#f*ck the tories all the way

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I am ready to be disappointed and angry with CKs6 part 2. The writers are in love with both Johnny and Kreese and seem to dislike Daniel for being sweet and successful and for not being masculine the way Johnny is and resent Terry because of his enormous popularity and immense charm. They are eager to show the first two redemption (undeserved) and give (Johnny) everything (totally undeserved) while making Daniel suffer and be made to be less, and have Terry also suffer and die for being evil (but Kreese gets redeemed????). F*ck this show. It ended for me personally in season 5 and so like to think that Daniel and Terry ended up together, Sam and Tory got married, and Robby became president and hugely successful and loved while Johnny got hit by a car and no one cared.

I'm ready to be surprised by part 2, Nonnie, because I know that Netflix would never let them write what the only consistent happy ending would be for this show. And that is them all ending up in a big polyamorous commune. Amanda and Daniel open their house up to Johnny, Carmen, Miguel, their baby, Robby and Tory; Lucille finds Rosa a fantastic apartment on the beach with other cooky grandmas, Robby joins the auto business while Miguel goes to a top end university, sponsored, of course, by LaRusso Auto, Sam and Tory become edgy lesbians together, maybe they move to NYC, for Sam to study and for Tory to become an activist (activist first, then she finds something to study there, maybe goes to community college first on the principle of the thing to end up in one of the top law or politics programs nationwide), Amanda sits Johnny down for a very stern talking to: either he toes the line at the dealership or he becomes an actual certified tradesman or they won't let him use the dojo. And no, Johnny, you're not running your own dojo, ya failed. Yes, you're going to have to run the classes sometimes because she and Daniel are... Busy. Daniel is needed in Okinawa a lot. She and Carmen need time for themselves. And yes, Silver has kidnapped Daniel again. Yes, she's working on getting him b - oh, hi, babe! Enter Daniel with messed up hair, a dopey smile and the most fucked out, glazed over look in his eyes you've ever seen. Johnny is like: "Man, he's really done a number on you this time, huh?" and Daniel is like "Yeah 🤪" and Johnny is like "You OK with this, Amanda?" And she's like: "We'll get him next time" and Daniel is like "Yeah 🥰" and Anthony comes in with the newest iPhone saying: "Thanks, Uncle Terry" before he goes on a date with Kenny and Daniel reminds him to be there for the family planning trip to Okinawa. Kreese has been released but he's raving alone in a piss soaked bar.

As we're not getting that, well...

Honestly I am so surprised at why they did Terry so dirty. I understand that they like to subvert expectations, what with giving the ponytale to someone else but Terry isn't Kreese's wimpy sidekick, never has been. He defers to Kreese because he adores the man, not because he couldn't step in if he wanted to. Kreese wants to give up and Terry doesn't let him, do we remember? He sends him to Tahiti and then gets his dojo back. Would have succeeded too, if not for Daniel LaRusso Derangement Syndrome. And Kreese left him as per their own decision, and Terry had a pretty level headed initial reaction to it. Would have succeeded in staying away, too, if not, AGAIN, for Daniel LaRusso Derangement Syndrome. Which is something the writers can't acknowledge but the editors can! The initial longer scene between Kreese and Terry gave far less weight to the "Danny boi?!" than the edited version did. And then the whole scene where Terry is basically over the past when Kreese is raving about feeling slighted. The only time he really commits is after Daniel rejected him and the writers are like: "All of this is about Terry's jealousy of - tada! Johnny Lawrence!" Terry doesn't care one iota about Johnny Lawrence's existence, all of that had to be written in in the weird ooc flashback scenes. Thomas does not care. I like the dynamic these four create: Johnny has this thing with Kreese which Daniel is immune to, Daniel is in a deathmatch with Terry whom Johnny is completely immune to, and both John and Terry and Daniel and Johnny are childhood frenemies. But the writers are still standing there with a bullhorn like "Nohooo, this is all about Johnny!!" It's how Harry Potter should have ended up with Hermione but JKR was like: "No! Look HOW COOL Ginny is! And Hermione ends up with Ron!" And then the fandom was like, um... "They are terrible people" and JKR was: "That's right! I, too, am a terrible person!" And the more tightly they cling to their Johnny worship the more objectively strange the choices are they make these characters make. There is no objective reason why Robby wouldn't simply have moved back in with Daniel. There is also no reason why Daniel would tell Johnny not to teach karate as a profession. Some people might welcome an alternative to Cobra Kai. There's also no reason not to charge a fee. He's a businessman, and that is terrible business. Johnny would have been SO fired after that hissy fit at the dealership. If this had been all about Kreese, the whole of S5 makes NO SENSE, because Terry dropped Cobra Kai years ago and he could have done it now, CK run into the ground, Kreese in jail, back to Malibu's mimosas. His mission was thoroughly accomplished in S4. And now they've made Miyagi "I hate fighting" and "Don't know how tournaments work" and "Why need belt? You know you good" into someone who keeps memorabilia of his Sekai Taikai captaincy under a floor board. Sure. He brings out the notice of his wife's and baby's death once a year to get drunk over, he was a WW II Medal of Honor winner, he would have fought Sato to the death for honor but the Sekai Taikai past he can't face? And how old would he even have been? Was this before he met Sakiko? Must have been because otherwise he was way past college age. I mean really. If this was before the war - the only timeline that makes sense - after the war he could only have snorted at his playfighting past and thrown it all out. Still, even then it does not make sense because someone who would rather run than fight Sato for Yukie would not be so hellbent on getting into that tournament. And if he somehow was, he would still know how tournaments work and have no reason to conceal that knowledge from Daniel in the first All Valley. And if he did know he would also know about the skills part of a karate tournament and would not have to answer Daniel's "Can you do that?" with: "Don't know. Never been attacked by tree."

But they don't care about the story they're milking. They only care about a lifelong, fictional grudge.

[cyarskj1899]

i really was crying the whole way through, either from happiness, sadness, and anger.. like..

F*ck Tory Lanez, Milagro Sour Saggy Spamz, Diddy, Da Baby, Akademiks’ big face ass, Joe Cokehead Budden, the ugly man with the Fed Ex shirt on in the doc, Kelsey, the pink wig lady and her deranged fanbase, Tasha K, JT, and everyone else who crossed Megan.

Oh I’m SO glad this Megan doc whacked LeBron for posting himself bumping Tory at the height of her social media hate train. That was not done innocently.

Ooh I’m glad Meg reminded me that LeBron went out of his way to tell us he was listening to Tory’s music after Meg was shot. Fuck him, Chris Brown and all of those men that talked shit about her! oh and btw he endorsed Kamala Harris for president . Good for him.

still screw him though

[tcriacosta]

CONNECTION IDEAS ♡

SPECIFIC CONNECTION IDEAS

Party Jumpers: Boring parties are never fun, and Tori found her twin flame of hating boring events in this person. They were at the same social gathering / event and, snagging a bottle of something on the way out, decided to find their own fun instead. Ever since whenever they need an escape or a fun night, they know exactly who to call (no not ghostbusters). ( Taken by Aiden )

It was fun when we were young and now we're older: These two were a thing when they were growing up, maybe things broke off amicably and they stayed friends, or maybe things became toxic. These two could've even fallen back into old habits, risking the possibility of old feelings resurfacing, or maybe there isn't anything there anymore to rekindle.

I hate you, I love you, I miss you, bish f*ck you: They can't remember the reason why they hate each other. Why they're the first to toss a quip or a smart remark at the other is beyond them, and it confuses them even more as to why they somehow end up in each other's bed despite their apparent 'hate'.

Doing 60 in a 40: Every car gal needs other car friends, whether they be in her age bracket or older Tori doesn’t care. She just loves her ‘73 Bronco and would love other vintage car friends that also fix up cars, or even like to go to car shows together.

I’m a bish, I’m a boss: Owning Main Street Records after her Aunt decided to retire 6 years ago has been something Tori has absolutely loved doing. Whether these muses worked at the shop before Vitoria took over, or after is up in the air, but one can be sure she’s the boss that’ll order in pizza on late nights of stocking product. And bring in coffee for everyone on odd mornings when she herself needs a boost.

*Mulaney VC* That’s my wife!: These two have been best friends for awhile, and closeness has never been an issue with them. In fact Tori isn’t sure at times what she’d do without the buffer of this person in her life. They’d do anything for each other, the term ‘help hide a body’ would easily fit with them. (Taken by Phoebe )

I call Loba or Ballistic okay?: Nerd are friends are always needed, whether that’s for video games, D&D, movie / tv marathons or nerding out over whatever just came out. Vitoria absolutely needs all the friends to nerd out with in her life, so please give them to her. ( Taken by Amar )

Friends to lovers, 20k words, pining…: Tori would do anything for her friends and family, that much is clear. But this person, somehow, brings out the best in her ever since they met. The connection is there, and feelings are either developing or have already developed for them. Cue the pining, cue the unexplainable jealousy, cue the fluff because their closeness is still ever prominent. Six out of Five stars.

GENERAL CONNECTIONS

Exes

Close Friends

Fwbs (1/?: Laurie)

Pseudo-siblings

Cousins

Future Romances (honestly i’m big on chemistry, so i’m moreso down for us screaming at each other that we see our muses headed this way than anything!!)

Neighbors

People she met whilst on her travels

Customers at the Record Shop

Childhood friends

Everything!! Hmu for plots ♡

[cyarsk52-20]

DaBaby Wants To Work With Megan Thee Stallion Again, But Fans Are Telling Him To Knock It Off [Video]

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DaBaby has said that he’s not opposed to doing a whole joint album with Megan Thee Stallion despite their very public falling out.

via: Uproxx

If there was a hall of fame for the biggest bag fumbles in entertainment, DaBaby would certainly breeze into it as a first-ballot entry. After blowing up in a massive way in 2019 with his album Baby On Baby, he quickly became one of the most recognizable stars in rap, racking up a slew of Billboard hits on the way, including a feature on Megan Thee Stallion’s “Cash Sh*t” from her 2019 EP Fever.

Then, he blew it, first by siding with her attacker Tory Lanez after she claimed Lanez shot her, bringing out the Canadian rapper during his Rolling Loud set in 2021 (just after Megan herself left the stage), then by making some homophobic comments onstage in that same set. The true bag fumble, though, was in his refusal to acknowledge his wrongdoing, only begrudgingly issuing halfhearted apologies like a recalcitrant pre-teen; you could feel the insincerity oozing through your device screens.

Since then, his fortunes have fallen to the point he more regularly makes headlines for failing to sell tickets to his shows than for any successes he achieves. Even lions, as a collective, seemingly don’t f*ck with him anymore.

That didn’t stop him from making yet another bid to return to the public’s good graces �� this time; by telling TMZ that he’s still cool with Megan Thee Stallion and inviting her to collaborate with him again.

