#Thurburt Mudget Waxstaff III

[aria-greenhoodie]

The Anti-Cipher Society Discord server held a DTIYS for the (original) anniversary of the ACS’s founding in-universe! @localcanadiancreature62 made the original image, so I used her designs!

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The Gang and Thurburt on their own so you can see em better below cut ↓

[localcanadiancreature62]

My stance on how i treat my blorbos ISN'T "I can fix them" "I can make them worse". It's actually "I'll break them and THEN fix them". Like they'll go through the most traumatic, unimaginable horrors ever and they'll get therapy as well as a drinky drink if they were a good sport about the Horrors™. You see i like to see my faves heal,but to see them heal i have to hurt them.

Rant under the cut.

I'm not like other angst writers who are allergic to happiness *looks at my mutuals Aria and Angst*. They just have to go through a horrifically terrible time before having a good time. I literally give all of my faves more baggage than they already have only to fix it soon after pfft. Also i don't like sad endings,i physically cannot write them, because i will Cry. Like what even is the point of making them go through the Horrors if they come out as an unrecognizable husk after?. I break them and i fix them,but other people just break them break them break them break them break them until there's nothing left. Like i get where you're coming from. Becoming totally changed by trauma that there's no coming back is interesting. But like,bruh. Not my cup of tea. K rant over. Thank you for listening to my ted talk.

[father-opimm]

That minging Thurburt made me make this "account" for the "Internet"..

(I finally made an account for the journalist's husband! :D. It's me @localcanadiancreature62!. I made this for @chaseerr0rcode's Anti Cipher Society side blog thing so i could be with them and @aria-greenhoodie loll).

Text for O'Pimm will be like this and text for me will be like this. This is a rp-ish sideblog and asks as well as interactions are highly encouraged. Talk to the grumpy and embittered priest,he won't be too mean :].

TAGS

#those lunatics (posts about the other Anti Cipherites)

#non drinking activities (things that O'Pimm would reblog if he had a tumblr)

#sermons (posts about O'Pimm)

#mod (posts about me,the creator of this blog)

#thurburt (gay ass posts that remind him of his dear the journalist)

#the blasted demon (posts about Bill)

#home (posts about the 1800s that remind him of his home time period)

RULES

• This version of O'Pimm ended up in 2024 after he and Thurburt were testing out Abigale's time machine,and thus they'll be staying here until the inventress manages to pinpoint them both. This explains why the priest has homesickness in a way.

• Don't try to fuck the priest. Don't. Only suggestive-mildly explicit things like being shirtless or dirty talk is fine tho.

• I won't immediately get to your ask! /gen. I have more hyperfixations than these victorian gays and the Anti Cipher Society soo don't get mad when i don't receive it lol.

• O'Pimm won't know what the fuck you're talking about if it's anything related to the modern world. Be patient with him.

• There will be a lot of mentions of drinking here as O'Pimm is known to be an alcohol,be warned.

• My version of him is kindaaa mean so i'm sorry if he ends up coming off as too harsh in responses ^^'.

[misteria247]

Rival thief group for my Lupin III au

Thurburt Waxstaff the leader of the group. A bit eccentric and seemingly an air head. However underneath the persona Thurburt is surprisingly smart and cunning. Strategic mind of the group.

Tinsley O'Pimm the treasure and artifacts know it all. Whenever there's a backstory for possible supernatural jewels or treasures, he's the go to. Is also the tech support much to everyone's surprise.

Jessamine Gulch the gunslinger and assassin of the group. She usually keeps to herself and can be very serious but beneath the exterior of professionalism, Jessamine can be mischievous though rarely. Is the weapons of the group.

Horace Broadshoulder the muscle of the group. He's in charge of taking down bigger opponents as well as the heavy lifting of treasures and artifacts. Is the unofficial bodyguard of the group.

Backstories

Thurburt was actually raised in a crime ring family. Being from a long line of thieves and crooks, it was only natural that Thurburt took up the mantle of the family business. Was for the longest time not taken seriously because of his whimsical outlook on things. But beneath the whismy, lies the heir to the Waxstaff family crime ring.

