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localcanadiancreature62 · 3 days ago

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Wax'Pimm first time banging fic

(this is actually a fic of a fic. the part where O'Pimm pins that pathetic ass journalist to the wall and fucks him in his own house)

O'Pimm is getting ready to leave Thurburt's house after another Anti Cipherites meeting that only resulted in failed attempts to destroy the demon but was a fun time regardless due to the priest enjoying the company. He has all of his exorcism and religious warding devices packed up in his leather case,with his holy water salt as well as a handbook full of holy latin for handling the possession of any of his fellows plus he has already said his farewells to the other Anti Cipherites who have left by the time he finished packing up to go home.

But there was one thing he forgot to do before leaving,which was to address the elephant in the room regarding his sinful desire for the journalist in the other room who was cleaning up the lounge of the various oil splatters that Abigale caused while testing another one of her machines made to ward off William Lucipher.

The priest wanted to leave already so he could drink alone,but the naughty thoughts of Thurburt as well as the growing ache in his trousers prevented him from doing so. 'Why- Why can't i shake this feeling away?. I just want to move on with my life without getting killed for being a sodomite for fuck's sake. But still.. i crave Thurburt.. Oh bollocks,i need him.' O'Pimm thought to himself as he then put his leather case on the table and went over to the lounge where the smaller man he wanted so badly is situated in. The journalist perked up at the drunkard bloke's presence as he figured he'd be gone by now.

"Oh hello there O'Pimm,i thought you were already packed up to leave-." Thurburt says only for the priest to pin him onto the wall and kiss him before he could finish his sentence. The priest swirled his tongue within the smaller man's mouth as Thurburt groaned in delight as they lightly made out before pulling away. "My my Tinsley,i didn't know you were a great kisser~." Thurburt teases as the taller man ignores his comment while licking his own lips suggestively. "Shut up and let me kiss you again." O'Pimm replied as he then roughly pushes the journalist against the wall as he kissed him once more,the snogging being more intense as Thurburt kisses back and the two explore the crevices of each other's mouths.

The taller man then starts to bite Thurburt's lips hard enough to draw blood as he lightly clutches the man's posterior which caused him to loudly moan in response as O'Pimm pulled away from the kiss to put a finger on his lips to quiet the journalist down. "Shhh. We don't want to get caught and hanged now,do we?~." O'Pimm remarks as the smaller man nodded as he then slipped his tongue into Thurburt's mouth a third time,making out only to stop and start nibbling his face while licking it.

The priest left various marks on the man's face and neck as he tasted every inch of his upper body as Thurburt shuddered in delight as his trousers got wet with a substance. O'Pimm chuckled from this sight as he noticed how red his dearest friend's face ears and neck were from arousal,being amused at the fact that the journalist was greatly enjoying this as much as he was. He then finished peppering the smaller man's neck and face with marks as well as kisses as he then growled as he wanted to taste more of Thurburt,with the other man audibly squeaking as he heard his friend utter such an animalistic noise that shows just how much the priest is hungry for him.

"Take off your suit,i want more of you~." O'Pimm demanded as the journalist did as told and began to unbutton his suit vest then take off the rest of his upper garments such as his collar shirt and necktie as he became bare before the taller man while he had his back against the wall. The priest then eyed the smaller man the same way a predator would before devouring it's prey as he began to put marks on Thurburt's shoulders and collarbones as he moaned at the top of his lungs only for the taller man to notice this and forcibly cover his mouth with his hand as he kept nibbling at his body. He sucked at the journalist's shoulders hard enough to leave a mark as he then licked the sore love bites in order to not leave any blood behind.

Then he moved onto his torso as he bit and licked his chest while scratching his abdomen with his nails as the smaller man moaned louder from the pain. O'Pimm then kissed him straight on the mouth as Thurburt kept moaning as he quickly undid his own trousers which revealed the aching member that leaked with a substance. The journalist then pulled away as he turned around to make the taller man face his posterior as he panted like an unneutered dog while the priest raised a brow in confusion.

"What do you want me to do,Thurburt?~." O'Pimm asks he trailed his hand across the smaller man's behind in order to tease him. "Fuck me. I'm begging you. No more teasing." Thurburt replied desperately as the priest obliged and began to undress himself starting with his trousers then his holy robe. He then remembered that he needed some lubricant so that he can pleasure the journalist smoothly,so he then grabbed some holy water from his trouser pockets which he dabbed at the smaller man's entrance as he moaned once more then he put some on the tip of his member.

O'Pimm then positioned himself in order to fuck the journalist comfortably as he then rammed at the smaller man's posterior while he moaned loudly as he covered his own mouth in order to not get either of them caught. The priest rammed into Thurburt to and fro as he felt himself releasing as well as substance leaked from in between the man's posterior while the journalist kept moaning and then crying from the emotional intensity of the act.

The two kept going at this for hours until they both release at the same time,with both O'Pimm and Thurburt reaching a climax.

The priest then dressed himself while the smaller man put his trousers back on as neither of them bothered to wash up before leaving. O'Pimm then winked at the smaller man as he grabbed his leather case before leaving out the door. "Now i have something to look forward to besides those Anti Cipher Society meetings~." O'Pimm teases as the man's cheeks turned red in response. "Oh shut up. I'm not looking forward to cleaning up my face and torso with makeup because of your biting everyday." Thurburt remarks in slight annoyance over having to put foundation on himself due to the various marks his dear friend put on him.

"That's not what i heard when you were panting like a rutting feline earlier~." O'Pimm replied as he chuckled from the man's face turning even redder from his comment as he then left the building while Thurburt went over to clean his face.

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localcanadiancreature62 · 1 day ago

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Explanation of their dynamics:

Abigale and O'Pimm - They often gossip about the goings on in town,and about the other Anti Cipherites. These two gossipy hens are literally like modern teenage mean girls that talk about their friends behind their backs (Abigale: Did you hear that Jessamine talks about Horace snogging her in her sleep?. O'Pimm: *gasp* No way. Tell me more). The two consider each other friends,but O'Pimm thinks that Abigale is pretty annoying due to her being wayyy too into her interests in engineering and machinery however he tolerates her nonetheless (he can't handle her autistic swag 😔). Also they often argue about the differences of science and magic and about which one is better because O'Pimm is well-versed in the occult/spirituality due to being a priest while Abigale is an experienced inventress. Abigale is the only one O'Pimm trusts to hear about his terrible father besides Thurburt,as while she can't relate (her father was awesome),she is willing to be a listening ear to her friends' troubles. In fact she's SO supportive of O'Pimm hating his shitty father,that she personally went over to the man's grave and burnt his corpse with a match while then giving the priest his ashes to throw away (Abigale: Now you won't be haunted by his mistreatment of you anymore. O'Pimm: ... Thank you???). O'Pimm often gives the inventress advice on how to steal mechanical parts and also most essentials because he used to be a street rat that pickpocketed and broke into places for a living,which Abigale greatly appreciates as she's glad to have someone who can successfully grab the materials she needs for her machines without getting caught plus she can get some herself too with the priest's help. However despite how tightly knit they are,O'Pimm still can't bring himself to tell her about his sexuality as he knows that she'd tell on him due to her biases regarding the "normal" way to love as she may be aroace but she knows how love is usually like.