This seems an unlikely outcome; at his lowest point last summer, he tried to garner attention for his new album Baby On Baby 2 by courting controversy with “Boogeyman,” a tired single in which he claimed to have had sex with Meg days before her shooting. The headline play backfired, with fans censuring him for his poor taste and the album still only selling a paltry 16,000 album-equivalent units in the first week (compared to the 124,000 of its predecessor).

Fans weren’t too happy to hear him still trying to ride Megan’s coattails. Twitter users dragged the North Carolina rapper like Linus’ blanket, pointing out what should be obvious: that he has effectively burned that particular bridge and has no one to blame but himself now that his career is sinking like a stone in the river below. I guess it isn’t all water under the bridge.

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— in the hood I’m like Prince Naveen (@BuyRenaissance) April 20, 2023

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— ???? ? (@iiamnxte) April 20, 2023

cooler than a fan??? the north remembers pic.twitter.com/FmIyRt0r9H

— mrs pascal? (@herbabymama) April 20, 2023

“ we cooler than a fan ” that girl don’t fuck with you pic.twitter.com/9tahMmLwQx https://t.co/zKTFhZ6DST

— dk ????? (@bonjourplaygirl) April 20, 2023

it’s so funny watching these losers coming running back, but were quiet during her case, and secretly standing with Tory. https://t.co/fs1CnaeTQn

— BAVY (@itsbavy) April 20, 2023

He just made that up. https://t.co/kesJgU8AiH

— KÆLZ (GG) (@PRINCESSGENES1S) April 20, 2023

Does she know they cool https://t.co/qDACBm6F4J pic.twitter.com/q9mPHlB7qU

— y'all do too much (@asiaj21_) April 20, 2023

I guarantee you Meg ain’t picking up no call from has been DaBaby too mooch of her clout. No ma’am!! ?????

He’s a CLOWN!! ? https://t.co/DjfulkQ2Ww

— badboykundo ?? (@mrlikeag6) April 20, 2023

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— in the hood I’m like Prince Naveen (@BuyRenaissance) April 20, 2023

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— ???? ? (@iiamnxte) April 20, 2023

cooler than a fan??? the north remembers pic.twitter.com/FmIyRt0r9H

— mrs pascal? (@herbabymama) April 20, 2023

“ we cooler than a fan ” that girl don’t fuck with you pic.twitter.com/9tahMmLwQx https://t.co/zKTFhZ6DST

— dk ????? (@bonjourplaygirl) April 20, 2023

it’s so funny watching these losers coming running back, but were quiet during her case, and secretly standing with Tory. https://t.co/fs1CnaeTQn

— BAVY (@itsbavy) April 20, 2023

He just made that up. https://t.co/kesJgU8AiH

— KÆLZ (GG) (@PRINCESSGENES1S) April 20, 2023

Does she know they cool https://t.co/qDACBm6F4J pic.twitter.com/q9mPHlB7qU

— y'all do too much (@asiaj21_) April 20, 2023

I guarantee you Meg ain’t picking up no call from has been DaBaby too mooch of her clout. No ma’am!! ?????

He’s a CLOWN!! ? https://t.co/DjfulkQ2Ww

— badboykundo ?? (@mrlikeag6) April 20, 2023

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— in the hood I’m like Prince Naveen (@BuyRenaissance) April 20, 2023

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— ???? ? (@iiamnxte) April 20, 2023

cooler than a fan??? the north remembers pic.twitter.com/FmIyRt0r9H

— mrs pascal? (@herbabymama) April 20, 2023

“ we cooler than a fan ” that girl don’t fuck with you pic.twitter.com/9tahMmLwQx https://t.co/zKTFhZ6DST

— dk ????? (@bonjourplaygirl) April 20, 2023

it’s so funny watching these losers coming running back, but were quiet during her case, and secretly standing with Tory. https://t.co/fs1CnaeTQn

— BAVY (@itsbavy) April 20, 2023

He just made that up. https://t.co/kesJgU8AiH

— KÆLZ (GG) (@PRINCESSGENES1S) April 20, 2023

Does she know they cool https://t.co/qDACBm6F4J pic.twitter.com/q9mPHlB7qU

— y'all do too much (@asiaj21_) April 20, 2023

I guarantee you Meg ain’t picking up no call from has been DaBaby too mooch of her clout. No ma’am!! ?????

He’s a CLOWN!! ? https://t.co/DjfulkQ2Ww

— badboykundo ?? (@mrlikeag6) April 20, 2023

Nobody asked for his opinion anyway he’s not relevant, he’s spouted homophobia and he’s no different than those bastards who sucking that Canadian cuntery meat! Go away cause I been dathrough with your behind

he just needs to go away

I’m so over this man

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Nobody asked for his opinion anyway he’s not relevant, he’s spouted homophobia and he’s no different than those bastards who sucking that Canadian cuntery meat! Go away cause I been dathrough with your behind

[dykesynthezoid]

NO BC FR!!! As usual women and girls are being held to a weirdly high standard compared to the men. Which shouldn’t be surprising seeing as a male and female character can have all the same qualities and people will love the guy and demonize the woman; like. We all know this is how it goes. But still

And it’s crazy bc like I love Lawrusso, right, but one of the reasons I love them is because it’s a lil unhinged and sometimes fucked up. Like. That’s part of it! That’s part of what makes it fun!!

But apparently Sam and Tory should, what? Act like perfect little angels? Be completely toothless and saccharine and sandpapered? Any hint of hostility or confusion or desperation or passion is a signifier of, what, that it’s unhealthy? Toxic? (Why does this make me think of the current state of lesbian media in general. Like. This is exactly what so much of modern wlw rep feels like; toothless, stripped of all its wildness and fervor and tang)

And there’s a further irony to it in that s5 literally had Sam and Tory resolve most of their shit; and on a schedule that is, uh, actually way better than stewing for 32 years? Comparatively they almost have a way better kicking off point now than adult Lawrusso do.

(God, I remember at one point like, actually really looking at the ao3 breakdown for CK and being like wait what do you MEAN samtory isn’t the 3rd-to-5th most popular pairing. Like I should’ve known but. I just don’t know how a pairing that is literally Lawrusso 2.0 is that far down the list; I mean, I do know how, but.)

(And ofc if you ever try to initiate a convo like this in fandom people get very defensive, bc I guess they forget you can like multiple ships at once?? Like just bc we want more f/f content does not mean the plethora of m/m content is going to magically disappear; and like, I wouldn’t want it to. Like hey what if they could BOTH have lots of content and love. Have we considered that. Wild concept, I know)

Anyway I think Sam and Tory should recreate The Fingersmith

‘Actually people don’t like f/f bc f/f fans are all toxic 🙄’ I think people who rep femslash should get to beat people like you with bats. What do you think about that

[barrowsteeth]

The Subtle Art of Attraction

[note: long post + gif heavy meta ahead!]

Much has been said about the innocence of the Heartstopper tv series since it premiered. In season one, there is no drinking, no smoking or drug use, no swearing (much to the irritation of those who just want Nick Nelson to say f*ck since he does so regularly in the graphic novels). There is also little sexual content, and nothing beyond hand holding and some pretty innocent kissing. But this doesn’t mean pleasure takes a back seat in the series, and sometimes finding ways to show physical attraction in subtle ways, leaving it up to the viewer to interpret, makes for an equally satisfying experience. I feel Heartstopper excels in this area, particularly where Nick and Charlie are concerned. There are dozens of these moments and I couldn't possibly mention them all, so I'll highlight my favorites. Feel free to add yours to the comments so we can all obsess discuss. Now, let’s dive right into episode two, where we see the first hints of how Nick’s feelings for Charlie are changing.

Nick seems fairly oblivious to start, but everything changes the day Charlie visits his house and he notices Charlie’s haircut. In the previous scene, Tori said Charlie’s hair looks the same, which leads us to believe that Nick is a little hyper-focused on Charlie's appearance, at least enough to notice a subtle change in his hair length. He doesn’t hesitate to reach out and play with Charlie’s curls, and when Charlie asks if it looks bad, Nick starts to blurt out that Charlie looks good, before he catches himself, looks Charlie up and down, then corrects to say the haircut looks great. Subtlety is not a skill Nick Nelson has mastered.

We've all talked a lot about the scene in which Charlie tries to teach Nick how to play the drums, but it’s a turning point for Nick and I think it needs to be mentioned. My favorite part of the scene is when Charlie grabs Nick’s hands and starts tapping out the beat. They’re squished together on that little stool, Charlie’s hands tightly gripped around his own, and when Nick finally breaks his gaze away from their hands and looks at Charlie, the realization that something is different is clear on his face, even if he hasn’t quite put all the pieces together yet. I love the parallel between their hands touching in this scene and the next.

In the next scene, we see that Nick and Charlie have been sitting on the couch watching movies. Nick seems a little tired when he looks over to see that Charlie has fallen asleep next to him. Perhaps his defenses are down because of the late hour? We see everything start to slowly click into place in Nick’s mind. He starts by smiling fondly at Charlie but quickly lowers his gaze to Charlie’s mouth. His own mouth opens a little and he looks back up at Charlie, considering. 

They are alone, the room is cozy and quiet except for the movie playing softly in the background, when we see Nick looking at Charlie’s upturned hand, practically asking to be held. Nick can’t resist hovering his hand over Charlie’s in this safe space. While the first experiment is short, Nick looks at Charlie’s mouth again after the first pass of his hand over Charlie’s, and he can’t resist going back for more. On the second pass, he holds his hand over Charlie’s for a much longer time, soaking up the imagined feeling of what it would be like to lower his hand just a little bit more and slot their fingers together. Is he remembering what it felt like when Charlie’s hands covered his own when they were sitting at the drum kit?

By the end of the scene Nick knows what he’s feeling, and what’s fascinating is that even after everything that’s happened so far, he doesn’t make excuses and run for the door, yet. Instead, he and Charlie have a lengthy goodbye and a spontaneous hug before Nick finally begins to panic and leaves.

We see a similar sizzle and fizz in episode three when Nick and Charlie are alone in the ballroom and have their first kiss, which is just as tentative and soft and sweet as anyone could have wished for. But while I adore their first kiss, it’s the second kiss that truly shows the physical attraction between them. This second kiss is more passionate, less controlled, and a little messier than the first. They now know they like kissing each other, but it’s too new and exciting to worry about technique and how their mouths fit together. This kiss is full of want, and while it’s still pretty innocent by tv standards, we can see how different this is than their first nervous kiss. Charlie’s hand cups Nick’s face before they kiss, then Nick pulls Charlie in closer by his shoulder. Mid-kiss, Charlie fists his other hand in Nick’s shirt, and when this kiss ends, Charlie’s hand slides down so he’s gripping Nick’s shirt in both of his hands. They don’t separate right away after this second kiss and while we can see Nick is a little shocked and awestruck, the panic doesn’t settle in until he hears Harry’s voice.

