#eyyyy i miss them

[violinist-rachel]

What's up girlies!!

Guess who's back! (for a limited time only!!)

[thecapricunt1616]

More Daddy!Carmy brainrot

Sorry but more postpartum daddy!Carm brainrot below.

Please- he would be such a natural little daddy?

He would wake the second his babe fussed, getting up without missing a beat, carefully taking the few steps to the bassinet and picking up his tiny love. Mumbling

‘Hey- eyyyy sweet’eart, y’hungry? Mm? Need a change? Let y’Daddy have a look ‘uh? Daddy ‘ell take such good care’e’ya mm?’ Kissing their tiny forehead so lovingly before checking their diaper to assure they were dry and comfortable.

Then he’d grab the super comfy overpriced boppy from the rocking chair, setting his tiny love to rest comfortably on his shoulder and shushing them while rubbing their back and bouncing them gently, patting their bum soothingly and telling them that their daddy’s got them and it’s gonna be ok.

He’d ever so gently wake you, brushing his knuckle over your cheek. You’d stir lightly and he’d whisper sweetly

“Say ‘m’hungry mama’s’ mm? Y’Such a smart little guy yea?” You hear him mutter into your little boys skin.

“Hungry?” You mumble, eyes fluttering open at the word, realizing the full feeling in your breasts and immediately knowing what you needed to do.

“ ‘ayyy look who it is lil’dude? S’that mama?” He coo’s, gently cradling him. Your baby makes little clicking noises and you smiled, pushing your nightgown off your shoulder and undoing your nursing bra.

“Gimme my little man” you open your arms and your beautiful little boy carefully was placed in your lap in his boppy, and he ever so naturally found your breast suckling happily and sighing as he comfortably rested his hand on the hill of your breast and relaxed without a care in the world. Carmy of course would grab your little let down bottle and get it situated on your other breast without even asking.

“Such a good eater” he encouraged, sitting beside you after the letdown bottle had been taken care of and rubbing your lower back gently.

You shifted uncomfortably at the cramps, resting your head against Carmys shoulder and he ever so gently stroked your son’s cheek. “Mama is so strong, huh babe? See how strong she is f’you?” He says gently and your son’s eyes fluttered open, watching his dad closely as he suckled happily, a tiny smile on his lips.

“So strong” Carmy whispered as the baby huffed happily against your breast, gulping down all he wanted.

“M’tired- an’ he’s biting lately” you whisper. Carmy lays back, supporting your son with one arm and you with another.

“Sleep angel, I got em- he’s fine, won’t choke see- he’s sittin’ up honeybee. I’ll burp em’ as soon as he’s done yeah? An’put y’letdown milk in the fridge f’em yea? He’s good - ye’ mister? No bitin’ y’momma! Y’gotta be nice t’her- she does such a good job feedin’ you mm? Be a good little man” He cooed to your son and in response he made a sweet ‘hmmmm’ noise as he continues to gulp down your milk, kicking his little legs sweetly and watching his dad kiss his little feet playfully.

“Mmhmm” you said tiredly, yawning big and Carmy rubbed your belly gently.

“Such a good mommy” he encouraged, gently rubbing your sons foot to which it curled up sweetly

“D’y’know what that’s called?” You muse, watching as his toes curl back and widen adorably to your touch.

“Mm?” He asked gently, not wanting to disturb the gulping little guy on your breast.

“The babinski reflex” you mused smiling softly as you watch him eat.

“The babinski reflex…” carmy repeats, watching him closely. “What’s that baby?” He mused

“S’just a reflex mammals have - see watch -“ you gently place your thumb in the middle of his foot, and his itty bitty toes curl around your finger “that is the grasp reflex. Smart boy” you coo, kissing his foot gently and he huffs into your skin, closing his eyes again.

“Grasp mm? His hand does that too watch” he mused, brushing his pinky over the babes palm and he grasped Carm’s finger tightly, before letting go of your breast with a click and bringing his finger to his mouth and sucking it.

Carmy didn’t stop him, in fact, he grabbed his phone and took a video of his little guy “babe! Babe look! He’s sucking my finger!!!” He said excitedly, looking at you then back at the phone in disbelief.

To which you’re jokingly like “Mmhmm! Wanna take over? Feeding him off my tits every hour is getting exhausting bear if you wanna have a turn I mean…”

[hehearse]

Eyyyy it's me again have you ever considered throwing hyj and kdj into a pit and close the pit on them to keep them safe /j

FEDASE you see to set their pit properly you'd need to keep them sane and happy (as happy as possible) so you'd need to throw in. i dunno. yoohyun and joonghyuk at the very least.

and while yoohyun could probably be happy with just his hyung, yoojin would miss his kids, that one rich bastard cosplaying as a bl CEO trope, all the other guys etc... he got too many people on his mind now!! so many people to love and take care of!!

as for kdj... he needs a bunch of people to enrich his life obviously. that guy already lived long enough only looking at yjh, gotta have a full diet you know. more people it is.

so. kdj in the vacation scenario was correct. he needs a big house to live with everyone. yoojin too, but he basically built it already :D so the only guy who needs house arrest with obligatory family time is kdj-

[the-golden-vanity]

I've already heard of at least a few of the stories you mentioned from your time aboard the Pride of Baltimore (I think), but I'm very intrigued by the mention of the nightmare guest?