Abigale and Jessamine - Abigale merely views the sharpshootress as a good friend,while Jessamine is madly in love with her. Jessamine often writes love letters for the inventress and fantasizes about kissing her or fingering her while said inventress is entirely unaware of her dear friend's big gay crush on her. Abigale enjoys learning about the sharpshootress' various firearms as well as offers to improve them with her mechanical know how which she appreciates while Jessamine likes testing out the inventress' machinery and gadgetry for fun as she could use them to cause trouble like she usually does. Jessamine deems Abigale to be the one she could trust to talk about her troubles regarding her worth as a mere trigger happy farm girl and her father never caring about her,and Abigale happily lends a listening ear as well as a shoulder to cry on. Also Abigale often had Jessamine teach her some marksmanship skills so she could defend herself from William Lucipher and other unscrupulous fellows if she didn't have her machinery at hand,she's been improving lately. Jessamine spent a lot of her time with the inventress,her adoration growing with every hangout. But she couldn't bear to tell her about her true feelings,as she feared ruining their friendship. However one day she finally got the courage to tell her after she couldn't handle the secrecy anymore,she felt like she was violating her dear Abigale's trust by not confessing so she did. And Abigale rejected her feelings,as the sharpshootress found out that she's actually incapable of feeling romantic and sexual notions due to her being aromantic asexual,this absolutely devastated Jessamine and made her believe that she was a fool to think that anyone would love her. They still kept being friends but they stopped talking to each other for a while after the failed confession,which means that Jessamine became distant towards Abigale as she gave her the cold shoulder every time she tried to talk to her while the inventress has no idea what she did wrong (her autistic ass doesn't know that she just friendzoned that poor woman).

O'Pimm and Horace - O'Pimm is neutral towards the sportsman but he also has some disdain for him because of how similar Horace is to his shitty father. It doesn't help that Horace is pretty snappy and will often resort to violence once provoked,similarly to how the priest's father used to act. Horace however is also neutral towards the priest but he doesn't like the fact that he's bossy and always stops people from having fun,which is why their contrasting personalities lead them to often arguing. Also the fact that BOTH of them have anger issues doesn't really help with their already hostile dynamic either. Except the difference is that O'Pimm won't get pissy as long as the others leave him alone to drink his sorrows away but the moment anyone brings up his shitty father or pesters him one too many times,he's gonna lash out and start yelling like crazy. Meanwhile Horace is usually just aloof and grumpy but unlike the priest,he gets angry at the drop of a hat. And you can see how bad things could get once you put these two in a room together based on their horrid tempers. Plus O'Pimm thinks that Horace is stupid and he often makes it a point to always remind the sportsman of that by quietly mumbling something about the lights upstairs being on but no one's home whenever he's around Horace,which makes their enmity even worse.

O'Pimm and Jessamine - They don't like each other. O'Pimm doesn't like how brash and chaotic Jessamine is,while Jessamine doesn't like his no nonsense grumpy personality. Jessamine also often pesters the priest for love advice regarding her feelings for Abigale considering the fact that he had a wife,which intensifies O'Pimm's hostility towards her as she keeps interrupting his drinking time. Also O'Pimm thinks that her southern mannerisms and culture are annoying,he hates the way moonshine tastes which personally offends Jessamine. Jessamine on the other hand dislikes the religious traditions that O'Pimm practices out of habit since he was raised to be a holy man. She makes fun of him whenever he hangs crosses everywhere due to superstition or throws salt over his shoulder for the sake of warding off demons including Bill. Abigale yearns for the day her two best friends finally get along,although she believes that it's for the best that they stay separated because they're equally chaotic when they're together. As during the times when they DO get along albeit reluctantly for testing out Abigale's Anti Bill machines,they end up being a total riot whenever O'Pimm gets drunk enough to let loose while Jessamine becomes even more trigger happy than usual due to having a buddy to be her target and or accomplice in shooting people. (i did this one 'cause it's funny).

Abigale and Thurburt - Abigale is neutral towards the journalist while Thurburt thinks that she's annoying due to her being overtly enthusiastic about her machinery to the point that she literally comes to his house by herself at 3am so she could ramble about machines. However they get along as co-workers.

Abigale and Horace - They have nothing in common,so they don't usually interact. The two are neutral towards each other. They're friendly co-workers.

Jessamine and Thurburt - Thurburt bonds with the sharpshootress over their fathers never being proud of them and also having to work hard just to be on the same level as others. They often gossip over the latest news,with Jessamine telling the journalist about the goings on in town which he uses as inspiration for his copywriting job. The two are besties,really good friends. Also they complain to each other about their respective beloveds not noticing them (Thurburt with O'Pimm,Jessamine with Abigale). Like they only have each other to talk to about their gay yearning,as the others would immediately tell on them due to biases (like they're friends and they care about each other,but as weird as the Anti Cipherites may be,they still carry the biases that were forcefed to them their entire lives because everyone knows that loving the same sex is a sin). Thurburt deems Jessamine to be the only one that understands his insecurities regarding being the lesser one in comparison to their relatives,while Jessamine feels the same. This solidarity is why they're friends.

Jessamine and Horace - Fiddlestan but straight and also worse (i'm still workshopping these two lol).

Thurburt and O'Pimm - They are friends. They fuck sometimes. They are the only rational people in a group full of unhinged psychopaths (Abigale,Jessamine,Horace. The mfs who said "punch,shoot,remove" their own brains). They GET each other 'cause of having similar backstories and issues. They make each other question their sexuality. They're like Fidds and Ford but more toxic and repressed and more doomed.

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localcanadiancreature62 · 3 days ago

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Wax'Pimm dump

O'Pimm,a guy who's so obsessed with killing Bill to the point that it's ridiculous + Thurburt,a guy who just wants him to stop and finally see how much he loves him. Close enough,welcome back Fiddauthor (they're so Fiddauthor coded that it's not even funnyyy).

Their heights~ @chaseerr0rcode

Oh i found the old draft i had of their relationship back then when i first got obsessed with them. I still managed to put some parts of the old vers in the news vers lolll.

Waxstaff and O'Pimm dynamic:

They are friends. They fuck sometimes. They are the only rational people in a group full of unhinged psychopaths (Abigale,Jessamine,Horace. The mfs who said "punch,shoot,remove" their own brains). They GET each other 'cause of having similar backstories and issues. They make each other question their sexuality. They're like Fidds and Ford but more toxic and repressed and more doomed. (less rambly/vague version tomorrow).

Bonus - I think they probably end up together in a nice little farm in the middle of nowhere without any onlookers or pesky fellows trying to break them apart with their homophobic and conservative backwards views plus the fact that they're STILL considered the hated laughingstocks of america even after everything,but that only happens like WAYYYY after they deal with the Horrors™ (grappling with their general issues plus their trauma regarding Bill. they have a lot of shit to work through before entering a healthy relationship ngl. but since i will go insane if things go too slowly,this process will be described in like a whole wall of text and then not elaborated on further soon afterwards).

Also old "reasons why they have chemistry" reference i made for myself

O'Pimm and Waxstaff similarities (that i done made up lmaoo):

Daddy issues

Only sane men of the Anti Cipherites Desperately want to make a name for themselves after spending their lives ridiculed and shamed for being the "runt" of their families

Repressed gay

Terrible inferiority complex

Disgraced rich people cuz of their terrible dads indirectly causing their failure (i mean being a steel factory owner's son has gotta have some merit right?)

Cowardice (Thurbert believes himself to be a coward for hiding under the protection of the Three Idiots™ [Jessamine,Abigale,and Horace] instead of facing Bill head on like a man while O'Pimm believes himself to be a coward for not accepting Bill's offer as he would still have his wife if he did)

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localcanadiancreature62 · 5 days ago

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@chaseerr0rcode @aria-greenhoodie Look at my gays. Look at them.