Tinsley's downwards towards crime was a situation of all roads to hell are paved with good intentions. Tinsley was a priest who wanted to help those in need. Unfortunately being a priest doesn't make money for things like treatments for sick children or housing for elderly people. So in an attempt to help, Tinsley started dabbling in the world of crime. From hacking pieces of technology and stealing things to sell on the black market. He'd been pretty good with helping those around him. Sadly his intentions would lead to bad blood and a powerful family whom he'd stolen from had found his church. Where they then proceeded to burn it to the ground, taking priceless artifacts and exposing Tinsley's crimes. Shunned and disgraced, the ex priest was forced to wander from place to place. It'd be during this phase that Thurburt found him and recruited him.

Jessamine's criminal history is actually quite similar to Thurburt's. Born and raised in a family of highly skilled assassins, Jessamine was trained from the moment she could hold a gun to shoot and kill others. When she'd gotten older she broke free of her family's business to go her own way. It was during this that she'd meet another assassin who was almost as skilled as her. A man named Fiddleford Mcgucket. The two didn't get along at first but after doing a few assessments together they started to form a partnership. Trusting only each other in their line of work. It was also during this that Jessamine would meet a woman who's insane as well as infuriating. She's never known peace since. Her skills were what made her be recruited.

For Horace, he actually sought of Thurburt's group himself. Hearing about the gang of thieves peeked his interest and before long he began his search. It wouldn't take long to find him and offer his muscles and strengths services to the group. Which Thurburt happily agreed too.

[localcanadiancreature62]

IM FUCKING CRYING. THIS IS LITERALLY SO THEM HELPPPP

The murder-love triangle

(Between Horace, O’Pimm and Thurburt) in a nutshell

[nobodyinparticuler]

Does anyone know if there’s a reason why the news article about the Bill hunters stated before Thurburt Mudget Waxstaff III encountered Bill?

[aria-greenhoodie]

Time stuck au but it’s Pacifica meeting the Anti-Cipher society. And she is becoming Abigale’s apprentice in engineering.

I thought I DELETED THIS ASK but I DIDNT it was just HIDDEN FOR SOME REASON! anyway this idea has captivated me, I have yet to draw Pac with the whole society (I WILL) but here’s some doodles of her and Abbey!!

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Also some extra musings under the cut…..

The Northwests travel to Illinois one holiday. Pacifica takes some time off from her insufferable parents to find someplace worth visiting. Unfortunately, it seems like nothing in Illinois is worth visiting. She eventually finds herself at 333 North East West Drive, a functionally abandoned historical building, “For Rent” sign collecting dust in its windows. Something catches her eye on the ground - what looks to be a normal tape measurer. I say “looks to be,” because it is in fact a TIME tape-measurer, albeit a half-broken one.

Pacifica ends up in 1901 using the half-broken time tape measurer and manages to break it completely. Luckily for her, Abigale finds her and agrees to help fix it… and teach Pacifica some mechanical know-how in the process!

Abigale doesn’t know that she’s Pacifica’s ancestor. Pacifica is pretty certain Abigale Blackwing is Abigale Northwest, but doesn’t say anything because Abigale Northwest was always considered a bit of a stain on the family, half-buried by history. Pacifica doesn’t want to let Abigale know she’s been erased, and honestly, is still a little bought-in to her family’s philosophy of sweeping “unsavory” people or things under the rug at this point.

Pacifica is actually pretty damn good at mechanics! She takes a second to get a hang of it, but once she grasps the basics she learns the rest shockingly quick. Abigale is so proud.

Pacifica actually helps enable some semblance of workshop-safety in the society, what with her modern knowledge that lead, mercury, and arsenic are all deadly toxins that you shouldn’t be putting in “anti-cipher tonic” to guzzle and/or rub on your skin.

The rest of the society LOVE Pacifica. That’s their collective daughter now.

Jessamine teaches her how to shoot! Pacifica isn’t a very good natural aim, but Jessie is patient and knows skill comes with practice.

Horace is so charmed by her, he really takes up a sort of father figure. He would mow down entire countries for this kid. Pacifica doesn’t know how to take Horace at first, since she’s so used to her real dad sucking ass, but she becomes close with him fast!

Thurburt is SO her silly weird uncle. Thurburt was always a clumsy, accident-prone fool, but somehow around Pacifica he becomes even more slapstickly-inclined. Pacifica thinks he’s doing it on purpose to get a laugh out of her. He is. It always works.