Oh.

GOD.

(Long post incoming)

So this guy was a retired ex-navy guy, and he'd signed up both to go on the transit up the coast, and on the transit home, because of his belief in "symmetry and balance." He sure loved to hear himself talk. Mostly about himself, or things he was interested in that weren't necessarily things other people were interested in. If the person he was talking to moved away, he would keep on talking. He walked around constantly in swim trunks, or even just his underwear.

So far, so annoying, but not any worse than your standard annoying guy, right?

Shipmates, it gets worse.

We were delayed a day getting out of port due to a tropical storm, but once we got going, this man's complaints started. Mainly, that he couldn't sleep because the timbers of the boat were creaking. He said it was louder than the Navy rifle ranges, and that he was now "on strike" and would no longer be doing any guest crew activities. (It was not louder than a Navy rifle range. It was normal boat noises.)

...sir, this is a wooden ship. The timbers are going to creak. You should have known this when you signed up.

Anyway, old man yells at cloud, whatever, but one afternoon during the trip, my watchmates and I are on deck, and we see this man emerge from the main hatchway, in his swim trunks, and open the engine room hatch. NO ONE should be going through that hatch except the chief engineer and whichever crew/guest crew members are doing boat checks, and since he wasn't on watch, we had no idea what he was doing. He reaches in, pulls out a pair of the noise-canceling headphones that hang on the engine room ladder for use in the engine room when the engines are on, and heads back down the main hatchway to his berth. All of us hanging out by the helm just kind of look at each other and shrug.

(I wasn't around for this part, but the chief engineer told me later that when she realized the headphones were missing and went to ask him for them back, he went ballistic on her, threatened to call OSHA on the ship, blamed her for all the noises, and threatened vandalism. Lovely.)

Anyway, fast forward about 12 hours, I'm on watch again! One of my watchmates offers to go below and get us some snacks. On this particular vessel, snacks are stored under the captain's seat (aka the "snack settee") at the head of the mess table. But my watchmate comes up empty-handed, and tells us that one of the guests (guess which one) is currently passed out on the snack settee, which we all think is really weird, but we don't want to be the people to wake him up.

WELL.

Sometime in the wee hours of the morning, after we'd been relieved on watch and fallen back into our bunks asleep, the captain found this man pissing himself and projectile vomiting all over his berth and the main salon. I woke up for lunch (0-4 and 12-16 watch, eyyyy) to find the captain sitting on the floor with this man, who is bemoaning everything that led him to this, and the trash bags full of all his piss and vomit-covered belongings. Right before I go up for watch, I'm asked if this man's former bunkmate, another Boat Owning Old Guy, can berth with me instead, so I say, "yeah, sure," because what else could I do? I wouldn't want to stay in a berth where all of that had happened, either.

Anyway, after this, nightmare guest doesn't interact much with the rest of us, which is honestly... fine, but the real kicker comes after a fast transit and an unfavorable wind to our eventual destination, which results in us spending a two nights in the delightful queer resort town of Provincetown. On our second night, mindful that we're going to be mustering all hands to sail out at 5 AM, I come back to the ship at around midnight, and get a text from the first mate asking if I've seen the nightmare guest, since now that I'm back he's the only one missing. I tell her I haven't seen him since lunch, since that's true. My now-bunkmate is still up, so I ask him. He says he and two other Boat Owning Old Guys (including the nightmare guest) had gone to a country music bar, and when he and one guy left, the nightmare guest didn't want to go. As I drift off to sleep, I notice the captain and the first mate taking turns checking the main salon, checking up on deck, seeing if he's shown up without their noticing. No luck.

Well, 5 AM rolls around, we're about to take down the gangway, pull in the hawsers, and leave, but the nightmare guest still hasn't returned to the ship. The captain and the first mate are openly talking about leaving him behind. And then they get a call: he's in the drunk tank at the local jail. He apparently stayed at the bar where the other guests had left him until closing time, and then was too intoxicated to leave under his own power, so they had to take him to jail to sleep it off.

...Anyway, he had to be informed that he was not going to be making the return journey with the ship, and would have to find his own way back home. I'm not sorry to have seen the last of him.

[historia-vitae-magistras]

Sleepy prompt of your choosing with Amemex🫶🏻?

I couldn't slide much dialogue in this but it was for an unspecified sleepy prompt and they are indeed sleepy so eyyyy. This is extremely early in their relationship. 18th century even before the revolution and Alfred's first forays into empire when they're both quite young and convinced they can do better than their imperial origins.

Alfred wakes with a start, bars of pink sunlight on his face and his hand at his heart. He automatically sighed. The smell of her, all soap and the spice cake they'd finished dinner off with, was in his nose. He'd dreamt of her again then. It was incredible how she could fill his senses, thoughts, and space. He missed Maria. Christ. God tempted him even in his sleep. He blinks. Dawn has arrived. He's late for Sunday service.

But then there's a warm leg against his back and a sleepy breath. Not a dream. Not a dream at all! He really did perform a sacrament last night. Maria turns over and scoops him into her, snuggling in close, arms around him nuzzles into his neck. Her braid falls across his chest and he'll never need proof of heaven again.

His eyes are heavy again, satisfied and warm. He brings the quilts up over them again and listened to Maria's happy sigh as she took in his warmth, her cheek flush against his heart. His heart speeds up, dizzy with sleepiness and more.

"I love you." He's unsure how he whispers it; the feeling is so strong even as he shuts his eyes that he wants to sing it across the mountains. "I love you."

[analogwriting]

HAHAHAHAHA *insert a laugh somewhat similar to doffy's laugh* becauseeeeee, I was so so sad at first coz I got to miss a few updates on new chapters for the mafia au fic for Corazon, since it was hectic at school + examinations 😬 but I am laughing coz then I got to read 4 chapters in one sitting 😎 quite a treat eyyyy. Waiting for moreeeeeee 🥰

And here I thought I was never gonna fall inlove with Cora, but with the way you write him in this fic ahhhhhhhh I am head over heels!!! 🤭♥️

I hope they'll be okay soon, a little love quarrel is normal in cou--- HAHA I still have a love-hate relationship with your slowburns and cliffhangers, Ambrose! Can I call you that? Hehee. But I do love everything about the way you write so pls bless us with more chapters soon. Lots of lovee!! 🤗

-💙

*gets the baseball bat* DOFFY YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES- oh wait. it's fine. it's you. *tosses the bat out of frame*

hey man, missing updates just means you can binge it 😈 a little treat for working so hard!! excellent planning tbh 💅

thank you!! i just write him as cringefail bc thats that he is to me and it seems to be the general census. (but love him for it🥰) sometimes i get real worried but y'all always give me my confidence back i swearrr

things always work out in the end 💅 wait, right? 🤨😏

and ofc u can call me that! 🥰 also it's okay, I also have a love-hate relationship with my own slowburns and cliffhangers 💀 i be writing them and im like "damn you're mean smh" but i also live for torture ope 🤷 🤭

thank you so much for your compliments frfr. i love reading everything everyone says bc everyone so nice???? keeps me motivated ongg

[scoups4lyfe]

I had the same reaction lmao

It's interesting to me that he got distracted by the crowd outside for a second,,,, literally paused what he was saying

also

🤝🤝🤝 SAME

ö....I didn't expect that answer but it makes sense

EYYYY!!!!!! IT'S MY BUDDIESSSS :D

I missed them :']

(It's also good to see them alive....rip)

LOL

[metaltea]

I’m

back

WITH SENSORY ASKS

Eyyyy I missed these! Idk where you get all of them but very satisfying, must consume

[llycaons]

Ep1: wuji still fucking slays

I've watched some parts of this show more often than other parts, but I would estimate this is my...fourth or fifth rewatch, it has been a solid two years

god I forgot how long the op is. unlike netflix, viki doesn't have a 'skip intro' option

SECT LEADERS YAO AND OUYANG APPEAR BEFORE ANY OTHER NAMED CHARACTER BESIDES WWX. SCREAM

read in a joke yaoyang fic once that they did attack each other during that fight but I assumed the fic author made it up

editing is really overwrought, especially in this first ep. far too many fast zooms imo. seems clumsy and juvenile, tho I know a lot of editing on this show is really good. sets and music and (eventual) character work more than make up for it

don't really like this first ep tbh.

subtitles are WAY different than netflix's. I can hardly follow what the characters are saying sometimes

wwx's voice is way deeper than I remember, too

this confused me so bad but it's nice to have a reminder that wwx IS in his og body, but mxy always concealed his face so the mos don't actually know what he looks like and so wwx showing up to replace him doesn't seem weird to them. they must have been very similar in height, build, skin tone, etc. lucky coincidence

wwx looks so handsome in those beige robes gotta say

he mentions that peanuts and wine both don't taste as good as they used to, which is a curious addition that I assume is temporary because he doesn't mention it again. and because he's chugging that emperor's smile later like it's the only solace in this cold harsh world

WUJI!!!! the emotions I felt when it started during the first flashback to lwj....GOD what a fucking good song. all the music in this show is good but wuji is just hitting it out of the park. ACHING yearning. HIGH romance. POWERFUL pathos.

oh shit ding and tong were sweethearts in the book but I forgot they were also in the show, tho only briefly

this was also in the book. they have protective sigils sewn into their robes, which is implied here but I guess I missed it when I watched it the first few times. honestly a lot of this is still quite confusing to me

you know I give lsz a lot of crap for being so boring but it was genuinely very nice to see him be like 'please respect disabled people and be kind to them and believe them when they make accusations against people more powerful than them' bc wwx does a similar thing in the next episode and I feel like it's one of those things that gets swept under the rug amidst the louder themes of the story but besides just being a 'good' and polite boy he genuinely does care about and advocate for people who are denigrated and mistreated by the more powerful figures in their society

is it just me or is this shot kind of horny

wwx's reaction to lwj actually does make sense to me because he's still clearly mooning over him but he also can't trust that lwj will be on his side considering that in the past he kind of wasn't and wwx is probably still a bit paranoid and mistrustful so it makes sense? he's very sad about like. being reminded of him + knowing what he can't have and also is kind of freaked out at the idea of seeing him again

I FORGOT THEIR MONEY IS CHUNKS OF SPRAYPAINTED ROCK AND STARTED LAUGHING OUT LOUD. I LOVE THIS SHOW

EYYYY LITTLE APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking love little apple bro

THERE HE IS!!!!!!!!!!! RED AND BLACK LEGEND IS BACK!!!!

