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sansstar · 8 months ago

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just watch, these freaks are going to lez out in every trial and constantly teeter the line between centuries-long hatred and a weird yearning for what once was RAHHUAUGDFUA

#rio’s eye twitch when agatha says no…#toxic yuri is served!#agatha all along #agatha harkness #rio vidal #agatha harkness x rio vidal #agatha x rio

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jackiespurnell · 6 months ago

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"rio vidal is a toxic and possesive girlfriend" WRONG!!!

rio vidal is THE toxic and possesive girlfriend. my girl did NOT spend centuries haunting agatha to be diminished to one of many.

#agatha all along #rio vidal #agatha harkness #aubrey plaza #kathryn hahn #agathario #agatha harkness x rio vidal #lesbian #wlw #toxic yuri is served!#toxic ex girlfriend #marvel

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hattersarts · 1 year ago

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bethbeth still on my mind

#rick and morty #beth smith #space beth #im not proud of it but listen when they serve you toxic clone yuri its not like im not gonna eat it #bethbeth #maybe i'll post the bethbeth date night pics i drew here at some point that i condemned to patreon

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nukbody · 9 months ago

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3 ways to deal with your relationship breakdown by kotor

#first two work so well together thematically cause theyre both about past #but i didn't know what to do with the last one so i threw it here too #(i know yall wouldn't forgive me if i didnt include toxic yuri kiss so here i serve)#kotor #kotor ii #kotor 2 #knights of the old republic #bao dur #atris #jedi exile #brianna the handmaiden #nukbody sketch dump

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royaldollybox · 3 months ago

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I be real with you text post meme enjoyer, it was hard making these because I was busy crying. But I made it, so here you go. The heart killers text posts part 10 ft. ep 10 (jesus christ we in dubble didgits now)

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12

+bonus (aka probs the closest I will get to actively criticizing this show)

#no but like for real that last scene got me fucked up #it became actually hard to make hahas for a bit #look does this show have a bunch of plot holes and shit that make no sense? yes #do I care? fucking barely #they said hitmen romcom and I said alright my disbelief will be sent to space #anyway lily might be evil but she serves #like to all the people who decided to make lily toxic yuri parings you are all so real and I support you #frustrated I didn't have more rizz memes kant deserved them #or golf memes #also the fact that I could make 4 memes just from the one hotel room scene is crazy #the heart killers #thk #the heart killers meme #ro makes thk hahas

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colacat53 · 1 month ago

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Soyona Santos being a criminal makes sense because it's illegal to serve that much cunt

#soyona santos #jurassic world dominion #jurassic world chaos theory #serving cvnt #she also has a toxic yuri with the Handler #also I just saw that Chaos Theory is top 10 on Netflix? Wow we're all so autistic

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bipolarjinx · 4 months ago

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I need you all to get on my level btw (sky/sevika rarepair femslash revolution)

#arcane #skyvika #me (girl with god inside of her) and my girlfriend (girl who doesn’t know how not to serve someone) and our toxic codependent yuri #sky young #Sevika arcane #for the record the discord has been cooking up the most insane post canon sky/sevika au

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dogboymutual · 2 years ago

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a love suicide ~the theme of rule of rose~ by yutaka minobe does not need to go as fucking hard as it does. like sir you do realize this is a game about weird little girls beating each other up right

#rule of rose #starboy.exe #like idk why it has to serve so much. i get that RoR is abt a toxic yuri relationship but also. jesus christ #''i will do you harm / i will break my arm / i'm a victim of your charms'' BRO!!!#''it is pure white just like sin'' unironically one of my favorite descriptors of sin as a concept #''alone but sane / i am a love suicide'' <- words not spoken by people who are alone and sane

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spacephobos · 2 days ago

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wip

why draw ships ppl care about when u can pioneer yuri that is SOOOO obscure

#ong i will drag ppl aboard una/gaila #not my fault their actresses worked together and served so much toxic yuri

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slashersweethearts · 6 months ago

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every time i ponder the meliwes orb i get a little emo out of guilt. i am so sorry white boy wes n i say this as melina’s #1 defender she did NOT deserve that boy 😭

#what if YOU 🫵 befriended ur frenemy’s (n thats a kind way to put it) ex gf post breakup #bc she hit ur dms on some ‘im going thru it and ur the only 1 ik who wouldnt be biased against me bc u n amber arent close’#knowing you would feel bad for her #n then she female manipulated u into developing a crush on her and shooting ur shot and believing that was YOUR idea #n u were w this girl for 3 months. first ever girlfriend mind u #shes super sweet super affectionate gets on well w ur mom top tier absolute sweetheart #for the first time in all ur 17 yrs u even get to feel a tidd-*i am SHOT*#then ghostface rolls back up and ur girl gets stabbed thru the shoulder literally on day 1 after the massacre starts #ur already paranoid and now ur FR SCARED bc ghostface almost got ur bitch!#and then ghostface gets YOU (and unbeknownst to u ur momma)#n even when ur abt to die ur still scared for ur girl…#and turns out the same girl WAS the ghostface who put a knife thru ur neck and she aint even love u #and just used u to get back into the group to be around her ex again and then killed u at her command the min she offered to get back w her #imagine that. well wes hicks does NOT have to imagine bc thats wtf HAPPENED to him!#tbf melina feels incredibly guilty for it n his death haunts her like. BAD. but girl…yk he aint do shit to u 😭#like she was a lesbian the whole time but considered him a genuinely good pal 😭#yk that boy innocent n aint deserve allat but amber satan freeman says stab him n melina says yes my queen i live 2 serve u what can i do-#like i love melina w all my heart n i will defend her always but i cant get behind this. she was foul for that 😭#what toxic yuri does to a mf #— ♡ 𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥'𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦! // melina bates.#— ship: meliwes.#— slasherverse posting.#— ➴ 𝘢 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘦 (𝘤𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘧 𝘤𝘳𝘺.) // meliwes.