The morning after the party, there’s an entirely different tension between our boys when Nick shows up unexpectedly at Charlie’s house. Neither is sure how the other is feeling since Nick ran off after their kiss the night before. When they retreat to Charlie’s room, we see Charlie looking at Nick as he takes off his rain-soaked sweatshirt. This isn’t the first time Charlie has seen Nick’s body; they’re on the rugby team together and we’ve seen Nick without his shirt in the changing room before practice. But that isn’t a safe place to look at another boy’s body, especially not for an out gay kid like Charlie. While the circumstances are not ideal, Charlie can’t help but look in the privacy of his own room. Of course Charlie being Charlie, he quickly averts his eyes when he catches himself looking, adding to the guilt weighing  on his mind.

Thankfully, Nick and Charlie are back on track the next morning and this time, they can barely (read: cannot at all) contain their excitement when they see each other in form the next morning. I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to watch them say hi to each other without smiling like a fool – and happily so! A few hours later, we find Nick waiting for Charlie in Mr Ajayi’s art room. Charlie pokes fun at Nick for saying he missed him after only four hours apart, but honestly, if you are Charlie Spring, you are probably bursting with joy hearing the boy you like say this to you! The boys are still all smiles as they banter and tease, and Charlie pulls Nick’s hand to his under the table. This is all really new, and scary for Nick especially,  but it’s also exciting and fun, and joyful. They are simply happy to be alone together, to be able to openly flirt and smile and touch, however secretly, in the sanctuary of the art room.

I’m running out of room for gifs so I’m going to skip over episode five, since I went into great detail about the arcade scene in another post, and move right on to my favorite episode in the series, Girls. So much happens to advance Nick and Charlie’s relationship in episode six, it almost – almost – could have been a happy season finale.

We first see Nick and Charlie spending time together on a blanket in the park with Nellie. Nick asks Charlie about how he knew he was gay and it’s clear he’s trying to work through his uncertainty about his sexuality. I love how this scene opens because we’ve just seen Nick have his big Pirates of the Caribbean moment, after which he watched the vlogger talk about bisexuality. But now he’s ready to open up a little bit more to Charlie. He asks him questions and includes him in the conversation. He doesn't divulge much, yet, but this is the first time we’ve seen them openly discuss it, and it feels like a big step that they’ve reached this point.

When Nick gets frustrated with himself, Charlie tries to lighten the mood and takes his hand before asking Nick if he wants to kiss under the guise of helping him figure things out. This moment is so adorable and soft it makes my toes curl, but I also think it shows how comfortable they’ve become with casual physical intimacy. 

After some playful banter, Nick reaches out for Charlie’s hands and pulls him back down to the blanket. They’re out together in public, tucked in next to an old tree for a little privacy. And while Charlie initially looks around before taking Nick’s hand, and their almost-kiss is interrupted before it starts, the lead up to the kiss sparks with attraction. Nick looks like the only thing he wants in the entire world is to kiss Charlie, which is understandable because Charlie looks absolutely kissable!

When I started planning this post, I was only going to focus on this next scene – in which Nick and Charlie are doing their homework in Charlie’s room – because it is packed with little moments that show how much these boys are attracted to one another, but also how far they’ve come in their relationship. So let’s dig deep into all of my favorite moments.

We start off with a beautiful, long shot of Charlie watching Nick. What I love most about this scene is how much time Charlie is given to simply look at Nick and appreciate the physicality of him. In the graphic novel, Nick is caught staring at Charlie in this scene, but I actually prefer that they changed the point of view in the tv series. We’re given ample opportunity to see Nick’s soppy love face (my favorite thing in the entire world, to be honest) throughout season one, and a lot of the focus is on Nick’s journey. But Charlie is on his own journey, and I think it’s important that he’s given the screen time here. In addition to leveling things up a little bit, I think this scene in particular has special significance for Charlie.

Charlie is an out, gay boy, the only one in his entire school. He had a sort-of relationship with Ben for a few months, but it was always clandestine. They met in the shadows to kiss occasionally but they weren’t boyfriends. Ben never came to his house. Ben never acknowledged knowing Charlie in front of anyone. Their relationship was limited to secret rendezvous in dark corners, only on Ben’s timeline and on Ben’s terms. Even though Nick and Charlie are tucked away in Charlie’s room, and they aren’t out to the world as a couple, they have established a relationship by this point and have talked about how much they like each other. As Charlie said in the art room in episode four, it is completely different than it was with Ben.

So it’s because of this that I’m thrilled that Charlie gets to have focus in this scene. The guy he likes so much is in his room, casually doing his homework, and Charlie is given all the time in the world to just stare and appreciate how attractive he finds Nick. The lighting highlights Nick’s entire body, not just his face, and Charlie just stares and stares and lets his mind wander. He twiddles with his pen and just keeps on looking, and it gives the viewer time to wonder what he’s thinking.

Even after Nick catches him staring, and Charlie’s eyes flick back up to Nick’s face, it takes Charlie a second to get a hold of himself. Then he tosses his pen at Nick to break the tension. In reality, it’s only seven or eight seconds before Nick looks up and sees Charlie watching him, but in a 22 minute episode, every second counts. It feels like a conscious decision to show that it’s a perfectly normal, wonderful, and exciting thing to be able to simply look at the person you’re attracted to and take the time to savor it.

But of course, the scene that makes me feel Nick and Charlie’s attraction deep in my bones comes next, after Nick tells Charlie he told Tara and Darcy they’re going out. Charlie’s face is a mix of  disbelief and joy when he tackles Nick to the floor. Nick gives Charlie the most bewildered look when Charlie breaks their kiss to ask him if he’s sure he wanted to come out to the girls. When they begin to kiss again, Nick flips Charlie over so Charlie is underneath him, completely wrapped up in him, then dives back in for another kiss.

The viewer doesn’t see a lot of actual kissing in this part of the scene, but the boys’ body language  – Charlie’s arms tightening around Nick’s body, his fists bunched in Nick’s sweatshirt – shows the viewer how different and intense these kisses are. The rest is left to our imagination.

[greetings-and-salutations]

“We Understand Each Other. Don’t We, Mr. Keene?”

Robby Keene x Reader

COBRA KAI CATCH-UP DUMP

Masterlist

(Gif not mine)

Requested? No

Summary: In her defense, (Y/n) never expected they’d lose the fight at the Christmas party, but that was her mistake. And it wouldn’t happen again. Not if Robby had anything to say about it…

Warnings: a LOT of starred out swear words, violence, blood, Kyler, Kreese being creepy and manipulative

Pairing: Robby Keene x Fem!Reader

“Ow!” (Y/n) complained, her face scrunched up in a wince as she pulled away harshly from Tory, who’d been trying to tend to the bloody cut on her forehead with a napkin she’d found in Kyler’s glove compartment. Tory rolled her eyes in annoyance.

“You need to stop moving, (Y/n/n). If you don’t let me clean it, it’s just gonna get worse.” (Y/n) scoffed a little at that, before cringing again, as the action hurt her busted lip.

“You really think Kyler’s dirty Taco Bell napkins are gonna do anything other than make it worse?” She pointed out, earning an offended gasp from the front seat.

“Hey, screw you guys. My napkins are the sh*t.” Kyler argued, prompting (Y/n) to grumble back sarcastically.

“You heard it here first, folks. Kyler’s napkins are sh*t.” The rest of the Cobra Kai’s chuckled at her joke, but Kyler remained unimpressed.

“Hey, F*ck you!” (Y/n) smirked, ignoring the way the pull of her skin caused the various throbbings to worsen.

“Don’t let Robby hear you say that.” She teased, causing the older boy to roll his eyes.

“Speaking of, where the he*l was he tonight? He should’ve been there kicking a*s with us.” He complained, sending (Y/n)’s thoughts back to Sam’s Christmas party, which had taken place no more than an hour ago, but already felt worlds away. Well, minus the plethora of bruises and cuts now littering all of their bodies.

“More like getting his a*s kicked with us.” She mumbled, though this time earning angry glares rather than laughs from her peers.

“I’m just saying, he should’ve been there.” Kyler finished his little rant and causing (Y/n) to turn to him with a hard stare of her own.

“He’d have gotten carted back to juvie and you know it.“ She said, her frown deepening at the words. She didn’t even wanna think about her boy having to go back to that place because of all this Miyagi-do/Eagle Fang bullsh*t.

“Then we’d really have stepped in it.” Tory commented, making (Y/n) laugh bitterly, before gesturing towards her messed up face.

“I’m sorry, is that not what just happened?” She asked, meeting the gazes of the rest of the Cobras who seemed annoyed by her words, but couldn’t exactly refute them, so they remained silent. Well, all but Kyler…

“D*mn (Y/n), you got a stick up your a*s? What’s with you today? You’re being a real b*tch.” (Y/n) looked at him in shocked confusion. Did he really just…?

“F*ck you, Kyler. Let me slam your face into a kitchen counter and see how ‘sunshine and daisies’ you are.” She argued, the boy simply pulling a face at her, before Tory cut in.

“Speaking of, tilt your head back.” She ordered, her attention returning to the cut above (Y/n)’s eyebrow. The other girl, smacked her hand away lightly.

“No. This is stupid.” She said, but Tory remained undeterred, a pleading expression on her face.

“Just do it. Robby’ll lose his sh*t if you show up looking like this.” She begged causing (Y/n) to sigh in defeat.

“Fine…” She cringed as Tory smiled back and immediately began dabbing at the blood with the napkin once again, the quickly shifting light from the street lamps coming through the window her only source of light. That certainly wasn’t worrying (Y/n) at all. Definitely not…

“Y’all better hurry if you don’t want Robby to see that. We’re almost there.”

+ + +

“Sh*t, Sensei! What happened?” The whole dojo was trashed; the weapons on the wall thrown about carelessly, the cardboard cutout of Sensei Kreese in pieces by the door, and, most notably, a person sized hole in the front window. Considering the state of things, (Y/n) figured her words of surprise were warranted, as she and the rest of the Cobra Kai’s took in the destruction.

“(Y/n)?” The girl turned on her heel at the voice, only just now noticing Robby Keene on the other side of the room, visibly disheveled and with a sizable dent in his forehead.

“Robby…” (Y/n) ran into his arms before she even realized what she was doing, her injuries long forgotten as her body ached for Robby’s comfort. And her boy did not disappoint, quick to pull her in a tight embrace, his voice low as he whispered in her ear.

“God, (Y/n/n), your face…” She pulled away just enough to look him in the eyes in confusion.

