#fabio lanzoni

[nobigneil]

Neil reacts to a Goose flying into Fabio's face on a rollercoaster

[scourgiez]

Please tell us the fabio lore i’m curious

My issue is that you should not get me in contact with a Wikipedia page because I WILL look through everything. Not a link untouched. Here’s a little bulleted list of highlights:

- He is a March Pisces

- He got drunk as a toddler (?!) and due to the hospital stay afterwards he doesn't touch alcohol

- When he got American citizenship he called his home country of Italy a shithole. And then in another part hes all like Italian food is the BEST!!!!!! 🍝🇮🇹

- The goose incident has its own section. He claims that the goose was not the thing that hit him, instead the goose hit a camera mounted on the car which broke and the debris hit his nose. Apparently "the news said the goose hit him so he wouldn't sue them for faulty equipment." But …. Why would he just drop that allegation 😭

- A soldier in the idgaf war. He just says and does whatever.

- Conan talking about his boobs:

[laurasoretta]

I am Italian, but only today (thanks to @lostfirefly) I discovered the existence of Fabio Lanzoni, apparently a famous 90s model of romance novels covers.

And this happened:

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[abs0luteb4stard]

W A T C H III N G

I'm going through as many Exorcist movies as I can stand. Trying to see what I haven't seen before. Something to do.

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I don't see how William Friedkin criticized 'Exorcist Believer' in a moral sense in its production shortly before his death when this movie by Blatty himself posited that Damien Karras somehow survived his climactic fall down the stairs in the original film to become possessed by a serial killer and "the master" or "legion".

This movie's plot is beyond reasonable reality, even in demonic possession beliefs. The devil may have reach, but even Satan would be bound by certain cosmic laws.

Friedkin was an ass to do that.

That said, this is not as terrible a movie as I expected, but it's more like a slasher film than an Exorcism.

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Jill Sobule - I Kissed A Girl [1995]

[oh-yes-i-did-not]

I am LITERALLY living in a world where people don't know who Fitness Fabio is. And also, they don't know what many parodies of him are about either.

Like the movie The Lost City and the character of Dash.

Sure, if you read romance, you might know the type, but if you don't know Fabio Lanzoni, the man, the legend, the book cover, then I think you will lose some aspect of the humour and maybe will take it all as a joke.

And SURE, it is a joke, he is a joke to some extent. But also, he is a phenomenon. And I think it would do us all good to remember that, and him.

[issela-santina]

one person's Frankenstein is another person's Fabio

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

on Fabio's wikipedia page, reading about "the goose incident"

[that-jack-kline-bestie]

I just remembered the time I put a common romance novel cover model thru faceapp to look younger and he looked exactly like my family friend

[garadinervi]

Villamarzana (RO), 15 ottobre 1944

Giovanni Bevilacqua (b. 1926), Luigi Bevilacqua (1926), Bruno Boaretto (1915), Carso Boldrin (1916), Danilo Botton (1919), Rino Brancalion (1926), Angelo Burin (1916), Tullio Castellan (1927), Ermes Cavalieri (1924), Guerrino Chieregatti (1915), Fabio Dall'Aglio (1929), Luigi De Stefani (1920), Giuseppe Donegà (1926), Ennio Faccioli (1928), Giovanni Fantinati (1925), Antonio Feo (1920), Onorio Ferro (1928), Gino Folego (1925), Ezio Galvani (1921), Bruno Garbellini (1927), Benito Guidetti (1926), Vittorio Guidetti (1928), Ivan Lanzoni (1921), Egisto Mantovani (1924), Gelsomino Marchetto (1924), Wilson Milani (1922), Umberto Morin (1928), Bruno Munari (1926), Gino Munari (1921), Nerino Prini (1924), Mario Rizzi (1927), Ermenegildo Sandali (1908), Antonio Tasso (1926), Giovanni Tasso (1908), Lido Tinti (1924), Nello Tosarello (1924), Valentino Tosarello (1926), Giuseppe Usan (1925), Silvio Voltani (1907), Bruno Zanella (1929), Nazzareno Zuliani (1921), Attilio Malanchin (1925) (ferito sopravvive alla fucilazione; morirà dopo un anno nel tentativo di disinnescare una bomba). Rastrellamento nella notte tra il 13 e il 14 ottobre 1944, 11 persone assassinate, perlopiù partigiani – in località Bressane di Castelguglielmo (RO): Giuseppe Zeggio, Pasquale Zeggio, Remigio Varliero, Italo Varliero; in località Precona di Castelguglielmo (RO): Emilio Secchiero, Gaetano Campion, "Otello" (Il Genovese) (suicidatosi per non essere torturato). ― Atlante delle Stragi Naziste e Fasciste in Italia (pdf)

