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esperderek · 9 months ago
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I have to have a chuckle at the Screenrant article posted recently about the Galactic Starcruiser, which totally wasn't about Jenny Nicholson's video honest.
In part, because early in Nicholson's video, she talks about how unnatural it is to have your influencers speak in adcopy and copyright rather than the more colloquial nicknames, and how it makes the people speaking about the product seem very insincere and, well, paid off. Because normal humans don't speak that way, but advertising does.
What's the first two lines in this article?
"As a life-long fan of Star Wars, there was nothing quite as exciting as finding out that I would be working on the immersive Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser experience. Located at the Walt Disney World Resort, the Galactic Starcruiser opened on March 1, 2022, and welcomed passengers to board a two-day, two-night cruise through the stars, during which they could live out their own Star Wars adventure."
No one talks like this naturally. No one writes like this naturally.
This is supposed to be your passioned defense of the place you worked at, the people you worked with, and the memories you made along the way. C'mon! Why don't you open with a story, perhaps an anecdote about the best moment you had working there, or the devastation of the day you lost your dream job. We need to feel your humanity! But there's nothing of that here, to the point where you can just hear the TM behind Galactic Starcruiser.
The first half of this article continues in this vein, reading like a press release Disney marketing put out, just with past tense rather than present or future tense:
"Essentially, the Starcruiser experience was a 48-hour movie that passengers were actually a part of. It was all facilitated through the "datapad," which was accessed through the Play Disney Parks app."
"To facilitate the overarching immersive experience and storytelling, the Starcruiser built a jam-packed itinerary for each and every guest that would consist of a variety of important activities: the captain's toast at muster, a bridge training exercise, lightsaber training, and more. These types of events were essential to understanding what was happening, as they would give passengers the chance to interact with characters and build their story. This is why the Starcruiser could never be just a hotel; every part of it was designed for enthusiastic interaction."
Like, c'mon. I used to work in television. I've seen and used adcopy in my former job, and this is some serious adcopy. It honestly wouldn't shock me if the author dredged up some old adcopy they had lying around about the topic and just transferred it over, changing the tense. You're not here to sell us this product, because there is no product to sell. It's gone, it's been gone for a year, you don't have to sell us on IT. Speak about your experiences.
The next part is yet another topic that Jenny Nicholson pointed out, the bad faith excuses that influencers and advertisers made for the extreme price point:
"What many people don't know, however, is that the price included much more than just a room. The passengers' food, park tickets, recreation activities on board, non-alcoholic drinks, and more were all included - with merchandise being one of the few additional costs on board."
Which is absolute bad faith reasoning, especially when there are plenty of other vacation options that are ALSO all-inclusive, but are MUCH cheaper and offer MORE amenities than the Galactic Starcruiser did! Including Disney Cruises, owned by the same company! Seriously, you can go on a halfway decent sounding cruise or all-inclusive resort somewhere warm for, like, a week or two and spend far less than GSC cost.
Then the last part is essentially: "All the workers liked working there and the bad reviews afterwards make the workers who worked on it feel sad. :("
Which, like, companies have been hiding behind that reasoning for ages. Curiously, the author never offers....any reasons or stories. WHY did working on it impact you so much? What set it apart, what were the people like, what did you like about working there, why are you so passionate about it even a year later? There's nothing, just a generic sort of "We worked hard." and "We're sad it's gone." Why? How? What happened? The video you're obviously writing this in response to is filled with personal anecdotes and stories, it's the backbone of the video! Again, you need to give us something to show your humanity!
Especially when you consider that Nicholson repeatedly points out that the only highlight about her experience, the only thing that kept the damn thing going was the workers.
She had nothing but praise for them, and nothing but contempt for the higher ups who wasted and abused that enthusiasm, to the point where one of her last points was "Hey, Disney is basically exploiting labor."
Much like Jenny, I'm also not condemning anyone who had a good time working there. Good! If you were having a good time at work, that's great. If you have good memories about the people, awesome. But I'll note two things:
a) That doesn't meant you weren't being exploited, and
b) That doesn't mean you have to be a useful idiot for the corporation you worked for afterwards.
I'm not conspiracy brained enough to go "Oh, Disney TOTALLY forced this article into being.", because a cursory examination of the author's prior works and such suggests a lifelong passion for Star Wars, she did work at the hotel, and she's a Star Wars Editor (whatever THAT means in this day and age) for Screen Rant. Apparently one of the heads of Screen Rant says that Disney had no hand in it either.
