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[iamred-iamyellow]

⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ Your Baby Daddy Ain’t a DJ - [Series Intro]

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♥ pairing: lando norris x fem!reader

♥ synopsis: you didn't think twice about the dj you hooked up with until you found out you were pregnant. turns out the man wasn't just some dj but a famous formula 1 driver.

♥ smau + some written - none of the pictures are mine

♥ warnings: swearing !!!

♥ a/n: tbh this specific type of trope is not my preferred cup of tea to write but that one childish gambino lyric I based the title off of was just so lando coded and I couldn't resist lol

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"The dad is a dj!?" your mom was completely shocked.

"What the fuck do dj's actually do?" your sister asked.

You covered your face with your hands prompting the two of them to feel even more sympathetic.

"Hey," your sister said, sitting next to you on the couch and putting one of her hands on your shoulder. "It's going to be okay, okay?"

"Mija," your mom joined you two on the cushions. "We will always be there for you."

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yourusername my beautiful daughter camila + her favorite stuffed animal 🤍

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yourusername she clutches onto it for dear life

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end notes: here's the intro/teaser to this little series. I'm so excited to kick it off!

[andreamoonlight143]

Recently gotta draw these guys (A man in a pajamas and a failed clone experiment- 🗿) Plus some other doodles I made that I didn’t even got a chance to post them here

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jsbajan i got whiplash bc i followed u for scollace & i haven’t been on tumblr in a while. so when i saw kaishin i was like, HM. THIS ART STYLE IS SO FAMILIAR?? then i realized. you’re posting bangers. another fav ship of mine. i love kaishin sm omgosh. <3 keep up the awesome work & have fun w/ ur art!!!

omg that's really funny since i've been thinking that my artstyle changed a lot (back to normal) after scollace but thank you so much!!! kaishin goated!! even if 73 is making stupid retcons!!! and i will i have so much devious plans for drawing them rn wahahahahhaa

fake ass bitch ^

[total-drama-brainrot]

What if Geoff wasn't the nice, chill surfer party dude who had no problems with anyone and was friends with everyone?

No, nobody can be that nice. No teenager can be that okay with every person in the camp. No, Geoff hid it. It was a common tactic he used to get people not constantly pissed at him before (it was just annoying). Pretending to be this dumb party dude fooled everyone into believing he was that because why would you ever question HIS motives? He's just a dumb party dude!

But pretending was so, so hard. You see, he had to pretend he liked these people.

Too hard.

And one day, he slipped up.

Interesting. So Geoff's friendly demeanour and sufer boy energy is all, what, a ruse he uses to portray himself as less of a threat in the competition?

It would be an effective game plan; Geoff makes it pretty far into the game in Island, and a lot of his survivability stems from his social strengths and the fact that he's not really seen as a threat in the competition - he's a lot like Owen in that regard, just less intense with his friendliness. You could have Geoff intentionally imitate a lot of Owen's mannerisms after he notices how generally liked (or at least tolerated) he is, and it'd explain their similarities quite nicely.

It does make me wonder what Geoff would be like underneath his act. Your ask implies that he's, if not entirely misanthropic, then a lot less easygoing and amicable as he's shown to be in canon. Someone easily annoyed by others, who perhaps doesn't really have the patience to deal with a lot of the shenannagins that happen on the show, even if he pretends he does... and even if his whole game plan revolves around maintaining that misconception.

That's not to say that he isn't the Geoff we all know and love from canon. He's still the same person, he's just... not as benign. At least not internally.

You could take inspiration for this Geoff from his portrayal in Action, or maybe even his vindicitiveness from World Tour (against Blaineley, just make that energy universal) to base a lot of his real character on; a Geoff who isn't exactly antagonistic, but has a mean streak and a tendancy to hold grudges. And, of course, he'd keep the same natural charisma canon Geoff has, even if his "himbo charm" is fake.

Then it's just a case of replacing his usual good-natured aloofness with cool apathy, or even a spiteful disrgard of others, and you've got yourself the perfect canvas for a wolf in sheep's clothing.

And he's also got his friendships with the Bass boys - Harold excluded, of course - which, considering Duncan's influence, would be a nice outlet for his less sociable tendencies. A way to let loose without having to expose himself as less good-natured than he lets on.

