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apocalypsegay · 24 days

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i don't think he clicked through

#OCxcanon with the old fart lets goooooooooooo #i hope u can all accept me for what i am #gravity falls #grunkle stan #dipper pines #mabel pines #art #ALSO shoutout to ren for half of this joke #warito #warito in gravity falls

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to-fu · 7 months

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my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god

#farts #p #as in: not to scare her. to warm her up to my sudden arrival before i appear

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foogriffy · 1 year

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would you still love me if i was a worm?

#comic #art #original art #worm #sorry worm fans ive invaded your tag #fart #yeah my art tag is fart it stands for foog art #poetry

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owob · 6 months

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Call him fermentation weight the way he presses my pickle

#sorry im still chuckling over this #posted this on twit earlier lmfao #chilshi #chilchuck #senshi #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #my farts

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froog-water · 4 months

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so you're telling me

#hate it here!!!#my mind AHHHHHHHHH IN PAIN #anyway #chat yall think he can cook?#my fart #fnaf shitpost #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #fnaf glamrock chica #glamrock freddy #fnaf gregory

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mod2amaryllis · 2 months

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#this is prompted by my deep resentment at the effervescent way i can drift off on the couch. yet when it comes time for bed? fart noise #m2a #poll

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storywonker · 4 months

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They call me Johnny Six-Bowls. No, I don't smoke weed, it's - yeah, I know. It's cause when I cook I need a buncha those little bowls to put my stuff in. You know, cut up veggies and stuff. What's the word. Mise en place. Yeah. So I gotta have a bunch of em with stuff all prepped before I start. Elsewise it's all chaos. Anyway. You here to duel? Or should I give you head

#brain fart

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jarwithdragonteeth · 1 month

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also had a fun idea about sam beign one who will jolt awake out of malleus sleep spell because of shitton of magical amulets he wears.

attempt to illustrate.

#twisted wonderland #bart's farts #did i said i like him #my man sam deserved to have a plotline and maybe to become a humble hero

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vulturesawake · 4 months

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This is what it feels like when someone infodumps to me. By the way

Edit to add caption:

[desc begin: a six panel comic featuring an everyman character sitting on a couch with an autism creature loafing on the back of the couch. The creature jumps down to the seat and lies their head on the person's leg, much to their delight. Desc end.]

#autism #actuallyautistic #autism creature #comic #came home from work with 4 hours of sleep and yanked my tablet out of the dungeon to fart this out #yap city

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heatherskept · 5 months

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