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i hate u French people who come to Montreal and think our curse slang is all there is to the culture
#adler.priv#allez vous faire foutreeee#tellement ras-le-bol#genre sérieux#pcq “nique ta race” vous trouvez ça mieux?#faites chier#je veux plus en entendre parler fermez vos gueules et restez à paris si vous êtes cons comme ça
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A connu meilleur jeudi
#comme dirait l'autre#on s'est pas fait chier à faire des jolis affiches NFP pour avoir un vieux briscard#certainement impliqué dans 54 affaires de detournement de fond#upthebaguette#french politics
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Does a bad ending ruin a good story? A comprehensive guide to my feelings on the Arcane finale
*Spoilers for Arcane season 2*
So. You just finished the show, and you're staring at the screen in bewilderment. Perhaps you’re even with some friends, shouting words of confusion to the rolling credits. Try as you might, you can barely hear them, because a single thought echoes in your mind and pushes away any other:
“What the fuck just happened?”
If this happened to you, then boy oh boy, we're on the same boat. If it didn't, well, I'm glad for you friend! We might not have been looking for the same things from this story. But this is my post, meaning I will give my opinions (which are objectively correct because this is my blog and I'm the mayor here) on everything that Arcane broke and failed to deliver in its last 2 episodes.
Let's start with characters, and why none of it mattered.
Jinx symbolized the fear we all have of not belonging somewhere, of not having anything to call home or anyone to call a family. Her anger stemmed from wanting to carve a place in a society and a world that had so harshly rejected her (i.e., Vi leaving her). Her existence was a huge middle finger to all that refused to let her live, a fight to build herself something wholeheartedly hers (hence her being an inventor). It was proof that despite the world telling her she was better off dead, she would never stop fighting to prove it wrong.
… and she died.
She died, and that means all the suffering she went through to exist simply amounted to nothing. She left nothing behind either, no trace of a legacy, something that would have left her mark on that world. Isha, the child she raised as a daughter, died. Silco, who she taught love and care to, died. Vander, who she brought back from years of trauma and torture, died. Jinx fought so hard to live, and in the end, it was as if she hadn't lived at all.
Viktor is most certainly the character that made me the angriest, because of how attached I am to the person he is in season 1 (and even the first two acts of season 2 to an extent). Everything that made him so beautifully complex… gone, in about 10 minutes. There was NO reason to make him the surprise ultimate villain. Viktor had always, always been a pacificist. That's why he was so adamant Hextech not be used as a weapon. That's why every time there were chances to test hextech to hurt, he tried to learn how it could heal. Yes, his fusion with the hexcore had changed him; but NOT into a man who didn't care for human life. He wanted to help all the hurt done to his people. People like him, living day to day in the undercity, but who had never gotten a chance to crawl out of their hell. His community was about HEALING, not controlling. The very IDEA that he would accept killing innocents and ally with Noxus, the warmongers, is so ridiculous I could genuinely laugh if it didn't make me so angry. The show needed an easy, black-and-white showdown to conclude a story that would have needed so much more time to tell. And they chose Viktor. Because it was the easy way out. It was the perfect foil to the return of the Golden Boy. And that PISSES me off.
There is this really shitty concept in popular media that the handicapped/chronically ill character is always in the pursuit of being “cured” and that they need outside help to realize “that their imperfections make them perfect”. Fuck. You. As someone with chronic illness and who just finished beating blood cancer, fuck you. That realization, that you're you with every part of your being, even the ‘bad’ ones, cannot come from outside. It's YOU who needs to learn it. It's you who needs to discover how your body and your mind are so much stronger than you previously thought them to be. Not your lover, your family, your friends, or God forbid your able-bodied lab partner. You. Others may tell you as many times as they want your illness doesn't define you; it won't matter until you, yourself, have understood why and have accepted it. Having someone swoop in and “fix” Viktor with a “you don't have to change uwu” is just….. so reductive I can barely find the words for it. That was VIKTOR’S path to find, and not Jayce’s role to find it for him.
Also… Viktor wasn't trying to ‘fix’ his leg; he was trying to find a cure to a deadly illness ravaging his body and no doubt the bodies of many in Zaun. The HELL is the message here??? That he should have just rolled with it because the deadly illness was part of him??? Again, as a cancer survivor. Fuck right off.