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himemarcille · 10 months ago

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Seo Jia - Best Served Cold

#Best served cold #for garbage #gl #yuri #toxic yuri #manga #manhua #webcomic #want her need her

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deus-ex-mona · 7 months ago

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#posting this a day early this time so that it won’t overlap with the announcement drop(s) [if any]#is this another effort to manifest kimikawaii mv? yes. yes it is #still curious about h10w though… (broken record) they’re not gonna leave it as 5 announcements forever right…?#though. i have to say that yes i do not want a mona anime… b u t i want a kawaikute gomen anime (based on the manga)#i think a potential ep based on chapter 4 would be absolutely hilarious #and (since it’s in the [redacted] anime-verse) it’d fit right in as a s2 of sorts #something like l**n k*ng 1 1/2 (in the sense that it’s like a retelling of a story from a different perspective) yk—#so. c’mon. no mona anime (bc lord knows how anime-onlys would treat asuna) but!!! kawaikute gomen anime!!!!!! please!!!!#let chizuutan’s delusions take centerstage!!!!!! and renren and concon will be there too!!!!!!!#but. if official subs choose to write concon as ‘konkon’ i’ll rest my case forever #i wonder what an official english title would be if kawaikute gomen did get an anime though…#if we had ‘heroines run the show’ can we have something cheesy like ‘too cute for you’ or ‘terribly cute’ or ‘serving you cuteness’ lmao #so. my pitch is this. hey anime staff. leave mona (and asuna) alone. no mona anime.#you have a perfectly good (crack) story to animate with just as much toxic yuri (chuucon) and regular yuri (chuuren [jk]) to show off #and it would even be a perfect s2 to add to the story of your [redacted] anime. you can even have chuucon duet doutankyohi for a special ed!#so. please. if there has to be an anime in h10w. please let it be a kawaikute gomen anime.#im 100000000% serious. the world needs to see chuucon toxic yuri in the mainstream!!!!!!!!!!!!#(also bc it’d be very funny to see people ask ‘where’s hiyori????’ for the first. like. 5 eps before she finally appears in like ep 6)#(provided that the anime adapts 1 chapter to 1 ep and such bc it’d just work that way i s w e a r)#man. to think that this started as a way to manifest kimikawaii how did we get to kawaikutegomen anime manifestation instead…#anyways!!!!! kimikawaii mv this week!!!!!!! please!!!!!! begging!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaa

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linagram · 2 years ago

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𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚔𝚊!

it's everyone's favorite girl's birthday today!! she.. uh.. she sure is doing great!

you can read the birthday timeline conversation under the cut!

Miki: Um.. I heard that it's your birthday today, Maruyama-san-

Yurika: Really? Out of all people in this prison, it had to be you?

Miki: U-um, w-what's wrong with it being me??

Yurika: Oh, stop playing dumb. It was you who voted me guilty after all.

Miki: But Eiji-san-

Yurika: At least that guy told us that he wants to vote all of us guilty. You, on the other hand, claimed that "you want to save us" and "you believe there must be a reason why we had to murder someone".

Miki: I-I've never said anything like that!..

Miki: "Or have I?.."

Yurika: Oh, does that mean that you're taking those words back?

Miki: N-no! It's just..

Miki: Well, whatever. It looks like you're not in a good mood today, Maruyama-san. I think I should go-

Yurika: I wonder why I've been not in a good mood lately. Just whose fault is it?

Miki: W-what are you implying?..

Yurika: I've said what I said, fake savior. You can go now.

Miki: "Who said that I need your permission?.."

#yurika still being the only prisoner who miki openly dislikes is so funny to me.#these two just want to bite each other's heads off. anyway toxic yuri #about her outfit. this is why yurika worked in a maid cafe. she never fails to serve #IT'S KINDA GOOFY BUT I LIKE IT. IT WAS FUN TO DRAW IT #🎀prisoner 008: maruyama yurika 🎀#🌼guard 002: andou miki 🌼#🎂 birthday timelines 🎂

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ninas-gf · 2 years ago

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yesterday i finally started hotd :D

#YIPPEE i’m so excited!#mostly for the lore… but i also heard they serve toxic doomed yuri here 👀

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aeipathism · 3 months ago

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anyway. i hope in the upcoming patches we get the herta/ruan mei toxic yuri we deserve.

#rho rhambles #zzz giving us the wholesome yuri #and hsr serving up the toxic yuri #and genshin is givinng us. checks notes. average yuri i think.

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leidensygdom · 1 year ago

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i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-

#poetry in the mundane #anecdote #anecdotes #objectum #<- i think that community will appreciate this

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