“My face?” She rolled her eyes, her hand moving up to brush the hair away from his injury for a better view. “You’ve got a dent in yours! What the he*l happened?” Robby sighed, looking down at the floor before answering, his jaw clenched in anger towards whatever it was he was about to say.

“My dad and Mr. Larusso showed up…” He mumbled through his teeth, (Y/n)’s eyes widening at the revelation.

“Oh my God… did your dad-“ He cut her off before she could ask her question, a subtle nod of his head enough indication that she was in fact correct, but he didn’t want to talk about it in their present company.

“I’m fine. Don’t worry about it.” He promised, leaving no room for debate before he continued. “I wanna know what happened to you. Who was it?” Robby asked, the worry from before having returned tenfold. (Y/n) waved her hand dismissively.

“Not important. I got a few hits in.” She replied vaguely, hoping he’d drop the issue, but, it seemed Kyler decided that now was the perfect time to put his two cents worth into a conversation that, thus far, hadn’t made any indication towards including him.

“No she really didn’t.” He interjected. Tory quick to agree with a grimace, as if the memory physically hurt her.

“It’s like she forgot how her arms worked.” She added, Kyler nodding from beside her.

“It was sh*t.” He finished, making (Y/n) glare at the pair, completely and utterly betrayed.

“Thanks, guys…” She complained, before turning back to Robby, who was giving her a pointed look.

“(Y/n)-“ He began, but the girl shook her head, already knowing where this was going and really not wanting to hear it.

“Look, it’s fine. I froze up. It happened. It’s not gonna happen again. Let’s just move on.” She said quickly, hoping to hide her embarrassment, before another voice, one she’d almost forgot was there, finally joined the conversation.

“It better not, Miss (Y/l/n).” (Y/n)’s heart stopped as she turned around to see Kreese standing behind her with his arms crossed.

“I’m sorry, Sensei…” She mumbled, her eyes trained on the floor, the girl not wanting to see the disappointment in his eyes for any longer than she already had.

“Sorry doesn’t cut it. Mr. Keene, my office please.” (Y/n)’s brow furrowed in confusion, as she finally returned her gaze to the man in front of her, who was now looking sternly at her boyfriend. (Y/n) didn’t understand. If anything, she was the one who deserved a stern talking to in the teachers office. Not Robby. Which led her to only one question. What could have possibly gone down while they were gone?

“But-” Robby started, a confused expression of his own overtaking his features, before Kreese interrupted him.

“Now, Mr. Keene.” And then he walked off, clearly indicating for Robby to follow after him.

“I’ll be right back…” Robby promised, pulling (Y/n) into his arms once more. Unable to hold her for as long this time, he pulled away, eyes raking over her beat up features. “God…” He mumbled almost to himself, though it was clear what had caused the outburst. He kissed the side of her head carefully, before finally trailing off the way Kreese had gone.

“What in the-“ (Y/n) smacked Kyler in the back of the head harshly, causing his words to come to an abrupt halt. He turned on her in anger. “Ow! What the f*ck?” He complained, rubbing the spot she’d hit him. (Y/n) smiled sarcastically.

“Thanks a lot, douchebag.” But Kyler’s expression didn’t change.

“What’d I do?” He asked, dumbly, earning an eye roll from the girl, before she turned away, gaze focusing on the window leading into Kreese’s office, where she could clearly see he and Robby having what looked to be a serious conversation. Not even looking at him when she did, (Y/n) finally answered Kyler bitterly.

“If Kreese kills me, I’m coming back to haunt your a*s.”

+ + +

“Come sit.” Kreese gestured towards the chair across from him as he took his place behind the desk. Robby did not, opting to remain standing by the door, a confused, but harsh look on his face. He didn’t know why Kreese wanted to speak to him, but if it had anything to do with (Y/n)…

“What’s this about? I need to get (Y/n) home.” He said, his mind still on the state of his girlfriend just a room away. He needed to get a better look at her; make sure she didn’t need to go to the hospital or something. She looked terrible, and Kyler and Tory’s words had worried him more than he’d let on. He needed to talk to her about everything that happened; not be here, standing in front of his Sensei, waiting for him to get to the point. Kreese frowned at his disinterest in the conversation, but responded nonetheless, a cigar Robby hadn’t noticed him lighting now hanging carelessly from between his fingers, as he gestured towards where the both of them could see the girl they were discussing talking to the rest of the cobras.

“That’s what I wanted to talk to you about. Your (Y/n)… she’s a little weak to be Cobra Kai material, don’t you think?” Robby’s blood ran cold. This is not happening…

“No (Y/n), no me. I go where she goes.” He said swiftly, no room for any argument Kreese might try. Robby was here. He was a Cobra Kai. The events of the night were proof enough of that, but he’d be gone in a heartbeat if the older man tried to kick out his girl. Kreese looked at him incredulously.

“But that’s not true. She went to the fight tonight.” He pointed out, earning a frown from the teen. He knew that. He already felt like sh*t about that. But it wasn’t exactly his fault.

“I couldn’t. You know that.” He said, hoping that’s be the end of it, but Kreese was far from done.

“You didn’t go and look what happened. She got hurt. You weren’t there to protect her.” Robby glared at the man.

“I won’t be there to protect her if I’m sent back to juvie either.” He argued back. Kreese just shrugged, taking a puff of his cigar.

“But what good is being out if she’s still getting hurt anyways?” Robby looked down at the dingy carpet, knowing the man was right, but not wanting to admit it, for, if he did, it would change everything.

“She’ll get better…” He mumbled, but even Robby didn’t believe himself. Kreese just shook his head.

“No she won’t. But that’s okay. She’s not built for Cobra Kai. But you are. You just have to be stronger. You don’t want something to happen to her like that nerdy boy with the broken arm, do you?” Robby shook his head almost immediately, not even wanting to think about his (Y/n) like that.

“No Sensei.” He answered, really wanting the conversation to be over now. But Kreese made another face like he didn’t quite believe him.

“And what about the traitor Diaz? Do you want her ending up like him?” He prodded. Robby’s response was louder this time, and much more determined.

“No Sensei.” He would not let his girlfriend get hurt again. Whatever it took, whatever he had to do, he’d do it. Those Miyagi/Fang whatever-they’re-called pieces of sh*t would regret ever touching his girl. Kreese smiled up at him.

“Then I think we understand each other. Don’t we, Mr. Keene?”

“Yes, Sensei.” And he meant it too. Kreese smile widened as he got to his feet.

“Good. We have much work to do.”

They’re gonna pay…

Part 2?

Tag lists are open!!!

Tags: @electriclcvewp @kaqua @nickangel13

[ares-athena]

Okay, since you said it's all good, I have another one. So it's a Robby x female reader x Tory. The reader is super into school and got along with everyone (a floater between groups). So they're dating Tory and Robby and they get bullied by some random kid (kind of beat up. Nothing too bad but of course enough for those two to notice right away) and the two are ready for war. But the reader calms them down and they take care of her (I feel like Robby would give the BEST cuddles) and Tory shows her little moves to defend herself? And Robby does pointers here and there before making them both come and cuddle because the reader is just so tired??

Yay! This is such a fun idea.

Ck Tory X F!Reader X Robby

Warnings ⚠️: beaten, cuts, and bruises.

Summary: Reader isn't a very confrontational person. But her girlfriend and boyfriend are. She doesn't want to pick a side nut what happens if someone makes that choice for her.

"Ok so your telling me Johnny Lawrence and Danny LaRusso want to share a dojo. I don't belive it." She says. "See it's unheard of." Hawk says. "Are you guys sure they won't tear eachother apart before 3 p.m.?" She says. "No. It sounds like a terrible idea." Demetri say and she can't blame him. From the stories she's been told from Miguel and tory. This can't go well.

She was walking to robby's house. He called her and asked if she wanted to sta the night over his place since tory was also on her way. You wanting to see your girlfriend and boyfriend you said I'm on my way. And you were until you were stopped by robby's old friends. Trey and Cruz. You knew them and now they knew you and your boyfriend.

"Can I help you?" She asked. "Yeah, you know a Robby Keene?" One of them asked. "I do why?" She replied already losing it because they were getting closer to her. Maybe her refusing a dojo was a bad idea. "Good you can give him this message for us." The other one said.

After they left her in the alley she tried to get up but it was severely hard. If wasn't bad at all they just focused kicking her ribs. When she got up she felt fine and continued walking to robby's house. It was going well until you got a call from tory.

"What's taking so long? We got your favorite snacks and your favorite movie waiting for you." She asked. They were so sweet. "Sorry my brother wasn't letting me leave for a while its fine. I'm almost there." She replied. Though she hated lying this wasn't something to tell over the phone. Or to tory nichols or robby keene at all.

When she got there she was in more pain. Walking really hurt the already bruised ribs. And then she noticed one of them had cut her. She didn't notice until the blood from where the cut was on her shoulder was leaking down her arm. It wasn't a bad cut. Not deep at all just really blood. She cleaned most of the blood off your arm with a towel in your bad you had since she were staying the night. There was no way to hide this unless you got to the bathroom fast. Which was very unlikely.

When she knocked on the door she heard scrambling from both tory and robby. Tory was the one who opened the door. With robby shoved on the couch. "Hi love." Tory says and hugs her. Robby notices something off as soon as she winces when tory hugs her. "Are you ok, darling?" Robby asked her. "Yeah I'm fine." She responded but her smile wasn't as convincing as she thought.

"We can help just what is it?" Tory asked her after pulling away. She of course was scared to tell them. She wasn't one for confrontation. "Whatever it is we won't be upset with you." Robby says. That's when she tell them everything. The part about Trey and Cruz. She even takes her shirt off and shows tory and robby the cut on her shoulder blade. Tory moved her to the couch while robby went to get the first aid kit. "Don't worry love. They went get away with this." Tory says. "I'll make sure of it." Robby finished kneeling in front of you while cleaning your wounds. "No. No revenge. Not tonight " She says and robby and tory look at her then each other. "Fine." Robby says. "Not tonight." Tory finishes.

After tory and robby clean her all up. They all lay on the couch. Tory on one end robby on the other. Darling in the middle. She was in robby's sweater and he was holding her from the side with his head in her neck. "I'll teach you some defense tommorow yeah." Tory says. "Yeah." She says back and kisses her girlfriend then her boyfriend.

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

AIGHT Y’ALL I wasn’t tagged but I’m doing this anyways because f u c k  i t

It's the year 2021 and you're obsessed with The Karate Kid. How are you feeling?

Deadasss weird as fuck, my dude. Like...out of all the things I could’ve predicted happening in our lord’s year 2021, it definitely was NOT getting hyperfixated on a hammy gay ship with a punk and a nerd from a goddamn karate soap opera. And yet...here we are??? I will never understand hyperfixations, my guy. But I’ve met a lot of really cool people in this fandom, so I can’t really complain.