Extra notes on Waxstaff and O'Pimm:

Thurburt is a bottom. His pathetic ass LOVES being under. Heck,he has had fantasies of WOMEN taking charge in the bedroom during his former relationships. He wants to get pegged sooo bad yet he doesn't know the term for when a men gets fucked lmaoo. O'Pimm tops. Something about regaining control of his life after everyone he had ever trusted ruined it (his shitty father, adoptive architect dad/boss,Bill,etc),also 'cause he wants to see Thurburt being even MORE pathetic. PERSONALITIES

Waxstaff - Bro is deadass just Shermie/Dipper. With him being pacifistic and chill and nice but also anxious insecure distrustful as well as desperate to become something else than just "the factory head's son". He's like if Dipper was more insecure and if Shermie was nicer without the sass. However he also isn't a pushover and one of the main reasons why he hates Bill is cuz he's fueled by spite,like i mean,getting mad cuz a demon guy gave him nightmares instead of the triangle giving him his journalism fame sounds pretty spiteful to me. Thurbert is the embodiment of "do no harm but take no shit". He's a nice guy,but even nice guys can become mean (worse than mean actually. downright asshole behavior) if they're pushed too far. Waxstaff may not have O'Pimm's spiritual knowledge,or Abigale's genius,or Horace's strength,but he is driven by sheer will and determination as well as ambition to get what he wants. Even if that means coupling with an insane gaggle of odd fellows that are probably all wanted for murder (Abigale Horace and Jessamine) with only one man among the group actually being sane enough to be of help (O'Pimm). He will kill that triangle and eventually get the glory he believes he deserves one day,no matter the costs (set pre society reveal to the public. oh thurbert,if you only knew).

O'Pimm - Husk. This man is literally Husk hazbin hotel,but not quite. Grumpy, apathetic,only cares about things if he gets to drink,swears a lot despite being a holy man,etc. Except unlike Husk,he has different reasons for acting like this. Instead of being grizzled by war and being a deadbeat gambler and a washed up overlord,his behavior is a result of being a product of child abuse and literally having to live on the streets at fucking 16 after his dad sold him to an architect guy who also fired him. He had it good for a while with a lovely wife a priest job and everything but like all good things,this had to end (for more trauma ✨). He's now tired and weary,he doesn't give a shit anymore as his only reasons for living are killing Bill and drinking. Priest man is going through it.

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localcanadiancreature62 · 5 days ago

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@chaseerr0rcode You have seen Horace x Thurburt,well i raise you.. O'Pimm x Thurburt/Wax'Pimm.

Soo Co-workers who are trying to defeat Bill to friends to fuck buddies/fwbs to situationship to ex situationship to lovers pipeline?. O'Pimm and Waxstaff start out as reluctant allies at first. They didn't think much of the other,with them merely thinking of each other as co-workers in defeating Bill. They barely even talked to each other or look the other's way,as they knew that they wouldn't see each other again after they have completed their mission.

Until they soon found out that defeating William Lucipher would take longer than they thought even with the Anti Cipherites' advantage in technology,as it wasn't just going to be a quick meet up like they thought. So Waxstaff and O'Pimm took the time to get to know their fellows and each other since they were gonna be around each other for a while.

They soon became friends and found that they really like spending time with the other. O'Pimm found that the nervous journalist wasn't as annoying as he thought while Waxstaff discovered that he had some common ground with the drunkard bloke. They found that considering their similar backgrounds and also.. that they both had some.. complications with their fathers (daddy issues),they weren't as different as they thought. And then the more they spent time together,the more they realized how attractive the other is. Waxstaff found O'Pimm to be quite dashing and he wanted nothing more than to scream the lord's name in vain after the man beds him. O'Pimm started to have unholy thoughts about the journalist every time he passed the room while Waxstaff began to dream up fantasies of the priest choking him with a rosary while also giving him a handy.

O'Pimm wanted to pin that pathetic journalist onto the wall and make out with him until they're both breathless,even when he tries to convince himself that he's straight. The two kept these sinful urges to themselves for a while as they didn't want to get arrested for sodomy. But one day O'Pimm couldn't take it anymore and he pinned Thurburt to the wall to make out with him like he always wanted. And they ended up fucking in Waxstaff's house while the rest of the Anti Cipherites weren't around,they were lucky that their fellows weren't present as being gay was a death sentence back in the 1800s-1900s. So they kept banging in secret.

Thus they became fuck buddies/fwbs while still trying to defeat Bill. Waxstaff and O'Pimm were an on and off thing for a while,as they fucked on most occasions as they helped their fellows come up with ideas on how to eliminate William Lucipher on other occasions. Waxstaff soon became enamored with the priest even when he desperately tried to bury these feelings for the sake of not getting arrested for daring to love another man but he couldn't help it,emotions weren't always his strong suit and so he coped with these feelings by writing love letters that the object of his affection would never see.

O'Pimm on the other hand,also loved Waxstaff but he heavily buried his feelings underneath layers of internalized homophobia as he kept trying to convince himself that he only loved women. Their feelings were left unsaid,as neither of them wanted to get executed for being "sodomites". Although despite this,Waxstaff slipped one of the letters into O'Pimm's exorcism supplies suitcase and expected the priest to at least acknowledge his admiration for him even if no one else will know about their feelings for one another. O'Pimm saw the letter,but he threw it away in a bin as he didn't want to be caught dead indulging in such a thing that would lead to him becoming jailed or worse,hanged. Thurburt saw this after the man had left the building after another one of their meet ups with the other Anti Cipherites,leaving him heartbroken over the thought of his dear O'Pimm not returning his affections. After the Anti Cipherites' fiasco of a conference,Waxstaff and O'Pimm didn't see each other for a while until the moment the priest ended up killing someone after William Lucipher had possessed his body once more.

This was the moment where O'Pimm began to visit Thurburt at the institution for pointers on how to defeat the demon once and for all. Although every idea failed but O'Pimm kept trying to gouge the journalist for answers until he eventually gave up on his final visit. Said visit was also the last time he ever saw Thurburt,as they had a horrid argument over their unsaid feelings for each other.

"I can't believe it. This minging creature is too strong for us mortal men. Nothing ever worked,not even Abigale's machinery nor your ideas. I'm starting to think that William Lucipher is undefeatable and that i should just give up on my quest to destroy him. Although i would never be free of the nightmares and possession if i do that. There has to be a way.." O'Pimm says in frustration while the journalist looked at him with adoring eyes but then he shook his head in order to focus on what the man just said.

"I believe that you should give up. Trying to chase something that cannot be hunted down no matter what you do will just drive you mad. In fact,being institutionalized was the best thing that ever happened to me because at least the creature doesn't come in my dreams anymore despite how tedious the days are here." Thurburt explains as he took an expectant glance at the re-ordained priest.

"Ah. Well i won't. Even if your ideas are ineffective,i will still try to find a way to destroy that beast. No matter,i should be going now. Farewell, Thurburt." O'Pimm replied as he then got up from the man's bed at the asylum and went over to the door only for Thurburt to grab him by the wrist.

"Wait- I have something to ask of you." Thurburt says as the half bald man raises a brow in confusion as he then stopped in his place to hear out his former Anti Cipherite fellow. "Fine. What is it that you have to say?." O'Pimm remarks in slight annoyance as he had a demon to catch. "Why did you throw away my love letter?." Thurburt asks while glaring at the other man as tears threatened to fall from his face.

"Oh.. That. Because i didn't wanted to get executed for sodomy." O'Pimm says coldly as he then attempted to walk away once more only for the man to tightly grab his arm. "No. No you're not getting away from this,O'Pimm. Why did you reject my feelings for you?. Do you not love me?. Was what we had just.. intercourse?. Was that your only use for me?,a worthless thing whose arse you could give a salad to any time you wanted?!. Was i nothing to you-" Thurburt exclaims as he started crying,tears streaming down his eyes as the priest started to get pissed from his accusations.

