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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

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getting the urge to do something that is completely not within my skillset again

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plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends

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and on a sidenote it's still wild to me that it turns out that in addition to all the puppet imagery and everything to trigger Kris' panic attacks with spamton it was also the goddamn phone stuff. they were getting psychically attacked on levels we didn't even understand yet

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"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

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new yaoi dropped

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dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

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all dreams become ash at dawn

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So ur with ur frend and ur makign hot choclate wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wat r u doing wit my sister?” U tell ur frend n she say “my sister is mising”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

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Song of songs

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FUUUCKK FUCKING FUCK. GOD DAMN IT. FUCK!!!!!!! the characters. CLUTCHES AT MY HEAD IN PAIN AND DIES. FUUUUCKKKKK

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explodemas

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Rewatched BTP recently, and had some new feelings on it.

! Click Read More at your own Risk !

You can thank chase for those ^

I'm such a talented person I have such range

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Photocards

+ QR code bonus

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it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages