonged to Poseidons' domain, so there's that.

But since I am biased in favor of Rachel, literally any other ship but Percabeth would have been logical and fitting and better off compatibility wise.

[papasmistakeria]

I personally think John Pruitt would've loved Veggietales

[my-heart-beat-for-anime]

Feyd-rautha x Atreides reader headcanons pt.1

Pt.1, Pt.2, Pt.3

- you first met when you were both children

- your father carefully observed the young Harkonnen who approached his little girl

- to everyone's surprise, you hugged him tightly and presented him with a dagger scabbard that you had sewn yourself under your mother's guidance

- little Feyd looked uncertainly at his uncle, who pushed him closer to the girl with his meaty hand

- with a small blush he thrust into her hand a necklace with a black stone that had been roughly worked by the boy's hand

- the girl lit up and started showing the gift to her twin with enthusiasm

- after welcoming ceremony the atreides twins and Feyd set out to explore the beaches of Caladana in search of seashells

- in the heat of the game the little princess cut her knee on a pointed stone in the sand

- little Paul immediately ran back to the family mansion to tell his parents what happened and Feyd slowly carried you back on his back, all the while saying that you shouldn't cry like a little baby over a small scratch

- when House Harkonnen was leaving you waved sadly to the little boy you had grown so fond of and who had promised to come back for you

-the second time you saw each other was three days before your wedding, which took place on Geidi Prime

- when your family landed on the planet you were greeted by the sight of a man you didn't recognize, the only clue that it was Feyd was the scabbard you which you made for him and which he now has to strap on his hip

- Even Feyd-Rautha didn't recognize his bride instead of a smiling little girl he saw a confident woman who looked strikingly like the mermaids you told him about and again what gave you away was the necklace, he made for you, around your neck

- ahh how he wished instead of the necklace it was his hand holding onto your neck during the waves of pleasure he was going to cause you when you were his

- his gaze fixed on the man who was standing behind you, he didn't like how he whispered something in your ear, you giggled, he didn't like how close he was standing behind you

- as you walked up to him he gently kissed your hand but as soon as you were about to pull your hand back Feyd gripped it tightly and slowly licked your wrist while maintaining eye contact with you

- chtěl dát najevo, že jsi jeho od chvíle, kdy jsi nasadil ten náhrdelník

Pt.2???

[digital-roots]

Miscellaneous Hatchetfield headcanons (mostly family related)

- Richie's deepest darkest secret is that for a few years when he was little, he and his mom lived in Clivesdale.

- Richie and Trevor are twins separated from birth parent trap style. Trevor was raised in Philadelphia before his dad moved backed to Hatchetfield, thinking his wife and Richie were still in Clivesdale. The two brothers have not interacted ever despite their proximity with each other.

- Gary Goldstein is actually a clone of Paul, the first one ever made long before they started to make the others for the moon colonies. He escaped and changed his identity, went to law school in another state, and came back to be a sleazy attorney for very rich clients. Said rich clients include Linda Monroe, who he had an affair with and became the biological father of Jordan. He's a deadbeat but he does treat him nicer than Linda's other sons when they happen to be in the same room with each other.

- Gary also does not like musicals but he doesn't make a big deal about it. His go-to coffee order is a large caramel frappe.

- Nora and Jane were actually really good friends, with Jane actually helping Nora to open Beanie's. Nora only gave Emma the job because she felt pity about Emma losing her sister.

- Sylvia is Karen's estranged older sister who cut off her ties with their family after being fed up with their obsession with purity and conservatism. At 18, She moved in with her then boyfriend at the time (they've broken off since then). Grace still prays for her sinner aunt to change her ways.

- Girl Jeri and Boy Jerry went to Sycamore High along with Mark and Karen. They did Bible study sessions together.

- Pete's parents have always had a rocky relationship and by the time Pete is 18 they're finally in the middle of being officially divorced. Pete would sometimes stay at Ted's shitty apartment when things got really messy.

- a lot of the teens think Pete is the owner of Pizza Pete's which adds to why they think he's rich. Max in particular makes fun of him for this a lot despite Pete trying to tell him on numerous occasions that he doesn't own the place.

- Pete and Alice were childhood friends but drifted away by the time they were in high school. They bonded over their shared love of sweets and dysfunctional living situations.

- Ruth had a HUGE crush on Alice, and both were a part of the tech crew in their school theater group. When she found out Alice was dating local stoner and rebellious cool girl Deb she wailed in the bathroom for a solid hour.

[ratsarecute4]

Some Hatchetfield Headcanons

Richie had a Warrior Cats phase in elementary school

Ruth owns a pet chameleon named Yoda

Max thinks that Pizza Pete's is owned by Pete, and that is where he gets the money for his rich kid bowtie

Mayor Lauter pays Steph's allowance in cryptocurrency

There was a month where the Clivesdale Chemists and the Hatchetfield Nighthawks had an even higher amount of hatred for eachother than usual. The Chemists accused the Nighthawks of stealing their mascot (they didn’t, the kid just moved to Hatchetfield)

Because of the mascot stealing allegations, the Chemists decided to steal the Nighthawks mascot for ransom, but they let Richie go after an hour because he wouldn't stop explaining the plot of One Piece

The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol

Ziggy owns a couple of pet snakes

The Smoke Club has a rule that you must wear at least one weed-patterned item of clothing to meetings or else you're out of the club

Ted is one of those guys whose bedroom has just a mattress on the floor and a TV sitting on a bunch of cardboard boxes

Also Ted gives big lives in his parents' basement vibes

Steph had a creepypasta phase

No one at CCRP ever knows what to get Paul for work holiday parties so now he owns a bunch of gifted mugs and he's starting to run out of cabinet space because he doesn't want to get rid of anything that was gifted to him

The Hatchetfield High theatre department has never payed for the rights to a play. The students don't know about this. Ms Mulberry is fully aware of how illegal that is but continues to do it anyway. Hatchetfield is a small town, they won't get caught. Also the theatre department has like no funding

Grace was a horse girl in elementary school and she used to eat grass

Charlotte sells DoTERRA essential oils on the side. Everyone at the office has tried to tell her its basically a pyramid scheme but she doesn't believe them

Miss Holloway was a famous rockstar in the 80s, but after she made a deal with the Lords in Black, her past existence was wiped from everyone's memories and no one ever listened to her songs again

Grace has OCD, specifically religious scrupulosity

Richie owns so many body pillows that he no longer has room for himself on his bed

Ruth and Sherman Young have beef with eachother from Ruth's middleschool My Little Pony phase

Kyle is autistic and I will die on this hill

Max's mom dissapeared after being crowned Honey Queen. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was layed off from his job

I just know Brenda and Stacy are super into astrology

Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as "cardboardcore"

Ted has one of these tattoos. He doesn't remember getting it and it took him forever to notice because it is on his back. It is a miracle that it never got infected