"ENOUGH!. I *DID* love you Thurburt,but what was i supposed to do?. I couldn't bare the thought of DYING due to daring to love another man. I didn't want to lose whatever safety i had for the sake of snogging you everyday. And even if we *did* manage to make it work,i would be looking over my behind every second so that we wouldn't get clobbered or detained for being too friendly with each other. I didn't want that for us,i didn't want that for myself. I would've gotten EXECUTED Thurburt!,i would get arrested beaten or worse,hanged for fraternizing with the same sex. I wasn't and am not willing to risk everything for a lousy faggot." O'Pimm explains as Thurburt looks at him in disbelief,gasping in shock over the priest not wanting to be with him.

"How DARE you!,you son of a motherless goat!. I wish you die of a thousand cuts!. I wish you fall in a ditch!. I hope whichever woman you decide to be with instead of me is never satisfied in bed!." Thurburt shouts as he voices his angry heartbroken feelings very clearly to the other man,who merely ignores his frenzied yelling and keeps walking out the door.

"Goodbye,Thurburt." O'Pimm says to himself as he quietly told his farewell to the journalist who was shouting like a madman in the other room,not wanting to see him again or indulge in such frivolous urges anymore.

"I wish i never gave my heart to you.." Thurburt says as he started crying once more,accepting his fate that no one will truly love him. And then O'Pimm lost his mind after using the Anti Bill Shooter on himself one too many times,no longer remembering his own identity nor his old friend/ex-situationship Thurburt as he then got institutionalized in the same asylum that his friend was held in.

But the moment his ex-wife Dorothy brought his memories back,he finally remembered EVERYTHING including the Anti Cipherites and Thurburt. He remembered everything,but the most particular memory was how he felt about Thurburt. An intense passion he has never felt for anyone else. O'Pimm soon came to grips with his sexuality and accepted that he was NEVER straight,and that he was only with his wife due to comphet plus the fact that she was a nice girl made him feel obligated to "return" her feelings for him.

He then devised a plan to be with his dear Thurburt without getting in trouble. He faked his death by pretending to get trampled by a carriage while wearing Abigale's padded suit invention underneath his clothes (which was originally used as a precautionary measure in case Bill possessed them and wanted to hurt their bodies. the suit successfully prevented that during testing) in order to avoid having to explain to his wife whom he remarried that they have to get divorced again because he's gay as he knew that she would surely tell everyone about his "sodomite" status if he told her about his love for Thurburt,his supposed "death" reached the press as everyone came to know that a valued member of the Western Holy Church has now passed soon after he got released from the institution which was convenient as he didn't want the church to find out about his sexuality as well.

Then he made up the identity of a woman called "Minerva Marsham" so that he could freely snog and fuck Thurburt whenever they're actually together,he even falsified a birth certificate and various other documents for this fake lady. O'Pimm was all set to finally be with his dear Thurburt,but he wanted to see how the other Anti Cipherites were doing as he worried for them since they were the only fellows he could consider his friends. And so he went over to check on Abigale,Jessamine,and Horace one by one.

He found that Jessamine and Horace were happily married as ragtag Bonnie and Clyde-esque bandits while Abigale was an established inventress living it up in the mansion and wealth that her dead (read: murdered) husband left her.

Then O'Pimm went over to the same address that he and the other Anti Cipherites ended up in all those months ago while dressed up as his female alter ego,hoping that Thurburt still lived there as he figured that the man has been released from the institution at this point. Thurburt was crying over his dear O'Pimm's supposed death a few minutes before he arrived,so he was quite shocked to see that the priest was actually alive. "Oh.. O'Pimm. Wh-Why did you leave me?. Why did you go to a higher plane of existence when i never got the chance to be with you,my love?." Thurburt says to himself as he started crying,tears staining the newspaper he held reading 'Tinsley O'Pimm,valued brother of the Western Holy Church,has now passed". He kept crying against the door of his apartment for a while until he heard someone frantically knocking on it. He then answered the door,only to see a woman that suspiciously has the same hair color as the priest.

"I- Madame. What brings you here at this late hour?." Thurburt asks the stranger as he quickly wiped off his own tears as he didn't want anyone to see him weeping so pathetically over another man.

"Thurburt,it's me!. It's me O'Pimm." O'Pimm exclaims as he then took off the wig and the shirt stuffed with hay to give the illusion of a full bosom as he revealed his true identity,with the journalist having his mouth agape in shock over the sight before him.

"I- Tinsley?. What- How- I thought you were dead. I was.. mourning you five minutes ago,it says here that you died in a carriage collision." Thurburt asks in confusion as he pointed at the newspaper while the taller man put a hand on his shoulder. "I faked my death, Thurburt. I used Abigale's padded suit as i laid on the ground to *pretend* to die in a carriage collision." O'Pimm says as the man looks at him even more confused.

"Then- Then what about the wig?." Thurburt questions as he eyed the wig and the stuffed shirt which the priest grabs in order to show him why he had it.

"This?. This is my womanly alter ego that i made whole documents for so that i could finally be with you without the risk of getting caught and hanged,my dear Thurburt~." O'Pimm explains as the journalist starts to piece everything together as he realized that his old friend did all of this for him. "Wait really?. But i thought that you wouldn't risk everything for a lousy faggot like me.." Thurburt says as he frowned,only for O'Pimm to tilt his chin up so that he's facing him which caused him to blush in response.

"I didn't want to before,but now i realize that the love i have for you is greater than my fear of the law. It is a love that i have never felt for my ex-wife or anyone else,i have only felt something so strong when i'm with you." O'Pimm remarks as the journalist smiles at him,being glad that he finally returned his affections.

"Oh Tinsley-." Thurburt says only for the priest to pull his face closer to his own as he kissed him straight on the mouth,with the smaller man kissing him back as they lightly made out before pulling away.

"Now let's go and move away far away from here so that we won't be arrested for snogging the same sex." O'Pimm says as the journalist looks at him in confusion once more. "I- But we don't have any time to pack,my dear. I just got released from the asylum a few days ago and i still haven't brought out my belongings after getting back to my copywriter career." Thurburt explains but the priest looks at him slyly while raising a brow.

"Just pack only the essentials then,and you can quit your job later. Come on,we have no time to waste!." O'Pimm replied as he then drags the smaller man to the storage room to search for empty boxes to put their things in.

"What- O'Pimm!." Thurburt exclaims as he chuckled from his lover's hurried excitement to be with him as he then let the taller man guide him to the storage room.

After packing,Thurburt quit his copywriter job and quickly withdrew most of the money that his father's steel company left him with as O'Pimm dressed up as his female alter ego once more after his journalist was finished retrieving the money. They rode a carriage to a faraway countryside village where there's huge pastures and a nice barn house they could grow old together in,then they bought the barn house and happily moved into the place where the inhabitants were too busy worrying about their crops to judge that strange couple next door due to the "woman" not being what she seems. O'Pimm told Thurburt about the fate of the other Anti Cipherites,and the journalist finally knew peace after knowing that his friends were okay.

The two happily lived in their peaceful countryside barn house until the end of their days,and they were together til' death made them part the moment their elderly selves died in their sleep while embracing the other on the couch. Bill never touched them ever again,as he knew that those Anti Cipherite idiots were too dumb to do his bidding anyway so he left them all be including O'Pimm and Thurburt.

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Anti Cipherites Personalities

Thurburt - A shy nervous and bumbling fellow,Thurburt wouldn't be the type of person to be in a leadership position. Although it seems that fate showed him otherwise,since he is the leader of the proud Anti Cipher Society despite his incompetence. Not only is he an incompetent worrywart,but he's also a journalist who's always ready to gain the latest scoop for his papers as he hopes that once he gets involved in some big event then maybe his dismissive and neglectful father will finally deem him as something more than a worthless,meek loser.. He is socially awkward and he always seems to be too afraid to do anything unless people force him to. Thurburt cowers in fear when faced with danger,a truly pathetic leader that the Anti Cipherites were given the misfortune of dealing with.