Did you grow up with TKK or are you new to the series?

I have never seen a single Karate Kid movie in my entire life. When I was a kid, it looked kinda dumb so I never got into it XD But then I saw my roommate watching Cobra Kai on Youtube Red one day (he has every streaming service known to man) and I was hooked. And...here I am!

We gotta do the basics. Favorite character:  

Literally EVERYONE except for Kreese, Yasmine, Kyler, and Tory, sorry stans

Okay but if we gotta pick, Johnny Lawrence is my Problematic Fave. Also I love my boy Daniel, he’s trying his best!!! And Amanda LaRusso, we stan a queen!!!

Among the kids, definitely Miguel, with Demetri as a close second. I also love Sam, Aisha, Moon, and Hawk (pre- and post-Bastardization Arc, anyways XD)!

Favorite ship:  

Take a look at my username and take a WILD FUCKING GUESS lmao Yes it’s Eli/Demetri because DUH, every interaction they have is so fucking gay and Eli fucking saved him!!! And came back to him!!! And betrayed the world’s most terrifying dojo with a WAR CRIMINAL SENSEI all for Demetri!!! And how Demetri was willing to forgive him for everything at the drop of a hat because he always had faith there was still good in his best friend??? That’s TRUE LOVE motherfuckers. Please let them kiss in Season 4. I will sell you all of my limbs. Sam/Miguel is a close second because they’re cute as shit and it’s just so lovely to see two people so unapologetically smitten with each other. They are in LOVE, and I will RIOT if they break up again!!! Keep Sam and Miguel together 2k21!!!

Underrated character:

SAMANTHA LARUSSO!!! The amount of hate my girl gets for acting like a normal teenager and fucking up occasionally JUST like the rest of the cast makes me want to start punching things. She cares SO MUCH about her friends!!! And she loves the shit out of Miguel!!! She hasn’t always been the best friend but you know what??? Neither has Hawk, and we still forgave his ass!!! Also LET HER BE FEMININE but also kick utter ass, my god!!! Femininity should not be synonymous with being weak, y’all! ALSO DEMETRI, like yes, he likes to complain and occasionally run his mouth, but guess what else he likes to do??? Never give up on the love of his life his best friend Eli Moskowitz and refuse to lose faith in him no matter how much of a little shit he’s become, and I for one think that’s very badass of him. Also the way he takes care of Eli pre-Cobra Kai in his own snarky bastard way makes me absolutely Weak and needs more appreciation. Like the dude has charisma and COULD have probably made other friends and left Eli behind if he wanted, but did he??? No, he wants the weepy loser with the lip scar in the polo shirts and dorky sweaters and will protect him as much as his wimpy ass is able!!!

Underrated ship (don’t say therapy, lol):  

Among the adults, Daniel/Amanda!!! Like maybe I just don’t watch that much tv, but it seems kinda rare to me to see a happily married hetero couple, and it’s just nice to see a married couple who genuinely love each other and where there’s not like...lingering resentment or some shit. I feel like this ship gets overshadowed by Lawrusso a lot (which like--okay, fair!!! Daniel and Johnny do have a ridiculous amount of chemistry, and the gay undertones are undeniable, so I get it), and it makes me kinda sad. I do love Lawrusso, but I don’t like when Amanda has to get her heart broke for it to happen, you feel? Among the kids, honestly YasMoon. Like I really love the idea of Yasmine trying to better herself because of Moon’s influence on her and because Moon like...inspires her to be a better person, I guess? With their pretty strong friendship, it just makes more sense to me for Yasmine to get a redemption arc through Moon than through Demetri. ALSO girls DO often pull the whole “mean girl” shtick to cover up being closeted lesbians, and Moon IS canonically bi, so it could work!!! I just think this one could be a really interesting Friends to Lovers take, and could make a really nice coming-out arc for Yas. And MoonPiper too, honestly!!! Like they only got 5 seconds of screentime so I understand WHY it’s underrated, but I still love what we DID get and loved that there was a canon gay ship (even if only for 1 scene lmao). I’m really excited to potentially see more of them in Season 4!!! Please, I’m begging!!!

Wax On, Wax Off or Sweep the Leg?

Sweep the Leg because it will always be deeply hilarious to me how Demetri took note of the first move Eli ever used on him and spent presumably weeks perfecting it OUT OF SPITE just to get him back with it at the soccer game MONTHS later. Just goes to show how OBSESSED Demetri is with Eli and their little karate rivalry which is just NOT straight, I’m sorry

Which of Daniel’s dumb little outfits is your favorite?

There’s something so funny about this pretentious little fuck walking around in fancy suits once he becomes a #SuccessfulBusinessman, and still occasionally trying to do karate in a full-ass suit (take THAT, Tom Cole’s boba!!!) I’m also a big fan of how he looks in his gi with his little headband. Still killing that look as a 40-50-something!!!

Character from the films you most want to return, who’s not Terry Silver:

Tbh I have still never seen a single Karate Kid movie (they took them off of Netflix, RIP), so...I don’t really care if they bring anyone else back??? I’m invested in the characters we already have in the show, I don’t need some rando from the movies to make a cameo to have a good time XD The only character I really wanted them to bring back was Ali, and they already did, so like...I’m good??? That’s all I really needed, I can die in peace now XD

Scene that lives in your head rent-free:

Basically any fluffy Elimetri scene, but 5 in particular: ~Miguel first meeting Eli and Demetri at the lunch table, and Eli looking at Demetri like he hung every goddamn star in the sky ~Demetri going off at a terrifying, “unhinged” karate sensei on the first day of Cobra Kai because he made fun of Eli’s lip and Demetri is not about that shit ~ELI STEALING DEMETRI’S NACHO AND SMIRKING AT HIM, LIKE EXCUSE ME SIR PLEASE BE A LITTLE LESS HOMOSEXUAL IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ~Eli yanking Demetri onstage during Valley Fest to hold a board, and Demetri being visibly like...extremely turned on when Eli breaks said board ~ELI SAVING DEMETRI DURING THE CHRISTMAS FIGHT, ELI APOLOGIZING, DEMETRI AND ELI KICKING COBRA ASS TOGETHER AKSBDCUWYVCBU

Will Anthony LaRusso ever be relevant?

I hope not! He’s kind of a funny meme character to pop up now and again but I don’t think he deserves a serious plotline when there are so many more interesting characters to follow.

You live in The Valley and are forced into the karate gang war. Which dojo do you join?

Miyagi-Do because Cobra Kai would eat me alive. Also I’d probably straight up get stuck and die in that cement mixer, if I even made it that far XD Besides, being salty that your friend who you have a crush on likes martial arts better than you and starting martial arts to impress them but also being too lazy to join anything TOO intense is a Big Mood and I am certainly not speaking from personal experience here, no sirree

What’s your training montage song?

"Shut Up and Drive” by Rihanna for a weight-training and bicep-flexing montage, “Whatever It Takes” by Imagine Dragons for a more intense punching-and-kicking-shit montage. I don’t know why this is, I just feel it in my heart.

It’s the crossover event of the century! Which TV show are you combining with Cobra Kai for an hour-long Saturday night special?

*Briefly panics because I don’t actually watch that much TV and most of the stuff I do watch is fantasy/sci fi shit that absolutely would not work for a CK crossover*

Hmmmm okay but ACTUALLY

You know what would be fucking funny as hell would be an It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia crossover. Allow me to elaborate: ~The Gang goes to LA on vacation during the height of the Karate Dojo Wars. They literally can get barely anything done without all these goddamn karate-fighting teenagers getting in the way. ~They are all very annoyed by this. Even the most obscure of tourist attractions is eventually intercepted by karate fights. ~Mac tries to join Cobra Kai because he sees all this karate fighting on, and wants to unquestionably prove both his badassery and masculinity. Both Johnny and Kreese are like “Wtf are you doing here? Aren’t you like 30?” ~Mac gets a planet-sized crush on Johnny after all of 5 minutes and endlessly gushes to the gang about him. The gang mercilessly roast him about this and about how much of a pathetic loser with his life together in no way whatsoever Johnny sounds like. They proceed to have exactly 0 self awareness about this. ~The Waitress is in town visiting family or something, and Charlie is stalking her, as per usual. However, every time he’s about to go up and talk to her, a pack of battling Miyagi-Dos and Cobra Kais throwing punches and kicks everywhere blocks his path. One times, Mac is among one of these packs and Charlie is like “???? He didn’t get kicked out of that teen karate dojo yet???” ~Seeing how much the Kids These Days seem to like fighting, Charlie drops by a local high school to try and sell Fight Milk to the kids doing karate. Only Kyler and Brucks buy into it, and subsequently get the entire West Valley High wrestling team sick. Charlie is inevitably arrested, as Counselor Blatt thinks he’s selling the kids drugs. ~Dennis makes a plan to have sex with every hot chick he can in Los Angeles. He meets Ali on a dating app post-divorce, and inevitably tries to bang her. It doesn’t work. ~Frank crashes the rental car, and inevitably the gang ends up at one of Daniel’s dealerships. Dee quickly takes a liking to Daniel and is like “Watch, assholes--Imma homewreck this guy’s marriage.” She starts frequenting the dealerships to attempt to flirt with Daniel, until one day she walks in on him having sex with Johnny in a back room and she’s like “Is that the guy from Mac’s goddamn dojo?!?!” ~Dennis, of course, tries to sleep with Amanda. Amanda is not having it, and rebukes him in the most snarky, Amanda-esque way possible. Dennis is just like “Oh not AGAIN--the women in this goddamn diva city have too high of standards!” ~Later on, the gang is at the beach and Dennis spots the blonde lady he went out on an ill-fate date with, and decides to give it another shot--that is, until he sees her go up and kiss another woman and he’s like “IS THAT THE LADY FROM THE CAR DEALERSHIP??? STUPID-KARATE-KICK-COMMERCIAL’S WIFE?!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.” ~Dee complains to Dennis about her lack of luck getting laid, and Dennis is just like “Oh come ON, is everyone in Los Angeles gay???” Smash cut to Hawk and Demetri having sex, Moon and Piper making out, Bert and Nate holding hands, Chris and Mitch doing oral, and Amanda, Ali, and Carmen having a threesome. ~Frank tries to scam Kreese into buying cheaply-made karate equipment for his dojo. The gang ends up having to leave LA because Kreese is quite literally plotting all of their murders.

For tagging, uuuuhhhhhh @jackonthelongwalk @soe-leo @max-eagle-fang @cc-tinslebee @backawayfromthegay @asphodel-storm do the thing, if y’all haven’t yet!

