#farmer finn

[justashamwithwastedpotential]

Some Farmer Finn portraits. I know it's literally just the default farmer, but I love him sm

Here we have day one, just starting out! Just left his job at Joja and things are looking up!

And here's how he looks 98% of the time after the egg festival

Poor tired boi. It's the middle of summer year one and he's been eating nothing but salmon berries, parsnips, and raw fish. He's got a stomach ache constantly and monsters attack the farm at night. But hey at least he found this cool broken trident. That gives him something to protect himself while he runs away.

Bonus:

Aw, look! He got all dressed up for the flower dance, and he's thrilled you want to be his partner. Unfortunately, he feels like his legs are going to give out any second, so maybe next year?

[bungiri]

Another fun fact:

Finn can't afford a back pack from Pierre's so he just lugs around a chest with him at all times instead. He moves so slowly, but he sure can carry a lot.

OH NO POOR FINN 😭 that's so sad </3 I WILL BUY HIM THE BACKPACK PLS...

drew him in the flower dance fit cuz he's such a cutie

[camsdoddlezz]

Who wants to play BMO with me?

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

this is an old comic i cant get the dialogue to feel right but i get feelings about finn sometimes why do he and jake reincarnate together every time to be together next to each other every time only for Life to chuck his soul across the ocean so he had to suffer to find jake

anyways glob seems like hes like. prophecies-man up on mars. so like. he knew about finn. he knew he was floating up to ooo and needed to meet his parents so he could be the golden hero. of course there were prophecies about finn. of course glob knew. and he wanted to watch

[impossible-rat-babies]

a quick dnd sketch of my stardew valley farmer, finn (he/him)

[reverentwormpriest]

ppl on twitter were like "did molly even look up will grahams name before she married him" and to that i say i know full well all the bullshit hes pulled and would still hit so stop criticizing my queen 💥‼️

[wlfhrdlover]

MASTERLIST!

WEDNESDAY

gorgeous — Ajax Petropolus.

mr. fluffy — Ajax Petropolus.

loud — Ajax Petropolus.

birthday girl — Ajax Petropolus.

drunk — Ajax Petropolus.

your brother is here — Ajax Petropolus.

dizzy — Ajax Petropolus.

the archer — Ajax Petropolus.

STRANGER THINGS

nothing to see here yet.

IT

nothing to see here yet.

THE BLACK PHONE

nothing to see here yet.

TWILIGHT

nothing to see here yet.

ACTORS AND ACTRESSES

midnight rain — Georgie Farmer

sweet nothing — Georgie Farmer (part 02 of midnight rain)

have you ever thought of dating a singer? — Jenna Ortega.

lavender haze — Georgie Farmer

astronomy — Jenna Ortega

[blacklimes]

Can you please show off finne's sprite?? 💗💗💗

This is sooooo old but I wanted to answer it so yes :3 here is Finne's sprite on the world I've played the most on (of course, I've restarted the game a few times and made him everytime~) I should have showcased it more but the way his hat interacts with his hair makes it look like he has a leaf sticking out of it...!

[hux-and-gay]

this was the result of a discord conversation about how Poe and Hux should sing Farmer Refuted in which I decided to write a parody because I love that song and it sounded funny. It will make sense in a second why I’m posting this now even though I wrote this weeks ago.

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Hux: Hear ye hear ye my name is Armitage Hux and I present “free thoughts on the proceedings of the new Republic Senate” Head not the rabble who scream a revolution they have not your interests at heart

Finn: oh my stars, tear this dude apart

Hux: chaos and bloodshed are not the solution. Don’t let them lead you astray. This Senate does not speak for me.

Rey: Let him be

Hux: They’re playing a dangerous game. I promise I will not show mercy. For shame… for shame!

