#fancyson

[critterkiddo]

did fancyson / elementalmonky get termed?

Didn't notice until now, but yeah it seems fancyson's blog is gone.

Edit: Yup, Fancyson has been termed.

[areyouafraid]

this is really weird bc they were claiming they didnt associate with ezra and disagreed with them and now theyre liking posts about openly identifying as a pedophile which casts some doubt on that first statement

[plushfuckerbait]

throwback to when i used to write fake callout posts for fictional characters and jerk off to them

GOOD SHIT, this is next level.

[magnetic-dogz]

please please please tell us about the evil fucked up team AU for Cilan

I have 3 total but the other two aren't anywhere near as developed as Parsley, my Rainbow Rocket AU Cilan that was originally made for a Twitter RP storyline

All these drawings are from 2020 bc I don't have any recent art of him but this is what he looks like!

His ego's bigger than the sun. He's a little bit stupid. He likes baseball bats and likes hitting people with them. He likes poison. He's always got that smug grin on his face. He evil laughs like a 90s anime woman. He's a pathetic wet cat of a man and I miss him sometimes

[evilspiritweek]

rc9gn rainbow factory au

der monster klub is taking a field trip!!

[twansgendew]

This happened to me in Real Life theySkinned woah where did gerb go

[zosonils]

they should add a pokemon with base 1200 stats thats catchable and usable. for fun

WARNING: special interest activated. long ass ramble about an incredibly niche application of pokemon spaghetti code that nobody else cares about deploying in t minus 5 seconds. press j to abort

well here's the fun thing! gen 8 has eternatus, which isn't actually obtainable in its eternamax form but does have the code there for all its stats so you can fight it in the story, and sports a bst of 1125 [for comparison the highest statted actually obtainable pokemon, mega rayquaza, has a 780 bst, and without counting form changes it's arceus at 720]. even if you have eternatus in your party dynamaxing it doesn't do anything interesting, but as a consequence eternamax eternatus is a separate pokemon within the game's code, making it technically possible to hack in as a pokemon

enter smogon's two hacked formats, balanced hackmons and pure hackmons. balanced hackmons is probably better known, it's where things like sturdy shedinja and flash fire ferrothorn run around, but the key word there is balanced. moves, abilities, and pokemon that are so brokenly powerful they make things uncompetitive are banned, and standard rules like sleep and evasion clause are still in effect. naturally, eternamax is banned banned banned from balanced hackmons for being stupidly overpowered. however, it's allowed in pure hackmons, which is essentially anything goes but for sadomasochists. aside from endless battle sets [like the infamous funbro] you can literally do whatever the fuck you want so long as it is possible within the constraints of the game's code to hack in. naturally, this includes having an eternamax eternatus or three [not hyperbole] on your team

so the thing is that pokemon code is fucking bad. have i mentioned that yet. putting aside the obvious messes like everything that moves and most things that don't in the gameboy entries or scarlet and violet blatantly not being finished at launch, the battle system is full of bizarre oversights and overflow errors and needlessly complex accident-prone methods for doing incredibly simple things. one of these problems is that because of how natures are calculated [which i won't get into it's too much math] every non-hp stat only goes up to 654, overflowing to 0 at 655. normally this doesn't matter because you need at least a base stat of 249 to get this far, which no pokemon has in any stat other than hp, which isn't affected by nature and thus can't have this issue. but the thing is that pokemon can have a base stat that high, it goes up to 255 as seen with blissey's hp, there just isn't any pokemon with a non-hp stat that high. [if you're curious, the highest non-hp stat is on the mighty shuckle, with 230 in both defences; still not enough to overflow.] except eternamax eternatus, which beats out shuckle with 250 defence and special defence, which is just enough to trigger the overflow at level 100 with a boosting nature and max ivs and evs, making what should be a stat of 658 a very embarrassing 3 instead. and if you carefully stat your eternatus to have 655 in either defence, it will have a final stat of exactly zero

here's where we hit another error! isn't pokemon great! so pokemon's damage calculation doesn't really know what to do when you tell it to divide by zero, fair enough. instead of crashing itself trying to perform an impossible calculation, the game just kinda gives up and replaces the value with a zero and calls it a day. alright, nice, the game didn't crash, but because you did that at the defence step of the damage calculation, you just deleted the opposing pokemon's corresponding attack stat and its move's base power, whoopsy daisy! this makes it pretty much impossible to deal any more than 2 hp of damage to a pokemon with 0 defences. fortunately, it's only possible to overflow to 0 on one stat per pokemon, but still, you're effectively invincible on one side of the attacking spectrum. combined with eternamax's blissey-level hp stat, immunity to toxic, and monstrous other defence stat, this makes it practically invincible

