#f!tango

[cemetrio]

> CEMETRIO: Introduce the actual last Hermit.

Now what could this be...?

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Hello everyone!

We’ve been working on this ever since someone asked about Mumbo potentially coming back à la Davesprite. And welllll… we had a different Time hero for the job.

Meet Tangvilsprite, or, f!Tango for short, one of Cemetrio’s favorite! He’s here to save the day! … Maybe.

[gremlins-hotel]

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol!?

[torchflowering]

"She slammed her hoof into the jungle gym. It crumpled with the impact, and she sprang into the air."

all I could think about here was that standing on a jungle gym with hooves must be pretty tough. and jumping on one? even tougher. anyways rip in pieces steel hoof's hooha

bonus:

[hermitclips]

source

just a few clip worthy moments

[vgtrackbracket]

Video Game Track Bracket Round 2

Change Your Way from Persona 2: Eternal Punishment

vs.

Flesh Maze Tango from OFF

Propaganda under the cut. If you want your propaganda reblogged and added to future polls, please tag it as propaganda or otherwise indicate this!

Change Your Way:

yeah it's a little cheesy, but after the ending of p2 this shit made me cry.

Flesh Maze Tango:

Starts kind of off-putting (fittingly enough), and quickly turns into an absolute JAM

[mcytblrconfessions-but-badder]

I love Tango/ Pearl. I don't see a lot of stuff for it, but they're such bugs to me. Little gremlins.

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[thetrophyhusband]

“I do my boyfriend’s makeup while my other boyfriend watches”

(REBLOGS ENCOURAGED)

[lifeserieswarriors]

foxtrot / tangotek

[2leggedshark]

Can? Grian does call Jimmy a faggot

He does, I'm just telling him he can keep doing it ♡

[gremlins-hotel]

a return to form

[audriandae]

gotta love when the plains roommates each have a kill to their name. and they're all lore kills, not ability kills.

Day 2: Ren is outed as a Hand. specifically the King of the Hands. he is killed by Gem.

Day 3: Joel is outed as a Hand. Tango doesn't want anyone else to have to kill anyone in combat, so he remakes Dare to Flare at spawn. Joel swims in lava. Tango placed the lava. Tango made 'the game'. Everyone watches him die like it was a spectacle. It was horrible.

Day 4: Cleo was suspected to be a Hand. Pearl decided to don the Red!Pearl outfit with a black veil and proceeded to murder Cleo at spawn. With a shovel. Named [He deserved better]. Cleo was aligned with the Town

Day 5: No one was voted out.

Day 6: Cub is suspected to be a Hand. False takes him out with one of her many swords. It happens to be a golden sword named [The Sun]. Cub was aligned with the Hands.

And every death after Day 3 that's been a player kill, Tango has been beating himself up for not making a new "safe" way for the doomed to die. And although Joel's death message was 'swam in lava', emotionally Joel's death was his responsibility.

Oh and also gem is dead and false just tried to kill tango, had the equivalent of a seizure and a heart attack, nearly died, but got revived by pearl and gem-in-purgatory all while tango was by himself (with katherine who came over to make sure he wasn't completely alone)

yeah so hows your day going

[overlookedfile]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ali Massoud Sadiq/Original Female Character, Ali Massoud Sadiq/Original Male Character, Ali Massoud Sadiq/Original Female Character/Original Male Character(s) Characters: Ali Massoud Sadiq, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Threesome - F/M/M, Foursome - F/M/M/M, First Time, Alfred Molina - Freeform Series: Part 1 of Where We Call Home Summary:

She could tell he didn't understand her meaning right away, the confusion tugging down the corners of his lips, but when comprehension dawned it brought a rictus of rising fury with it as he exclaimed, "You expect me to-!!"

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Approx. Reading Time - 24 minutes (200 words/minute)

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(couldn’t find a good gif I had permission to use and I’m tired, so here’s a static image for a change)

Tags: @heartofhubris  @randomfandomtrash28​

[macaroxy]

god help me

me seeing an antique phone display across the hall from my classroom, and pointing and going "hahah silly phone men--"

my classmate who knows full well about my dialtown fixation was shaking his head the entire time

[thetrophyhusband]

Some Tango and Cash self ship thoughts

[dabeth-is-dead]

Well, at least they all seem to be having fun despite dancing like my dad

[woodelf68]

Giving an egg to same sex penguin couples in zoos who have displayed nesting behavior has apparently become a definite thing; while most species of penguins lay two eggs at a time, it's not uncommon for one egg to roll -- or be deliberately shoved -- out of the nest and be crushed. If a female repeatedly fails to hatch both her eggs, and there's a same sex childless couple on hand who have been seeing "incubating" rocks or dummy eggs, then it gives both those eggs a better chance of survival by fostering one out. A children's book was written about a pair of male penguins at the Central Park Zoo who successfully raised a chick one breeding season. (It was also turned into a play and became one of the most challenged books for years by parents wanting it banned from the library.)

Went to a zoo where there's a gay penguin couple but the problem is they're the only penguin couple at this point that the zoo has who are healthy enough to safely raise an egg so they keep being given eggs to raise and I'm just losing it over the mental image imagine being this old gay couple who just wants to live in peace but you keep having babies handed to you because all of your friends have too many issues to look after them