[foxymoxynoona]

Hi 🦊 , so this is for Flux. Wait how are you? I hope you’re good? I’ve been pushing this off because I’ve been so busy. However, I had a fight with a friend and since this blog is one of my happy places, I’m here.

So, yeah Flux. I don’t think they should be back together, honestly I’m with the hyungs on this one, especially Jimin (where he says JK is putting all their previous problems on her mental health issues). They might not have had the best approach (I’m looking at tough love Yoongi), but doing anything that’ll lead to JK feeling ambushed will honestly make him double down and want to prove a point. I’m not sure I’d react any differently than they did however tbh, they literally had to watch someone they love and feel responsible for, breakdown and fall apart, helpless to stop any of it. And they’re expected to just be accepting of him going back to what was essentially his trigger without any proper development or growth on his part, simply because he is an adult? No way. He legit could have died and they wouldnt have known, I’m referring to when he had that bad reaction to the drugs in his apartment and they all thought he was hooking up.

Honestly, I love them together, and I’m really loving Sasha’s progress and honesty. But tbh, JK never actually worked through their break up. He went from doing drugs and women, to almost oding and then pining after Sasha so fast, it was like whiplash.

Moving on, what Michele did was just not it at all. I loved Namjoon’s maturity in this book and the differences between his actions and Michele’s are very apparent. Michelle had no problem telling her best friend’s private business to a guy she just started hooking up with, while Namjoon remained mum about JK’s downward spiral. Also, the way he kept on referring to Michelle as just a fwb shows he would easily drop her to protect his group. Meanwhile, aunt Michelle is busy telling someone she betrayed “if it makes you feel better, we’re fighting now”. Da f*ck? Its the audacity for me 😂 . Anyway friends fuck up too but, this shit needs a serious apology to even begin to rebuild that trust.

I wish JK and Sasha the best, but all I see right now is a train wreck waiting to happen if things are not handled delicately. If it weren’t you writing this, I would have stopped reading because it started to feel like unhealthy relationship habits were being romanticized. But it’s you 🦊, and one thing I can trust is the realism in your stories and how you tackle important issues about building healthy relationships, love and trust.

I’m looking forward to the next chapters. Apologies for any typos, I’m a bit calmer now with my friend, but I’m not the best typist when I’m upset.

🥂

I appreciate the trust!! It's true --I HOPE-- that when something feels off or unhealthy or not quite right in one of my stories, it's intentional and something thes tory will be addressing in some way, whether that's a character calling it out, or the characters themselves need to grow past it, etc. I try not to be preachy with my writing, but I do want my characters to wind up in happy, healthy relationships, so if we aren't there yet, it's not the end!

I had expected some comments like this! And there are soem over on ao3 too, so you aren't alone with your reservations. I think there are some readers who are optimistic and some are pessimistic and some are skeptical and it's all good, I don't mean any reader is reading the "right" way or anything like that. I expected to get called out more than I did on how quickly JK went from "nearly ODing" to "staking out the coffee shop, ready to be a devote boyfriend to Sasha." But... yes, all intentional 😉

I'm so sorry to hear about your fight with your friend! I hope that's able to resolve the best way you need soon and it doesn't remain a sore spot for you for long!

[fruitbur]

And you're worth more than your body. F*ck anyone who ever made you feel otherwise. I won't pretend I know how you feel, because I don't. But, if it helps you to feel less alone, my birthday is coming up soon too. People keep asking me what I'm going to do to celebrate, when all I really want is to pretend it's not happening. My older sister passed away just before her 23rd birthday. I'll be turning 23, and it hurts to know that I'll officially be older than my older sister. (4/6)

jesus.. yeah anon, i feel the same way. every year i feel so guilty that i can't spend my birthdays with Tori. god i know she would have wanted a big birthday for our 16th. and she'd want to drive around for 18th maybe. i know how much these things would mean to her. i hate my birthday because everyone around me can get to go places (disney, parks, a different state or country) but every year i just sit home crying that she can't be here with us.

i used to dance, did it for 12 years before i quit. she was the reason, always joining something new. when she died, i kept going. i had to. that was our Thing™️ and i wasn't going to give it, until i did.

but yeah anon we think the same when it comes to our birthdays.

(4/6)

[justwritingforfun]

YOU!

As we walk in into the mansion, we hear nothing. Wil, Marvin and Chase looked confused until we saw glitch's and red and blue lights.

"F*CK YOU DARK!!" we hear someone yelled from a room in the mansion, The guys looked at each other with worried look and started running to the voice.

"Tori lets follow them!" Ophelia said pulling me to follow the guys 'it's not like you will give me a say' I thought as we run to find the guys, 'it's hard to run in a dress that goes to the floor',

We find the guys with more guys  a lot more guys and they are holding two people back from each other, to the left I see Chase and Marvin and three other guys try to hold back someone that glitch, before I could look to the right I hear "TORI AND OPHELIA GET OUT NOW!!" it was Wilford yelling at us, I quickly turn my head to where I heard Wil, I feel Ophelia start to shake and I can tell why, I started to shake as I feel rage fill my body as I look at HIS face "Ophelia stay here".

Ophelia pov:

I can't move or do anything as I saw his  face again after all these years, after all these years I am terrified to see him again, I hear Tori "Ophelia stay here" with rage in her voice, I can't answer her as she pulled out of my hold on her arm. I see purple flames start to form on Tori as she walked to Wil and Him. He was being held back by ten or so other people but the let go as Wil yelled.

Wil tried to stop Tori "Tori stop, you need to stop now please....Tori what?"Wil was confused as he saw the purple flames,

"out of the way William, I don't want to hurt you" Tori's voice change it was more of an echo, Wil didn't move, he tried to pull her away, I thinking back to me but as he grabbed her arm it burn him, he didn't get to yell out in pain as I watch him being held down on the wall next to them in a blink of a eye "sorry William but you didn't move" all the guys looked shocked.

"Dark do you know her?" one of the guys around him asked.

"So that is why William didn't want me to meet you, Damien and Celine or 'Dark', do you even remember me and Ophelia" Tori was now in front of dark and I haven't moved yet but I know that the other guys have move over to me, one of them is holding Wil who is awake but is in a lot of pain.

"Tori so good to see that you and Ophelia are alive and out of that mirror" Damien or Dark said as the room become darker.

Tori's pov:

'I'm going to kill him'. The fact that he knew we were stuck in the that void call the mirror and he didn't help get us, enraged me, I can feel the flames grow hotter and bigger "YOU KNEW WE WERE STUCK AND YOU DID NOTHING!! I SHOULD KILL YOU!" I screamed at him as I screamed he was pushed back to the wall behind him, he let out a painful grunt, I keep him  there with my powers that I learnt the mirror, with him pinned to the wall I run up and punch him in the jaw, I can't stop I just keep punching him and he didn't try to fight back "YOU KNEW! YOU DIDN'T TRY TO HELP US!! YOU DESERVE THIS!!".

I kept screaming at him, I feel tears run down my face but I don't stop, the hold on him had loosen but he stay in place letting my take my anger out on him.

"Tori..stop...please" I hear Ophelia behind me, I let out a loud scream as I hit Dark one last time as I stop the flames died down, I'm breathing really hard though my tears, I look down at Dark to see the damaged, he has a black eye, he is bleeding out of his nose and mouth, his mouth is cut and swollen and he has bruises all the place, even though I just beaten him, he looked up as he fell down and smiled at me.

I cried harder "you little monster, don't cry" I slowly walked away, I feel someone behind me,

"Ophelia..." she grabbed me pulling me out of the room.

[tenshibeth1]

Fic Writer Meme

Thanks for the tag, @chierafied ! <3

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Author Name:

Here and a few other places my author name is Tenshibeth1, which was a username I'd created back in high school some...gosh, ten years ago now? Time flies! But, it was created in part by my group of friends then. I was in the goth group, but they always said I was the nicest and most innocent of the group, like an angel. My nickname in reality is Beth, short from Elizabeth, and I've always been big into Japan, anime, and manga and all, so Tenshi seemed a fitting choice to add onto my name. Tenshi means angel. The one stands for the fact that it was my first author username. Now, Reflection of a Broken Dream (RoaBD) came later in life, when I felt everything I am and was, was broken. It came after my divorce from an abusive and terrible man...he had me believing I was nothing. I could do nothing right, I was a pest to everyone, and my dreams? Get real. I could never make them come true. Writing has always been a balm for me...and even though I believed few would read or like my stuff, I did eventually begin posting stuff again. To my shock, people liked what I wrote...they wrote me such kind words and pleas for continuation. Everyone who liked and commented on the stories gave me hope again, and confidence in myself. So thank you to everyone who read and commented! I'm where I am now because of you all. ,^.^,

Fandoms You Write For:

SessKag and SessOC from Inuyasha, KuraKag and HieiKag from Yu Yu Hakusho and Inuyasha, KuraOC from Yu Yu Hakusho (although I'm not sure if I've posted any...), and, a long while back, I used to post ShinoHina from Naruto. I also wrote some KakaHina, GaaraHina, SasuHina, and ItaHina from Naruto...I don't know if I ever posted any...but I ship it.

Where You Post:

Mainly on here and on Dokuga. I once posted on Spark a long time ago...and I was posting on FFnet, but something went awry when I tried to get the app...and now I can no longer sign in to my account and no staff members will help me, so I'll probably make another account. I also have an AO3, which I need to update. ><

Most Popular One Shot:

On Dokuga, it's a SessKag titled Now and Forever...which is a one-shot sequel to Written in the Stars. Here, it's the SessKag Someone to Protect with 79 hits. I have no oneshots on AO3. And on FFnet is Hinata's Favorite Insect, a ShinoHina, which only won by two follows. It was neck-and-neck with a SessKag Things That Go 'Thump' In The Night.

Most Popular Multichapter:

Here, it looks like the SessKag Alpha is in the lead with 104 hits. With Dokuga...holy crap, it's Cursed with over 12k reads! O.O On FFnet it's Overprotective, which is a HieiKag...and it looks like it's the favorite on AO3, too! Oh, wow. I need to go back and write on so many stories...T.T

Favorite Story:

Ahh...most of them hold a special place in my heart...but there are a few that are a little more...sentimental than others. Cursed, for example, would be one of the top ones. I began writing it when I was living with my ex-husband. It is one of the few reasons I stayed sane...and the original version of that fic was warped...just like my mind at the time. If anyone's curious, I'll tell that story later...but know that it will end well. Rising From the Ashes is going to be a good story if I can ever finish it. It's a bubbling of hope from the darkest recesses of depression...something I suffer and struggle with everyday and have to rise from. Very Merry Christmas With You is going to be a healing fic, Sesshoumaru helping Kagome heal from a trauma that happened to her as a child. They have the relationship I desire most. Same with Alpha, but it's a more recent trauma that reminds me much of my past marriage. The Unexpected, a ShinoHina, was a much earlier echo of this, with an abusive relationship in the making with her arranged betrothed in the Snow. And I just have a special place for Overprotective and All That is Meant To Be because...I do. They were works when I wasn't as confident as I am now, and I really loved and worked on the stories vigilantly outside of what I posted. I kept writing and re-writing to see which directions I wanted to go with them...I need to re-write them both with more detail and post them...