centralising does not even begin to describe eternamax in pure hackmons. this thing makes gen 1 mewtwo look like quagsire. as the viability rankings put it, the only pokemon that are even remotely usable in ph are eternamax, pokemon that support eternamax, pokemon that can do something to at least one version of eternamax, and pokemon that counter the ones that can do something to eternamax. the only listed sample team is 50% eternamax. it's not literally unkillable, no pokemon is, but the only somewhat consistent way around it is to either do an incredible job setting up to hit its non-invincible side without getting knocked out in the process or to resort to frustrating, otherwise uncompetitive strats like perish trapping, ohko moves, or hazard phasing. either way, you're probably in for a mind-numbingly long, stally, boring, and uncompetitive game. eternamax is so overwhelming that gen 8 pure hackmons has been left mostly abandoned out of frustration and will probably stay that way unless eternamax is somehow banned or made possible to deal with

tl;dr they [kind of] added a [nearly] 1200 bst pokemon already and unless they fix their damn nature calculation it might genuinely fucking ruin the game if it was legitimately available lmao

[pokeficdaily]

its always sunny in unova would be great because you could do the title cards and everything. the gang commits shiny fraud. the gang joins team plasma. the gang summons the swords of justice. the gang takes over the driftveil gym. etc etc

be the change that you wish to see in the world

[aquapede]

PLURAL LUIGI REALNESS

YEAHHHHH WOOOOOO 💯💯💯💯PLURAL LUIGI TRUTHERS RISE UP RIGHT NOWWWWWW its not 'inconsistent characterization' if hes just a system

[imageboard]

frolicks in a field with you lalalalala yayyy

YAY

[crtter]

weird request but can u reblog ferb sweep. for me

Oh, sure! A mutual’s fav is my fav 👍

[bonetrousled]

smiles

JOYOUS FROLICKING BINGO WORLD

[areyouafraid]

Wowwww

[vanillabeenflower]

I'm scared of looking at the replies/comments specifically because of my fear of psychic damage, so if anyone sees this tell me if I should be scared or not. Anyway here are some music recs, I put a rating to show how much I personally like them (I will put most of these under a page break):

Foreign & black music recs from my own likes:

Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha (Finnish) ☆

I found out abt this from a cover by Caleb Hyles, but this song is a pretty good one, and it's apparently a Finnish song that got 2nd place in Eurovision 2023

girlfriend - hemlocke springs ☆☆☆

I found this song incidentally and I wasn't expecting to like it so much. The song feels very homemade and fun to listen to, it has a nice tempo, and it's much easier on the ears than most of my music lol

BUTCHER VANITY - Vane Lily (Chinese) ☆☆☆

BUTCHER VANITY BUTCHER VANITY BUTCHER VANITY BUTCHER VA

Tuned In Freestyle - Megan Thee Stallion ☆☆

Obvious warning b/c it's meg.

Super Shy - NewJeans (Korean) ☆☆

Most of this video isn't the actual song but it starts around 0:41

Outside the Box - Snoop Dogg ☆☆☆

A (from my knowledge) lesser known song by him

Mesmerizer - Satsuki/32ki (Japanese) ☆☆

I found this song only a few days ago and it's GREAT, there's also a lot of details in the video that you'll mostly likely find on your 2nd watch

How You Like That - BLACKPINK (Korean) ☆☆

listen, this song is great idc what anybody says

Welcome to Kitty City - Cyriak (British) ☆☆☆

I won't lie, this song is one of my favorites because of how circus-like it sounds. I often hum to it (which is hard to imagine w/ a song like this but at least pretend you get it)

With Them - Young Thug ☆☆

I found this from a meme

i hate this sites music taste so much its literally Racism The Music Taste site. you guys dont like rap you dont like jazz you dont like country you dont like blues you dont like ska you dont like reggae you cannot CONCEPTUALIZE listening to foreign artists you dont even know what turbofolk is you cant conceive of music existing out of anglosphere you think that mcr is punk and its the end-all of definition of "punk" for you i hate everyone here like WHAT music do you people even listen to what the fuck is left

[zosonils]

i think gamefreak should give wonder guard as a hidden ability to like every pokemon

exactly. just for shits and giggles they should've given spiritomb wonder guard in gen 5 and thus made the game completely unplayable for a whole generation

[pokeficdaily]

more pokefic series need to have names like keeping up with the kalosians. just think of the possibilities. sinnohfeld. its always sunny in unova. actually those are the only funny ones i can think of so nvm

you are RIGHT the problem with pokefics is that 90% of them are called pokemon high or pokemon academy or kalos high or something similar and it makes them super hard to find again