Personal highlights: ep1

wwx going 'lan zhan' all heartfelt and gutted when playing wuji on the piece of grass

sexy lwj hand shot

the way that money looks

[chungledown-bimothy]

LoL Worlds 2023 Finals Reaction Post

instead of a million text posts, i'm gonna just make this one extremely long one.

oh my god t1's first draft. they are not here to fuck around. but also if they don't get a solid early game advantage then uh. fear.

if that was damn near any midlaner other than xiaohu, that would have been first blood for sure. but SO well counterplayed by weibo wow

if i have to watch t1 lose worlds finals to jayce again i'm going to delete that goddamn champion from the entire game.

weiwei is doing WORK keeping weibo in this.

t1's neutral objective control my god

eyyyy atlus ty for the cloud soul

weiwei didn't die???? just maokai things jfc

what does this literally perfect neutral objective control mean if you can't fuckin win a skirmish though

XIAOHU DIDN'T DIE????

yeah okay lost the dragon and the stacking delay isn't great but the won fight is big. both gold wise and mentally

bengi isn't here D:

keria. the love of my life. guma looked dead to rights, but keria simply will not allow that.

i was so afraid zeus wouldn't be able to stand up to theshy. that really was my biggest fear for this series, and it is so reassuring that he absolutely is

god it's only 28 minutes into game 1 and i'm already struggling to stay awake

zeus fucking melted that dragon holy shit

hell yeah boys, 2 more games of that <3 <3 <3

DRAVEN!

yeah okay there's the yone ban lol

nocturne? oooh oner is feeling himself today

this is such a fun draft omg. still very scared about top lane, but the big picture t1's put together is fantastic. looove watching t1 play that clean, clean macro.

hmm don't love that start for the bot lane. not idea.

holy shit theshy (impressed) holy shit theshy (my dude you're throwing)

THE EXECUTE zeus is the only god i worship actually

wow i've got way fewer thoughts this game. the time is catching up to me and i'm too eepy for that much thought lol

lmao guma just looked at crisp and he exploded. and oner's ults have been so, so good this whole game

i know it's hope that kills you. and it's been very, very rough to watch t1's finals appearances these last few years, so i've not really let myself hope. but i can't help it at this point

zeus series mvp, but oner deserves it too

MATCH POINT LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

i really hope they stay together if they win. i don't want to have to divide my loyalties.

...oh god what if they win and then faker retires.

BENGI'S NOT THERE OH NO i'd forgored D:

xayah rakan ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

brad is fun but like. weird choice so early on imo

akali! lee sin! you fucking love to see it

lmao imagine picking kennen into zeus. the aatrox is a ballsy choice, but he's absolutely earned that at this point

oner and zeus own this series.

awww man that grand entrance was so good it's tragic it wasn't quite enough

i have so many more thoughts about this game than i have the energy to make coherent let alone type oop

damn that herald just isn't gonna die good for them

FAKER TRIPLE KILL and he's so focused it doesn't even register on his face

and he just. keeps. going. then zeus cleans up with the double kill.

fuck i have to pee so bad but i can't miss a second of this live

that should have been a pick onto keria. but no, 2 kills for t1. jfc

this is it. they've done it. oh my fucking god.

we've hit hitting them with their wallets territory. idk maybe there's some miracle somewhere but not really. not with t1 playing like this. not with their lead.

HOW DID ZEUS NOT DIE

oh my god they did it they're so cute i cannot see what i'm typing through the tears

the first professional league i ever watched was the last time t1 won worlds.

AND THEY'RE IN KOREA FUCKING HELL

holy shit they did it. fuck i'm so fucking proud of them

faker was so casual about the win, too. that boy i swear to god i have never wanted to suck a dick so bad in my life

[astro-break]

Thoughts on the 7th ep of Hypmic Rhyme Anima+. Spoilers beware

Season 1 | Ep.1 | Ep.2 | Ep.3 | Ep.4 | Ep. 5 | Ep. 6

I love the mindgames that these two factions plays its fun to see both of them bend over backwards to get the upper hands wwww

Rei knows more than he lets onnnnn though we all expected that www

bro just siad nah you'll play our games www check and mate assholes

i love how hifumi threatens TBH with a rose lmao thats so camp

damn we got our first onscreen death lmfao

Im so happy that jyushi makes sure that amanda is safe, thats so cute.