Poe: Yo! Snoke have you all unravel at the-

Hux: Heed not the Rabble-

Poe: sound of screams. But The

Hux: Who Scream-

Poe: Resistance is comin’

Hux: Revolution They-

Poe: The have nots are gonna-

Hux: Have not your-

Poe: Win this

Hux: Interests

Poe: it’s hard to listen to you with a-

Hux: At heart

Poe: straight face

Hux: chaos and bloodshed are-

Poe: chaos and bloodshed already-

Hux: not a-

Poe: haunt us, honestly you shouldn’t-

Hux: Not a

Poe: even talk. And what about-

Hux: solution don’t-

Poe: The Hosnians? Look at the cost n’ all-

Hux: let them lead you-

Poe: That we’ve lost n’ you talk-

Hux: astray

Poe: about politics?

Hux: this Senate does not speak for me

Poe: My Wookie speaks more eloquently

Hux: they’re playing a dangerous game

Poe: but strangely, your mange is the same

Hux: I promise I will not show mercy

Poe: he’s getting wordy

Hux: For Shame!

Poe: For the Resistance!

Hux: FOR SHAME!

Resistance: FOR THE RESISTANCE!

Hux: Heed-

Poe: if you repeat yourself again, I’m gonna-

Poe/Hux: SCREAM

Poe: honestly buddy please don’t speak

Hux: not your interest-

Poe: don’t do your speech and keep ignoring me! Why should a guy with IQ of three rule the galaxy?

Leia: Dameron Please

Poe: No! I’d rather be divisive than indecisive, drop the niceties

[lizardinthetub]

Bones Characters as Lord of the Rings Races

Hobbits: Angela, Aubrey, Daisy, Jessica, Vincent

Elves: Arastoo, Cam, Clark, Zack

Dwarves: Hodgins, Wendell

Man: Booth, Caroline (she'd be a queen let's be honest), Finn, Fisher

Wizards: Brennan, Gordon Gordon, Sweets

Orc: Oliver Wells

Yes, I know wizard isn't technically a race but nothing else fit nearly as well for those three icons

Anyway lemme know your thoughts

[justashamwithwastedpotential]

Farmer Picrew Dump

Stole this from @studentinpursuitofclouds's post Decided to make all my farmers so here they are in order from which one I created first.

Skylar

Kyrie

Casey

Niko

Finn

Wyatt

(Changed up from this post)

Remi

Celeste

[wyldblunt]

Have a lot this time because I am chewing on these ocs when I'm not thinking of my own XD ~🌸Chrysallus

50 for Bowyn

42 and 43 for Glyn

39 for both Merrit and Lorelei

10 for Alan

18 for Clooney

29 for Callas

36 for Lisk

oooh, thank you for all these, this is a bunch of good ones!!! (for the ones abt marina's characters i've either consulted him, or it's something he's already written out in rps before :) )

50. Do they have original characters of their own?

yes, actually!! in a few different ways... before meeting rhys, bowyn's main source of income is con jobs. they have a looot of fun planning out their cons and they like to have entire storylines and put a lot of thought into their roles (heavy inspiration from the character stephen in 'the brothers bloom,' btw), so i would say the roles they dream up for their cons count as ocs. they don't go as far as method acting for these stunts, but they do take it pretty seriously, and they end up caring about the 'narrative' of the con landing as much as they do about the money.

once they meet rhys, bowyn ends up... kind-of-sort-of "going straight"...? not for moral reasons but bc they have, uh, A LOT of debt and they've made a lot of enemies and they're sick of having to dodge around and avoid certain parts of tyria etc etc... when they were alone it wasn't an issue, but now they want to be able to travel around with rhys without worrying about it. so they start trying to kind of clean up their act and get their shit in order, and they pivot back towards regular acting and eventually towards writing plays of their own! a lot of their work is romanticized political stuff focused on sylvari history + current events, but they gleefully bastardize everything so much that frankly everyone whose image they're exploiting might as well be their ocs. typing this out is making me realize that i think bowyn and snargle goldclaw and probably besties

42. If they have siblings, do they like any of them? Would they rather be an only child?

glyndwr has a sister -- farmer, my friend finn's commander! they weren't born at a similar time or anything, it's one of those sylvari chosen-family bonds that developed naturally over the course of their friendship.