(image: La lunga marcia dei 54, (documentario, 2010, 59 min), di Alberto Gambato)

[ilynpilled]

george is not laughing at his female audience for liking his grey male characters, he is mocking those that particularly romanticize said characters... which is definitely true. You wouldn't get popular fan opinions such as "Jaime, the feminist" or the amount of sansan art with sandor looking like Fabio Lanzoni if those women didn't exist.

sure and thats george but what im frustrated by is when i see this thing in fandom of men implying that women only extend sympathy, are attached to, love, or read these characters in a certain way bc they are shallow bad boy obsessed freaks. like it is incredibly condescending to make you feel like u dont have the intellectual capacity to be attracted to fictional characters and love them for what they are (and god forbid, say things that the author himself stated multiple times) or be self aware enough to separate the more fun and unserious in tone romanticising and actual serious critical engagement. again, im not denying that the woobification exists, but i do see some generalizing or double standards that i deem frustrating personally

[89wfox]

Idk how this will come across, but here I go.

Would you be willing or comfortable enough to do a FSBH x Rose portrait but in the style of a Fabio Lanzoni book cover sort of way? This somehow came to mind when I saw the Feathered Serpent Black Hat & adventurer(?) Rose pieces & I cannot unthink it.

Well I'm intrigued, I might give it a shot.

[maureen-corpse]

The trouble with a quest to look at classic romance novel covers and try to deliberately see only women on them is that you can look at a cover from a distance and see two glorious manes of hair and think, ah, perfect, we will start with the male model's hair and if the angles are good we'll just pretend it's a woman in drag. But then up close it's Fabio. Fabio will never be anyone other than Fabio Lanzoni. He is not a lesbian. Probably.

[most-datable-datable-bracket]

I just wanna say that I am both impressed and pissed off that Elliott SDV made it this far? He's not bad he just beat out characters who I found much more interesting. He also reminds me of Fabio Lanzoni. I don't know why that bothers me.

Just looked that guy up. Yeah it'd bother me too if all I saw when I see Elliott was that guy :/

[sharky857]

You seem to like a lot of hcs for Elliot. Is there anything that has ever irked you instead? just curious.

"Poetry Fabio". 💀

Please, just... It hurts so much.

I always shrugged it off with the "good for you" attitude, because I assumed (correctly) that it was only about the looks, especially the 90s Fabio Lanzoni.

But then, I dug deeper in the rabbit hole and this other video showed up (from 2006).

Long story short: it's him going on a delirious rant about how everything in EU, every single country is in shambles, because "no guns allowed" reasons. I feel like he would've probably also worn a "M@G@" hat, if those were a thing already back then, while I was low-key expecting something like "this interview is sponsored by Your Local NRA®" to run along the bottom of the screen. :°°°D

I felt several braincells abandoning ship by watching that. And then a thought crossed my mind:

"Elliott would never be LIKE THAT."

And that's been when I instantly and strongly rejected the "poetry Fabio" thing.

PLEASE NOTE: If other people keeps on comparing the two, it's only their own business. As the ancient texts recite: "to each their own".