LMAO of course you gotta put some manzai in to this. ripp we almost got three deaths in one episode I love DotsuHon's comedic potential

is it the once is physical and one is memory? Eyyyy thanks kuko for saying that just as i was typing it www Thank you one piece for giving me that useless piece of trivia

I wonder if there really is any relevance to the small fillers they put in like gentaro fixing his coat and hifumi falling. or if its just silly character interactions. i feel like gentaro would have more weight/importance

genuinely how the hell are they doing this?? like the hovering the magical aspects?? is is just one mass hallucination? I'm so curious

LETS GO MAD COMIC DIALOGUEEEE NAUGHTY BUSTERSSSS I love how they're all separate into old times

I appreciate that all of them getting more or less equal spotlight but it does mean that animation is much more limited. I'm not mad but I do wish they got more budget to do more animation

not the selfiee lmfaooosdjkflha he's still on vacation

I love that they're spelling it out for us so clearly www

oh damn they're brainwashed too! and there's a overall big bad too. i guess not even TBH is the final boss

Ah. it is a mass hallucination it seems. or at least some sort of simulation

LETS GO NAUGHTY BUSTERSSSSSSSSSSSSS I adore this combi and miss their stupid boys will be boys dynamic. just frat boys being boys

LMFAO CHUUNI

Again slightly choppy animation animation but I'm not too mad

Waterpolo ripp i hated that sport so much as a kid www I also love how they only animated three members of the team with actual faces to save some budget

YO DUO SONG????? I AM IN AWE HOLY SHIT

Hm, don't like this song quite as much which is a shame. The animation quality is also going down a bit in relation to the other songs but the tiger and dragon imagery for ichiro and kuko respectively is cool

overall the mix of BB and BAT aesthetics in the animation is cool but the their song styles meshing just isn't my kind of music.

Damn its the BAT ending which does kinda mean to me that BAT won't get much of a time to shine in comparison to BB. Fair enough I guess since BB is more popular in general

Lots of hell imagery in the titles tho which is interesting I wonder if they'll go anywhere with that

[littleravenette]

Welcome to the "i have finished the tged novel and is going insane" club! How do you feel about Kim Suho being Lloyd frontera and Lloyd Frontwra being Kim Suho? Also, how do you feel about the reunion scene at the apartment in the end?

eyyyy thank you thank you, also im gonna answer below read more because there are spoilers

IT'S A LOOP!!! that's what i was screaming when i read that part. i like it but i actually don't have a lot to say about it? it's like a neat detail that i go insane from time to time. i wanna analyze the shit out of it though but honestly i really can't put it into words, so i'll sit out on this one. just know i go insane over og!lloyd's promise to be diligent.

THE REUNION SCENE!!! PROBLABY MY FAVORITE THING OUT OF THE NOVEL!!!! THAT WHOLE CHAPTER HAS MY HEART!!!!

kim suho realizing the fact that all he did for the frontera estate as lloyd was all for nothing? kim suho who thinks it's so unfair for him to go back like it's nothing? kim suho punches a mirror out of pure hurt? kim suho checking iron-blooded knight to see there are no traces of himself? kim suho going to the namsan tower to see the love lock railing and to see that it's still there? kim suho eating kimbap alone in his gosiwon and realizing that he's gonna rot in there for the rest of his live? mwah perfection

and the reunion oh my god. javier crying and saying "i miss you lloyd" my fucking god. brain worms are wiggling because of them my god.

i have some other alternations i wanna make of that scene because i am like That™ but those are secrets~ also planned fics~ so you won't ever see them. aha.

thanks for the ask! goodbye

[twilightofthe]

gonna put my random liveblog reactions for Ahsoka Ep 1 here

okay so the rebels fam are literally some of my favorite star wars characters i've loved and missed them since 2018 and if anything this show will give me them

i am going with zero expectations except a plea, a plea to just not make me hate it lmao idc what happens just let me have fun

just press the start button coward ass come ON

okay i'm startiiiing Now!

oooh they didn't name it interesting

kk cool drums that's neat we like that

whoa was that sabine's helmet in the intro????

OPENING TITLE SCROLL?????

WE REALLY LIKE THAT????????

y'all the new republic's about as stable as a human jenga tower don't u have anything better to do than find thrawn i'm p sure even the imperials didn't like him THAT much they were xenophobes

former jedi knight? HMMMM

why is it always a secret map

also appreciating the OG "let's open up on big ass ship in space" makes you feel small

ok have i heard this new republic(?) captain actor before he seems familiar

bitch literally anyone could have an old jedi clearance code clearance codes were passed around like

yeah he doesn't trust it either

but i feel like he's actually dickish and we're not supposed to like him so

ah yes rebel soldiers and their stupid-ass egg helmets

wait old white bearded guy you ain't obi wan you AIN'T a jedi

his voice sounds familiar too

i have such face blindness lmao

oh whoops that's a darkside saber his friend has!

she kinda looks like Merrin from JFO

Eh probs some kinda Nightsister of sorts

I'm guessing he's some Inquisitor who got forgotten

Hmm we really paralleling ANH with darkside guy slaughtering all the egghelmet guys on a ship xD

Ok his name is Baylan

And hers is Morgan and the intro crawl mentioned her but my memory is shit so I don't quite remember what she was about except vague Thrawn-related reasons

ooooh name drop!