He can't even speak properly without interrupting himself with "uhh" or "erm..". He's also an absolute klutz who was cursed with terrible coordination as he drops everything that people give him due to sweaty fingers and he often bumps into things despite his eyesight being completely fine. However what he lacks in coordination and social skills,he makes up with resourcefulness and spirit. Being the weak one with many disadvantages growing up forced him to be creative and think outside the box during sticky situations. He comes up with strange yet effective ideas whenever he's faced with a problem. This is why he's deemed the ideas man of the Anti Cipherites as he's known for his creativity. Heck,he occasionally helps Abigale come up with blueprints for her machines due to his big imagination being of great help to her. Thurburt is also quick-witted and can come up with solutions on the fly,which is why the Anti Cipherites often leave the brainstorming to him whenever they need another plan to destroy William Lucipher. The Anti Cipher Society wouldn't have survived half of their encounters with William Lucipher if it weren't for his big ideas,this being the main reason why he's still a fit leader for the Anti Cipherites. And even with his fear,he is spirited and determined to get what he wants no matter what cost. His perseverance and determination is the reason why the Anti Cipherites keep trying to destroy the demon despite the many failed attempts they've had,their incompetent yet resolute leader inspires them to keep going. Although his incompetence was indirectly caused by his terrible family. He had a wealthy background,his father was the influential owner of a steel factory company while his mother was a housewife who often went out gossiping with her friends rather than spending time with her husband and son. He and his father never saw eye to eye,they never even talked to each other although that's mostly because he was always busy. The two never interacted besides the few times that Mr. Waxstaff shoved gifts in Thurburt's arms in an effort to get the boy to leave him alone.

His father was neglectful as well as verbally abusive,he made Thurburt think he was nothing but a burden on their family as he went on and on about how his cousins did much better than him in everything. He wanted Thurburt to become the powerful and influential heir to his steel factory company,yet he never bothered to nurture the confidence and give the praise that the boy needed to succeed as he opted to give him lavish gifts and toys instead. His mother wasn't any better either,as the only interactions he has had with her was her constantly insulting him for no reason or judging what he does during his leisure (Mrs. Waxstaff: Crosswords?. How tedious). Having inattentive parents made Thurburt feel quite lonely and unloved growing up,thus he ended up seeking attention elsewhere which is how he managed to land his journalism career as a young man as he went up to the address that said "Hiring copywriter" and showed them what he could write. From a young age,Thurburt knew that men were far more fairer to him than any of the women he's encountered. He couldn't help but turn his head whenever another man took off his upper garments to reveal sweaty pectorals during the summer or stare at a fellow's biceps whenever he was at the gym to inquire people for a sports article he was writing. Although he desperately tried to hide these feelings as he knew that he'd be arrested if he got caught ogling another man and he'd be surely executed once someone witnesses him having relations with the same sex. To express his unsaid urges,he wrote love letters about the various dashingly handsome men he's encountered but no one ever saw them as he deeply hid the letters somewhere in his house. He has been repressing these urges even more lately ever since he became the leader of the Anti Cipher Society which had not one but two charming men as members,although his sexuality started to become more apparent after he started spending time with a certain jaded priest..

O'Pimm - Lonesome grumpy and embittered,the words that describe such a dispirited man that was once guided by the Holy Spirit but is now empty inside with no spirit or alcoholic beverage being able to fill the void left in his chest. O'Pimm is disinterested in most matters besides drinking or gossiping with his fellows particularly Abigale. He is eternally depressed as well as annoyed with almost everything and everyone,none of the Anti Cipherites have ever seen him smile as the best expression they can gouge out of him is a frustrated scowl over the various antics that the Anti Cipher Society gets into. Although he DOES have some happy moments,but they are far and few in between as they only happen whenever he's drunk enough to forget about his troubles for a bit or whenever he feels like talking about his old street rat days as stealing and committing crimes to survive without a care in the world was the only time he ever felt free from the misfortune that has followed his life since birth.

Whenever he isn't sulking about his unfortunate circumstances,he's getting angry over little things such as Jessamine dragging him into her guest room at Thurburt's house so that she could force him to try to commune with her dead gunfight opponent in order for her to insult them as he then yelled at her for ruining his drinking time or throwing exorcism salt in Thurburt's eyes for waking him up from his blackout drinking nap so he could participate in a test for another one of Abigale's machines. His horrible short temper was the only good thing he got from his father,as his volatile anger made people leave him alone and he'd like to keep it that way despite how much it secretly disheartens him that his fellows are hesitant to interact with him due to his temper. O'Pimm is a no nonsense and bossy fellow,who often tells off the other Anti Cipherites for their reckless antics or nag them whenever they're being too chaotic as he often feels like he's responsible for his fellows due to being the oldest of the group. He's the only sane one out of the whole Anti Cipher Society besides Thurburt as he actually has common sense in comparison to Abigale Jessamine and Horace who immediately turn to insane machinery brute force or firearms when faced with a problem,he has to point out the sensible solution for everyone lest they end up getting themselves gravely injured from their stunts.

He deems himself to be a far more rational person in comparison to the lunatics that wanted to shoot,punch,remove their own brains. O'Pimm doesn't seem to have any traits besides his short temper or his depressive nature,but that's only because he's hiding his true personality. The real O'Pimm is kind thoughtful loving and intensely cares about his loved ones even if he doesn't show it,this is the reason why he has never struck any of his fellows despite his temper plus he makes an effort to be friendly whenever he isn't being moody due to his pain. He just hides his true caring nature with a stoic and aloof mask just so that his friends wouldn't have to deal with the horrible internal mess within him,he doesn't want to be a burden to anyone with his problems and he fears that once anyone gets close they'll be dragged into his mess. So instead of openly caring,he just lashes out at everyone like he usually does and occasionally shows his concern with actions such as the time he handed Jessamine some bandages and ointment for the gunshot wound that she accidentally gave herself when she couldn't walk to the store to get some due to the bullet wound on her leg. His terrible father is the reason why he's like this and sometimes the priest wishes that he'd been born from another family because of it..

O'Pimm was born to a pretty well off father named Gordon and a prostitute mother named Barbara,a bastard child that was born out of wedlock. His mother immediately gave him away to his father after she decided that she didn't want him anymore and his father knew this was for the best as he didn't want to associate with that harlot woman ever again for the sake of his reputation no matter how good she was at pleasuring him. His father changed his birth name "Tinny" to his current one and once he was older,he made it very clear to the boy that he was nothing but a supplemental heir in case his various other children from his many mistresses failed to be useful to him. He was forced to be a perfect and obedient representative of the O'Pimm family,with his father beating any interest or behavior that deviated from his impossibly high expectations out of the poor boy. O'Pimm was into painting and the fine arts,but he also had a strict rich person routine where he'd hunt game birds with his father attend etiquette classes study noble history and various other things and if he didn't follow the routine he'd be punished for being a "failure of an heir" so he repressed his true desire for the arts for the sake of not getting clobbered by his father. He wasn't allowed to have a personality or life besides the one already set up for him so he just gave into his father's demands without letting himself develop his own identity besides the one he's already being shaped into. However he couldn't help but have his own interests,O'Pimm was an excitable and curious boy just like any other child and he wanted to travel around the world while showcasing his art pieces to everyone but he had to put his true desires aside in order to follow the path his father had already set for him. He was supposed to be the heir to all of his father's assets such as his properties wealth and various companies but he became too rebellious one day by spending all his time painting while the man was away instead of following his routine and Gordon was FURIOUS,so furious to the point that he decided to sell the boy to an architect looking for a slave worker the following day after smacking his face several times for being such a "failure". Yet despite this,he still loved his father for (barely) raising him when his mother gave him away and all he wanted was to be loved back. He just wanted to be loved,yet no one ever returned the love that he desperately wanted to give to anyone so that someone would finally care.. O'Pimm later got taken into the Western Holy Church after living as a street rat for a while and became indoctrinated into their beliefs while using the idea of some higher power hearing his desperate pleas for his suffering to end in order to cope with the misfortune relentlessly plagued his life. But the misfortune never left and it only got worse as he turned to drinking after he lost his wife and his job due to that blasted William Lucipher ruining his life,leaving him to become the depressive husk that he currently is.

