#f: pipi

[rayn--cloud]

summoning circle during the witching hour

[synonym-for-cinnamon]

I was bored and had an extra notecard…

[voidshrub]

WELL HELLO THERE FELLOW [Gays]!!!!!

HAVE A LOOK AT OUR TOP OF THE WAREZ!!!

WE HAVE IN-STORES NOW:

- G. POTION

TURN GAY!!! ALREADY GAY!?! TURN GAYER!!! TURN YOUR [ERROR_Friend_Req_Not_Found] GAY!!!! TURN YOUR [[Famliy]] GAY!!! TURN YOUR ENEM1ES GAY!!!!!! THE G STANDS FOR G. SPAMTON

(Smells vaguely like rotten fruit)

- VINTAGE 1997 HRT?!?!

INSTANTLY SWITCH YOUR [[Gander]] WITH THIS SIMPLE TRICK!!!!!!

(These bottles are clearly expired)

- LIMITED EDITION SPAMTON CRAFTED PRIDE FLAGS

SHOW YOUR TRUE

YOUR TRUE

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C O L O R S WITH ONE OF OUR MANY HAND-CRAFTED HAND-PAINTED HAND-PICKED FLAGS!!!! WHAT’S THE MOST [[tubular]] WAY TO SHOW YOURSELF OFF?? [Product]

(It’s just old painted over newspapers)

- THE BOYS

[Homophones] BOTHERING YOU??? SEND THEM TO F[*&*@#$] HELL WITH THESE [Shrapnel-inducing] [Microwave Safe] TOYS!!!!! NOW WITH EXTRA [Horse power]

(Pipis)

- SPAMTON SURGERY

TIRED OF YOUR [Redacted] SWINGIN AROUND CAUSING YOU [Internal organ failure, External organ failure, Varination, among other things]???? LET YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON GIVE YOU A !!!!! GET RID OF THEM NOW FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF

(He can’t even disinfect any tools he might have, is thAT A SAW-)

- KISS THE SPAMTON

YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR IT [Freaks]!!!!! FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, SPAMTON HIMSELF WILL BE OFFERING THE DEAL OF A !!!!! FOR ONLY THE PRICE OF ALL YOUR SWEET SWEET KROMER, YOUR [Hopes] AND [Hopes] WILL FINALLY COME TRUE!!!!!!!! [Queer] GET A [2%] DISCOUNT!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!! EVERYONE ALLOWED!!!!! [No clowns allowed]

[brattypagansub]

More cod head cannons (soap is still alive) part 2 electric boogaloo

Soap has a DILF list and Graves, Price, Simon, Alejandro and Rudy are all on it

Whenever angry at Price or Simon or Gaz.. he pops bagged tea in the microwave and looks them dead in the eyes as it heats.

Soap’s hearing and vision are so screwed due to demolitions. That he needs hearing aids and contacts/glasses or he’s blind and deaf as a bat without them. Simon was the first to notice and made a point to accommodate him.

Simon made him mad once then asked him for a glass of water. So Soap took a glass of ice out of the freezer and told him to wait.

Simon doesn’t let him drive on ops because and I quote ‘you drive like your last name is Toretto and you’ve got family.’

Gaz listened to crazy frog on repeat because the paper work was important. And changing the song was not. So for a solid hour Price was treated to Gaz’s scarily accurate rendition of Alex F by said frog.

The task force is so deadly and so jumpy that it’s not uncommon to go to the infirmary after jump scaring a member of the team.

Price has a bottle of rare scotch hidden somewhere in the base and Simon has been looking for it since Urzikstan.

Everyone hits everyone with their full complete government name and when they do the others clear out like bats out of hell. To avoid that nuclear meltdown.

Price can’t cook ice but Simon can and likes to make lunches sometimes for everyone

Soap’s go to song in karaoke is Sweet Victory from SpongeBob.

Soap catches random animals while out and about and tries to foster them. Most notably a snake that he proudly showed Simon not realizing the man’s trauma with animals.

Gaz hides all of his scars because he doesn’t want Price thinking they’re his fault

Gaz caught Price watching the old Pipi Longstocking movie because it was a childhood favorite he sat down and watched it with him.

