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[tallgothamgirl]

Recent Memories with my Honey

Dinner with his friends in Kačerov. We played Mafia, they all seem to be very nice 🥹.

I was sick so Honey brought me soup, fruits and medicine. When I ran the pic of it through AI I got this fancy Asian fusion take out 😹. But the vibes are there 🤍🍨🧊.

I think we finally passed the 1 month mark around that time. It was not meant to be an anniversary celebration, but I like to think of it that way. I cooked kimchi rice - he was really touched thought it was not my best creation (UwU)💕.

[maiko-coy]

(Un)Official Superstar DCA Birthday Poster!!!

Only Available in the Lucky Stars Gift Shop, so don't miss it!! >wO*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[bloatgully]

Bloated before on left pictures and then after my air inflation on the right 🥵😍

[kifkay]

Winx memes once again

[bloodyymaryyy]

Texts of y/n and her friend / family :

(Side note : trying to pass the time because I have read all the fics there are and waiting for more!)

Masterlist

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Landinio 🧡

You:

Lando can you tell me what this is?

Are you finally getting a girlfriend? If so then why I didn't know and had to find out by 🤮twitter 🤮

Landinio🧡 :

we are not together...

You of all people should now that we are promoting the video.... Right?

You :

Oh yeah that exists sorry! You have to get a girl dude. Sorry to say but you need a girl, you are quite lonely 🤷‍♀️

Landinio🧡 :

Oh shut up like you have a boyfriend.... You never had so don't criticise me about relationships.

You :

Ouch, why did you remind me I have no bitches? That's kinda mean ngl

Landinio 🧡:

💁‍♂️

You :

🙄

Good bye lan

Oscah🐨

You :

Oscar! Can I say something? Which is going to be a bit questionable and weird but not in a malicious way?

Oscah🐨:

...

It is going to get me in any trouble?

You:

I don't think so

Oscah🐨:

Okay sure shoot

You :

I-

Holy moly

Respectfully tho

Oscah 🐨 :

I don't really know what to say? Thank you?

You:

You're welcome king <3

Lew🥺❤️

You:

Holy shit! Lew!

Lew 🥺❤️ :

What happened hunny?

You:

I just saw a pic that I think you won't like but it affects me to the core.

Lew 🥺❤️ :

What picture hunny? What is it?

You:

Holy shit. I am gonna cry

Lew🥺❤️ :

😐😑😐😑

Why do you have that?

Why would you cry anyway?

You:

Because! Look at it! Don't you miss being with Britney?

I sure do!

Read

Lew?

I know you are reading my texts answer me!

Omg dramatic much?

Boss💙

You:

Boss

Christian

Hello

Answer!

Boss💙:

What happened?

You:

Boss, would you still employ me if I was a worm?

Boss💙:

I told you to only contact me in emergencies

You:

It is an emergency!

Boss💙:

What the fuck? Are you kidding me?

You:

Please answer!

Boss💙:

I don't know how you would drive the car? Worms couldn't stand g force so I don't think so...

You :

😦

☹️ Okay

Boss💙:

is that it?

You :

...

Yes

[linddzz]

My brain is on human Dreamling again where everything is pretty much the same as the Red Flags AU but instead they meet when Johanna forces Morpheus to go to a pub with her because she's sick of being the more emotionally stable one since his divorce and then the crashed and burned rebound with Thessaly. He needs to get social and get his shit together so it can be her turn to have a breakdown damnit.

So she takes him to The New Inn, where she actually likes the bartender and knows the dude would make friends with anything. Hob Gadling is an unstoppable force of chill friendly vibes and charm. Either he is going to get her bitchy friend out of his shell a bit OR it's going to be a fun night watching Morpheus play the confused and alarmed cat being confronted with an unstoppably friendly golden retriever. Win-win.

And she knows...she knows that it's a risk introducing Morpheus to an intelligent person who has a charming smile and big dark eyes. There is a huge risk that Morpheus will find out the bartender is also a history professor who likes Medieval literature, and he's going to get that keen hungry look to him.