Bringing it back to Owen, and their shared similarities: Geoff could esaily attach himself to Owen post merge, similarly to how Heather attaches herself to Lindsay, as not only a social buffer (though Geoff doesn't really need one, unlike Heather) but as a sort of pawn in the competition. The "boy's alliance" would be the perfect time to have Geoff try to integrate Owen into his social circle, which is pretty much what happens in canon anyway.

Keeping Owen as close as possible is the most strategically sound move on Geoff's part. The closer he is to Owen, the easier it is to cherry pick what aspects of Owen's personality he's going to imitate. He's also got himself at least one secured vote (in theory, since Owen's known to be easily swayed).

The issue with this?

Geoff finds Owen almost unbearable to be around.

Which is ironic, given that he's conciously and intentionally trying to be as Owen-like as possible, but it's true. He can't understand how anyone can be as unconditionally and authentically cordial as Owen is, and it pisses him off. He has a hard enough time acting friendly and warm around people he doesn't like, but when it comes to doing the same with someone he actively despises?

It's enough to wear his already thin patience down until it snaps.

[octobrushwizard]

I don't think you care but I just had the most mediocre shit of my life

I was gonna put a fakepost here but got too distracted by how mediocre that shit was

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just got my octoballs sucked by craig 😩

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update on the bones: augh oof eauh ouch owie

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the practice of claiming another people's land and labelling them as barbaric terrorists when they resist is of course, nothing new. it dates back to over 12,000 years ago, during the mammalian era (just like mr grizz himself). it was a common thing with humans.

#salmonids #colonialism #history #grizzco

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[yourfaveisfriendshaped]

the yellow dj from rhythm heaven is friend shaped methinks

Yellow DJ is friend-shaped!

[danko420]

Genuinely, if anyone has ever been interested in getting into The Adventure Zone but don't know where to start, TAZ vs Dracula is a great jumping in point!!

Its fun, silly, kinda dark, and everyone more or less knows what they're doing by now so its a smoother start than Balance- and may end up being a shorter campaign so may not feel like as much of a commitment.

Check it out!! TALK TO ME ABOUT IT lmao

[fauxridium]

Happy late Halloween 🎃🎃 the doctor got a bit carried away with his scalpel 🙊 (candy will fix it)

[noise-misato-boy-destroyer]

gta o really has like four or five real world "DJs" in it and they all play the *exact* *same* song nonstop -____-

[itsthenatshack1]

Tweetgen is way too fun (there will be more soon)

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AZUMA KAYA IS HOTAMA????

[iamred-iamyellow]

⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ Florida is One Hell of a Drug - [Part 2]

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♥ pairing: lando norris x fem!reader

♥ chapter two synopsis: lando hard launched his status as a girl dad, throwing all the fans into a loop. hopefully this visit to the miami gp will bring you closer two together as co-parents

♥ smau + written - fc: girls on pinterest + madison beer for paparazzi pics - none of the pictures are mine

♥ warnings: swearing and suggestive jokes !!!

♥ a/n: I'm literally honored that y'all have been enjoying this series. sorry it took me so long to write this part/chapter!

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alexandra_saintmleux she's so cute 🥺

logansargeant I'll take a babysitting shift 🙋‍♂️

oscarpiastri I'm the favorite uncle piss off

logansargeant chill damn

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Things between you and Lando were still pretty awkward. After all, if someone asked the two of you the night you hooked up where you’d be in a year, a flight to Miami with your newborn baby would not be your answer. You didn’t trust him very much yet, but who could blame you? You expected him to do everything in his power to stay away from you and Camila. But here he was, flying the two of you out to watch him race. Lando really wanted to prove to you that he was all in. That he wasn’t going to take off running the minute things got hard for you two as co-parents. 

You were extremely grateful that Oscar and Lily were on the same jet as you. This made the atmosphere not too uncomfortable. Lily was rocking Camila in her arms as her and Oscar talked a little about Mark Webber. You debated whether you should jump into their conversation after having an extensive f1 research night with your best friend the day before, but you decided to just sit in silence.

You caught Lando staring at you and let out a sigh. This was going to be a long flight.

-

He scanned the keycard to a nice suite in the same hotel the grid was staying in.

"This will be your room," he said, wandering inside. "Don't worry about where Camila will sleep, the hotel provided a crib."

"Thank you," you said genuinely. He was trying to be thoughtful.

"If you need anything, you have my number." Lando said before leaving the room.

You sat on the edge of your bed and pulled out your phone to check your notifications.