Story You Were Most Nervous to Post:

That's a tie between Arranged Marriage, a ShinoHina, and Cursed, a SessKag. Arranged Marriage was the first real fic I worked on that I posted after several years and the abuse I went through. The anxiety I suffered to post it was...unbelievable. I thought I might pass out. I expected people to boo me out of there since it isn't a very liked ship...but, happily, I found that wasn't the case. And Cursed... I was revamping it to be made public after realizing how messed up it was, and how messed up in the head I'd been... So, I was understandably nervous and trying to make it better. Real. Believable. And not the dark hole it once was...

How Do You Pick Titles:

Erm...I'm with Chiera, I pick whatever feels best. Mostly, I try to pick something short and sweet...and easy to remember.

Do You Outline:

Define outline. Haha. I do try to kind of figure out which events I want in the story and roughly figure out the ending...but I don't always do that. On the ones I have more of a feel of, I do. Ones I don't? I pretty much fly by the seat of my pants and go on the journey with my readers. Some, I still have no idea how they're going to end. We'll find out when we get there. XD

Complete Stories:

Ai yai yaiii...roughly eight. The Best Antiques will get a oneshot sequel or two, but...yeah. Not very impressive. I have a bunch of unfinished published works...and about seven hundred more on my computer... >.>;;

The list of completed fics:

FFnet

The Best Antiques

Things That Go 'Thump' In The Night

Butterfly

Waiting for You

Hinata's Favorite Insect

Dokuga

Written in the Stars

Now and Forever

Someone to Protect

In Progress:

I am currently working on The Pact, Alpha, and Cursed actively, with some work-ins on the other SessKags. I want to work on them all more, and get back into some of my KuraKag, HieiKag, and ShinoHina.

Coming Soon:

I just posted The Pact chapter 5! Dancing With Your Ghost, a SessKag one shot that likes to rip my heart out every time I write on it. I Found You, a SessKag one shot exploring alternate realities. Romancing, a SessKag series of Sesshoumaru trying to wordlessly woo Kagome. The Dark Guardian, a SessKag I hope to write for Halloween! An interesting take of Sesshoumaru as the deity of death that I started, like, a year ago and forgot about... And I'm working on a fic called The Child, an eventual KuraKag with a rough start. ...I'm also working on another KuraKag in little bits, it's currently unnamed and will revolve around Genkai's secret love child she didn't even tell Toguro about... Yes, I know I'm working on a lot at once. Because of my medicine change I have days where I struggle to focus on any one thing...so I write a little here and there. And some days I don't get to because work kills me sometimes and I have do things after work for work other days. -shrugs-

Prompts:

I love them and am open to them if anyone wants to suggest or send them. They might even help with what I'm writing. The Dark Guardian was created from a prompt. ^.^

("Unbeknownst to you, Death was watching you from the corner of the hospital room when you were being born. Fascinated by life, it imprinted on you. As the years went by, Death often saw you being bullied at school and couldn't do anything but watch; as taking the lives if your bullies would have been too much of a verdict. However, you have just been kidnapped and Death is pissed.")

Upcoming Story You are Most Excited For:

It's a tie between The Dark Guardian and Romancing! I'm excited to explore the role of Sesshoumaru as something loosely like Hades with Kagome as his Persephone...just in a very different way. (If you follow the telling of the story in which he does not rape her. The one I found, she could read the inscriptions and said it did not explicitly say he raped her, just whisked her to Hell.) But that isn't exactly the way the story is going, just that Kagome is his light in the all-consuming darkness. Romancing...is going to be sweet and funny, with a bit of drama added in. And frustration. Why does she not understand?! XD Poor Sesshy... If I could get my act together, I would work on The Youkai Games...something I've been working on, off and on, for the past ten years or so...

Five Authors:

@bearpluscat

@therebelalchemist

@dreaming-of-the-midnight-sun

And anyone else who wants to try! ^.^

[fortheheavenssake]

MM Anon 3

MM Anon 3

Oct. 1

MM ANON … 🎼” back to black”🎼…… uncomfortably reunion …… “ AND THE CROWDS WENT…… home”… “blend in with the POC”🤣🤣🤣🤣…… Pressed for time. …… PR with blinkers… don’t Sue the messenger …… Harry on camping…… background colour …… “ bloody African Queen ‘ don’t think so”…… “ returning after their triumphant tour “…… OMG’ it’s definitely her

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Oct. 2

MM ANON, This vacuous tart is in need of serious therapy ‘ she’s trying to intimidate the British press who employ Rottweilers as journalists and have brought down whole governments. They string antagonists up by their Gonads and bury pieces of flotsam like nutmeg alive. Not only is this virus on a hiding to nothing,she has underestimated the established reading matter of middle England ‘THE DAILY MAIL. ………… ‘popcorn darlings ‘ popcorn !!!!!!!!!!!

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MM Anon - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Oct. 2

MM ANON …… Dear Darlings ‘ today is my birthday 🎼 happy birthday to me🎼…………🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 2nd Oct. 1944. ……… “ a day that live in ignominy” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Oct. 2

MM ANON …… Thank you dear Skippy and all your faithful helpers ………… your blog is a joy and a privilege to post on …… GBTQAOGC👑👑👑👑👑 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

You are so welcome! We are honoured to have you join us! You are loved!🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oct. 2

MM ANON …… A TM visit?…… a pitiful cry for help …… “tears of a Crown”…… “ Philip’ stop swearing!!”…… ink block carnage … a scathing edi-TORY-al……”A Sunday surprise “…… “well,well,well’ fe-MAIL- empowerment”…… Fleet St. circling the wagons …… 🎼 “ Homeward bound, I guess ………” 🎼j…… … ace card archificial …… “SA’ well that was a dud Megs”…… leap-Frog to Calipornia 🤫🤫🤫

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Oct. 3

MM ANON …… rogue withdrawal …… a petulant rattle slays fleet st. …… royal analysis paralysis ……… “ settlement now!!!! ……TM lawyers up…… tabloid utopia …… “ This is a bloody tape diversion old thing “…………“A spitting Halloween 🎃 “……… “ remember ‘remember, the 5th of Nov.” …… “ Philip ‘ this year you give the Queen speech”…… 🎆🎇😱🇬🇧💩⚖️⚖️⚖️…… GBTQ.

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Oct. 3

MM ANON , UNDER THE RADAR!!!!!!!! The Queen probably has information and physical evidence appertaining to “It” regarding her “ lost” years. During the summer PW spent a week at MI6 at Vauxhall. ( being briefed?) what on? Suddenly this week there’s a story of a certain acquisition of a “tape” the next day , via H. she sues the MOS regarding a letter. (Smoke And Mirrors) The hinges are falling off that locked door on her past ………………………!!!!!!!! Allegedly.

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Oct. 4

MM ANON …… Meanwhile at CH…… A Family meeting’ o dear!!…… “ One is apoplectic with disappointment “… (two red faces)…… “ this isn’t a game of happy f%#@k families!!!”…… an atmospheric cut…… legs and tails …… They Aga successful …… in the brown Windsor soup……a green beret chum…… nutmeg begs…… happy Harry …… SS documentary’s doom.

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Oct. 4

MM ANON …… Smoke and Mirrors divert us from the elephant in the doom!!!, nothing to do with nutmegs bawling in the bathroom over being picked on by those nasty hacks 🤣🤣🤣 or hacked phones (it’s a daily mine field for the high profiled) abysmal failure on behalf of their security. It’s the tape darlings ‘ murkmegs very sore-did past. Popcorn’POPCORN 🍿 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

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Oct. 5

MM ANON …… chocolate sundae …… don’t give up your day job …… single exit west …… a SMALL diversion … “ is he mine?” …… home alone ………… “ I fear for them Philip” …… Duty calls …… 🎼” you wore out your welcome with random precision “🎼……… “ we must talk Harry”……… jack and Jill went up the hill ……… “ it’s all on This memory stick.

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Oct. 5

Does this mean PiersM is a friend of Her Majesty (👑) or a friend of MM?

So many players, so much darkness in this schtick. My brain is fried. Thank you Skippy🐼

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Oct. 6

MM ANON … the Queen …… “ one can’t choose ones family “…… “ Philip loves me doing Melania” …… “I rather liked Donald “ …… “ l frightening Vlad…… “ on our day together she never stopped yapping “ … “Harry ‘ we all make mistakes “… “ the little one, she’s a fireball “ …… “Camilla says she’s illiterate “ … “ what sort of name was that!!!!!”…” What!! Christmas ‘she’ll be lucky “ … “LG ‘ that’s why it’s called the Queens speech ‘ so f#@ck them!!”

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Oct. 7

MM ANON …… “MORGAN ‘ a suitable case for treatment” …… sue- da - nam?

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Oct. 7

MM ANON … Calapornia Dreem-in…… “ To be ‘ or Not to be…” …… “ I made a bit of a boob”……… “ the real Mc- COY darlings “…… “ artistic lie- sense …… “ not my best work”

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Oct. 7

MM ANON …… This is only my opinion on the validity of the alleged article. AN OPINION!! like skippy suggested in all posts , re disclaimer ……… what would be verified in this situation is “ face recognition tech.” ANYBODY?????? 👃🏾👁👄👂

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Oct. 7

MM ANON … lets move on!!!!…… fab unfore-tunate…… pre tour panic… …a fleet-ing vengeance …… “ don’t take this personally”…… “ you have TWO choices”…… “ get your bloody head out the sand”…… “it’s crumbling around your feet”……… “ baby ‘ what baby?”…… “we’re gonna need a bigger Bank”…… 🎼” if I was a rich man”🎼

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Oct. 8

MM ANON … ABANDON YOURSELF TO GOD AS YOU UNDERSTAND GOD ,GIVE OF YOURSELF SELFLESSLY AND JOIN US ,WE SHALL BE WITH YOU IN THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE SPIRIT AND YOU WILL SURELY MEET SOME OF US AS YOU TRUDGE THE PATH OF HAPPY DESTINY ‘ MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU UNTIL THEN. thanks to all contributors. MM anon.