aaaaaAAAAA RIGHT IN THE EMOTIONS NOOO NO THE AHSOKA AND ANAKIN LEITMOTIFF TWILIGHT OF THE APPRENTICE THEME

ok i'm good lol

ohh wait so there IS a title

master and apprentice

alas it seems like the thing i didn't want is gonna happen but we are staying OPEN MINDED we are going to SEE

ok lots of tall pillars in what looks like another fuckin desert lmao

ey there's Snips

something on the ground? That kinda looks Sith-ish but also I have like no clue

hmm did they kinda fix her montrals or not i can't tell

Ehhhhh slightly

eyyyy wait are those the world-between-worlds lines

the statues kinda look like nightsisters but also like old sith statues

mmm caress the whispering pillar

ok indiana jones time to get your ass out of there before the booby trap

what am i saying she's anakin and obi wan's spawn she LIKES this shit

oh hey she made something happen

i feel like all of these pillars should have been turned at once

the force likes teamwork and that kinda thing

but it also kinda echoes maul and ezra's little teamwork exercise lifting those walls in the sith temple that one time

ope she found something

guessing it's the Magic Maul Map

ooh it's one of those bakugon balls or whatever they were we played with as a kid i had one that turned into a dragon

H U Y A N G

SHOW ME MY ROBOBITCH

armor person hello

what's the mask that's not a mando is it

nah i don't think it is

nah

is it a person in armor or a droid i can't tell

oh subs say droids they're droids

you poor bastards curbstomping droids was her high school internship job she is WAY more qualified than you

wasn't quite expecting ahsoka to play whackamole but good for her that sounds fun

oh hell yeah we stan the droids that self destruct xD

waiiiit yeah i forgot she had a B-wing they're cool!

STILL LOVE ME HUYANG

ahsoka there was NO way you didn't wait till the last moment to jump away from that explosion except to be dramatic

"the order doesn't exist anymore" you shush missy we KNOW you know who luke is he's trying his best

ahsoka lbr do you even know what standard jedi protocol is

Fulcruuuuum

DAMN FUCKING RIGHT HUYANG IS FULCRUM HE DESERVES IT

also he looks so good in live action i forgot to mention that!!!!! <3

"T-6" girl u need to name your SHIP anakin would be APPALLED

well if that's the same ship with the darksiders on at least

h3ERA

HERA

HERA HERA HERA

HERA MY BELOVED

wHERES CHOPPER

WHERES CJASON JACEN WHATEVERTHE FUCK

H E RA

oh right this is mary elizabeth winstead oh boy i hope she does well!

i wonder if ewan was there

aNYWAY HERA

ok unpausing sorry had a Moment

General

Ok so the voices aren't quite matching but we'll see

ooooh hera has a patch on her jacket let's go back to that later

"abilities like you" hera kanan told you what darksiders were like inquisitors tried to kill y'all

she has sabines firebird on her jacket

don't mention thrawn around hera she'll just think of ezra ;_;

oh so morgan was thrawn's

EZRA NAME MENTION

GONNA DIE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok this is nothing on mary's performance she's doing fine but hera's dialogue doesn't quiiiite seem her? we'll see

oh yeah and rosario's doing better this time more natural

IT’S LOTHAL LOTHAL LIVE ACTION LOTHAAAAAAAAL

ITS BEAUTIFUL SO SO BEAUTIFUL

wait who's speaking

THEY SAID EZRA AGAI

THAT'S FUCKING RYDER

RYDER AZADI HELLO YOU WONDERFUL BASTARD YOU LOOK GREAT

Hi Clancy Brown good to see you do you know you have an evil Devaronian twin who's running around bothering Din Djarin as we speak

well at least sabine still hates politics

my dude ryder you know her tf did she say to make you think she was coming at all lol

WAIT JAI

JAI KELL HELLO EZRA'S EX BOYFRIEND

YOU'RE SO HANDSOME MY BOY ALL GROWN UP WONDERFUL

wait ryderrrr c'mon don't be a dick again you were so well

OH HELLO GWEN STACY SPIDERVERSE VIBES

not quiiiiite liking how sabine grew her gay haircut out in this but still digging the bike fit

also hello Natasha good luck pls treat my dear well i love her greatly!!!

hmmm not sure how much i like other non-OG ghost crew giving themselves Spectre callsigns yes i AM being gatekeepy fuck off

good sabine is running from authorities we do love that

hey her voice kinda matches that's great!