glyn is actually startlingly warm with her (though in this case "warm" means "not actively unpleasant." but still, startling) and people who watch them interact are usually pretty taken aback by it. farmer can do stuff that would get anyone else's head bitten off, and glyn will mostly shrug it off without complaint. she's also the main reason glyn and caithe have kind of come to an unsteady, chilly truce -- they both tolerate each other for farmer's sake.

he loves her a lot. she unlocks a really soft, tender spot in him that most other people don't have access to -- i think farmer gets to see a part of glyn that even his other closest and most loved people, like merrit and alan and canach, never see.

(one more farmer fun fact: she regularly brings glyn random rocks and leaves and sticks as gifts. glyndwr pretends that he throws these things away but in reality a hidden triple-locked drawer of his desk has carefully organized albums/boxes where he keeps every single one of them.)

43. What do they think is their worst quality? What is their actual worst quality?

if you ASKED him, glyn would snap at you for even daring to HAVE a question like that. obviously he is impenetrable. there are no weaknesses. there are no flaws. who the hell do you think you ARE, to even BROACH the SUGGESTION of criticism like that. glyndwr thinks that if you want to have the right to imply there is anything wrong with him you should have to be able to kill him. and good luck with that.

as for what he actually thinks... i don't know that glyn actually lets himself dwell on the idea that he has a "worst quality" so much as, like, he's never ever convinced anything about himself is enough. as confident and self-assured as he is, he's also constantly dissatisfied with where he's at, and his mind is always darting to the next thing he can do to "improve" (which usually has nothing to do with actually becoming a better or happier person and is more about being More Lethal and Efficient.) he doesn't ever SAY he dislikes anything about himself, but he also never sees fit to actually celebrate anything about himself, either, other than swinging his weight around for the sake of asserting his authority over other people.

and, of course -- his actual worst quality is his ego/pride. it's the source of all his other distinct flaws and is the number one thing that prevents him from being honest with himself and with others, and the thing that most often gets in the way of him making the right choices.

39. Can they drive? What vehicles are they licensed to operate?

as in actual vehicles? noooooo. i think merrit could figure a vehicle (like a charr tank or a skiff or whatever) in a pinch, but he'd hate every second of it and potentially psych himself out bad enough to make a mistake. lorelei would be an absolute disaster no matter what (and would bring none of merrit's well-earned caution along with them.)

HOWEVER, the two of them are very proficient with mounts!! merrit particularly has a way with raptors and is really quick on them -- he often is the one sent out when urgent messages too sensitive for pigeons/communicators need to cover a lot of ground. lorelei just loves all mounts in a standard ranger-animal-companion way. together the two of them spend a Lot of time frolicking around on their mounts, including racing each other!

10. How do they decorate their living space?

alan is all about comfort and opulence. gentle lighting, nice smells, soft seating, gauzy dreamy decorations like sheer drapery and shimmery fabrics. he's dabbled in shaping, and while he's not particularly fast, he can eventually coax together a pretty lovely little space from surrounding plantlife wherever he goes, and if he settles somewhere for long enough he'll eventually end up embellishing it with flowers and vines. (for example, his quarters in the vigil keep started out pretty basic, but over time he's built out an entire homegrown balcony/terrace.) he loves entertaining and showing hospitality to others, and he'll usually always have a few lush fruit plates/platters of cheese and nuts/pitchers of wine laying around at the ready. there's always a vague sense of "how did you know i liked [insert specific refreshment]/how did you have all this ready so quickly???" in a way that is flattering but also... maybe a little weird?