O'Pimm knew that he was into men from the start,no matter how much he convinced himself that he liked women. He often caught himself eyeing his fellow priests as a young man while watching intensely as they changed into their robes as he saw their handsome forms and even a glimpse of their.. parts one time although he repressed these sinful urges for the sake of not getting executed for practicing sodomy. Unlike Thurburt and Horace,he is in great denial over his sexuality and he thinks that he's straight because of the fact that he had a wife although he really just married that woman as he felt bad if he didn't since she was such a nice lady. He felt obligated to marry her after humoring her attempts at courtship,but the real reason he married her was the fact that he has never been loved the way she did and he clinged to that love like it was gonna kill him if he didn't as he felt greatly attached to the woman despite being into men (bro mistook strong feelings of friendship for love). Although now that he's spending more time with Thurburt,he can't help but express these urges as his sinful desires become more apparent every time he get an ache in his trousers whenever he sees the journalist..

Abigale - Abigale is a brilliant woman who has built things far ahead of her time,with her machines being as precise as clockwork. Her behavior is just as precise as her works,as she wants things to be predictable fixated and exact such as dates regarding Anti Cipher Society meetings or where her belongings are situated which is why she often gets annoyed if others aren't as punctual or tidy as her (Abigale: Thurburt,where do you keep your pens?. I need something to write with for my newest blueprint but i left mine at the hotel i stay in. Thurburt: I don't.. know where they are. They're usually scattered in a drawer somewhere. Abigale,seething at the thought of someone being so messy: I'm going to kill you with a hammer). This is because her father often nagged her about being messy tardy as well as uncoordinated back then,as he was willing to excuse her deviating from others' expectations of how a woman acts but he wasn't about to let his daughter become a blundering slob,which is why she's now very organized and neat.

She has been considered a neat freak by the other Anti Cipherites because of this. Abigale is known for being calm and unbothered by things,she never gets mad as she only gets annoyed at best nor does she panic whenever things go wrong as every mistake is a learning experience for her. Thurburt and Horace envy these traits of hers,as the most emotional members of the group,they can't help but react brashly during times of crisis unlike their level-headed inventress friend. She has always abided by "go with the flow" since she knows that life isn't over when misfortune hits,it just becomes another lesson to learn from. She's always confident in herself no matter what happens as she knows that no insult or mistake can get her down,as she knows that she's still brilliant regardless of what people say about her or her faults. She has mastered the art of not giving a single hoot about people's expectations of her,as her father taught her that she can be anything she wants to be and achieve everything she dreams of if she just believes in herself while working hard to get what she wants.

Although she made the mistake of trying to cheat her way out of hard work by making that deal with William Lucipher to regain her life and success back,and look where it brought her.. Abigale is chaotic and morally questionable as she has broken into places to get scrap metal multiple times and she has also ended up getting almost caught for stealing important electrical parts from government facilities on several occasions,not to mention her being wanted for genocidal terrorism due to the demon possessing her body. She is willing to do anything to be able to build her machines,which includes illegal activities. She has considered killing people for the mechanical parts they have on their person such as the gears from wrist watches although she has never done it yet,the other Anti Cipherites hearing her casually talk about thinking of committing murder makes them concerned for their own safety but they know that she won't hurt them as they're friends. But despite her skewed view on ethics,Abigale is a good person who greatly cares about her family and friends even when she doesn't seem to care about the well-being of innocents that become involved in her crimes (Eda coded).

She will go out of her way to protect her loved ones such as the time she risked hurting herself just to restrain William Lucipher from using her body to hurt her friends and she makes an effort to always help them with their problems which is why she often lends a listening ear as well as a shoulder to cry on whenever O'Pimm or Jessamine or any of the Anti Cipherites have any troubles that they need someone to talk to about.

She is a nice and empathic friend who always seems to be in tune with everyone's feelings,as she knows their "tells" which are signs that they're upset. Even when she's stressed or frustrated,she still makes an effort to be friendly towards her dear fellows as she knows that she's the only thing that's keeping everyone together. Because of this and her calm demeanor,she's often assigned as the mediator whenever any of the Anti Cipherites are quarreling with each other. And despite her cheery disposition as well as her unwavering confidence in herself,she still has some regrets and dark things that she'd rather not talk about such as never making up with her beloved father before he died in the fiery blaze that William Lucipher did to her hometown using her body or the fact that she sometimes blames herself for being so hated by society due to being different.

She came from a fairly middle class family,consisting of only herself and her father as her parents divorced before she was born which means that she never met her mother. She loved her father dearly,as he did everything he could to support her and take care of her despite how strange she was as a child. Mortimer was quite proud of how his daughter came to inherit his brilliance,and he happily nurtured her gift until she went off to college. He was an inventor just like his dear Abigale and he made time to humor her interests as well as theories about machinery despite being a single father with a busy career. He had never thought of his daughter any differently,he treated her just like any other child even though she was strange and erratic and when she grew older,he made it his mission to prevent his daughter from being ostracized for being a deviant from the norm regarding how women should act. Abigale wishes that she could've at least said goodbye to her father before he died in the fire.. (she misses her dad SOBS. as a woman with a great relationship with her father as well,this makes me very emotional). Abigale knew ever since she started to go to school that she was never into the idea of romance or sexual relations. She was always puzzled by everyone being so interested in courtship or having a bride/groom when all she wanted was to be happy with her family and maybe a few friends. She has never loved in the way that people commonly knew,but she knows that she loves her father then later her friends the Anti Cipherites. Although she knew that this wasn't normal and so she pretended to be interested in the male fellows that she has encountered just for the sake of not being seen as "broken". She was already hated by society as is for being an eccentric woman whose interests involved engineering and machinery rather than cooking or being a housewife,she didn't want to give them another reason to ostracize her as even with her confidence,the disgusted/confused looks that strangers give her whenever she happily walks around in public with a machine in hand rather than a husband greatly hurt her.

Jessamine - Jessamine is a silver-tongued and brash lady whose words cut as hard as her bullets,she isn't afraid to speak her mind as well as get physical with her firearms when push comes to shove and she makes it everyone else's problem. She is honest to a fault which is why she often comes off as blunt or even harsh towards others when it's not her intention to hurt anyone just by stating the facts,she gets easily defensive whenever people point out her weaknesses such as her being far more skilled in firearms than housekeeping like a lady should be which often ends up in her giving the offender a stern talking to and also a bullet in said offender's shoulder. This is why she comes off as too mean to everyone even though she's not trying to be,it's just her personality. She's known for causing trouble as well as stirring up drama for her own amusement such as the time she released all of the horses in her family's ranch into an open road for carriages to travel through just to see the poor creatures whinny in fear over being transported to an unfamiliar place or the time she lied to an unsuspecting,gullible nobleman about his mistress stealing his expensive designer suit when it was actually Jessamine herself that stole it in order to see his amusing panicked reaction while he storms off to confront his mistress over a crime she didn't commit.

She was known as the "troublemaking twit" of her hometown as most disasters and or unfortunate events were almost always caused by her meddling in order to get some fun out of her boring farmhand duties. She often shirked her responsibilities at the Gulch ranch in order to goof off and shoot game birds as targets or better yet shoot the chickens at another farm just to see how pissed off the coop owner would get,Jessamine was skilled in her farm duties as she WAS a southern belle raised in a ranch although she often didn't feel like tending to her duties so she was deemed as lazy and incompetent when really it was the opposite.

