#ez is insane

[ezisregrettinglifedecisions]

I hate being home alone... all I'm hearing are noises that could be people walking around upstairs

Doesn't help its getting dark

Watching Criminal Minds also isn't the most useful...

[billyshearsyaoi]

this world is a PRISON!!!!!!!!!

[pthalomars]

Having a crush is intoxicating and grueling. I'm SO DRAMATIC over this guy, constantly flopping between "i need to wife him up pronto" and "he isn't showing any interest in me 😥"

"Hey do you wanna go skating with me?" He says

Barely contained nuclear explosion: "Sure! 😊"

[eldritchenochian]

where my fellow Yaelokre fans at

made myself a Meadowlark OC :))

[gammaraydeath]

insanity III achievement done perfect destroy ending done do i have another final in less than 8 hours yes but it was worth it

[lifemod17]

we do not talk enough about the pure blissful joy of having enough spoons to listen to new songs, which leads to exploring a new artist, to then falling down the rabbit hole of their entire discography

[coffee-at-annies]

what about your favourite player? :p

Jars Jars Jars Jars Jars.

Not to sound insane but he grinned and everything about him was perfect, and I fell in love instantly.

No but seriously I took one look at the eyebrows and the dimples and the baby face sometime circa 2017-2018 and knew that was it for me. That was the one for me. I always like to have a handful of favorites (my personal tier list) of which an important part is goalie, emotional support depth forward, and defenseman. Of my original 3 loves we traded Shears away twice, sold Big Rig back to Dallas for a corn chip I don’t actually remember I’m just bitter, and shoved Mouse Boy in the minors for like two years. It was a rough time.

In the last year or two I’ve done a lot of navel gazing between retirements (cully hags&horny 😭), trades (Shears, Big Rig, Teddy, Jakenbake 💔), free agency, and our old guys getting older that I can’t obfuscate around the fact that Jars is it for me. I love his stupid face, his curls, his perfect eyebrows, his dedication to saying nothing and pretending there isn’t a thought in his head, the fact that he won’t go shirtless in the locker room. Just all of it. I get cuteness aggression thinking about him. I spent so long thinking we weren’t going to re-sign him this time last year that I literally cried when we did and then again at the start of the season and again at the goalie goal and several other points — look I have a lot of intense emotions about Mouse Boy. Say what you want about his play or his injury history, whatever, I don’t care. You cannot change my mind. Mother, I love him.

There are other players I love — Flower and the Core exist in a niche in my heart I can’t quantify nor rank in terms of favorites. However, if I’ve got to be honest, I would probably sell most of the team to Satan for one corn chip if it meant keeping Jars around. I don’t know if I have it in me to follow him to another team but that’s the limit. Everything else is fair game.

[celticwoman]

10 songs i've had on repeat (tagged by @devilbrakers 1000 years ago)

austin by dasha

too sweet by hozier

you need me now? by girl in red & sabrina carpenter

habibi by faouzia

caught in your love by boys world

stranger by olivia rodrigo

stick season by noah kahan

from the start by laufey

i guess by lizzy mcalpine

i know it's today from shrek the musical

tagging @reneedenoailles @alltoowelltv @vvanessaives @leonscottskennedy @maziique @kirkwall @eddiediaaz @dumortains @calenhads @primonizzutto (hope you're okay w the tag guys. if not just lmk) <3

[zeravmeta]

every single time theres a new plant support revealed im like golly gee new aromage support yaaay but this time its like ACTUALLY true lmao

[thefaearealwaysamongyou]

I mean shit, you ever accidentally hyperfixate on a character after seeing a tiktok using their image to be misogynistic and then look them up only to find out what a pathetic little wet kitten bitch boy whump they are, and crave any and all content containing him while not having played the game he's from?

[homophobicranch]

didn't get to go on break till i'd been here for 7.5 hours because my managers forgot LMAOOO

[high-metafive]

one thing about me is that i am literally always thinking about smtiv. the other thing about me is that i am literally always thinking about smtiv and actually smt in general im just always thinking bout it

w. would anyone like to be friends about this subject ,or..

[jankwritten]

how is cocaine bear the one life changing movie i've seen this year. how come this website isn't RAVING over cocaine bear. that movie is a masterpiece hello. hello can anybody hear me. is this thing on.

[eldritchenochian]

your honor, he's slaying <3

[callilouv]

uehm i now just realize that i lack dps characters on my acct