Of course, I can't just ignore the hideous get-up they put him in at the end. The man who laughed at Jayce's narcissism….you want me to believe… he would put on that fucking edge lord costume and not DIE of embarrassment??? The design makes no sense from a narrative standpoint either: if his cane has become the sceptre, why is he still keeping it? He doesn't need it anymore to walk, and it's a reminder of his weaknesses as a human that he apparently hated so much. Why the hell does he keep it then? And the hexclaw. Where did that bad boy come out from?? Did you all see a secret extra bonus scene where he steals it from the lab, because I sure didn't. It doesn't add anything to his sets of powers either it’s… it's a fucking laser gun. WHY. And oh sweet god that mask… there would have been so many ways of designing a mask more meaningful than the one from LoL. This one is just. A piece of metal he spawned in embryo. Get it? Because he's made of metal now and also hiding his face means no more humanity? Get it?? Of fucking course you do, because this was the easiest and worst possible way they could have integrated the mask.
Viktor and Jayce had a fantastic dynamic in that Viktor had started out as the loner, the underdog scientist from the slums; while Jayce was the leader figure, living in comfort that made him attachingly naive, his face plastered on posters stroking his ego. The shift is delightfully slow, as Viktor gains in confidence and determination to see his invention through no matter what, while Jayce is confronted with harsher and harsher truths about the world he so blissfully ignored. By Act 2, they have fully switched roles: Viktor is now the leader figure, a symbol of the future for the people, while Jayce is desperately alone, both physically in the hexcore anomaly, and mentally in being the only one who has seen the devastating future. Excellent stuff. What would be a great way to push these parallels further and to show the complexity of these characters, and perhaps how they can balance each other out? Well, Fortiche sure didn't know, now Viktor is the bad bad guy and Jayce is mister hero. Zaun bad, Piltover good. All nuance, gone. Proving that indeed, the man from poverty and inequality turns out evil, while the one from comfort and wealth turns out to be the hero of the story. The whole “giving a warm speech to the bad villain about how you care for them, somehow immediately changing their ways, and dying together to save the world” can work well in shounen anime where friendship is magic, or in the Ben 10 live-action movie (yes, that's the plot, I thought that wasn't deep when I was like 7 years old so imagine now), but not in a show like Arcane. Not with the ethical and moral nuances they have accustomed us to.
And now, let's explore...
Plotholes and incomplete storylines galore.
Ekko’s tree and the contamination of Zaun from Piltover? Fuck that. The huge showdown between the two opposite yet sister cities, like Jinx and Vi, that has been built up for two seasons? Fuck that. And for what?
For the Noxus sequel teaser.
Mel’s plotline about finding her mage origins had NOTHING to do with the main plot. Absolutely nothing. It added 0 twists or intrigues to the story, and served no purpose except making her a deus ex machina for a broken ending. All it was there for was to lay the base for a following show on Noxus and the Black Rose. Time that could have been spent either giving Mel a proper arc related to the plot, or giving all the other rushed character arcs more development.
Finally, and I deeply regret having to say this, but… the end of Vi and Cait's relationship was majorly disappointing to me. As an LGBTQ+ person myself, who feels attraction to women, it was a delight to have such a realistically portrayed w/w relationship on screen. Popular media tends to portray m/m relationships as these doomed, sinful feelings between two repressed guys, while w/w relationships are shown to just be all sunshine and rainbows and teddy bears, because two women together are a cute little accessory to have on screen. It’s non-threatening. But not Cait and Vi; their bond was raw, and rocky, with violent lows and passionate highs in a world that seemed to want to keep them apart. Their separation and the introduction of Maddie showed the reality of a w/w relationship, where fights and cheating ARE things that happen, because they're two adult women with different beliefs, objectives, an trauma. Putting them back together, as if nothing had happened, without giving us anything about how their relationship would have evolved from the breakup? I'd never thought I'd say this, but it's too easy. How about Caitlyn's literal descent into fascism??? We’ll just ignore that? Vi will just ignore that?
