#fancy and Jamie

[imanisays]

[ghettofabu05]

[izvmimi]

yk in those 90s sitcoms how when the hot character walks into the room there's that like canned whooping whistling etc

anyway that's what your fave hears when you enter the room

[calirph]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐀 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄.

arthur pendragon and lady genevieve. camelot, 1.03.

[puppypeter]

I very rarely think about storylines for royjamie after richmond (because it breaks my heart a little to think of anyone of the team leaving) but like it's possible that jamie would choose to stay with richmond his whole career, it's also possible that the people at richmond itself would push for him to play for *insert the name of whatever other european football team is considered the best* and he becomes a proper super star, being invited for fancy events and shit.

(In a made up world where Ted stayed in London) Roy and Jamie got together while at richmond and now Roy travels with him everywhere as his own personal coach / PA / secret boyfriend / man behind the camera of every instagram post / personal grumpy cat / number one fan / emotional support teddy bear / personal chef etc He loves being with him 24/7 and finds it fulfilling to still be involved with football and helping someone be the best they can be but without the added pressure of having to constantly step outside his comfort zone that he'd have experienced being a manager to a whole team (he's doing good with being vulnerable with Jamie, he can do it with one person that he loves and he is still going to therapy for himself to work through his own trauma/CEN/grief and is focusing on learning to be in his skin as a human being and not this fucked up idea of masculinity he's got in his head) And Roy has a private instagram account under a random username where he follows and is followed only by the richmond team/coaches/Rebecca/Higgins + Keely + Georgie & Simon + his sister and he only uses it to post pictures of food, nature, weird shit he finds in the cities they visit, and his fit boyfriend. Since it's friends only he does use captions ("the muppet had a late night last night" with a picture of Jamie asleep on the floor) and all the himbos love to comment, especially Dani's "Sexy muchachos #JOY" under every single picture.

"night out post Milan fashion week with the muppet and some lovely faces i have missed"

"one handsome dressed-up muppet in Paris"

"Elopement fit check #MyMuppet" (which sends everyone in a melt down) Here's some pics of Roy that Jamie posts instead (in his photo dumps to be sneaky but there's really a lot of roy on his profile - also they 100% got a puppy!!). Also think the proper first post containing only Roy that Jamie would post would be after they elope and it would melt down the internet (the in-universe royjamie rpf-ers especially)

(the last one is such a slutty roy pic *cough cough*)

"Roy Kent always remains 💙🪢" (somebody feel free to make an actual ig posts edit of this with better pics/captions if you fancy I will do nothing but cry and thank you forever because I have no skills but I cannot stop thinking about these muppets getting married!!)

[toxicroyjamie]

What do you think Roy drinks?

He generally seems to just drink reg beer, but we also see him drinking rosé and whiskey in season 2, and I like the idea of him being a secret booze snob. Like he actually has very refined and sophisticated taste, drops thousands of pounds on fine whiskey and wine every year, and as a rule won't drink anything younger than Jamie. He's been rich for a long time and I like to think he indulges in dumb rich people shit sometimes because he deserves it haha

[x-heesy]

𝙿𝚑𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘 (𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜) 🪩

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚇 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚕 & 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎 @freddie-xowie ❤️‍🔥✨

𝙳𝚘 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙵𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝙵𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚋𝚢 𝚁𝚎𝚡 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚘𝚐, 𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚎 𝙼𝚌𝙳𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚝

[jamiesfootball]

Always lowkey simmering a Leverage AU in the back of my head hear me out:

Ted is an ex-insurance investigator who was able to get his son life-saving medical treatment because his first, original Crime Pal Beard was like ‘Ted if your company doesn’t come through with the coverage, we’re doing things my way.’

The company did not come through. The company did let him go due to suspicion of Ted’s involvement in the incident, but Ted will happily remind folks that no charges were formally pressed. Henry is alive and healthy and living with Michelle, who divorced Ted shortly thereafter (not just because of pre-existing marital problems, but because Ted wouldn’t tell her anything about why the doctors “””suddenly decided to do the procedure for free”””). Shortly thereafter, Ted fled the country.