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Oct. 8

MM ANON … fab two ‘ future Queen……future king …… also rans …… three weddings and a refusal …… Archie-bargy …… a dog with no name …… silent screaming past…… 🎼” there may be trouble ahead “🎼…… “ if I tell you ‘ I’d have to…… “…… everyone is scarfing …… (another private flight)…… Branson island … Mail on payday… … “ please boo the buggers”

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oct. 8

MM ANON …… This is only my opinion on the validity of the alleged article. AN OPINION!! like skippy suggested in all posts , re disclaimer ……… what would be verified in this situation is “ face recognition tech.” ANYBODY?????? 👃🏾👁👄👂

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Oct. 9

MM ANON …… “ sorry, not today thank you “…… never EVER explain …… “what happens in house, stays in-house”. ……a special briefing …… another cover-up?…… … glowing anticipation …… special forces …… “unprecedented care”…… a very tired PR …… public appearance nerves …… “we’ll pay you handsomely”…… “she’ll do it or suffer the consequences”

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Oct. 10

MM ANON ……corespondents under the radar …… “MA to MM”…… 🎼” gimme a ticket for an aeroplane”🎼…… “ my baby wrote me a letter” “ I’ve seen the contents of several”…… ‘ thank you LG.”…… “were in need of another f#@ing hole”…… Sheeran a common problem ……” drag her along ‘ your joking”… not seen’ not heard, GOOD!!!!…… Christmas 🧣 scarfs …… 🎼Back in the USA”🎼…… “friends thou hast and their adoption tried ”…(very trying!!!)

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Oct. 10

MM ANON, for Mr Skippy, “ take away my difficulties that victory over them may bear wittiness of thy love ,thy power and thy way of life “ …… GOD BLESS YOU BOTH. 💜💜💜💜🧡🧡🧡🧡

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Oct. 11

MM ANON … aggressive tabloid PR…… desperate image…… manipulate a student …… public fear…… ((loving wife and mother))…… 🎼” Money, get away”🎼…… a fence for Harry …… “ how do I milk this”…… most dangerous tour…… “ I guess I never got the memo”…… the natives are getting restless …… nutmegs public anticipation …… Scrambled eggs!!

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Oct. 12

MM ANON … Sunday sensation??……… LG will give the word…… lots of dirty dirt…… 🎼” love me or leave me”🎼…… when the going gets tough ……”…… “ not another chicken dinner”…… “ is She nice”…… “ I think you should know something”. …… “ Fair is foul,and foul is fair”…… WOW!! ace down the line!!…… “advantage MOS”… location,location vexation.

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Oct. 13

MM ANON … “ THE MOST ANTICIPATED BOOK …… 🎼”Sparkles spangles, see how they shine, sing-a-linga “🎼…… Tom the Bomb… “A woman of sub-stance🤣”…… maybe ‘ sex lies and video tape … 🎼” when you come to the end of a lollipop”🎼… ……” A kid for two farthings” …… “ you know how to whistle don’t you Harry”…… “an obvious cuckold…… “…… home to roost”

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Oct. 13

MM ANON, Tom Bowers , Britain’s most feared biographer is going to write a “TELL ALL” Tome on the evasive one , will we expect 🎼sparkles spangles, your heart will sing , jing-jing-a-ling a 🎼…… OMG, the anticipation for this one is EPIC , 🎼 yachting, hotting, see how she lays ,toss-a-lotta🎼 This author flays his victims alive ‘ WE WAIT IN APOPLECTIC SUSPENSE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣PLEASE TOM DO TELL “EVERYTHING!, emails,sexts And video tapes. 🎼”Sparkles spangles and deeds”🎼

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Pakistan Tour 14-18

Oct. 14

MM ANON …… Pakistani perfection ……”will anything ever happen?” …… “ she’s a disease” …… HMTQ is feeling the strain ……… oh’ oh , the green eyed monster …… “MA has all the answers” …… ( and the evidence)………” if I had a penny ……… “…………” she got to show, to much gossip!!” ……… “ Harry, Dear heart, pull your head out of the sand” …… “it’s Kismet old thing,kismet!! “

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Oct. 15

MM ANON ……A sense of humour ‘ tuk tuk …… 🎼nobody does it better 🎼……… REAL ROYALTY …… ‘after the Lord Mayor show came the dustcart …… Charlotte the “NEW”future people’s Princess 👸 …… Little Louie people’s Prince 🤴 ……… “, it’s nutmeg crumble for desert marm,…… “ that’s the bloody way to do it!!!”…… “ what’s that other silly tart doing?”…… “it’s a mystery Philip”

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Oct. 16

MM ANON …… On the banks of Huntspill River …… a pretty Sum-erset …… O dear ‘ how not to be princely …… 🎼” everybody’s doing the loco- emotion”🎼……… In the real steps of his mother…… “Protocol, dignity and humour “…… Their successes drove her apoplectic …… LIZARDS 🦎 ……” please George ‘ don’t do that”🦎🦎🦎…… … Nanny doesn’t like🦎🦎🦎…… “I miss the children”…… ROYAL AIR FORCE ONE. …… MI6 and the visit??…… “ de visit was spectacular ‘ de-brief was better”. ……” Thanks M.”

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Oct. 16

MM ANON… nutmegs agenda ‘ write his nauseating tome, push in front, psychologically undermine him , feed his anger and resentment for W&K! , Don’t get near the public ( fears of rejection), continue emotional blackmail, put pressure and endorse his lack of self esteem ,psychotropic drugs?, cry and keep asking him why people hate you ‘, convince him the BRF are against both of them …… question his grasp on reality. This is her agenda ‘ allegedly. Speculation of course.

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Oct. 16

MM ANON … after one year of marriage the boys a total wreck , mounting the Dias in Africa all disoriented ,and blubbering at child works , he’s in a psychotic purgatory that she continues to perpetuate. How does Harry dump the faux bump and find true happiness????? Britain is waiting for the inevitable divorce and the English rose Harry will one day meet. It’s Kismet LG ,pure Kismet!! “ Cry God for Harry’………… “.

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Oct. 16

MM ANON …Harry’s split second mishap…… A choreographed comforter. …… 🎼” 19th nervous breakdown” 🎼…… a plethora of past lovers … 🎼” we have no secrets”🎼🤣🤣…… The announcement,an unstable Stable. …… 🎼” I’m not in love, so don’t forget it” 🎼……… fixan a vixen. ……… nutmeg on Toast……… MA” is he mine? Yup!! ……” accolades on the return”.

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Oct. 17

MM ANON …… Thank you for the wonderful and ingenious humour LH. 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

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Oct. 18

MM ANON …… “Festering,yes”💸💸💸💸”it’s a struggle” 💸💸💸💸……… comment section ‘ #@&*#¥……… “ I was flying “…… 🎼” Never cried when granny died 🎼”……soon,wonderful weekend with the children …… FaceTime mummy’🦎🦎🦎🦎……… “ Kate , ones so proud”…… “ you’re a stalwart William “ …… “ you’re very pretty dressed as a Unicorn 🦄 “…… $h!t !! She’s gone nuclear!, …… well’ that Doc was a load of boll***.…… “shhhh’ I heard that too!!”… gossip darlings ‘ gossip!!… “ all that glitters,”

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Oct. 18

MM ANON, OMG , Harry’s festering, nutmegs struggling, Archificial is having an identity problem. ( “ I wanna know who’s my dad’) ……… “ is it mine”, nutmeg gazing towards a distant horizon, someone with a all knowing smirk gazing back from distant horizon ‘. And there both going to try and flog this p!$$poor Documentary to the savvy Brits. Are they both off their f#@ing trolly , who TF wants to see them whining about how they struggle on 20 million a year , not those trying to pay a mortgage.

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Oct. 18

MM ANON , “ not many people asked if I was alright”, well I wasn’t alright…… , Ahhhhhh , what a shame nutmeg,perhaps if you didn’t fake your pregnancy people would have warmed to you ‘ ( NO , DONT THINK SO ). So nutmeg plays the poor me card , poor me, poor me pour me a drink. ………… I wonder what the RPO conversation is when she’s not being obnoxiously present. , she apparently treats everyone like 💩💩💩💩. I have news nutmeg, Britain doesn’t give a $h!t.

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October. 19

MM ANON …… “ O no , not another f%#ing beautiful Sunday “…… All together, a ROYAL reunion 🦄🦎👸🤴… “ she’s not invited, again🧣“……” O Philip, do lets watch this documentary 🤣🤣“ …… “Really, old thing, really ?”…… “ bloody hell , Charlottes a better actress “……… “ Mummy!! I’ve lost my 🦎” ……” What next LG , the Caribbean and North America with the children?”…… “ Mmmm , Marm that would work ,next year’ someone will be jealous!!” …… “ “what’s that ol’ thing , I’m reading skippy Philip”.

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Oct 19

MM ANON , “THEY DON’T MAKE IT EASY”, I’M OKAY, can’t wait for the trawling that the whiner is going to be subjected to. The comments section of the DE&DM and MOS is 95% negative, and aggressively anti Megain. The Mocumentary will only draw more humiliation and subtle sarcasm from the tabloids. Juxtaposition this with the shining success W&K received on their return from Pakistan and you have the pulse of National opinion. The big takeaway is “Nutmeg is hated”.

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[hxhhasmysoul]

tagged by @ishouldgetatumbler

Basically you list ten songs from a playlist, I’m not exactly sure what this tag is aiming for so i’ll copy what you did and hopefully get it rightish XD

The Naked And Famous - Hearts Like Ours

this song feels strangely hopeful to me

Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drug

once upon a time i wanted to write a very dark, very moody and very sad novel. the characters were really neat, they did not deserve the plot. anyway nin is the soundtrack of my teens and early twenties and this song belongs to that novel and to all the ocs that i still love deeply XD

Annie Lennox - Walking on Broken Glass

it has so much f/cking energy, and it’s so perfectly dramatic

Dorian Electra - Flamboyant

I discovered Dorian recently and they make me happy. the lyrics to this song are the best, the video is even better XD

iamamiwhoami; chasing kites

all jonna’s songs are strange and i love them. this one is very normal, and because i’m basic as f/ck so it’s my favourite

Bat For Lashes - A Wall

honestly i didn’t know which of her songs to chose, they are all like this, they have this mood, they drag me into it

Kate Bush - Breathing

this song is suffocating, though to tbh most of Kate Bush is so intense, though in different ways, wasn’t sure which one to pick XD

Florence + The Machine - Never Let Me Go

this song relates to a story i’m currently writing, but i won’t say how because spoiler, plus i don’t want to make myself sad thinking about it XD

Tori Amos - A Sorta Fairytale

i can stand only a few Tori Amos’ songs, it might be as few as 3/4... this one takes me deep into the feeling of loss, and the very intense spiraling depression of my early twenties

Skunk Anansie - Weak

the break up song, the one and only, i’m pathetic, you can judge, i judge

tagging @subdee, @mornintide, @oooodlesofnooodles, @deira-luv, @jyuanka, @avtorsola , @thehuntyhunties