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Love watching these confused retards at work.
Why do I call muricans retards? Brainwashed morons might be a better choice of words.. But at this point, who the fuck cares what they think?!?
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Shut down?? Better off burning it down.. Murica is fucked.
September 30th is the end of the fiscal year and the last day for Congress to fund the federal government. If funding isn’t passed, the government shuts down.
To date, the federal government has shut down 21 times, four times in the past 10 years. What does a government shutdown mean? Who’s impacted? What’s currently happening in Congress? Swipe through and remember, government shutdowns are impacted by your vote.
Check your voter registration at weall.vote/check and remind a friend to do the same.
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look at my fbi agents dawg…. they’re going into the lesbian bar
#HI#BUTCHNATURAL NATION#i’ve failed you all it’s been too long#i like to think that they just finished a case and instead of going home#dean convinces sam to stay in their fbi wardrobe because she thinks they’ll be more successful with pulling women LOL#idk#i just miss my dyke siblings#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#fanart#spn fanart#artists on tumblr#butchnatural#d art
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All of murica's terrorists are home grown now. Greedy, filthy muricans
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Mandy Patinkin: ENFP
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Looks legit 👍
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its human kremy time! *insert ominous jazz here*
#haven’t seen anyone give human kremy vitiligo yet so i cracked my knuckles and got to work#i tried to make a headshot too many times#lowkey hated them all#this was my most recent attempt#i was somewhat happy with it (and very tired) so i called it a day lol#he finally gets to grow a mustache!#i just realized. i forgot to give him his top hat on the doodle#im sorry kremy nation i failed you all </3#mandatory kremy appreciation tag <3#kremy lecroux#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#my art
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Given that SCOTUS has anointed the office of the presidency as a monarch role beyond all reproach (so that when 45 wins in Nov as they are intending), and we’ll never have another presidential election, I wish that Biden would assume lame duck status IMMEDIATELY, call their bluff, and start issuing executive orders like crazy now through January 2025.
He could do shit like defund the military and pour the funds into social services, repeal all nationwide laws/restrictions on abortion, make all healthcare including all reproductive services and gender affirming care accessible, instate UBI and Medicare for all, write a 100% tax rate on billionaires, push sweeping environmental protections, break up monopolistic megacorps, close federal prisons, expand and pack the court, cancel all student/personal/medical/non corporate debts, open our boarders, decriminalize all drugs, etc. etc. etc.
Maybe then the 6 block justice set of 45 worshippers would see what they’ve done.
Maybe then, if Biden immediately, decisively even did 10% of that, he might not lose the election.
Of course, he’d actually have to give a shit about any of those things in order to do this.
And that’s the whole fucking point, right? He won’t. And it’s why we’re here.
Democrats hold themselves to “the rules” only to the extent they’re spineless liberals who are in the same big money pockets as republicans. The key difference being, they let republicans be the ones to more overtly, proudly kill us all and act powerless to stopping them.
When our structures demand they are the ONLY ones who could stop them. I can’t take it anymore.
#us politics#sorry but I’m in a real negative tail spin that has been increasing In intensity for a decade at least#call me a psyop if you must that’s fine but I’ll be sitting over here in Texas#crying bitter tears that fall on my 20 year old BA in political science and the death of all my Childish dreams#that this fucking failed experiment of a nation has no chance at redemption#stick a fork in her folks she’s done
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Ladies and gentlemen.. The "greatest nation on earth" 🙄
So….hmmmm. Someone assuage my worries.
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The federal government is set to formally apologize to Dakota and Lakota Nations in Manitoba and Saskatchewan on Monday for historically recognizing them as refugees, a label that one chief says turned them into "second-class First Nation citizens."
Minister of Crown-Indigenous Relations Gary Anandasangaree will give a formal apology on behalf of the federal government to nine Dakota and Lakota Nations during a ceremony in Whitecap Dakota Nation, Sask., on Monday.
Sioux Valley Dakota Nation Chief Vince Tacan says it's a long overdue apology for designating the Dakota and Lakota as "refugees."
"There's several generations and grandparents and others that have endured a lifetime of living with this label.… It's unfortunate that they're not around to hear the apology," he said. "Having the label taken off us is going to be good news." [...]
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Tagging: @newsfromstolenland
#cdnpoli#Indigenous persecution#Indigenous politics#First Nations#Dakota#Lakota#Truth and Reconciliation fail
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a bit late but would you consider drawing Barbie Francis sobbing about being called a fascist?
i’m late too and not even a bit but here he is, ugly crying i would say
#sending prayers to them both 🙏#sounds even funnier when said by an actual nation#kinda#i imagine like#this is halloween and Francis got called fascist by a bunch of some junior school kids while he tried and failed to trick or treat#bc he was encroaching on their loot#aph#hws#fruk#barbie 2023
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I bet that Bruce Wayne and Tim Drake, as the Batfamily’s resident corporate America breadwinners, have to occasionally go play a round of golf to keep up appearances with WE shareholders. The only problem is that they’re both fucking terrible at golf.
And when I say they’re bad, like, holy shit, they are really bad. For two people who often have to save the universe with their intelligence, concentration, and ability to effectuate incredibly complex, precision-reliant plans, they are both somehow really, really fucking awful at golf of all things.
