rip armitage hux u would’ve loved seventeen by marina
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Thinking about how I’ve been to Pandora in Disney three times and all of them were before I cared about Avatar. Is this not the biggest crime? There’s pictures of my ass there loving how cool everything is all lit up, riding fucking Flight of Passage without any understanding at all of what was going on just “ooh, fun, we’re on a dragon!”
The last time I was there was last fucking summer. I was there for ten days. I didn’t even go on the Na’vi River Ride (I had been before but not for years) once because I wanted to ride Everest again and I didn’t fEEL LIKE WALKING BACK. I cry looking at my pictures of me eating at Satu’li Canteen simply not appreciating how fucking cool it is. I DIDN’T EVEN GET A DRINK AT PONGU PONGU BECAUSE I WAS SAVING MY ALCOHOLIC DRINK FOR THE DAY FOR BLUE MILK AT GALAXY’S EDGE (which tbh I did enjoy immensely bc I also love Star Wars) BUT STILL. Next time I go I’m gonna be foaming at the mouth my family are all gonna avoid me like the plague dude.
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What do the Adelle family's stockings look like!!!! I MUST KNOW!!!
okay so i’m actually quite torn about this. because adam, interior designer extraordinaire, would definitely want them all to be uniform and themed and Elegant and Lovely™️
belle, however, thinks that’s Dumb. their first christmases (number varying on the universe, of course) when it’s just the two of them, adam gets matchy matchy ones and belle doesn’t mind. they’re the right mix of elegant and cute. i feel like they’d have reindeer on them and are like red and gold.
when they have renée, though, belle is like okay we need to have FUN with stockings now. and INSISTS on getting a new one that is entirely unique to renée. then to juliette. when they’re old enough, belle has them pick them out themselves. adam is Annoyed that they’re all different but he unfortunately is too soft for his little princesses to stop any of it 🙄 like despite how much he insisted on getting stockings that Looked Nice, he simply couldn’t say no to his little girls when one wanted the pink sparkly stocking with a princess on it and the other wanted the green fluffy stocking with a teddy bear on it.
this tradition carries on when maurice is born too, and for years it’s just adam & belle’s nice ones and then the kiddos’ silly ones.
when the girls become teenagers though, adam makes his move. he suggests to the family that perhaps we all get a new set of stockings, so they match and look nice with the decor. renée and juliette don’t mind, but maurice, who is still a Kiddo, is like UMM?? EXCUSE ME??
and adam is like son please it’ll look so nice🥲
and maurice is like father you fail to see the beauty in my teenage mutant ninja turtles stocking
and adam is like i know you like that show but wouldn’t it be so nice if all the stockings matched
and maurice is like NO it would be NICE if my turtles could be FREE
and he walks out and adam has lost the battle for another christmas
he tries again a couple years later when maurice is a teen himself, and eventually maurice concedes.
and finally. FINALLY. after like TWENTY YEARS of these silly stockings that are OH so precious and SO VERY SILLY. finally adam gets his way and they have nice uniform elegant stockings for all five of them
and it’s so lovely and adam totally bided his time and it was totally worth it.
until the grandkids arrive :)
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