As with everything else, this last part of Arcane destroys all the complex emotions that exist between these characters, the resentment, the anger, the frustration, built upon years of different social conditioning… gone. Because they had 2 episodes left to wrap it up, and there was no way to make a coherent and natural transition to them getting back together with that kind of time. And can I just say. The decision to have Vi, symbol of Zaun, go down on Caitlyn, symbol of Piltover and enforcers, in a prison cell that has held innocent Zaunites and represents their complete lack of freedom as individuals by a cop state that oppresses them….. yeah, bad. So bad.
And… the multiverse. Yup, they went the multiverse route. Now, that's not necessarily a bad thing: the concept of multiverses itself is interesting in a vacuum, and quite a few properties have managed to make it work coherently. But it has been terribly overused and bastardized in serialized content in the last few years, for the simple reason that it's extremely practical. Why make a new, original series when you already have worlds and characters that are developed, and come with built-in fans? It's a money-saving hack! Why dedicate yourself to an ending that is meaningful in its finality and wraps the story properly when you can just say “It's just one ending in the multiverse!”. It takes away any accountability to the fans, and leaves the door open to a potential other version of the story! The perfect combo!
…except in practice, it comes off as lazy in a medium where that trope is overly saturated (don't start me on Marvel), and like a cowardly way of escaping from the responsibility of really taking the time to craft a good, solid ending to end your story.
So, with all that said: does it ruin Arcane for me? No, absolutely not, and I don’t think it should be for you either. The intricate artistry and raw talent that went into making the first season (and I would say a majority of the two first acts of season 2) is undeniable, and will stay undeniable. Nothing can touch that story. It will forever be one of my favourite pieces of animated media, which is saying a lot because I'm currently getting my master's degree on that topic.
However, it does give Arcane, as a whole rather than two separate seasons/entities, a very bittersweet feeling that is hard to forget. Thinking of what could have been, just if a little more time had been given to the minds behind the masterpiece you so loved… it's its own form of heartbreak. Academics have even compared it to experiencing a form of death of a loved one, before they ever got to reach their fullest potential and live the life they deserved. It may sound dramatic, but the feelings you feel in this moment, watching the horrible end of a fiction you have so much love for, are real. No one can take those away from you. You're allowed to grieve the loss of something that meant a lot to you.
Tldr; No, Arcane is not a bad series because of its rushed and incomprehensible ending. As they say, it's all about the journey, not the destination, even if that's one of the parts we tend to remember the most. And I don't know about you, but this was one of the best journeys I've ever been on.
#reminder this is not an invitation for debate in the comments and reblogs Im just explaining my feelings#God i wish i didnt have to make this post#I believed they could still salvage something until the very end#moral of the whole thing: never trust a goddamn story written by the french#j'ai 100% le droit de dire ca j'ai eu mon Bac L juste pour chier sur le fait que les auteurs francais sont pas capable d'écrire une fin#ET J'AVAIS RAISON#the weight of being a prophet.......#god tagging this is gonna hurt me emotionally but here goes#arcane spoilers#arcane critical#arcane criticism#anti arcane#arcane season 2#arcane finale#arcane jinx#arcane viktor#arcane caitlyn#arcane vi#arcane ekko#arcane jayce#arcane mel#rant#mine#thank you for reading this far fellow tumblr enjoyer i hope you have a good day
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les gars on s'est fait gaulé.......
#ils ont peur au secours#juste laissez nous kiffer nos trucs sans faire chier svp on fait rien de mal 😭#on sait que c'est faux sjejksksllf#orelgringe#au moins ils ont pas trouvé les fanarts......
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NOOOOON PAS EDOUARD BAER 😭😭😭 PUTA*N MAIS POURQUOI LES C*NNARDS SONT SI NOMBREUX DANS CE MONDE DE M*RDE 🤬🤬🤬
#JE ME SENS TRAHI#FAIT CHIER#upthebaguette#whatthefrance#french#en français#french side of tumblr#edouard baer#bee tries to talk
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Poil de Feu et Poil de Glace sont meilleurs amis, contrairement à ce qu’on pourrait penser
#hero corp#warrior cats#heroclan#hc steve#hc allen#c’est etoile sombrevqui les a appelé comme ça car il trouvait que c’était marrant#écoutez chat mckormack se fait un peu chier il trouve de quoi se changer les idées où il peut
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Les gens pensent avoir les bonnes opinions, pensent avoir les faits de leur côté. Mais ils débloquent. Les droitards, les gauchisssss, personne ne s'intéresse plus aux faits et encore moins à prendre de la hauteur et regarder les crises que nous vivons d'un oeil aguérri, puisant sa force dans l'Histoire.
