#f!tango

[cemetrio]

> CEMETRIO: Introduce the actual last Hermit.

Now what could this be...?

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Hello everyone!

We’ve been working on this ever since someone asked about Mumbo potentially coming back à la Davesprite. And welllll… we had a different Time hero for the job.

Meet Tangvilsprite, or, f!Tango for short, one of Cemetrio’s favorite! He’s here to save the day! … Maybe.

[gremlins-hotel]

a return to form

[grem-archive]

we call that the yankee doodle dumptruck

[hermitclips]

source

just a few clip worthy moments

[queseresere]

Been sketching Pathbubsssss instead of studying for my finallllssss!!!

I am obsessed with @lunarcrown and @aquaquadrants Hels To Pay AU. Everyone should go sell their souls to the brain rot right now!

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(Edited to add tags for blood and body horror cause of that one Dbubs angst)

[therizino-ao3]

Hermit Horror Week 2023

Day four: Taken Over

Summary: Tango knows being possessed by a bloodthirsty dungeon isn’t an ideal experience, but there’s not much he can do about it now.

Read on ao3

Contains: possession, controlling relationship, sapient Decked Out, murderous thoughts, cannibalistic thoughts, bad life decisions (tell your friends about your problems Tango!!!), temporary character death

Etho is talking to Tango about… something. Probably the new changes to treasure drops on floor one. Tango should be paying attention. He isn’t.

The thing is, it’s easy to forget when he’s on his own. The dungeon is merciful that way. It needs his human mind to maintain the dungeon and gives him free reign as long as he does as he’s told, sometimes he even gets rest. But here? Around others?

Etho’s heart is beating and his blood is rushing through his body and he’s breathing and Tango can feel all of it. Etho is right there and Hypno is to his left sitting on the leaderboard, swinging his legs and Gem is up above hiding in an alcove. And they’re all so relaxed and happy and his prey are so defenceless around him. Tango wants to tear his teeth into them and feel them die.

It’s maddening. The only times Tango can stand to be around others is if they’re actually running Decked Out, getting the same rush he imagines a wolf gets when it chases a rabbit. The rage and begrudging respect when Etho exploits parkour spots where there shouldn’t be or when Hypno escapes alive where anyone else would’ve died, and the sadistic satisfaction when Gem can’t find keys or when the vex descend on greedy players. And, the best part is, no matter how good they do, they’ll always fall victim to the dungeon, massacred in the survivor’s room. Tango gets to taste blood every time.

And, look, he knows this isn’t healthy. He should have clued into it when Zed started playtesting and he began to crave something he had never known before. But, it’s fine. Tango can manage. He nods along to what Etho is saying and does everything but look at his eyes. The alternative is telling his friends, which would be so awkward and uncomfortable and, worst scenario, they stop playing. And Tango can’t have that. Even just the week of vacation he took (mandated by Zed) was enough to leave him starving, shaking, barely able to think, an inch away from death. If Decked Out doesn’t get more sacrifices, Tango will- Well, he doesn’t know what will happen, but it won’t be good for him or his friends. So, he has no choice.

And as he watches, simultaneously, the dungeon that is an extension of himself, and sees Cub die to Willie’s trident. He feels warm and fed and satisfied. He wants more. He thinks - one of those thoughts he knows normal Tango would hate - maybe if it were a choice, he’d still choose this.

[vgtrackbracket]

Video Game Track Bracket Round 2

Change Your Way from Persona 2: Eternal Punishment

vs.

Flesh Maze Tango from OFF

Propaganda under the cut. If you want your propaganda reblogged and added to future polls, please tag it as propaganda or otherwise indicate this!

Change Your Way:

yeah it's a little cheesy, but after the ending of p2 this shit made me cry.

Flesh Maze Tango:

Starts kind of off-putting (fittingly enough), and quickly turns into an absolute JAM

[thetrophyhusband]

“I do my boyfriend’s makeup while my other boyfriend watches”

(REBLOGS ENCOURAGED)

[noelle-tea]

Dot (A Masochists Tango by fubarashow) stimboard!

🎀🩷🌸|🎀🩷🌸|🎀🩷🌸

[lifeserieswarriors]

foxtrot / tangotek

[2leggedshark]

Can? Grian does call Jimmy a faggot

He does, I'm just telling him he can keep doing it ♡

[nico-moist-moses]

Ignoring the stupid concept of virginity-

Why do people get suprised I'm a virgin? People be asking me this question when I'm in the most nerdiest get-up: flannel, Camp Half-Blood shirt, carrying MTG cards and D&D dice at all times, watching anime, etc. Like look at me. I dont "get bitches." Im actually actively trying to not get bitches! I'm gray aroace over here!

[gremlins-hotel]

that's my boy right there

[grem-archive]

[grumbles] some trend or whatever...come get your babygirl horse dumbass war criminal

[audriandae]

gotta love when the plains roommates each have a kill to their name. and they're all lore kills, not ability kills.

Day 2: Ren is outed as a Hand. specifically the King of the Hands. he is killed by Gem.

Day 3: Joel is outed as a Hand. Tango doesn't want anyone else to have to kill anyone in combat, so he remakes Dare to Flare at spawn. Joel swims in lava. Tango placed the lava. Tango made 'the game'. Everyone watches him die like it was a spectacle. It was horrible.

Day 4: Cleo was suspected to be a Hand. Pearl decided to don the Red!Pearl outfit with a black veil and proceeded to murder Cleo at spawn. With a shovel. Named [He deserved better]. Cleo was aligned with the Town

Day 5: No one was voted out.

Day 6: Cub is suspected to be a Hand. False takes him out with one of her many swords. It happens to be a golden sword named [The Sun]. Cub was aligned with the Hands.

And every death after Day 3 that's been a player kill, Tango has been beating himself up for not making a new "safe" way for the doomed to die. And although Joel's death message was 'swam in lava', emotionally Joel's death was his responsibility.

Oh and also gem is dead and false just tried to kill tango, had the equivalent of a seizure and a heart attack, nearly died, but got revived by pearl and gem-in-purgatory all while tango was by himself (with katherine who came over to make sure he wasn't completely alone)

yeah so hows your day going

[overlookedfile]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ali Massoud Sadiq/Original Female Character, Ali Massoud Sadiq/Original Male Character, Ali Massoud Sadiq/Original Female Character/Original Male Character(s) Characters: Ali Massoud Sadiq, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Threesome - F/M/M, Foursome - F/M/M/M, First Time, Alfred Molina - Freeform Series: Part 1 of Where We Call Home Summary:

She could tell he didn't understand her meaning right away, the confusion tugging down the corners of his lips, but when comprehension dawned it brought a rictus of rising fury with it as he exclaimed, "You expect me to-!!"

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Approx. Reading Time - 24 minutes (200 words/minute)

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(couldn’t find a good gif I had permission to use and I’m tired, so here’s a static image for a change)

Tags: @heartofhubris  @randomfandomtrash28​