Bruce, at least, has the Brucie Wayne disguise to hide how absolutely awful he is at golf. Which totally works for him, because he hates the reminder that he is inherently terrible at something. So, whenever he’s dragged out for a round with Lucius and the WE board members, he just pretends to get super drunk, act a little more clumsy then normal, and hits on the caddy until everyone just writes him off as too much of an ditz to put any effort into his golf swing. It drives Lucius nuts, because he actually likes golf and he thinks Bruce is just pretending to be bad as part of his cover for Batman—there is at least one occasion where he asks Bruce to show a little more decorum on the course and actually try to play, and Bruce just… blue screens. Because in reality he is actually horrible at golf and he needs the excuse of “dumbass Brucie Wayne” or his ego will implode.
Tim, however. Poor Tim.
Tim, unfortunately does not get to play the idiot to cover up his absolute shit golf game. (There is only so much room in the family for idiots and he has to keep up appearances as Jack and Janet Drake’s son.) As such, he avoids any and all golf courses as much as possible—but everyone once in a while there’s a potential merger or business deal he needs to discuss with someone important, and the best way to get the deal done is on a golf course. So Tim has to spend the next three and a half hours of his life torturing himself through a round of golf. (He ends up losing twelve balls, taking seven swings on a Par 3, somehow broke his putter, and tripped into a bunker.) The only upside is that his pure determination to actually finish the round, despite how godawful he is, is usually what actually convinces the investors/partner/board members agree to work out a deal with him.
But it’s best (or worse) when Bruce and Tim play golf together. It isn’t often—stories of their infamously terrible golf games means that most people will only invite one of them at a time—but inevitably they do end up on a course together at one point, and holy fuck, it is a miracle they don’t burn the place down.
#as someone who’s dad works in corporate america and plays a shit ton of golf I can confirm that there are people out there who are THIS BAD#I mean my golf game isn’t great but it’s better then some people’s ngl#anyway I bet Tim and Bruce both have like a lifetime ban from the Augusta National#some of their fails have also definitely featured on ESPN#Conner (who is forced to play golf with Lex on occasion) is actually pretty good at golf but will never EVER play with Tim bc its painful#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#batfamily headcannons#justice league#chaotic tim drake#tim drake#red robin#tim drake is a menace#tim drake is red robin#this is so stupid#golf course#golf#FOUR
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Murican Ammosexuals... Gotta be top tier chicken shits.. Oh well.
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Radiant Emperor Week Day 7: Like Knows Like | Two Unlike Things
Ft. Ouyang and Baoxiang actually going at it (wip-inspired by shelley’s official fanfic, the art that goes with it, and the sex tier-list; id in alt)
#radiantemperorweek2024#rew2024#ouyang#wang baoxiang#of all the wip’s this week this is the one most likely to be finished#attempted to make it like a danmei illustration but failed#the soft color palette here is killing me#ouyangs milky white legs (tm) making an appearance#rare occurance#escart#wip nation
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I wish I could enjoy other Cross ships but I genuinely don't want to or care for them. I tried.
Cross and Dream are such an adorable duo if handled right. They're beautiful together! Maybe I'm being a bit biased because they fulfill some tropes I like (mortal x immortal for example) but it's the only relationship that makes sense for Cross, FOR ME.
The old Cream comic is... weird, a product too outdated for what the characters in it really are. And in fact the reason I got interested in them was Underverse.
I don't know if their relationship would be strictly romantic but it doesn't need to be! What is certain is that the relationship was slow and took some time to settle. You can't tell me that Cross didn't have problems trusting again after everything that happened and Dream carries the fear of people loving an idealized fantasy of him and not the flawed and broken being that he really is.
Some like to play with the idea that Cross has Dream on a pedestal and is madly obsessed with protecting him.
I say it's possible that Cross had a first impression like that that faded as he got to know Dream a lot better. Cross coming to understand that Dream is just as vulnerable as he is is fundamental to their dynamic. Relationships are about equal partners! Idealizing your partner won't do any good, mainly because it leads to habitual self-loathing. It's good for both of them to know that they can trust each other.
Dream learns that it's possible to be truly loved despite his mistakes, and that what he does is enough. He's lived a long time trying to please everyone, he's been used as a means to happiness on numerous occasions by the most ungrateful people. It would be nice if Cross helped him understand with his affection, romantic or platonic, that Dream can put himself first too when necessary.
And learn to live and move on despite everything, and enjoy the simplicity of life.
#Aaaauhhhh i love cream so badly#They make me so haooy#And i crave more content of them#Cream nation come at me#utmv#undertale au#undertale multiverse#cross sans#dream sans#cream ship#My low battery didn't failed me at least#buu shares a thought#CREPIC#THAT IS A DIFERENT STORY I NEED TO YAP EVENTUALLY
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sometimes i almost wish i was interested in more mainstream things so i could spectate insane fandom discourse like a gossipy neighbor watching a couple fight with little binoculars by her windowsill. like i hate participating in the thing myself but i love reading about the drama of it all, y'know
#i feel like bg3 tumblr doesnt have nearly as much disc horse as apparently goes down on bg3 twitter#which is tragic#i mean. thank fucking god. obviously. for obvious reasons.#but also it's so tragic. what is a boy to do without the latest issues of her funny drama magazine??#yin-thoughts#this is why r/hobbydrama is a national treasure and dare i say it the only good subreddit#even better when writeups come out and i recognize their source material. every single WoW writeup on there without fail is mwah mwah
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Filthy muricans... Migrants themselves. What a bunch of brainwashed morons.
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