18. What was their worst injury?

clooney had a pretty close call, from combined issues of Lacerations and Blood Loss + Nearly Drowned + All The Gore (Even If Plant Gore) In The Water While You Nearly Drowned Attracted A Bunch Of Sharks, while trying to have insane tipsy sex with a largos. he learned absolutely nothing from this experience and would do it again in a heartbeat, though luckily another opportunity has not presented itself

29. What video game would appeal to them the best?

callas would looooove the sims. but what i mean by that is callas would love to stick sims in the pool and then delete the ladder, and to set sims on fire, and to build sims into little windowless boxes and watch them go crazy and starve to death, etc etc. also all of these sims would be modeled after people who have mildly annoyed her in real life but i figured that was probably implied

36. Do they wear makeup regularly? If they don’t, would they consider wearing any?

if mud and blood and campfire soot count as 'makeup,' then yes, lisk is smearing that crap all over her face pretty regularly

[pipariperho]

Calling my manager EU because if they don't have a big enough reason to complain they'll find something small and stupid.

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

I must know why Blaine hates bmo this is crucial information. please

well see i just thought it would be funny if like

if like. like. all of finn and jakes other lives start with B and S (beth and shermy? shoko and. bchubby tiger? butterfly and something. idk. blai--)

[no-144444]

farm girl- o.piastri

summary: what's a better way to a guys attention than shouting at him for being too slow?

pairing: oscar piastri x fem! clarkson farm, farm-hand!! reader

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You weren’t the biggest fan of Jeremy’s reality show, but you enjoyed working the farm, so, as per your agreement, you wouldn’t be featured in episodes as much as possible. You were so far removed in fact, that you didn’t even know that someone else was driving the tractor when you shouted for them to ‘stop being shit’ at driving it. 

“Y/n!” Jeremy shouted. “Stop being rude!”

“What?” you scoffed. “I swear to god, if Finn doesn’t fucking speed up I’m going to-” you started, but stopped yourself when you saw none other than Oscar fucking Piastri in the driver’s seat with an embarrassed and guilty smile on his face. “Sorry,” you offered, internally cursing yourself. “Continue on!” you announced before turning back and continuing on with more of your duties. 

Oscar looked after you as you walked, an amused smile on his face. “Who’s that?”

“Y/n, one of our farmers,” Jeremy explained, a chuckle on his lips. “She’s… fiery.”

“She’s damn good at her job!” someone from off-camera chimed in, making everyone chuckle. 

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As his day went on, he caught glimpses of you. You were tending to animals, or showing someone around, or just generally being beautiful and mysterious. He was desperate to know more. He asked a million questions about you, and he was sure everyone was aware of his not-so-secret crush on you.

“You should ask her out, she likes F1,” Jeremy advised as they sat down to lunch. “You’re one of her favourite drivers.”

He still got surprised when people knew him, forgetting sometimes that he is, in fact, a public figure. “Yeah?”

Jeremy laughed. “Yeah,”  he scoffed. “Kids these days…”

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When his day of hard labour came to an end, he made it his plan to seek you out, humoring Jeremy’s theory. 

“Hi,” he smiled, standing just behind you. 

You startled, jumping up from whatever it was that you were doing and cursed. “Fucking hell! Announce yourself!” You let it slip before you could really stop yourself, but you didn’t feel all that bad, he should have announced himself. 

He laughed. “What did you think I was trying to do?!”

“Scare the shit out of me?” you scoffed. “I don’t know.”

“I’m Oscar,” he held out his hand to be shaken. “Nice to meet you.”

You took his hand,shaking it quickly. “Y/n. Sorry about the whole…  tractor thing.”

“Nothing but a bruised ego,” he chuckled. “So what do you do around here?”

You shrugged. “A bit of everything, I guess.”

He nodded, and you both stood in silence for a minute. 

“Did you need something?” you questioned. “-Not to be rude, or anything, I just… I've got to get back to the rest of my stuff so… yeah.”

He smiled, enjoying the fact that you were as awkward as him. “Can I get your number?”

You stared at him for a second, then you broke out into one of the most beautiful smiles he’d ever seen. “Why?”

He stepped closer to you. “I think you’re really pretty,” he explained. “And I want to get to know you more.” 

You nodded. “Give me your phone.”

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