Though, I can see why people would think that way. It READS like a press release, not something a normal human being would write about an experience they feel passionate about.
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mylastmoleculeofserotonin · 5 months ago
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It is absolutely wild to me that some people are borderline accusing Hedland of misappropriating funds for the Acolyte because, at least to me, the neither the production value, writing, coreo nor acting were any worse than shows like Andor or the Mandalorian. But more importantly, I wonder why a show made after two very important strikes in the theatre industry may cost a bit more per episode. Like maybe, they’re actually paying people and keeping working conditions safer? And honestly, considering how much hate everyone working on the show received, I would be fully supportive of them to use their funds to go on a nice long vacation away from everything, they deserve it.
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farosdaughter · 5 months ago
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I’m sorry but TROP season 2 as a whole was stale fast food fare compared to S1’s organic homemade feast and I’ll die on this hill lol
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toxicxsugarxart · 2 years ago
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I’m still in encanto hell and I’ve never seen a star war in my life. happy may the fourth ya nerds.
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the-far-bright-center · 4 months ago
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"Over a decade after its release, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) still stands out as George Lucas’s summative and most masterful artistic statement. I use the word “summative” deliberately, because Sith incorporates a broad cinematic heritage, and also draws from Lucas’s own interests in narrative/illustrative art, architecture, world religion and mythology, anthropology, philosophy, pedagogy, and even race-car driving. In finding a tonally and visually radical common ground for these fixations, the film also addresses and subverts the director’s own oeuvre; and, as has always been the case with Star Wars, Sith contends with the poles of past and future, searching for (and sometimes grappling with) the space between. Of course, the Star Wars saga has always been anachronistic, employing science fiction iconography while also pulling famously from Joseph Campbell’s theory of monomythic commonalities in world narratives; the original film, released in 1977, also acted as a gateway to a commercial future, opening the floodgates (along with Steven Spielberg’s Jaws [1975]) for a new kind of American blockbuster cinema. However, while Lucas and Spielberg offered auteurist statements on genre that were also fortunate enough to generate mass appeal, the majority of big-budget fare has since become studio-incubated and sanctioned by market control groups, resulting in films that are often devoid of passion for cinematic language. Ironically and sadly enough, this can certainly be said of J. J. Abrams’s insipid The Force Awakens (2015), a reactionary attempt to conserve a falsely utopic view of the saga’s origins."
—Mike Thorn, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith: George Lucas' Greatest Artistic Statement?
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heirtotheempire · 2 years ago
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Pellaeon/Thrawn shippers living in a post-Thrawn (2017) world are the strongest people alive in this damn fandom
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bereft-of-frogs · 8 months ago
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I finally did it, I asked someone on reddit WHY they think Indara faked her own death in the first episode. Because I don't see any evidence of it and idk I just don't get the sense they'd throw out that much of a curve-ball without any foreshadowing? I feel like she'd definitely be coming up more. They almost never mention her except in the list of targets/the bit where Jecki is arresting Mae. But this theory keeps popping up and it's on my list of 'things that would tank the ending for me' if she turned out to have faked her death in some bizarre 5D chess match that hasn't been telegraphed in any way in the text. It's definitely way more foreshadowed that one or more of the witches is alive (see: 'my mother could do that' from last episode).
I get too wanting more Jedi Master Carrie-Anne Moss, but I think she's really just going to be in the second flashback episode and I'll take what I can get even if that ends up being a combined total of like 20 minutes of screentime XD
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onthegreatsea · 1 year ago
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this obesssion people have with canon drives me insane
u have something made by 1000's of people over decades but yr supposed to pretend theres Only One Truth and its actually a Totally Coherent Singular Thing rather than a mess of contradictory bullshit
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beasanfi1997 · 1 year ago
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Dave Filoni was wrong about Ezra Bridger and Sabine Wren...... The Last of Sabine Is not the Key foto the future of Ezra..... I should Listen to my family watching that BULLSHIT of once Upon a Time and This Is us Just like in a prigion or lager......
I will never hear about Dave Filoni that he Is going to pension and we will never see Ezra and Ahsoka Tano what they were doing with Bad Batch during the original Trilogy of star wars. He will never celebrate 10th anniversary of Star Wars Rebels, and he will never made Rebels season five set during the original Trilogy of star wars. Only the Canon books and comics will show us....... He only show the Ghost Crew in live action only in Ahsoka series not in the Mandalorian season three and Four and the book of Boba Fett.......