Whenever they want to piss off a general the members of 141 call each other pookie and kiss each other on the cheek infront of the conference room.

Simon is so bad at land navigation that Soap had to launch a rescue mission to find him. The pizzas that Simon ordered for himself found him first,

Whenever Soap does the goblin laugh Simon’s eye twitches and he snatches whatever is in his hands away.

The look he once gave Soap was priceless because Soap thought he was reaching for his muffin. And scarfed it down when Simon was really only reaching for his nearby phone.

Was a witness to the cookie stampede in where Gaz and Soap nearly killed each other to get at the cookies Keller’s sister sent.

Soap sounded like Fran Fine when he got sick with the flu. And slept like a Victorian child who wouldn’t make it through the winter.

Soap line dances and likes to stress test 141’s sanity with Make the Rooster Crow

[starlit-miasmas]

@brie-draws oc-tober day 12, oc who plays an instrument! rendering leather was fun, ref under the cut, full disclosure i kinda just traced the cello i was not drawing all that

ft: strellus pipi (he/they), the funniest name i've ever given an oc. a bat guy and an old friend of one of the employees from the same story as day 2 (gladiola stabbe), and is definitely doing ok in canon atm. i know the f-holes aren't shaped like that but he's committed to the aesthetic. they also beat up an old white man in a park at 3am once.

[rislyann]

remember time ago i offered an idea of a plot?

well, that's going to be posted while i finish the next works of the flawed virtues series!

we have a small peek under the 'read more' but allow me to share some of it with you first; this will be about 'adult' (sensitive) topics.

Title: Through the influence of Aphrodite

Summary: Those who give in to their passions, carve out their own prisons. 

Note: The main plot of this is "someone attacked us with an aphrodisiac and now we are trapped together" to then have them realize that they always felt something for each other, basically. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Plus angst and some funny situations, as usual. 

Tags: Javier Asrahan/Kim Suho | Lloyd Frontera, Original Characters, use of aphrodisiacs, Inappropriate use of aphrodisiacs, they're high basically, and they lose their memories in the first chapters, so Lloyd thinks forced Javier, AS IF HE COULD HAVE, there's lots of angst because of that, also mentions about suicide, is all a misunderstanding, also there's mention about Lloyd / f!OC, that was because the aphrodisiac, the estate thinks Lloyd is a slut, they still love him, Top Javier Asrahan, Bottom Javier Asrahan, Top Kim Suho | Lloyd Frontera, Bottom Kim Suho | Lloyd Frontera, They're vers, I'm not sorry, also they're BI too, Lloyd falls first, Javier falls HARDER, Shy Javier Asrahan, like REALLY SHY he can't even say PIPI REAL NAME WITHOUT BLUSHING, mentions of rape, mentions of suicide, miscommunication, self hate, it turns out well in the end, use of substances, innappropiate use of substances

Through the influence of Aphrodite

one.-

Lust is fueled by its desire to fulfill

. . .

“Is extremely effective—” Lady Signy kept explaining. “Is said that just rubbing a pinch of powder on the skin is enough to cause a night of lustful fevers and delusions. That so much dust has fallen on Lord Lloyd—” 

Ah, that didn't sound good at all...

“What—” 

“It could be extremely dangerous! And— Sir Asrahan!” 

“Javier— Javier?!” 

“No! Don't touch him!” 

Lloyd turned to see Javier, also covered in pink dust, holding his head with one hand, his face blushing in a very interesting shade of pink that clashed against the blues of his clothes. 

. . .

“I will tell the Count, master Lloyd, do not worry. Is there something you need?” she asked with worry in her voice. 

Was it? Something he needed from her? 

... There could be, yes. 

Miss Emily was around Javier's age, right? She was old enough to get married... And it was a shame she wasn't already, with those nice hips of hers, and the generous breasts that she hid behind her uniform... 

“Master Lloyd?” 

“I could need something...” he breathed, his hand on the doorknob already.

“Please tell me. I will help you in any way I can.” 

“... Would you?” 

“Of course, young master.” 