Tout le monde gobe tous les messages qui passent, peu de gens doutent, et beaucoup de ceux qui le font, basculent de l'autre côté de la corde raide. D'un côté comme de l'autre, des gens manipulés, des gens à qui des perfides langues auront menti.
Je déplore que personne ne cherche plus à partir d'une page blanche. Personne ne cherche à comprendre, à reconstruire la généalogie et entrevoir l'implacable influence des différents magmas sous-jacents.
Tout le monde part de ses petites préconceptions pré-empaquetées , de ses petites émotions pré-digérées. Si peu de personnes sont réellement intéressées par la vérité dans toutes ses nuances.
Si peu de personnes ont un réel respect pour la complexité. Ils sont tous enivrés par ce sentiment grisant de détenir l'unique vérité, l'unique récit. L'unique point de vue.
Je suis triste, en peine. Je regarde ce grand cirque avec dédain. Jamais je ne serai un imbécile qui s'aligne avec un adversaire contre un plus funeste ennemi.
Si vous êtes con et obtus je vous conchie. Si par hasard, vous épousez de bonnes positions mais pour de mauvaises raisons, tout nous oppose et tout nous opposera, toujours.
Mes opinions ne sont ni figées ni facilement influençables. Elles sont d'acier, trempées dans un bain de données et de faits, forgées par un désir de paix et de justice, affûtées par cette pierre angulaire : mes axiomes inattaquables.
"Jouis et fais jouir, sans faire de mal ni à toi, ni à personne, voilà je crois, toute la morale". (Chamfort)
Mais elles sont souples, je ne m'y suis pas attaché. Je ne suis pas suspendu, agrippé au rebord de mes certitudes. Je navigue sur la mer de l'incertitude, mes voiles gonflées par un vent de l'esprit, celui qui me pousse à comprendre — réellement comprendre — le monde qui m'entoure.
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Je commence à identifier le niveau de frustration où au lieu de crier sur des conversations privées ou sur les réseaux, je suis assez motivée pour écrire directement aux concernées.
En tout cas, j'ai l'impression que ça me donne l'impression que je suis un peu plus utile qu'à crier dans le vide.
#j'ai fait ça pour la loi transphobe au sénat#je viens de faire ça au comité de LFI pour leurs choix me***que d'investiture des législatives en dépit des accords FP#genre#ça va pas régler des trucs#mais au moins les gens que je fais chier sont les personnes concernées#pas des étrangers sur internet
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Almost made a bingo of all the things I guess Jean would say in french but l'm pretty sure it's 99% swear words so it's pretty easy to guess
#putain merde et fait chier are most likely#oh do you think he'd add his little fave as well?#c'était bien tête de con ?
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7 avril 2023
[Déjà posté sur mon blog principal]
#my art#inazuma eleven#old art#shawn froste#fubuki shirou#Earine's archives#Already posted on my main blog#meme#Meme canvas#meme material#Shawn le manifestant#J'ai fait ça pendant ma convalescence et je me faisais chier#art
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lE tErRaIn EtAiT tRoP mOuIlLé, Y aVaIt TrOp dE sOlEiL sUr NoTrE MoItIé, MaRs EtAiT aLiGnEe AvEc SaTuRnE
#gngngnngng#T'es mauvais Jack#faut juste se l'avouer#on a une attaque qui a vieilli Jack#La défense elle est bien#Mais l'attaque Jack#Elle est nulle à chier#Mbappe a plus ses jambes de 20 ans Jack#il se fait doubler par les jeunot de 16 ans#euro 2024#france nt
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i think it's funny how i dont swear that much in english, but holy fucking shit i swear All the time in french
#kell.txt#playing salmon run with me is like '(i die) putain merde fait chier nique sa mère'. exactly like that#it helps that french is Very good at insults. you ever drop a PUTAIN so satisfying it rewires your brain
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orel from comment c'est loin/bloqués and ocs sketcheesss
#faits en philo parce que je jure je me faisais teop chier en cours#on devait recopier une dissert de mes kouy que le prof brodait au fur et à mesure#j'ai cru j'allais jeter ma trousse à travers la salle et partir anyway#very proud of those sketches hihihi#surtout celui de him trying to light up his cigarette#and the one with my ocs#hihihi#orelsan#original characters#my art#sketch