Even O’Pimm, the crotchety old drunk that he is, gets a kick out of her! He likes her honesty. If Pac thinks something’s daft or dull, she’ll say it. O’Pimm is glad to not be the ONLY one with sense around the society anymore.

And of course, it goes without saying that Abigale ADORES Pac. Abigale never wanted to be a mother, but teaching Pacifica the ropes of engineering and working her through her problems made her reconsider that thought.

Pacifica actually manages to fix the time tape measurer all on her own one night. It takes 2 weeks for her to finally tell the society. She almost doesn’t want to leave.

Abigale was the one to convince her to go home. “The future needs you, Pacifica. It needs brilliant, talented girls like you. You’ve got people waiting on you, but more than that, you’ve got a whole WORLD waiting for you! Live your life, Pacifica, your story doesn’t end in this time. Promise me you’ll make some change in that future of yours, rather than feel trapped in the past with us…”

Pacifica is a lot different when she returns. She’s suddenly way into tinkering, something she keeps secret from her family. She’s also a lot happier, and a lot less concerned about mistakes (though she’s more worried when her parents are in eye or earshot…)

Pacifica starts to really get interested in the story of Abigale Northwest. She unearths a lot of hidden secrets about her life. Most of it isn’t good, especially now. At least Pacifica knows the truth, now. (I have a VERY specific idea as to how Abbey’s life was after the society disbanded and it is NOT pretty. Link for most of it here)

She wishes Abigale could have had her happy ending. She wonders if she had stayed behind, could she have changed things? She considered using the time tape measurer to go back more times then she’d like to admit. But she made a promise, didn’t she? Her job is here in the future, not stuck in the past…

[aria-greenhoodie]

Thinking more about the Anti-Bill society and you know? Fuck it, Abigale Blackwing pants. Don’t care that it was illegal for women to wear pants in her time period. She deserves pants.

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[aria-greenhoodie]

The cat meant well, she always had. It wasn’t her fault. It wasn’t her fault.

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…Yall won’t believe me but this is indeed gravity falls fanart.

[aria-greenhoodie]

If the Anti-Bill society has 100 fans I am one of them. If the Anti-Bill society has 1 fan that’s me. If the Anti-Bill society has no fans I’m dead.

Based on this passage from The Book of Bill! ↓

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[aria-greenhoodie]

Okay but if Abigale and Jessamine are together,

Should Horace and Thurburt get together too???

I’ve been shipping them in secret since I first read Thurburt describe Horace as “the largest man (he’s) ever seen” I’ll be for real… I can make anything yaoi✨✨✨

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[aria-greenhoodie]

So I still can’t stop thinking about the Anti-Bill Society as described in The Book of Bill so…. I drew up designs for them. Unfortunately the only ones we actually see the face of is Mr. Waxstaff and Father O’Pimm, and we only have a handful of photos of the others, but I tried my best to make them make sense!

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[aria-greenhoodie]

REVAMPED DESIGNS FOR THE ANTI-CIPHER SOCIETY!

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Special PANTS version for the ladies under cut….↓

[aria-greenhoodie]

So like don’t judge me on how I’m taking forever reading The Book of Bill but today I just got to the “Anti-Bill Society” part of the book and… why is no one talking about them??? We have an excommunicated alcoholic priest, a giant of a man who seems to have no brain cells, a triggerhappy sharp-shootress who ALSO seems to have no brain cells, and a mad inventress who tests her inventions on herself, all under the leadership of Some Fucking Guy who is cursed to have only the worst possible ideas unless a DEMON TRIANGLE is telling him what to do. These characters are so fascinating and no one talks about them. I wanna come up with designs for them SO BAD. Father Tinsley O'Pimm, Horace Broadshoulder, Jessamine Delilah Gulch, Abigale Blackwing, and of course Thurburt Mudget Waxstaff III, you will live in my head forever.

[aria-greenhoodie]

Assorted Anti-Cipher Society Whiteboard and Otherwise Doodles

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ft. some surprise cameos from @hamkittens and @localcanadiancreature62!

[aria-greenhoodie]

In case y’all were wondering how Thurburt’s Wife Ramona handles him seeing Horace: She handles it very well.

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