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#i have in all seriousness been considering the possibility of starting a religion#for the tax purposes#and for community organizing and mutual aid#we will worship by using a skill to help someone#i bet i could pull it off......#my Mormon childhood has to be good for something
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*if it changes every time or something, just go with your immediate instinct
#i dont connect the lines like that#i draw each individual point like drawing a flower#but its pointy instead of round petals#so 12345 or 15432 i guess
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Younger writers. Please, just know that you could not skip to different songs on a cassette tape, that’s CDs. With tapes you pressed fast forward or rewind and prayed.
Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.
Y’all are making me feel like the crypt keeper here, I’m begging you 😭
#i took a creative writing class at uni 2 years ago#i was a decade older than most of my classmates#and the same age as the professor#one of my classmates submitted a story for review that included a scene where a vhs played to the end#and went to the menu screen#and the professor and i just locked dead eyes across the room
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Normalization of sex overall is kind of important to liberation of people and their desires in general? Like you don't have to put "porn" in the media to know that the queers are definitely fucking nasty in that show, my friend. You don't even need characters to HAVE sex within the narrative in order to show a world where desire for others in all of its messiness and variations in a normal thing to have and not something to be ashamed or scared of. This leaves plenty of room as well for stories where people have desires that they ARE or maybe SHOULD be ashamed of because that desire is, like.... To murder another human and wear their skin. It's FINE. We can do ALL of this, and YES it is totally FINE if adults want to watch PORN sometimes and other adults want to make that for them!
Normalize sex. Let it be as normal as other human needs and interests like eating, and then maybe you'll realize you're being like those vegans who spend all their time preaching about how no one else should eat animal products either or that honey bees are exploited by farmers.
Yes we need more chaste twee baby gay romances like heartstopper and yes we also need more shows where men fuck raw to express their love for one another like Élite and yes we need more toxic gays having hate sex like Interview with the Vampire and yes we need more incidental gay characters like the dads in cartoons like Owl House.
It's not a competition! It's a hoard and I'm like a gay little Smaug.
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No, I really do plan to punch god in the dick, and if he has a horse, I might take it. That's my 2025 goal. I'm not limiting myself this year. RIP to y'all but I'm different.
Might also start a god-dick-punching cult for the tax exemptions.
this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition
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Merry Christmas
May the rich people in your life get haunted by three ghosts tonight until they are confronted with their mortality and decide to redistribute their wealth through direct action.
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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
#i am a bisexual and i probably am hornier than you#since i have a lot of aroace friends and moots#but dont let that reflect on the rest of us
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reblog with one creative goal that you would like to pursue in 2025 in the tags
it doesn’t have to be ‘big’ and there is no pressure to complete said goal. but i’d love to hear from writers, artists, performers, academics, designers, coders, and so on! 🤍
if it’s a creative outlet, it’s included. let’s inspire each other ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚
#write#i want to write#also im getting surgery for my carpal tunnel#and hopefully after that i can draw again
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cant talk….im in my winter hibernation………..
#i got a moomin plush the other day and it makes me incredibly happy#moomin stickers too#theyve had a moomin display at Barnes and Noble lately and ive been slowly buying it all
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I'm curious about something because I feel like I'm in a particular bubble:
RB for sample size etc
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My car got smashed into a guardrail by a moving truck today (ice was involved and no one was hurt), and I was sitting there looking at my car destroyed from both ends like, ".......I think I've written fic about this."
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tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes
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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
#i circumvent many of these roles while simultaneously securing shotgun 9 times out of 10#using my secret super power#“i get hella car sick”
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see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell
#all i can think of tho is when i was in Korea#and i said something about “my mom”#and my host gave me the most withering look and was like#“don't you have 5 siblings? is she only your mom?”#so i started calling him “our CEO” in korean#since he was the ceo of the farm#and he was everyone's CEO you know?#and apparently that was a very cutesy thing to do#bugs bunny meme#collectivist culture
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On the subject of emotional intimacy in work, it says a lot about where our society's at that most people uncritically consider sex work to be work where something that they think should be a deeply emotionally intimate thing has been commercialized..... And then send their infants to daycare where they build intensely intimate bonds with caretakers whose names their parents probably won't bother to remember because "you have to keep professional distance."
The only way in which selling sex is exceptional as a form of work is that it involves having sex.
Sex work is not more emotionally intimate than all other forms of work. Emotionally intimacy can be involved in therapy, care work, and writing about deeply personal topics.
Sex work is not the only form of work which can involve genital contact. This happens in medical environments, care work and when giving genital piercings.
Sex work is not uniquely dangerous. Fishing, construction and underwater welding all have high fatality and injury rates.
Sex work is not more prone to trafficking than all other forms of work. People are trafficked in huge numbers in the agricultural industry and for the manufacture of textiles.
Sex work is not the only form of work which involves frequent sexual harassment. People are often sexually harassed whilst doing bar work, waiting tables and providing health care and social assistance.
Sex work is not the only type of work that is criminalized. Other types of work like busking without a license, drug dealing, con artistry and any kind of job which requires authorisation form a third party where that isn't obtained.
Stop it with the sex work exceptionalism! Treat it like other work.
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