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For the ask game, 13 and 26
13. A creator who you admire but whose work isn't your thing Aaaaahhh it's going to be boring tldr answer but I honestly can't really think of anyone who fits this………….. ._. I'm the kind of person who likes things even when I don't understand them idk For eg in art whether it's modern or classic, I may not be into the genre that the creator made but I may still admire the technical work behind it or the thought process of the art piece and what it represents, so in a way I'll always sort of admire the artist for their work ? I can think of plenty of people whose work I find remarquable but who I despise with all my petty heart because they're a dick though, but not so much the other way around
26. What's a piece that got a wildly different interpretation from what you intended Mon Meles, Loulou, n'importe quel dessin avec mon putain de Meles. Même les autres concepts ils arrivent pas à le décrire, et les autres de mon groupe ils étaient persuadés que ce que je voulais soit de la chaire dégarnies était en réalité de la fourrure marron cradingue et ils me l'ont avoué après 5 mois de préprod, jte jure jvais bouffer quelqu'un un jour
#Aller en vrai pour la 13 la vérité : beaucoup plus spécifique et qui arrive assez rarement parce que faut me tordre le bras pour y arriver#mais c'est quand tu me vois rebloguer des fanarts de ships que j'aime pas du tout mais chui là en mode “azy c'est trop beau……. fait chier”#(mais dans ce cas c'est pas tant le travail de la personne que j'aime pas c'est plutôt l'un de ses sujets abordés ?…#Je tourne la question dans ma tête j'ai du mal à répondre clairement parce qu'au final j'admire quand même le travail en soit grrr)#ask game#thanks for the ask 💖#ask
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J'en ai bientôt fini avec les éléments biographiques de Marivaux (c'est super car j'en suis à la diapo 7 sur 32 du cours.)
Je n'aime pas Marivaux.
Je n'ai pas encore eu mon café j'attends Sab comme d'hab.
Je blast The Weeknd dans mes oreilles, je suis dans un café rempli de bourgeois... Ça me cringe un peu. Me sens pas à ma place dans les cafés comme ça.
Bref j'y retourne. J'ai UN MILLIARD de diapos à connaître par cœur.
PS : c'est ma faute aussi.
#j'en ai toujours marre#marivaux pk t'as écrit des trucs d'un million de pages où il ne se passe RIEN en fait#merde quoi#on se fait chier#rip me#i am dead#dead inside
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L’anglais m’empoisonne le cerveau je suis de retour sur une phase où dès que j’essaye de lire un de mes livres en anglais j’ai envie de le jeter à travers la pièce, j’ai presque envie de les racheter en français mais c’est ridicule d’acheter deux fois le même livre ;-; je vais voir si je peux aller à ma bibliothèque locale demain pour me faire un carte à ce point ci 😭
#la vérité c’est que j’ai une vendetta contre cette bibliothèque parce que 1- quand j’avais 13 and ils ne me laissait pas louer des livre#qui n’était pas de la section enfant#(je lisais régulièrement des Agatha Christie ms il me laissais seulement louer des livres niveau toupie et binou#ça me faisais chier 😭#et 2-le système de recherche de livre était super merdique#plus la bibliothèque de mon école secondaire était super donc je n’avais aucune raison d’aller à celle de quartier#mais je vais devoir essayer d’y retourner maintenant 🥲#si j’avais assez d’argent j’achèterai juste les livres en français ma vie serait plus simple#sauf red white and royal blue je maintient que My Dear Fucking Prince est mega stupide comme totre#*titre#je refuse de l’acheter#va chier traducteur français#ou alors l’équipe marketing qui a fait cette décision jsp lol#…je me suis encore égaré a discours beaucoup trop dans les Thad#*tags#plus ceci est l’équivalent de parler dans le vide prce que ✨français✨#à moins qu’un des mes trois mutuels qui parlent fr voient ça LOL#…je devrais just recommencer à utiliser un journal à ce point ci lol#burntblueberrywaffles
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