They already found you? And they thought you were a wag? Damn the paparazzi is quick.

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-Race Day-

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The last 20 laps of the race were driving you absolutely insane. You watched closely as Lando started to pull away from Max second by second. Your leg was shaking and you wondered why this was so nerve racking.

19 laps left. 18 laps left. 15 laps left. 10 laps left. 5 laps left.

1 lap left.

The crowd and garage erupted with cheers as Lando crossed the line in P1. You heard him screaming on the radio and couldn't help but smile. Lando Norris, the father of your daughter, is now a Formula 1 race winner.

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user6 LANDO’S A GIRL DAD 😭

user8 his gf is so pretty

user10 SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

user5 babe wake up Lando just hard launched his status as girl dad

user7 HE'S NOT THE STEP DAD HE'S THE DAD THAT STEPPED UPP

user3 @/user7 PREACH

user2 never change, mclaren admin

user1 screaming, crying, throwing up

user9 lets go lando, lando is ok

user11 lets go lando, he is here to stay!!!

user4 he has a daughter 🥺

user12 my heart belongs to the dads of the grid

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“Lando, great race. How does it feel to not only get your first win but have your daughter and partner here with you?" 

“Oh uhm, she’s not my partner.” he pressed his lips together. “But, yeah it feels great. It’s been a long time coming but we finally got the win. I hope I made my daughter and the fans proud today.”

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yourusername logan got me a bouquet 🥰 oh also oscar got camila some stuff too

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logansargeant @/oscarpiastri look who's the favorite uncle now

user7 please 😭

user4 the girls are fightinggg

user3 she made her account public again yay <3

user9 ok but that's so cute :(

user8 loscar as uncles >>>

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You and Lando walked through the sliding doors of the 5 star hotel you were staying at.

"Some of the other drivers and I are gonna go out tonight if you'd like to come? I'm sure they wouldn't mind." he rubbed the back of his neck.

You nodded towards Camila who was in your arms as a silent "I have to take care of her."

He pulled his phone out quickly, “I’m sure I can find someone who can-”

“No, it's ok. Go enjoy yourself.” you said, shaking your head and pushing his phone back down. “Not too much, though. Don’t want you ending up with another unplanned kid.”  

The comment took Lando aback but drew a laugh out of him.

“I’ll see you tomorrow. Congrats on your win.” you smiled, walking back to your room.

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Later that night you laid down in your hotel room bed, scrolling through your feed. Dozens of pictures and videos of Lando popped up. Camila made a squealing noise in the portable crib beside you.

"I know, right?" you said to her with a laugh.

You stared at one picture that he looked particularly good in. You couldn't pretend like he wasn't attractive.

"Alright," you sighed, and placed your phone down. "Goodnight, mija." you leaned over, kissed her forehead, and switched off the bedside lamp.

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[lostwcnderlands]

status -> open to all {25+, m/f/nb!} including non-mutuals.

setting -> loosely inspired by this but hakeem is a rock/metal musician. details on your character can be entirely utp. our muses are hollywood's latest unusual match, and have taken off as the hottest thing in this week's headlines. it's almost not surprising a sex tape of them was leaked to the world shortly after their relationship confirmation.

hearing his pr manager drone on about damage control, and profit management, and how to spin the story - it went in one ear, and out the other. hakeem didn't really give two shits what the public thought; and, besides... this was expected behavior from him. only one statement stood out from the monologue of instructions and well-intended advice. " what do you mean we should break up? " he wasn't asking the manager, but instead, mocha hues bored into their partner. the same one featured in the scandalous leak.

[pizzarink]

Ok but what if i kissed everyone else on the forehead jsut to dissaeapr just as nysteiously

Pepperman: Confused. How did you manage…? I don’t think he would mind. He’d just appreciate it, question it, then continue on w his day.

DJ Stick: Flustered. Also confused. Would question it, but then shake it off.

Theo: Grossed out, and angry. He would wish you didn’t just… mysteriously disappear, so he could yell at you lmao. (Because you’re not Noisette)

Noisette: She’d be in a little bit of awe. It’d make her happy. Would blush a little bit.

Pizzahead: Flustered. He wouldn’t mind. It’d make his day.

Fake: He’d smile and giggle.

Bonus!! (Oc’s)

Dynamite (Noah): He’d smile. It’d confuse him, but he’d be a little happier. Would blush a tiny bit.