She was capable of doing hard work and was fine with it,but she was often bored of her simple life at the ranch and wanted more than just being a farmhand at her family's farm as she wanted to see everything else that the world offered although she had to set that dream aside in order to support her lower class family. And while she often got into trouble as a young lass,she was able to get out of it due to her being a smooth talker that has a way with words. Her words are a double edged sword that can either get her out of a situation or make it worse based on how she feels at the moment and also whether she wants to cause more drama or not. She's still currently a smooth talker,although now she doesn't need to use her persuasive honey-coated words unless she has to convince her boss at the sideshow circus to give her a day off. Also even though she's often known to be harsh and blunt as well as aggressive with her firearms,Jessamine has a hidden soft side that only her loved ones get to see as she can be quite kind and friendly towards her friends and family. She always offers to do technical work for the Anti Cipherites as well as get her hands dirty for them as her way of showing she cares is through acts of service,and she was never good with emotions although she tries to offer some words of advice whenever her fellows vent their troubles to her.

She would gladly shoot a man for her dear friend Thurburt and her beloved Abigale as well as take a bullet for them whenever the situation calls for it. Also she often offers marksmanship lessons for both of her dear friends as she wants them to be able to defend themselves when she's not around,however Abigale seems to be doing better than Thurburt and his sweaty palms. She's only such a good gun slinger because of her father who was a veteran in the American Civil War,however she and her father never saw eye to eye as the man never approved of her troublemaking behavior. She had always been closer to her seamstress mother than her veteran father,and constantly being nagged by him due to her chaotic antics drove her crazy. Her father was quite strict and never gave her any sort of affection or attention nor did he ever support her dreams,which is why she felt as though only her marksmanship skills and troublemaking personality gave her worth as her father never told her otherwise.

Jessamine grew up in a lower class family while staying at her parents' ranch,the Gulch Ranch. Her father was a strict and stoic man that almost never agreed with anything she said nor ever supported her in her interests while her mother was a loving and gentle woman who often spent her time making clothes out of sack fabric to sell in order to get at least SOME income despite their unfortunate financial situation. Her father only ever nagged her and never treated her positively besides the fact that he taught her how to shoot efficiently,her mother was often busy with making clothes but despite that she managed to make time for her daughter in order to love and support her to make up for her father's neglect of her. But even then,Jessamine still felt undervalued due to her dreams not being supported as even her mother wanted her to stay at the farm rather than pursue her dreams of making designer fashion while traveling around the world and her father on the other hand outright banned her from pursuing her dreams after she got expelled at school for shooting her bullies as the man deemed her to be far too irresponsible and reckless to be a worthy manager of a fashion design business. Which was what lead her to taking on her western sideshow act career as she abandoned her dreams in favor of something practical so she could save her family from their financial situation,and she tried working SO hard to support her family but that was a difficult feat to manage especially when she was being paid a minimum wage. She tried hard work,and it didn't pay off so she accepted William Lucipher's offer to turn her life around in exchange for watching over a steel mechanism. And she lost everything,even her family that she held so dear and worked so hard to support. She wished that she could've hugged her Mama and Papa one last time,and apologize to her father for being such a difficult daughter before the demon killed them.. Jessamine was a bit indecisive regarding her tastes in either gender,although it became apparent that she was interested in both once she became old enough to understand the notions of love and lust. She read magazines depicting both men and women in revealing outfits which made her shudder in delight every time she saw them,she went to the beach one time only to watch other women as well as men undress to reveal their parts. But despite her being into either gender,she had a preference for women and had crushes towards other ladies more often than the times she got infatuated with men. She openly wrote letters for the women she was interested in and some of them have wrote back which resulted in some sexual encounters,although the feelings she has for her dear friend Abigale are much stronger than the passion she felt for the other women she has been with..

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@aria-greenhoodie The gays will reunite.

O'Pimm post epilogue - The former priest spends his days rotting in his cell,with the asylum staff workers not even bothering to interact with him unless to feed him food or give him something to drink as due to his catatonic state he merely just sits there and stares at the wall while repeating "William Lucipher" over and over and over. He just sits on his bed all day while wearing a patient gown,because he literally can't move due to his brain being too fried from the Anti Bill Shooter to control his body. He can't form any coherent thought or remember anything,because his entire brain is repressed and paralyzed from the gun. The Anti Bill Shooter works like the memory gun,except instead of erasing everything and the subject becoming erratic after prolonged use,it represses everything and basically locks away every memory and thought from the subject's consciousness as well as causes the subject to become catatonic and unresponsive,the memories are still there but they can't be accessed. The electricity that Mcgucket used to drive himself insane,was what caused O'Pimm's entire mind to be paralyzed. In fact,O'Pimm isn't even aware of his own condition because his mind is foggy and empty and since he literally can't form any thought,he is sort of unconscious. He is in a vegetative state,a very severe one. There is no hope for the former holy man,as he has been institutionalized for six months ever since that gun was used on him. He will likely stay this way forever. Until his beloved ex-wife Dorothy visited him after getting word about his fate via asking the high priest from the Western Holy Church about his location,the woman discovering that her ex-husband has gone insane and is now in a paralyzed state of catatonia. The doctors told her that her beloved Tinsley is unresponsive and will likely not answer her due to him not remembering anything or being aware of his surroundings,but she still tried to reach out to him as she mourned her beloved husband's former self the one that cared and was a sweet babbling follower of the Lord rather than the abusive grump that he became. She brought pictures of their time together,despite the man not even looking at her while he kept saying the demon's name over and over. Dorothy talked about stories of their relationship and the things they have done together,she told him about the silly times the heartfelt times and the depressive times,she kissed him and hugged him with every visit in order to provoke a reaction. Anything,any feeling or thought from her husband. She only left O'Pimm because of his behavior,but seeing him like this made her immensely regret that decision. Her husband was going through something horrible to the point of using some device on himself and she didn't even try to help. She talked and talked to him,she brought him and fed him his favorite meals,but still. Nothing,no reaction at all. Dorothy was starting to lose hope of regaining O'Pimm's former self,finding that it fruitless to bring back a man that's already gone as she considered on halting her visits. But then one day,when she kissed him,he actually turned to look her way and said her name again for the first time in months. "Dorothy?." "Oh my god. Tinsley!. You're back!" Dorothy exclaims as she cried tears of joy and tightly hugged her husband,the man being a bit disoriented as he just got a few of his memories back while he only started to process who this woman is. It turns out,the visits and constant exposure to his memories from his former life were actually working as the paralysis on his mind caused by the Anti Bill Shooter was wearing off as he started to gain bits and pieces of his memories and thoughts. He just needed something to jumpstart his brain back to normal and a passionate kiss from his ex-wife did the trick. He then got up to hug his wife better but then he almost stumbles as he realized he hasn't moved in literal months,his wife catching him before he fell flat on his face.

The doctors discharge him from the mental institution after doing a few tests regarding his mental state by asking him questions and showing him symbols of things to see if he responds normally,as well as giving him physical therapy in order to get him used to walking and moving his limbs again after whole months of immobility. O'Pimm realizes that in his desire to destroy the creature that ruined his life,he ended up ruining it more with him apparently going into a state of catatonia while leaving his wife to grieve his paralyzed state due to that damn gun he hired his co worker to build. He decides to let go of his triangular chase and cherish his wife instead,choosing to go on with his life rather than destroying it once more with his obsession. He goes back to his job as a holy man of God,and promises himself to NEVER associate with demons or other creatures like William Lucipher ever again lest that nightmare of an experience would happen all over again. With this chapter of his life over,he starts a new one with his wife as they discuss having children and consider adoption,finally being able to live his life normally without that damn triangle in his mind as he didn't see any sign of that beast anywhere. However.. he still has his fellow Anti Cipherites to worry about,and he worries for Thurburt who is still locked in that institution for exposing the truth about William. Perhaps he should pay each of his fellows a visit..