oh i'm liking her acting already

i think

SHE HAS A LOTH CAT ON HER HELMET

that's my GIRL

also it's very interesting how the pilots call each other by their spectre callsigns but address sabine--an ORIGINAL spectre--exclusively by name

lothkitty LOTHCAT

LITHCAT WITH THE FOOOOOFYTAIL AND LITTLE SPINDLE LEGS

im gonna DIE

it's so cute i can't even

also getting Emotions(TM) at ezra's old tower

hmm you think sabine has depression

FUCK OFF WITH THAT SABINE SEES EZRA MUSICAL CALLBACK

oh hey hey it's his original message to theeeeem

wait shit yeah it's the new one just to her

ooh it's eman! i can't see his faaaaace expressions but the voice sounds similar? like it seems like he's tryna match taylor's way of speaking good for him

ok yes but ezra is a jedi show pretty please for me don't go there with sabine

ok ok that's enough complaining from me lmao

ACTUALLY NO WAIT ONE MORE *inhales*

i would prefer sabine and ezra to stay platonic friends. no hate to shippers but i just personally would like them to be friends/siblings, that's what would make me happiest because i like to imagine sabine as a lesbian and also their dynamic as friends/siblings just makes me happy

but shippers are of course still welcome here and if they do become a couple i won't begrudge you your fun :')

ok ok ok ok ok NOW i'm done lmao

back to Best Boy sorry bby you were speaking and i interrupted you <3

oh hey hey he did say sister! i'd like that!!!

but also ezra when tf did you have the time to record those both weren't u a bit busy planning the attack on lothal

oh it's darkside goth girl

nice smoky eye

oh wait fuck she's got a PADAWAN BRAID

heyyyyyy i was RIGHT about the temple statues looking like nightsisters!

but wrong about darkside goth girl being one then tho

well masked emo fucker following bryan or whatever his name is is probs an inquisitor

wait wait wait does MORGAN have gold eyes?

ooooooo

oh no wait darkside apprentice has gold eyes again

ugh okay so we ARE getting force sensitive sabine then

alright fine i'll make my peace with it this episode

even though it makes no SENSE

no no pe not going there we are going to have FUN

aaaaa repeating ezra's final dialogue from the rebels finale ;_;

love the mirroring shots to rebels ep 1 RIGHT DOWN TO SABINE WEARING EZRA'S ORANGE

ahsoka and anakin leitmotiff coming back hmmm

oh wait fuck i think ezra drew those lothcats oof ;_;

ok good good we going back to sabine being the rightful art expert in the gffa take second place and DUNK urself thrawn

ok i get they're tryna make them ex master and apprentice but imma say it. imma SAY IT

ahsoka and sabine give awkward exes vibes

BIG awkward exes vibes

m a s t e r

you both know damn well she's gonna take it anyway or at least try who are y'all even kidding urselves

oooh surprise surprise the darksider are former jedi-associated

oh right his name's baylan not bryan

WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED

oh there's goth darkside girl

if anyone hurts sabine's cat i will kill the entire world and then myself

i swEAR TO GOD

WHY DOES THE SHOW KEEP MAKING AHSOKA AND SABINE SEEM LIKE ANGRY EXES LMAOOOO

COME ON

ahsoka ur being emo so hera is allowed to make a dig at anakin

hera you're trying your best girl lmao

it's always rule of three it seems

kinda gives me that mortis trinity vibe

this reminds me of the time i got one of those 3D puzzles from barnes and noble and i was supposed to take it apart and put it back together and failed utterly

ope she did it!

again if someone even TOUCHES that fucking cat wrong i go full john wick

bitch NO SHOOTING NEAR THE CAT

ope they smashed the map

ahsoka my dude i'm guessing you know where sabine lives why didn't u just go find her lmao

wait does sabine have ezra's green lightsaber i can't tell from the hilt because i'm shit at recognizing hilts

i can't even appreciate the duel because i am admittedly pouting but they are both very pretty at least

sabine how r u not getting ur hair chopped off

oh fuck she got stabbed?

maybe shoulda worn ur mando armor

oh and she's still MOVING

oh nope there she goes

oh wait who's Ray? :(

okay

okay okay okay

dave my dude.........

okay so i am going to take some time like a few minutes or so

and process this sabine thing

like if i cannot find a way to come to fucking terms with it i will not be able to enjoy this series

ik ik that sounds dramatic i'm just

hmm ok five minutes

[madraleen]

Hell’s Paradise: Jigokuraku - Yuji Kaku Volumes 8-13: A running commentary. This was fun!

-eyyy hybrid gabimaru

-what in the sibling telepathy... still cool panel, toma and chobe simultaneous attack vs the tensen

-THE UNDONE BRAID NICE NICE

-i hope fuchi survives

-am i to assume chobe said chotto matte mid-battle to redo his braid

-"my enthusiasm for the manga feels suffocating" :O mine doesn't, but this feeling put into such words! so true!

-yeah, my favorites are chobe, toma and fuchi i think.

-shion and tenza's relationship is lovely

-damn nurugai made me tear up

-gosh i hope shion can keep his word and be with nurugai on the mainland. the sensei usually perish along the way

-the iwagakure shinobi took one look at the convicts and their asaemon allies and went "WHEEEEEEE MURDER!"

-i kinda think poor gabimaru got a little short-changed; sagiri, too, for the exact same reasons, but i'll focus on gabimaru as he's the face of hell's paradise. i think he got his epiphany and change of heart too soon and he's been emotionally static since then, whereas most of the side-characters have been on a personal journey from the beginning, slowly learning and evolving, and it makes them so much more compelling to observe.

-er. yuzuriha? what kind of takesies-backsies death was that. i mean, yeah, she didn't get a certificate of death or anything, but still. eh, whatever.