But hey, Morpheus only really gets interested in people if they go after him first. And he's pretty but his fucking attitude is great at sending the red flags hot mess signals to every other adult around. Hob's a smart one. He's friendly but generally flirty and charming with everyone, and he's seen enough hot mess types at the bar to know what the signs are. So this should be safe.

Right????

And at first it does go fine! Morpheus has shoved himself into the far edge seat at the bar and been a huge bitch the entire time because he's been forced out by Johanna. He's sneering at every attempt by Hob to engage in friendly chit chat, already stole Johanna's drink, threw a fit and outright said "I am not above making a scene" when she took his phone so he couldn't read one of his e-books (he pulled an actual book out of his bag right after), and is overall being fucking awful. This is a man in his 30s and acting like this. He is a father. All is well. He had surely scared off any initial interest his pretty face got him. Johanna can rest easy that no one is going to make any moves that Morpheus can then fixate himself on and start working himself into spiralling fantasies of soul mates and wistful sighs.

Cue the comedy beat where she turns around for ONE SECOND and when she looks back she sees;

Hob, elbows on the bar and chin in his hands entirely up in Morpheus' space: hey ;)))

Johanna: ......fuck

Morpheus: ...................................*closes his book*

Johanna: FUCK!!!!!!!!!

[winterrrnight]

hellraiser (part I)

PAIRING: drew starkey x co-star!actress!reader

SUMMARY: an instagram blurb about drew and his co-star y/n and dating allegations

FACE CLAIM: Emma Myers

WARNINGS: pictures with blood, nothing else

EDITH SPEAKS: i never intended to break it down in parts but it just happened and now you all have to wait for the second part xx

A little disclaimer: i WONT be bringing Odessa into this, it's not that I hate her or anything, it's solely because for this fic the main actors are drew and y/n and I don't want to do that silly love triangle, jealousy thingy with the three of them or whatever, so there's no Odessa in this fic. (again: I don't hate her!!)

I made up all the instagram users, so if by any chance I have your instagram user used here, I'm so sorry I promise it was a total coincidence!

if you enjoyed reading this please please reblog and feedback is always appreciated!! 🦉

part II is out now! Read here

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drewstarkey we bloodied up real good

tagged: yourinstagram

yourinstagram yes, yes we did 😈

-> drewstarkey 😈

drewfan87 I'm so excited for the movie what

ynisamazing serving even when you're both covered in blood

lilalovesdrew the blood makes y'all look hotter

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yn_updates y/n via ig stories!

tagged: yourinstagram

rafe_is_hot yes y/n I'll make sure of this next time it rains blood x

-> user45 LMAOO

-> ynfan53 yeah we all need to x

ynvibez ngl this is kinda scary

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drewstarkeyupdates some behind the scenes pictures from the set of hellraiser!

tagged: drewstarkey, yourinstagram

drewfan87 okay WOW

iloveyn IM SO EXCITED SHUT UP

user76 slayed

drewluvbot they are playing lovers, right?

-> ynhive yes!

liked by yourinstagram, ynvibez and 1,483,583 others

cosmoindonesia "Oh I've had the absolute best time shooting with Drew! He's extremely talented and I sometimes feel his acting isn't appreciated as much. He's so down to earth and is the best listener one can be!" y/n on acting with Drew Starkey, starring in a horror/thriller movie for the first time, and some of her favorite foods in Indonesia! Check out her recent interview from the link in our bio ✨

tagged: yourinstagram

yourinstagram thank you for having me! 🪐

-> cosmoindonesia we loved you 🤍✨

ynisamazing she's everything tbh

rafeluvbot I miss her sm

user34 sooo gorg

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drewstarkeyupdates drew spotted for dinner with friends!

tagged: drewstarkey

rafe_is_hot is that y/n?

-> ynhive it does look like her!

theobx omg it looks like y/n was there too

user81 yeah okay who was stalking them lmao 💀

-> maybankluvbot WELP 💀

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ynupdates y/n and drew together on one of their friend's stories! (now deleted)

tagged: yourinstagram, drewstarkey

user39 these are definitely from the same night as the dinner night

-> lilalovesdrew RIGHT it's the same outfits

drew_clouds DELETED???

iloveyn omg are they together??