Nora: Confused. A little weirded out, but appreciates the gesture.

Smokey (Noelle): She’d giggle. She appreciates the gesture. Would blush a little

Jasper: Would smile, and personality would become a little out of shape. He likes it. Would blush.

Fake Silencioso: Would be skeptical at first, but once you kiss him, he’d be surprised. Would giggle. He’d hug you and lick you like a dog would (His way of thank you?)

[danthediamondminecart]

hey what if we did that fake dashboard thing with rb battles. that would be funny i think what do you guys say.

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i don't have an 'evil me' blog because i'm just that cool. "the evil me blog wants to kidnap me and take my place" skill issue

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'Sup.

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EXCUSE ME

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HAHAHAHAHAH @youdlookbetterinblue Imagine having an evil blog, could NOT be me

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HUH???

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When crows hold grudges it's 'intelligent' and 'really awesome' but when I hold grudges it's 'petty' and I 'need to get over it'.

#people these days smh #maybe if you didn't want me to hold a grudge you shouldn't have rigged your tournament!

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Gonna go fight Tanqr, I'll post a photo after!!!

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Man I'm not posting that I got my butt beat

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sounds like a you problem

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Don't Tell My Boss, But I Am Really Struggling To Repair This Charging Station. Fuel Readings Are Still Negative No Matter What I Do.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T REPAIR THE CHARGING STATION???

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Who Snitched

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WOOOOAHHH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE*

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LIVING ON A PRAYER*

*help me im gonna fall off

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what are you guys doing down there

#im already 3500m up lol

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I AM RB BATTLES

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Albert, get out of the half-time studiaskjdfhlaksdjf

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Oh no, looks like he walked into an electric fence and died in the middle of his sentence. Anyway, as I was saying.

I AM RB BATTLES

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Kreek and Tanqr have matching usernames now??? Someone should tell them to just kiss at this point

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ew no, that punk's far too stinky for me to kiss.

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This implies that you would kiss me if I put perfume on. Got something to admit, Tanqr?

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THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT.

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[ladyofthenoodle]

we are the foxes

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alya & adrien fake dating with lovesquare prpr & dj wifi, rated G, chapter 1 of ?

summary: In the wake of his father's defeat, all eyes are on Adrien Agreste, and his aunt has the perfect plan to ensure they look on him favorably: have him date the Ladyblogger. Surely, this is a foolproof plan, aside from some minor details, like her already being in a relationship. Or her best friend being in love with him. Or the fact that every person who'd attended Collège Françoise Dupont with them knew about her best friend's feelings. Or that fact that Alya doesn't know the first thing about dating someone in the public eye. Other than those things, it's a totally foolproof plan.

The sharp clacking of heels against the tiles echoed through the cavernous foyer of the estate formerly belonging to Gabriel Agreste. Adrien Agreste stood at the foot of the stairs, one hand on the handle of his suitcase and the other clutching the strap of his duffel against his shoulder, waiting with heart heavy in his chest.

Amelie Graham de Vanily came to a full stop in front of him before dragging her eyes across his figure with a frown.

“Adrien, darling, what on earth are you doing with this nonsense?”

“I started packing as soon as the trial was over, this is all I really need. We can go—”

“Go?” Amelie gave him a disapproving tut as she took the liberty of removing Adrien’s hand from his luggage. Her hand was dry and cool against his own as she led him towards the double doors of the atelier.

“With you and Félix, back to London.”

Wasn’t that where he was going? Was she not taking him with her? 

He didn’t want to leave—not when she was here, not as long as there was even a chance she might need him—but he wasn’t welcome in Paris. That had been made clear with every averted eye, every lost contract, every too-loud whisper.

Adrien Agreste had been cleared in the eyes of the law, but the court of public opinion was still in deliberation.

If Aunt Amelie didn’t take him, where would he go?

“Don’t be ridiculous, little lamb,” Amelie said as she whisked Adrien past the police tape in front of his mother’s portrait and down a set of small white steps before depositing him onto a long, magenta velvet bench. She wrinkled her nose with distaste as she sat beside him.

“We’ll have to gut this room entirely, of course, once this investigation business is over,” she said airily, as if remodeling the office of a former magical terrorist was a casual, everyday occurrence for her. “But Félix and I will be moving here. He’s not pleased, but I think it will be good for him. The damp London air encourages his choleric disposition.”

They wanted to move here?

Why?

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