She could help him, then, by getting naked and lying on his bed, obediently, while he licked her down open... Lloyd took a sharp breath, feeling his body burning painfully. 

It hurt already. 

It would be better to get over with it already; Miss Emily said that she would do anything. And he was sure that her folds were going to taste just wonderful once he got her wet with need... Oh, he wanted to bury his head in her breasts and lick and suck  on them until they fed him with milk, once had her full and pregnant, leaking his seed under her skirt every day— 

“Emily! Get away from there, now!” 

. . .

His hand went down his own body and started rubbing his dick, still trapped under his clothes, before he could stop himself. And his mind went along with the initial thought, imagining Javier on bed, shirtless, his pants barely open and jerking off... 

Lloyd cursed under his breath and turned in bed, opening his own pants in a hurry. 

If he were there, with Javier, he would stop him from using his own hand and help him instead. He would use his mouth, then, and suck him off until had him cumming in his throat, on his face, and ride him for a second round.

What if Javier wanted him  to fuck him first? He would take his time, preparing him thoughtfully, using his mouth, his tongue on top of his fingers...

“Fuck...”  he cursed, swearing at himself for not having anything to be used as lube to finger his ass. 

He had to ask for oil, next time. 

. . .

[dhl-au]

Hey PiPi, how'd your zoom call with the other Pomnis go? (congrats on the fan art!)

WHAT IN THE BLOODY F$#@ WAS THAT THING?

What thing?

[chussy]

god so I was just telling someone why neutering dogs is important and realized how lucky i am that both of my dogs have been spayed/neutered (and they came that way! back on my "get an adult dog" propaganda) because I had a horrifying vision of little Pipi (vizsla, F) + Blue (labrador, M) babies, viszlabrador is an insane mix especially these two omg. if I didn't have proof of their infertility I'd take them to the vet to check because that shouldn't be unleashed upon the world

[ut-side-character-showdown]

BRACKET ANNOUNCEMENT

THE EXPERIMENT

COMMENCES

SOON.

...

12/4/23 20:00 BST

...

THE MATCHUPS

ARE AS FOLLOWS.

HYPERLINKS WILL

BE ADDED AS THE

EXPERIMENT CONTINUES.

Left Side:

Group A:

Rabbit Kid VS Rabbit Girl

Dad Cat VS Pippins

Susie Master VS The Warrior

Clover VS K. Round

Dummy VS ICE-E

Wall Plug VS Hand Receptionist

Werewerewire VS Top Chef

Fommt VS Malius

Group B:

Red Ice Cap VS Rudy

Circus Wagon VS Bow-Bow

Jevil VS Rudinn Ranger

Onion VS Blue Ears

Trashy VS Father Alvin

Circus Animals VS Little Ball

Bunny Guard VS Bandana Plugboy

Waitress Lion VS Tentacled Monster

Group C:

Addisons VS Scissor Dancer

Tasque Manager VS Monster Kid

Snowy VS Hacker

Clam Guy VS Mr. Elegance

Starwalker VS Eyelash Plugboy

Catty VS Mauswheel

Everyman VS Asgore

Milk Looker VS Ice Wolf

Group D:

Former Kings VS Scarf Lady

Ms. Pipis VS Pair of Eyes

Block Tree VS Head Hathy

Catti VS Blue Block O

Jigsaw Joe VS Mousemillian

TP Master VS Alphys

Ambyu-Lance VS Mom Cat

Toby Fox VS Ponman

Right Side:

Group E:

Icon Man VS Aaron

Nubert VS Virovirokun

Jigsawry VS Rudinn

Plugboy VS Swatchling

Jockington VS Scared Donut Guy

Maus VS Rouxls Kaard

Wig Robot VS Kris Master

Rabbick VS Bloxer

Group F:

Bratty VS Snails

Poppup VS Pizzapants

Green Ice Cap VS Blue Ice Cap

Werewire VS Hat Monster

Swatch VS Seam

Suit Plugboy VS Starwalker Bird

Terry VS Diner Shopkeep

Flower Shop Loox VS Dad Dragon

Group G:

Pipis VS Trash Can Rudinn

Hathy VS Yes Man

Egg Man VS Temmie

Shyren VS Briefcase Dude

Fuku Fire VS Purple Guy

Royal Coat Rack VS Gimmick Saucer

Asriel Dreemur VS Froggit

Big Mouth VS Dess Holiday

Group H:

Napstablook VS Striped Bird

Ralsei Master VS Sweet Cap'n Cakes

City Werewires VS Fedora Plugboy

Ficus Licker VS Diamond Boy

C. Round VS Dragon Guard

Tasque VS The Wet-Nose Bandits

Rainy VS Mr. Society

Worm VS Politics Bear

[rayn--cloud]

just hangin around 🐸

[bestvalue1997]

ASK ME FREE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH PIPIS GRGGDYRGRGDGEFR F FFFRFRFFRRFRFRRFRFRGRFRFFRFRGFGRG

[diddlybob900]

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[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

[ *His attention is grabbed. He shouldn't... He really shouldn't... But...* ]

F- Flying... Fossil...?

"OH YES HELLO THERE YOUR [non-romantic] PARTNER JUST BOUGHT ONE OF MY LOVELY [pipis] I TAKE IT YOUR INTRESTED IN ONE AS WELL SO YOU WON'T FEEL AS [lonely]"

"YES THE FLYING [fossil] [pipis] IT'S ONE I BURIED UNDERGROUND 8 YEARS AGO AND WHEN I DUG IT BACK UP IT HAD A [pokeguy] FOSSIL IMFUSED ON IT'S SHELL!"

"OH AND JUST BECAUSE WHY NOT I ATTACHED A [balloon] TOO IT AS WELL SO NOW IT'S JUST FLOATING!"

"AND FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 500 [PD] IT'S ALL YOURS! MAYBE TAKE IT TO A LAB MAYBE

BY BRINGING THE FOSSIL BACK TO LIFE YOU CAN INFUSE IT WITH WHATEVER'S INSIDE THE EGG INTO A NEW [poke-a-mon all together] SORT OF LIKE THOES [paradox] THINGY'S!"

[syupii]

axes femme kawaiiのレモン柄のスカート

2021年に購入したaxes femme kawaiiのレモン柄のサックスのスカート。

実は1回だけ試着したきりここ2年ほど全然着ていなかった。

今回は靴下以外axes femmeのアイテムでコーデ。

スカートの腰の黒いおリボンは紛失中…

axes femme kawaiiはロリィタ寄りのガーリー系ブランドだからタグを「私得ロリィタ自撮り」にするか悩むも「私得自撮り」にした。

☆使用アイテム

・ヘアアクセ

axes femme

サテンフリルカチューシャ(ブルーグレー-F)

・ブラウス

axes femme

ボリュームスリーブブラウス - イエロー

・スカート

axes femme kawaii

ストライプレモン柄スカート(サックス-M)

・パニエ

Wunderwelt

ワンダーウェルトふわふわパニエ　白

・ペチパンツ

夢展望

DearMyLove / サテンペチパンツ ピンク Mサイズ

・ソックス

Maria pipi (マリア ピピ)

フリルソックス

・アクセサリー

axes femme

柑橘モチーフクリアネックレス(ゴールド-F)

パニエを履くとロリィタなスカートになるわね。

私的にはシャツinしてパニエ無しが1番好みだ。

[vqlisms]

also idk how to look through game files but the song that plays when noelle is talking about kris coming to the hospital a lot during the pipis route. does that song have an in-game title or label or something? because i don’t think it’s in any of the official osts and i’m very curious about it

anyways may have gotten curious enough to put it out on a piano (i don’t play piano why did i do this) and i think it goes C C# F C#, C C# F C#, G G# C G# (?), G C G# G (?)

[weirdal1997]

“I THOUGHT WE HAD A [kids]!”

“I THOUGHT WE HAD A [set]!”

Ok so in short…

Outta one of them pipis came out a kid

The pipis belong to spamton because he layed it…somehow?

And in order to get kids you need to f-

*gets shot dead*

day 667 of drawing spamton every day until deltarune chapter 3 || Its Artist Week! Today's artist is @impomaniac !