What Ted learned from the whole experience is that there’s a lot of people out there, good people just trying to live by the rules, but sometimes things happen that are just out of their control. And well- if we’ve got the means to help the good people out when no one else will, then shouldn’t we try?

“We’ve got means,” Beard agrees. “And motives.”

They do things Beard’s way now.

[redeemed-wren]

Me: how does Jamie's watch work? Does it like sync to the TARDIS' time? Or does it immedately change to whatever time they land in?

Brother: does it even work? Maybe he's just wearing a watch?

Me: does Jamie even know how to read a watch?

Brother: these are the important questions!

[barbieaemond]

Friendly reminder that if you get reblogs from @oscarwildebutwilder it me from my sideblog

[samwpmarleau]

obviously 14 is extremely young to be having sex no matter what, but the fact that that was specifically jamie’s first time, that he didn’t choose it, that that experience and innocence was taken from him

and the fact that amsterdam’s age of consent is 16 so either james lied about his age or it was a place of such ill repute that they didn’t care

and i’d say there’s a good chance that in the guise of “father-son bonding,” james had plied him with alcohol, too

it’s absolutely nauseating.

[youwillfindilluminating]

Phil Dunster the man that you are

[the-gayest-fungus]

actually so tragic that jamie cant remember any of his time with the doctor. i knew they would leave each other in that episode, and i thought jamie would probably get sent back to his own time, but he was so close to the doctor cant you let him remember it? fuck, this is like donna all over again

[immobiliter]

       “ I would not be asking the question of you if I also could not, Queen Anora. ”

       Two decades, and it still pained her to stand in this very throne room, knowing the blood that had been spilled on this very floor all those years ago. The blood of Teyrn Loghain, a man who had betrayed all Grey Wardens in exchange for power, a father; and of Alistair Theirin, a bastard son who had never wanted to be king, a lover and a dear friend. In the feuds and rebellions of decades past, much had been lost for the two women now brought once more into the same room by a threat far greater than both of them. Even with the added presence of the Queen's husband and the Inquisitor in this tête-à-tête, the atmosphere remained tense. But Val was determined to remain civil: the future of all Ferelden, after all, perhaps all of Thedas, hung in the balance.

       “ I fear the Blight has changed beyond all recognition, ” she began, wasting no further time with cordiality. “ We Grey Wardens are connected to the darkspawn, and many of us can sense that this connection has changed. I do not know what this means yet — and any information we can gather from the situation in the north would be most helpful — ” At this, Val's eyes strayed towards Inquisitor Lavellan. “ — but this is very much uncharted territory. If it is an elven god at the head of this and not an archdemon... ” To even say it out loud filled her with complete and utter dread. “ And with those elven gods currently on the other side of the continent, it may be that all we can do is stem the spread of this new Blight until the Inquisitor's allies find a way of killing Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain. ”

       It was not ideal, but when a darkspawn did not march with an archdemon at its head, how were the wardens meant to stop it? It was a question that had been haunting Val for days now, and she was still no closer to having an answer.

@mercysought / cont

[megafreeman]

Saints Taxi

Several months after the Third Street Saints have re-established their presence in Stilwater, the gang started conducting their own criminal activities within the city. The deal was very simple, set up a stronghold in one of the neighborhoods and use it to run a local operation in that district.

This seemed simple on paper, but the problem arose in practice. While the strongholds did a great job giving the Saints a strong presence in those neighborhoods, they struggled spreading the operations outside of Saints controlled territories; especially when the Saints controlled neighborhoods weren't next to each other.

As the leadership of the Third Street Saints struggled to figure out how to solve this issue, Boss (Zack) realized something about the city. After Ultor gentrified a large portion of the city, Stilwater became a tourist trap of sort, and the taxi industry has been booming, with there never being more taxis on the streets.

So what if the Saints started their own taxi service in Stilwater, and used the taxis to blend into the Stilwater's traffic as they smuggle the goods all around the city unnoticed. Boss then made a call to his cousin Jamie O'Connor (pictured above) (full bio), who for the most of his life worked as a cab driver in London, and offered him to move to the United States and run the cab business for the Saints. He agreed, marking the start for the new era of the Third Street Saints.