I will not hear about Dave Filoni.
Ezra and Sabine are not in love in Rebels and neither in Ahsoka series, my sister had right.........
Ezra and Sabine are not talking care of Ben Solo
Ezra and Kylo Ren are only the forgotten characters
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mediumsizedfountain · 7 months ago
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It's been years, but I'm back on my Star Wars shit.
I think the thing I love most about Oshamir as a ship is how much of a female power fantasy it is, and the show unapologetically leans into that aspect.
Like, Qimir as an undeniably powerful and dangerous man, but he very rapidly started shifting into the more submissive person in the relationship.
He's not a tyrant or a fascist or a warlord or anything like that which could be triggering and icky. He's a lone wolf committed to his own freedom and making his own path as he sees fit. He's a killer, but only when those deaths either protect/defend his freedom and independence, or advance the cause of his power and his personal journey.
HOWEVER, bro is also clearly lonely and touch starved, and willing to take on fake personas in order to find something resembling friendship.
This is where the female power fantasy comes in.
The minute he meets Osha, he's so immediately taken with her that he drops his fake persona and nearly reveals himself. Then when he is ready to kill everyone else to protect himself, he goes out of his way to avoid killing Osha, flirts with her mid battle, keeps checking that she's paying attention when he's talking. The man is crushing on her big time. He even seems impressed every time she fights against him.
By the end of the battle, when he finds her unconscious in the forest, our boy is already halfway in love.
What better power fantasy could there be? Not only does the most deadly man in the galaxy not want to hurt her, but he's totally smitten when all she's done is point weapons at him.
The fantasy only gets more intoxicating from there. Not only does he tuck her into bed and tend her wound, this guy COOKS HER SOUP and respectfully sets up his makeshift bed across the room.
From the moment she picks up his lightsaber, Osha starts losing her fear of him, because it's obvious this dweeb is just peacocking by showing off his nice body and his artfully arranged tendrils of hair and flirting non stop.
The way he literally puts his life in her hands and remains unflinchingly honest and straightforward with her while helping her work through her complicated emotions is only icing on the cake. Not to mention he keeps inviting her to join him, but every time she rejects him he just quietly pouts and respectfully backs down.
I'm not going into detail about how he follows her around like a devoted puppy for the rest of the season while also respecting her personal boundaries.
The bottom line is: Leslye Headland created the ultimate female power fantasy by giving Osha an overpowered monster who instantly falls for her, willingly and eagerly defangs himself, devoted himself to her needs, and submits himself to her choices.
It's also perfectly clear that he can still transform into a monster, but now he's OSHA'S monster. And he's also Osha's biggest fanboy and her eager emotional support person.
Leslye just knows what the girlies like and served it up to us on a platter.
We are so fed. Now just hoping Disney has the guts to keep trying something new by giving us a second season.
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theconstitutionisgayculture · 7 months ago
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There's a guy who really, really loves Pepsi. He's been drinking it since he was a kid and it's his favorite drink of all time, he can't get enough of it. So, when a lady comes up to him and offers him a glass of Pepsi, he's ecstatic. "Yes, please!" he says, and takes the glass and drinks it down. The Pepsi is warm and kind of flat, but that's okay. It's still Pepsi and he still loves Pepsi. So when the lady offers him another glass, he takes it and drinks it down. This one is also warm, and much more flat, but that's okay. It's still Pepsi, and he still loves Pepsi. So when the lady offers him another glass, he takes it and drinks it down. This time, it's very warm and very flat. But, it's still Pepsi. And he still loves Pepsi. So, when the lady offers him another glass, he takes it, and drinks it down.
Now, by this point, the man who loves Pepsi is starting to forget what fresh Pepsi tastes like. It's been forever since he had it, and while he has a lot of old pictures of Pepsi and of him drinking Pepsi, that crisp, fresh taste is just out of reach in his memories. So, when the lady offers him another glass, he takes it, drinks it down, and starts to wonder if maybe this is as good as Pepsi will ever be again. If so, he's disappointed, but he still loves Pepsi. So he keeps taking the glasses, and he keeps drinking them down.