-> rafeyyy what if. . .

-> rafezcameron okay but if they are they're gonna be so cute I swear

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[byghmorphs]

Great morph!

Model: @couchqueenie

[marclef]

✨ the mess-free garbage disposal system of Peppino's Pizza ✨

(@cyanityinsanity101 i blame you for this lmao )

[ismellpestilence]

Yeah, no. If I was going to invent a rumor about myself I would say that I'm secretly going broke, or maybe that I have chlamydia. Not that I'm a pedophile and a deadbeat dad. Either Drake is stupid himself, or he thinks everyone else is.

[glmshver]

my small present for 1st April! from ask, but it's still Gil!

you're free to praise me (you better do.)

[wolfsbanesparks]

Oh it's midnight and this is going to sound so dumb

But I must

Billy: Hey, if Tim is short for Timothy,

Tim: Yeah.

Billy: And Bart is short for Bartholomew...

Bart: Exactly! Where are you going with this because it sounds like you're onto something :D

Billy, with the complete wisdom of Solomon (he pronounces it Solo-Man) on his side: ...Then is Wally short for Waluigi?

Bart and Tim, wheezing and trying not to make the baby feel dumb: ...it sure does, pal!

This is so adorable!

This is clearly a kid who has forgotten that Billy is short for William and thus will not respond to full name scolding.

I'm picturing 10 year old Billy with the biggest most excited grin ever on his face as he asks this. Tim and Bart are just excited for the chaos that will ensue when Billy one day full names Wally by screaming "WALUIGI WEST" at the top of his lungs. (Wally is of course not there to defend himself or prevent this and will not know about this conversation until its too late).

[bloatgully]

I love bending over and seeing that big belly 🥵😍

[itspileofgoodthings]

I go off about Catholic/christian religious influencers of all kinds and I do so for many reasons but one of the main ones is just. the feeling they’re selling (and it is a feeling and they’re selling it, even if just for views) it doesn’t feel like that for everyone. That whole simplistic set-up of struggle struggle struggle, breakthrough, clarity, emotional peace, tears streaming down the face. That’s not real. Or at least it’s not real much of the time in MANY cases and even when it is real that isn’t the only part or the most important part of having a relationship with God. It’s probably the least important part, the feeling. and so it fills me with RAGE when the emotional part of religion is sold and packaged and paraded and presented on Instagram as “inspiration”! it distorts the whole reality of a relationship with God and puts a literal and figurative Instagram filter over the whole thing.

[triglycercule]

less of horrordust eating face and killer watches more of them mauling eachother. also killer watches

[invinciblerodent]

Replaying from the beginning, I don't think I'll ever get over the fact that Astarion actually expected us to not immediately clock that he's a vampire. And I know this has been said before, but it's so hilarious.

He's over there, thinking himself suave and secretive, with such decor as...

A clearly bloody glass cup sitting right in front of his tent, in a puddle of blood, as the very first thing you see

another bloody goblet at his feet, with stains that do not look anything like wine on his white carpet

jars of blood inside his open tent, complete with a very clear bloodstain on the pallet under his bedroll

this clearly labeled bloodbank jar, covered in bloodstains, just on the table right next to him

this veritable dinner table napkin covered in blood, and of course, the pièce de résistance,

the fucking mirror in clear view, angled perfectly so that if he wasn't a vampire, you should be able to see his ass in it in premier plan when approaching from the campfire.

Not only is he very clearly a vampire, but he's also an excessively messy eater, which honestly makes the fact that he is only revealed on the third night a downright humiliating admonishment of the party's collective intelligence.

(Though, armed with the knowledge that he cannot seem to keep blood in his mouth, there is also some real potential here for the first act of physical tenderness he experiences in centuries to be the player character just... absently wiping a drop of their blood off his chin with their hand after a feeding.)