Having Solas in your head all through Veilguard is actually a very funny follow-up to an Inquisitor who drank from the Well of Sorrows, especially if that Inquisitor romanced Solas…
Like imagine them meeting like
Lavellan: yeah I have the voices of ancient elves in my head at all times, how about you?
Rook: oh yeah I have your ex in my head
Lavellan: …..what?
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be normal about people who wear diapers. be normal about people who need colostomy/catheter bags. be normal about people who need to wear pads or pad their mattress. be normal about incontinence. it’s not funny or weird or gross, it can happen to anyone of any age, and it’s frankly embarrassing that some of y’all can’t be normal about the aspects of disability that ick you out
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hyperfixations are so scary like yeah this could be a month long thing or i might be thinking of it everyday seven months from now. no way to tell
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A Tiktok goes up on Eddie’s account that’s shot at an awkward angle like he’d originally set it up for a different reason but got distracted. The tone of Eddie’s voice clearly shows he’s teasing when Steve cuts him off.
Steve: Eddie, stop. Tommy never had a crush on me
Eddie: Baby, I hate to break it to you, but everybody who has ever met you has had at least a little bit of a crush on you
Steve: No. that’s not-
Tommy: Steve, I was in love with you
Steve: What, no?? No. You loved Carol.
Tommy: Yeah, I still love Carol but I was in love with you for years. Carol was too.
Tommy: You broke both our hearts when you left us for Wheeler
Steve:
Tommy: Seriously, you never knew? That wasn’t an act for social media? Did you think that we took all of our friends on dates?
Steve: That wasn’t - we were just…
Tommy: No one jokes that often about having a threesome without kinda meaning it
Steve: I - that… *slowly morphs into that surprise pikachu meme*
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Honestly I’d assumed Manfred was just gonna be a silent character given he’s a skeleton. Kinda like Bianca in a way, has a name but is really just an extension of the actual companion. So knowing that he’s voiced by Matt Mercer… this totally changes my expectations and I’m very excited to see what Emmrich and Manfred’s whole deal is 👀
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Faded thoughts 💭: Want a pretty naked girl in my lap, cockwarmimg me while we share joint after joint. Just groping and rubbing all over your body, running my hands up and down your spine until I reach your pretty ass and give it a hard smack to stop you from grinding on me without permission. Sucking on your pretty tits and slightly moving my hips against your stationary ones just to hear you whimpering and begging for me to fuck you. Want to make out with you when I finally give you permission to start fucking yourself on me. Want to make it hard for you to keep kissing me while we fuck each other.
!!This post is about sapphic sex!!
Men and Minors DNI
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