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the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.
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hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over
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i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad
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every woman thinks she's evil and irredeemable for making a few avoidable mistakes while every man goes about his day thinking he's normal after having emotionally tortured at least 5 different women
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just had the thought. that there is a Chance that when winter comes i can tuck up in my own little flat with my bf beside me and feel Safe and Okay
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Oh No. had the realisation i literally need my bf like Oxygen im so fucked
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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time
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this was so not worth crawling out of my grave for
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you have to admit it: most if not all animals are very brave. they do a lot of things and dont always know whats going to happen. they have beautiful eternal souls because of this
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diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds
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hoping to get through one full month this year without wanting to d*e so far we're 0 for 4
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"high protein alcohol free beer" the world is a dystopia
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