-i really like shugen, he's the hero of his own story and an antagonist in the main story, and he could easily be the righteous protag of his own manga, but he happens to be in this manga where he's a hindrance

-SHUGEN FUCKING KILLED FUCHI?! AVENGE HIM, SOMEONE ANYONE

-i'd missed grumbling gabimaru

-EYYYY SHUGEN DIDN'T KILL FUCHI

-aaand fuchi is dead. but that's a better death than dropping down dead

-i think banko-tao-affected chobe and gabimaru look visually great

-you cannot convince me sagiri doesn't have a crush on gabimaru. she blushes too much.

-i understand the situation is dire, but little chibi gabimaru with that damn flower on his head...

-nooo not chobeeee

-whose is that hand on baby ghost chobe, is he coming back, don't give me hope.

-i hope the anime gives shugen this pinch of ridiculousness that he has, aside all else

-shugen the tao avatar

-sooo... rien was grand master's... wife?

-two men and one woman? like 90% of the cast will die? nahhhh

-dude, shut up, gabimaru and sagiri are so in sync, why are u doing this, text? and with mei they're literally family-coded

-oooh gantetsusai must decide what to do with shugen, nice

-okay but a skeleton is hugging shugen in his flashbacks with fuchi. who put it in that position?

-eeeey last volume, letssssgooo

-wait, where are the brothers? chobe dead maybe, where's toma, i forgot toma lol what

-gabimaru my man, yes, we all know you have a wife, but it's literally either rien or your entire country here - INCLUDING MRS WIFE, what are we discussing

-OOOOHH SAGIRI IS HIT!

-yeah see, i think this is more of a me-problem, but i never connected to the gabimaru-yui bond. i'm on the 'sure if you say so' side of things

-rien the super healer

-okay but now i want his yui to be an actual villain, that would be really interesting

-JIKKA JUST SHAVED WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON

-i don't understand, is that shadow chobe, with toma?

-HAHAHAHA CHOBE OH MY GOD. chibi chobe

-HAHAHA SAGIRI AND YUZURIHA'S REACTION AT SEEING YUI OH NO

-okay i didn't except the sagiri-yui meeting to be this cute but it's so cute

-aaaand gabimaru turned into a house cat. i'm sure as part-plant he'll enjoy his sunbeams doubly

-nice glimpse of the tensen in the far future

-OKAY this was sweet, the ending was sweet

[the-killer-princess]

Demon rose main six as incorrect quotes

Athena : Croissants: dropped

Hecate : Road: works ahead

Achilles : BBQ sauce: on my titties

Kore: Shavacado: fre

Loki: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Echo:

Echo: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

———

Loki: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Achilles : No.

Hecate : I did not.

Echo: I may have actually forgotten one.

Athena : Also no.

Loki: Oh good, neither did I.

Kore: *Exhausted sigh*

———

Athena : Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Echo: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Achilles : Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Loki: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Kore: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Hecate : Mental stability, my old friend!

Athena : Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

———

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Athena : Thanks fam!

Echo: Oh no.

Achilles : *cries* I love you too.

Hecate : Sounds fake, but okay.

Kore: *A flustered mess*

Loki: Can I get a refund?

———

Hecate : What did you get Kore for their birthday?

Achilles : I got them a kitten.

Hecate : Really? Me too!

Loki: I also got them a cat.

Athena : Looks like we had the same idea.

Echo: Where is everyone?

Achilles : Echo, please tell me you didn't get Kore a cat as well!

Echo: ...I got them a kitten.

*later*

Kore, in their apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!

———

Kore: Where is everyone?

Loki: Hecate had a nervous collapse, Achilles is looking after them, Athena is trying to kill Echo, so I’m in charge.

Kore: Oh my god!

Loki: I know, right?

———

Kore: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Loki: His name was Jared he's 19.

Hecate : When his parents built a very strange machine.

Achilles , singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.

Athena , singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!

Echo: Horrible job everyone.

———

Achilles : Dumbest scar stories, go!

Athena : I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Hecate : I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Echo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Loki: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Kore: I have emotional scars.

———

Loki: Rules were made to be broken.

Echo: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Kore: Uh, piñatas.

Hecate : Glow sticks.

Athena : Karate boards.

Achilles : Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Loki: Rules.

Echo:

———

Achilles , to the Squad: I’d die for you.

Loki: Then perish.

Echo: You will.

Kore: Please don’t.

Athena : Cool.

Hecate : I’d die for you first.

———

[aprillikesthings]

EYYYY GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS also i'm already high, nice

i missed last week and I regret it but here we are

....I gotta be honest I dunno if I want to watch An Episode or just hop around watching specific scenes I like

but also I'm always worried that if I watch my fave scenes/episodes too many times I'll....wear them out? that's not even how that works

ALSO aaugh. I know I've read people say "hey when shit is really sad maybe don't watch a show you already like, bc later that show will remind you of being sad" but tbh I was really into K/DA during one of the worst months of my life and that didn't ruin K/DA for me...hm

Can’t wait to engage in one of my fave midnight hobbies: get high as balls and rewatch bits of She-Ra and sometimes post screenshots with overemotional/horny captions