Then, one day, the woman hands him a glass that he drinks. The moment the Pepsi touches his tongue, he gags. This isn't just warm and flat. This is disgusting. It's old and sour and thick and filled with sediment and it tastes like it's been baking in the sun for six weeks. The woman who handed him the glass insists it's Pepsi. The man who loves Pepsi disagrees. Pepsi used to be fresh and crisp and its distinct taste filled his mouth with joy. It was cold and refreshing and always made him happy. This...stuff he just drank is not in any way the Pepsi he loves. "Not so," says the woman. "It has all the same ingredients. The same sugars. The same recipe. It even comes from the same can with that famous Pepsi logo. Sure, those ingredients were mixed a little differently. Some of the proportions were changed. Certain ingredients were prioritized over others. And the can was opened weeks ago and left outside in the sun a bit, but everything you love about Pepsi is still there. You're just too caught up in your idea of what Pepsi is to see it."
But the Pepsi fan will not be swayed. This is not Pepsi. This is some terrible bastardization of what Pepsi used to be. What it always should be. The crisp taste and the cool refreshing carbonation is essential, and he no longer wants to drink this desecration of the thing he loved.
"But this is the thing you love," the woman insists. "All the same ingredients. All the same packaging. If you don't love it now, then you never truly loved it at all."
Now the Pepsi fan is angry. How dare this woman tell him he never loved Pepsi. He's always loved Pepsi! And right as he's about to tell the woman exactly where to shove her fake, cheap, imitation slop, out from her pocket she pulls a brand new, unopened can of Pepsi. Our Pepsi fan stops and stares at the familiar blue can. This is the Pepsi he remembered. The woman places it in the fridge. It's even going to be cold! The Pepsi fan asks if he can have a glass of that Pepsi.
"Soon," the woman says.
The Pepsi fan is thrilled. Soon. Soon, he will once again have his Pepsi. The Pepsi he remembers. The Pepsi he's loved his whole life.
With a smile on his face and a spring in his step, he goes into the next room to wait until he can once again enjoy his Pepsi. The moment he leaves, the woman takes the can out of the fridge, opens it, and leaves it outside in the sun.
The man, blissfully unaware, eagerly begins to anticipate his next glass. He goes online and tells all the Pepsi naysayers that finally they're going to get back the Pepsi they all love.
And that's Disney Star Wars in a nutshell.
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lokislady17 · 1 month ago
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Proof positive that the people who so actively rallied against this show aren't even real fans of the franchise. Come on, they didn't even care enough to make sure they were dumping on the right IP before hitting 'post'.
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prying-pandora666 · 1 year ago
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On Outrage Marketing and How To Stop It (ATLA Live Action)
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I’m sure we have all noticed an uptick of aggression and frustration against fellow fans on this and other social media sites.
Depending on your perspective, you may think that other fans are being overly critical and hysterical or complaining just to complain.
Alternatively, you may believe that other fans have descended into toxic positivity and are dead set on silencing all discussion and dissent, even if it’s the slightest bit critical or questioning.
The reality is: both are true and false.
This is outrage marketing.
As much as we can dunk on Netflix for their past decisions, they’re not idiots. This isn’t a case of the actors and director not knowing when to shut their mouths. These media outlets are not doing hard journalism and bringing us the facts: this is sponsored content. The studio is PAYING to put these stories out there.
Why? And why so close to release?
Exactly for the reasons you’re seeing: to make us fight publicly on social media.
Look at it this way. How long did it take for the trailer hype to die down and for it to stop trending everywhere? A week?
Meanwhile, how much longer can outrage carry hype and word of mouth? For months or even YEARS. All the outrage clickbait we have seen in the past with Disney products especially (Star Wars, Marvel) is intentional outrage marketing. It keeps people talking, which keeps the content trending, which keeps spreading the word and building hype in a time where content is myriad and every IP needs to compete to keep your attention.
Basically it works like this:
Group of fans #1 are fed these interviews by the algorithm and make criticisms or express concerns.
Group of fans #2 are fed the most exaggerated or hyperventilating takes from the first group to create the illusion of irrationality.
Group #2 decries the “hysterical” fans and lump every bit of criticism into this, silencing dissent.
Group #1 feels censored and attacked which makes them even more aggressive in their criticisms.
Rinse and repeat. Bots can also be used to help foster this hostile environment. Reddit and Twitter are known to be infested with fake bot accounted for this reason.
Meanwhile, the much larger group of audience members just sees ATLA is trending and there’s a lot of buzz and tons of pictures that are aesthetically interesting so they are interested in the show.
So how do we stop it?
By no longer making the repeated posts complaining about other fan reactions, and ignoring them when you do see them.
Instead, engage civilly with your fellow fans. Be curious. Try to understand their actual perspective before you attack. You can disagree without making a caricature of the opposition and interpreting them in the most uncharitable way possible.
