#eyes twitching

[loganswdc]

we’re in the trenches y’all 😭😭😭 i’m so close to jumping off of really tall somethings !!!!!

[deviatedfromtheplan]

hey guys do you think the reddie cut is coming this year

[miiyas]

1255/2500 words .. de history end me right now

[xenibenbb]

drawing so hard rn

[blossoms-phan]

pros of going on tiktok: seeing well made emotionally devastating dnp edits and the occasionally funny video

cons: seeing comments like “i hope people that were part of the toxic part of the phandom feel guilty” and “can’t believe I used to use tumblr”

[toiletwipes]

me: i want to write somethign long and beautiful and hurty whatcha got for me

my brain: thirteen words, final offer

[mirigold-mayflowers]

Hmmmmmmmmm

You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!�� Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”

[jeevanjali]

Eyes Twitching: ज्योतिषीय दृष्टि से जानें आंख का फड़कना किस बात देता है संकेतEyes Twitching: आंख फड़कना किसी ना किसी बात का संकेत होता है। इस विषय में हमारे ज्योति शास्त्र में कुछ जानकारियां बताईं गईं हैं। तो आइए इस लेख के जरिए जानते है बाईं और दाईं आंख फड़कना किस बात की ओर इशारा करती है।

[sansstar]

just watch, these freaks are going to lez out in every trial and constantly teeter the line between centuries-long hatred and a weird yearning for what once was RAHHUAUGDFUA

[walnutsupreme]

did tumblr for real decide to change the wording of the setting so we can’t turn live off . i’m going to start throwing hammers into the servers dude

[the-l0st-lore]

No Corbett & Filoni I don’t think you heard me. I SAID Next. Episode. For. Sure.

Next Episode for sure y’all

[kremechihihi]

10 posts in 72 hrs…..yeah sum1 sedate me

[grimfantas]

10 years in the future for Nanako-chan

[jollymalt]

so... ekko's hair accessory huh?

[oddinary4bts]

Tfs Jungkook: How would you feel if you see a new guy who is a dancer and is REALLY talented like all of you and he becomes interested in Oc and wants to shoot his shot and flirts with her in front of you?

*I can see his eye twitching at the sight*😂

Jungkook:

I would be very jealous. Gosh… a dancer at that? No thank you

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.