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localcanadiancreature62 · 2 months ago

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@aria-greenhoodie Enjoy. I hope you're glad from me subjecting you to your own handiwork of making me even more brainrotted about this show.

Father O'Pimm backstory: Father O'Pimm was born rich. His father Gordon O'Pimm is the wealthy owner of a successful jewelry company while his mother Barbara Mcnally is a prostitute whom his father paid to bang except oopsie she got pregers so now the fucked up priest is born. However Barbara didn't want anything to do with Tinsley as she wanted to sleep around as she pleased while not being tied to one person as keeping the child would mean she wouldn't have her fun anymore so she gave the child to Gordon as the man had to deal with a bastard child.

He legally changed the child's identity by changing his surname to be O'Pimm rather than Mcnally and changing his birth name Tinny to be Tinsley instead,further marking the boy as HIS child rather than that harlot woman's. Young O'Pimm was treated as a member of the higher class,despite constantly being abused by his father for being a failure of an heir by being too energetic and troublemaking,behavior unfit for a future heir to the O'Pimm Jewels company.

The abuse ranged from being smacked in the face,kicking him as he pitifully laid on the ground,making him sleep in the cold pouring rain despite having a luxury bedroom for him,and so on,and the worst part is that O'Pimm just wanted his father to love him. This abuse went on for the whole 10 years of O'Pimm's life until Gordon decided to sell him to some architect head in order to give the man another (slave) worker in exchange for 5 million dollars which is a pretty big deal to a medium wage architect. The architect head was a neglectful caretaker,as he never bothered to notice the boy's grave injuries from welding or metal work during construction,and he also raised the boy in poor conditions as he let the boy sleep in a small wooden hut with a floor mat as a bed and a cooler with frozen food as well as moldy soda for sustenance,a far cry from the luxurious life he used to lead.

O'Pimm was miserable as ever yet he worked hard and tried to be in the architect's good graces in order to prevent the man from making him live in even worse conditions,he was content for now. And it only got worse as he got older and eventually got fired at age 16 due to another worker breaking all of the construction equipment and then HE got blamed for it. This is an incredibly devastating event to the poor boy as that construction site was the only home he had left after his father abandoned him and now the architect rejects him too.

He then had to live on the streets as a young street rat while he stole and pickpocketed for a living,being miserable once more as he was all alone in the cold unforgiving world with no one to help him. O'Pimm then became sickly and weak over the years as his rich boy immune system isn't used to being exposed to so much dirt and bacteria which the american city streets have plenty of,the man catching various diseases such as the flu a cold a fever and diarrhea all at the same time at the ripe age of 19. He then began to lose hope of him surviving in such a harsh world without a penny to his name despite being a wealthy man's son,all while being weak and diseased to top it all off as he thought of running in front of a carriage to end everything.

But then he found a dirty Bible on the side of the road as he went over to try to get himself ran over,reading through the contents as His words comforted him in his time of need. Young O'Pimm deciding that this book will help him go through his troubles as he brought it with him everywhere,the book becoming his most valued possession. Two years later,O'Pimm lost his book and ended up finding another one in some desolate Church,where a high priest berated him for "touching the sacred text with his filthy vermin hands" but then the young boy explained that he NEEDED another book or else he wouldn't be able to survive without His words,the priest then realizes that this boy is not just some vermin peasant but in fact a devoted follower of the Lord so the man decided to turn the young O'Pimm into a deacon aka a trainee priest apprentice as he took the boy under his wing,giving him shelter in his room and going out for meals with him.

This relieved the poor 20 something year old's worries for a while as he continued to work under that priest's tutelage until he eventually grew and became an official priest himself. He even got married to a lovely florist lady named Dorothy Goodman after managing to charm her with his upright,faithful behavior after they dated for like five years. Young Tinsley O'Pimm is now known as Father Tinsley O'Pimm as he's now a 45 year old gentleman rather than a pathetic 16 year old street rat. Life was good for the good and holy man as he had a stable job a stable residence and a stable relationship. Until it wasn't. "William Lucipher" plagued O'Pimm for the first time,and it was to try to convince the man to make a deal with him by offering a way to exact revenge on his terrible father in exchange for suggesting that the old priest use his extensive knowledge on demons the occult spirituality and the like for something else other than singing praises to a long haired peace loving hippie (God) which is to create religiously tied codes for an extraordinary steel mechanism (the portal) with a bunch of other meatsack losers to gain the fame and recognition that his father denied him of the moment the man abandoned him.

O'Pimm refused,as he had it good with his life and he would like to keep it that way rather than chasing some crazy ambition for boundless success. This infuriated the triangle as this dumb religion clown passed up his offer in exchange for "happiness with his wife",disgusting. So like with all of his other "partners",Bill gave the man terrible nightmares in order to goad him into accepting his deal. He resisted every time as he knew he didn't really want what the demon tempted him with even with how promising it was,but with every resistance came even worse nightmares.

Which started to affect the poor priest's perfect life as he took up drinking in order to stave off the nightmares and get some sleep no matter if it's just a few hours due to blacking out,despite never being one to abuse substances before. The alcoholism made him snappier,and angrier,more tired,which lead to him randomly taking his anger about the nightmares or annoying heretics on his beloved wife as he started to get physical on her,slapping or punching Dorothy even when he was never a man of violence nor did he ever get angry enough to do such terrible things.

He started acting like this at work too,with him attempting to strangle heretics or noisy children that distract during sermons at random as if he was some maniac,the high priest knew he was going through a rough patch with his wife and actively fighting his alcohol problem so he let it slide while letting the man off with a forced hiatus from priest duties although he threatened to fire him if he came back from the hiatus and still acted this way. The fact that his life was falling apart just because of some demon meddling with it was driving O'Pimm insane,not to mention the sudden anger issues that were brought out due to the alcoholism somehow making the dormant anger from his youth return full force.

The nightmares got worse as the days went by,and the triangle then began to physically torture him too by possessing him when he's sleeping or possessing him and making him act crazy while trying to have a civil moment with his wife or using the candles at the Church to burn his spotless bald head. Dorothy wasn't having any of this,the abuse the sudden change in her sweet husband's behavior and said husband's dwindling insanity,so she filed for a divorce no matter how much O'Pimm pleaded for her to stay and let him explain everything. The high priest was getting impatient as well with the man STILL being violent and trying to kill people for no reason even after the hiatus,deeming such behaviors to be unfit for a man of God and he decided to demote him to a trainee priest,knowing that the man wouldn't be able to handle his usual more difficult duties when his mind is in such an unstable state.

O'Pimm was absolutely FURIOUS when all of this happened,he grieved his former picture perfect life that he built after years of suffering only for him to realize it was all ripped away by that damn triangle William Lucipher and his horrid nightmares as well as the torture it kept inflicting on him. He sought to exact revenge on the creature, despite knowing that embarking on an obsessive mission will soon make his sanity crumble even more and further alienate him from his loved ones but he didn't care.

All he knew,was that he needed to eradicate that demon immediately so that it won't ruin his life any further. And as if God Himself answered his prayer,a newsletter with the cutline saying "Kill the triangle in my brain. Reward: Opium" which is why he grabbed the article and discovered that it was about a fellow named Thurbert who had also gone through horrors at the hands of this beast with the man writing that he needed people to help get rid of William,so he took up the offer and went over to the address written at the end of the article,ending up at the man's door with three other fellows. This was only the beginning of his obsessive mission and it will only get worse over time..

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