This will produce more nuanced discussions and allow people to vent their concerns as well as share their excitement in a way less hostile or censored environment.
Thank you to all who took the time to read this. I love ATLA and I love this fandom.
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autumnmist101 · 5 months ago
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Random Individual Hermit Head-cannons
Xisuma: Voidwalker
Keeps pictures of his favorite moments from each of the hermits' first seasons.
Void searched for Pearl and Jimmy specifically. Did this right after Grian explained his backstory and that he didn’t know if his siblings were alive.
Adopted both Mumbo and False in season two, but at separate times. They don't talk about it much though. ______________________________________________________________
VintageBeef: Cow hybrid
Makes the best deviled eggs anyone has ever tasted. ______________________________________________________________
Mumbo: Had a phase where he was a bunny hybrid (have a shpeel about it but that's too long for this post)
Would wear a fake mustache when he was too young to grow one. (The others found it adorable)
Second person to find out about Grian's backstory ______________________________________________________________
Gem: Hybrid forms: Tropical fish/sea creature, Fox, Deer, Elf
Confronted/nearly killed Scott during an Empires' meeting after hearing that he abandoned Pearl in DL.
Can't use chopsticks. Makes them shish-kabob sticks instead.
Loves ice-skating dates (platonic) with Pearl.
If she can't plays at least one T-Swift song on a road trip. Then she's the only artist the car gets to listen to when heading back home.
Protective as heck when she finds out someone's sick. (Nurse mod Gem activates)
Harder punches mean more love, and Gem is, according to many, a 'very affectionate' hermit. >:D
Twin of Fwhip, sister of Sausage. ______________________________________________________________
Bdubs: Hybrids- Bug, Glare, Horse
Can NOT have energy drink. Will be constantly building, and answering anything via screaming. Not to mention, won't be able to shreep. ______________________________________________________________
Scar: Hybrid forms: Vex and Cat.
Has a chewing necklace he loses constantly
An amazing cook despite the kitchen being on fire.
Has wheelchair and cane accessories from his friends. ie. wheelchair handle spikes from Gem, heated Star Wars themed cane handle from Grian.
Bursts into Disney songs at ANY reference he hears.
Jellie trained Katy Bee to carry a mini first aid box on her collar for Scar. ______________________________________________________________
Tango: Blaze-born
Raised by phoenixes.
Left home to be on his own. The portal he took to the overworld put him in a snow biome. Nearly froze before Zedaph found him.
Can actually hover, but usually forgets about the ability.
When needing in a tight space, will create a whisp of fire that he will then possess to fly into that space.
Cried for at least an hour whenever a Ravager died in DO2.
Freaked out when Pearl first tried to eat a red-stone torch and immediately taught her red-stone safety, as well as started using it. (Wants to be a good influence <3)
Still believes in Santa
Can play just about anything on kazoo.
Will NOT play Star Wars or Disney songs on the kazoo. ______________________________________________________________
Zedaph: Sheep hybrid.
Big Chappell Roan fan
Sunburns easily
Kicked out of a cult of lambs due to constantly calling the god they worshipped "Waiter" instead of "The one who waits".
Found Tango half frozen on a mountain. ______________________________________________________________
Impulse: Cast out from the nether realm for befriending too many humans.
Organizer of the Hermit Parent Club. Usually plans out field trips, pun offs, and when it's bring your kid to the server day.
Still has his first soup bowl of season 9.
Was standing right beside the cactus Skizz fell in when he was kicked out of heaven.
Helping Skizz out- "I'm an imp. My name's Impulse. What's your name, man?" ______________________________________________________________
Skizz: When meeting Impulse- "Mine's Skizzleman! I'm an Angel!"
Knew Impulse would be his best friend after that moment.
Can do a great Doodlebob impression
Cast out of heaven for being bad at making things. Not just alive things. All things.
The last straw for them was when he tried to make a Tasmanian devil. He did not know what a Tasmanian devil was. . . . He still does not know what a Tasmanian devil is.
When cast out was purposely thrown onto a cactus where he was found by Impulse. (They really didn't like his last creation) ______________________________________________________________
Joel: Hybrid forms- Wolf, Red Panda
Definitely NOT nervous around needles. Only babies, and Jimmy, are nervous around those.
Wears his Mazelean crown when he misses his friends in empires.
Constantly writes to Lizzie in whatever server she's on. Also keeps a small bottle of her perfume on his bedside table.
