Billy Kaplan from Agatha All Along/Billy Maximoff from Wandavision. Mun is 25+ Crossover friendly. Multiverse, multithread, multi everything. Check rules and biography please.
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He rolled his eyes at her, head dipping to the side sarcastically as he looked at her. "I don't know if you're aware of this, but coming up with an identity and self expression when you have amnesia is hard to do. It took work to look this good and that has nothing to do with how witchy I am."
Agatha had a...complicated understanding of that fear of loss...but an understanding all the same. He didn't seem all too interested in her advice. Fine. She wasn't going to waste her breath on someone who refused to listen. Let him learn the hard way. Back to fun and flirty.
"No, but it certainly helps." She gave a flourish with an amused grin. Ignore his obvious interests...his clear investment in learning all he could get his hands on regarding the craft. It was more than angsty eyeliner that made him a witch and it wasn't just the Kaplans who were blind to that fact. His lack of self-awareness really was...astounding.
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me: i think i'll start getting ready for bed now minnie: CHAOS DEMON
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"The only constant in the entire universe declared it! What does that say about me?" Billy pointed out. He'd heard plenty that the only thing you could depend on were death and taxes, and he didn't know if other planets had an IRS. But he did know that everything died. If anyone knew what he was? It would be Rio.
He wasn't supposed to be alive. Wanda had decided that a long time ago.
"What does dating Agatha have to do with anything?" Billy asked with a sigh. "It's not like she's ugly."
Lilia's eyes filled with sadness as she looked at Billy. She might not be an empath, but she could feel all his emotions washing over her regardless. The intensity made it palpable.
"Oh you poor thing," she said in sympathy, immediately searching in her mind for how to reassure him. "Things are never that simple, not even with Death. She dated Agatha for crying out loud," she added indignantly.
There was a pause, heavy with the different emotions that Lilia could feel battling inside her. "You're not an abomination," she told him firmly.
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Hmm. What does Billy Maximoff want at the end of The Road? Oh! Right. There’s two of you. You’re after Toby. Tommy. He’s out there somewhere. I can sense him. I just…can’t find him.
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TRUTH SERUM TIME !
SEND ‘ TRUTH ‘ + A QUESTION AND MY MUSE HAS TO ANSWER. NO LYING ALLOWED.
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@diviningtime asked: ❛ This can't be the end. It has to be the beginning. ❜
"I don't want it to be the end either." He admitted quietly. His voice was small, lacking any tears but the grief was hard to ignore. "But you know. You heard Rio. I am... an abomination. If Tommy isn't here, then what's the point of me staying when Rio wants me gone?"
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"Well, it's no good to cast magic in a place that has no front door."
"Well, I figured since you're stickin' around, might as well clean the place up a bit."
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AGATHA ALL ALONG | 1x07, "Death's Hand in Mine"
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"What's mine is yours," Billy agreed. "But I hear sharing eyeliner is a bad idea - if it wasn't, you could still have it, too, I wouldn't mind."
He let his head drop, resting on Tommy's shoulder. "You know that's my only memory? Us sharing. Agatha found it for me. This little memory of us breathing at the same time. Isn't that funny? We used to share breath. I like having you back to share things with."
He snickered a bit, noise muffling behind his taco, chuckling until he managed to swallow the next bite of food. "Mom says dad makes enough to feed an army. We should test it."
"What's mine is yours, dude, I'm not mad."
Long as it was just Billy, anyway. Look, he didn't get weird about food the way some of the kids in lockup did. But it was different. He was fine with his twin in his space. Glad he'd taken him up on the offer, honestly.
(Sure, it would have been more convenient if he'd taken something prepackaged. Not nearly as funny, though.)
He just...wasn't always sure what to make of the rest of the family.
"Trust me, even your parents can't afford me wreaking havoc in their fridge on a regular basis."
The combination of speedster and teenager metabolisms, it turned out, was a real bitch.
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"Oh, look at you, come a long way from expired granola bars!"
"It's fine, I fixed it a couple of days ago, the eggs are fresh, they were part of the haul."
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reblogging for the fuzzball
#he's the star of this show 🐰
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"Sure, in the mean time, is the broken sink okay to wash the dishes or should I take them home with me? Also... how fresh were the eggs?"
"Hey, I got the basics, including fresh milk so go help yourself. Even go Scratchy some stuff too."
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He sighed deeply. "Remind me later. We need to go on, like, a proper shopping haul. A home goods store included."
"Can't promise it won't be expired." She did make fresh trip to the grocery store but she'll let him find out for himself.
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"I mean, chocolate chip is chocolate chip, isn't it? Thanks a bunch - you wouldn't happen to have milk too, would you?"
"I'm usually not, but I like this time of the year believe it or not. I've got sugar, peanut butter and chocolate chip, so take your pick."
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"I can be patient, don't worry. I didn't see you as the homey baker type before?"
"No, they're for eating, they're just hot still, the just came out of the oven"
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"I wasn't gonna? You seem pretty intent on baking - are they for a bake sale or something?"
"Don't touch those cookies."
@billyktothemax
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