Can feel when another Life game is coming. (Sixth sense almost)
Has a dart board with Scott's face on it that he, and sometimes Pearl, use to prepare for the next games.
NOT scared of giant birds or any birds for that matter. That's for losers. And DIDN'T scream when he first saw Jimmy's canary wings. ______________________________________________________________
False: Eagle avian
Enjoys hunting rabbits/Joel in her free time.
Teases Mumbo about his crush on Hot Guy.
Has won countless rap battles
Can, in fact, smell fear ______________________________________________________________
Etho: Sings Barbie girl in the shower
Carries tools on him at all times
Keeps a Big Bro <3 bracelet from Gem in his vest pocket ______________________________________________________________
That's all for now. I have others; however, they were too long to be included in this post. I do intend to expand/story-fy a couple of these ones though, hopefully in the near future. Anyways, hope you enjoyed! <3
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oldiesstationlover11607 · 4 months ago
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twenty one pilots masterlist #1
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Tyler Joseph/blurryface/clancy
Weak - Tyler Joseph/Blurryface
Break the Cycle - Clancy x Reader + part 2 + part 3
For you + part 2
Can you just be an adult about this for once?
Cookies
Number 16 Cotton Candy + part 2 - Clancy x Reader
In-Ears
Alter Ego - Blurryface
Fairly Local - Blurryface
Cover
Sleep
Bad Date
Flirt
Jealous
Radio interview
Taco Bell Day
Escape - Clancy
Breakup
Elevator
Sick
O-H
It's a good day - Clancy
Xmas stream
Backstage + part 2
Smithereens
School Project + part 2
Haunted Bus
Timeline
Off Limits - Dun!Reader
Spookyface
Ghostbuster
Sneak Out
Escape - Clancy x Male!Reader
You're gonna get sick
I shouldn't have come - Blurryface
Olympian
Gone - Bishop!Clancy x Bandito!Reader
The Good Morning Show
Crazy Shirt - GN!Reader
Dark Kingdom - Prince!Clancy x Peasant!Reader
Pulling me closer
Drinks
Panic
Josh Dun/Torchbearer
Neighbours
Stressed
Copycat
Secret Relationship + Part 2 - Joseph!Reader
Promise
We're Going Back - Torchbearer
Drum Lessons
Irrational
Lore
Anniversary Date - Torchbearer
First Kiss
Kids
Study
Spooky Jim + part 2
Pushing me away
Tease - fluff + Tyler!
Taken - Torchbearer
Barrier Kisses
Disney Day
Torchbearer w a newborn - Headcannons
Movie Night
Faking it
Little Bishop
Petals - Torchbearer
Pre-banditos Torchbearer - Headcannons
Star Stickers - Torchbearer
WWWY
Not in the mood
Surprise Concert
Painting
The Bleachers
Premiere
Hickey Queen
Stoic - Torchbearer
Josh w reader on their period - Headcannons
Never got over you
Reunion
Josh Dun + Tyler Joseph
Prank War - Dun!Reader
Daughter Series - Part 1 + Part 2 + Part 3 + Part 4 + Part 5
Gaming
Real Thing + Part 2 - Vampire tøp
Apocalypse + Part 2 - (Zombie Apocalypse AU)
You look scared - Serial killer/Scream AU
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gffa · 5 months ago
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Was Padme and Anakin's marriage legal? Someone on reddit was very insistent that there's somewhere in canon where it says they used fake names, so it was actually legal, only ceremonial, but I can't find anything definite on it.
I've seen that concept in fic before (which can have a lot of cool things to explore about it!), but as far as canon goes (at least Disney canon, I don't know Legends as well), they were legally married:
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Star Wars: Complete Locations, 2016
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Star Wars: Queen's Hope | EK Johnston Looking into this a bit further, I think where this comes from is a thing from Legends and a really suspect one--it's not from a book or comic or anything, but one of those on-line databank entry things (which really weren't super serious hard canon), you can find the archived copy here, as it's no longer on the starwars.com website. Which, even in the content itself, makes it very murky--they do use false names and the only place its registered with is the Brotherhood of Cognizance, but it's still said to be an official marriage:
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So, that's where that came from, but it's from Legends and I wouldn't count the databank stuff as super hard canon, and ultimately it was still official, just secret and only the one (legal) organization knew about it. We don't really know how Naboo's legal system worked beyond that, but the context of the quoted material seems to say, yeah, it was legal there, too.
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