#toxic yuri is served!

[sansstar]

just watch, these freaks are going to lez out in every trial and constantly teeter the line between centuries-long hatred and a weird yearning for what once was RAHHUAUGDFUA

[jackiespurnell]

"rio vidal is a toxic and possesive girlfriend" WRONG!!!

rio vidal is THE toxic and possesive girlfriend. my girl did NOT spend centuries haunting agatha to be diminished to one of many.

[hattersarts]

bethbeth still on my mind

[nukbody]

3 ways to deal with your relationship breakdown by kotor

[bipolarjinx]

I need you all to get on my level btw (sky/sevika rarepair femslash revolution)

[dogboymutual]

a love suicide ~the theme of rule of rose~ by yutaka minobe does not need to go as fucking hard as it does. like sir you do realize this is a game about weird little girls beating each other up right

[nickisnecromancy]

Craving For You

"Hmph bad girl, just what am I going to do with you?"

[slashersweethearts]

every time i ponder the meliwes orb i get a little emo out of guilt. i am so sorry white boy wes n i say this as melina’s #1 defender she did NOT deserve that boy 😭

[himemarcille]

Seo Jia - Best Served Cold

[deus-ex-mona]

[linagram]

𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚔𝚊!

it's everyone's favorite girl's birthday today!! she.. uh.. she sure is doing great!

you can read the birthday timeline conversation under the cut!

Miki: Um.. I heard that it's your birthday today, Maruyama-san-

Yurika: Really? Out of all people in this prison, it had to be you?

Miki: U-um, w-what's wrong with it being me??

Yurika: Oh, stop playing dumb. It was you who voted me guilty after all.

Miki: But Eiji-san-

Yurika: At least that guy told us that he wants to vote all of us guilty. You, on the other hand, claimed that "you want to save us" and "you believe there must be a reason why we had to murder someone".

Miki: I-I've never said anything like that!..

Miki: "Or have I?.."

Yurika: Oh, does that mean that you're taking those words back?

Miki: N-no! It's just..

Miki: Well, whatever. It looks like you're not in a good mood today, Maruyama-san. I think I should go-

Yurika: I wonder why I've been not in a good mood lately. Just whose fault is it?

Miki: W-what are you implying?..

Yurika: I've said what I said, fake savior. You can go now.

Miki: "Who said that I need your permission?.."

[ninas-gf]

yesterday i finally started hotd :D

[leidensygdom]

i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-

[nottheeconomy]

The beautifully dashing leader of the phantom thieves and the charming detective princess!

My take on fem shuake!!!

I like my toxic doomed yaoi but toxic doomed Yuri hits so much harder when it comes to these two

(Brainrot under the read more!)

If Shuake were girls they would be so much more volatile than canon it’s hilarious

Honestly if Akechi was born a girl instead of a boy his already terrible life would be twice as hard hahahaha

Fem Akechi would have a much harder time willingly refraining from directly murdering shido

Like canon Akechi is this close to just shooting him in the head anytime he sees him but fem Akechi would have so much more temptation to see him dead dead dead

She’s going to have to withstand his disgustingly sexist statements with a bright smile on her face as shido says things like “oh Akechi, you’re not like those other women that only serve to further this country’s great longevity through rearing the young, you’re different, more capable.” And she needs to let those slimy words go in one ear and out if she’s going to be patient enough for him to be elected first

Not to mention she’s going to experience so much more scrutiny as a public idol since she’ll be a girl

Like in canon he already has a questionable fanbase but just imagine the weirdos that’ll idolise her as the detective princess

And she’s definitely not going to be taken as seriously by people for her detective work because people would JUST WRITE HER OFF AS A PRETTY FACE!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST THE THOUGHT OF HOW MUCH HARDER FEM AKECHI HAS TO CLIMB TO THE TOP TO GET TO WHERE SHE IS!!!!!

She’s going to curate every facet of her image to make sure people takes her as seriously as possible

Her style needs to be trendy but not too trendy or people would call her vain

She needs to be careful of showing too much skin or she’ll be slutshamed

She needs to word her statements more delicately or else people would call her annoying do you see the visionnnnnnnnn

Like canon Akechi’s public mask is already so tightly wound against his face, fem Akechi’s public mask would be a full suit of armour (get it get it? Hahahahhaha)

Meanwhile! If Akira was a girl, the notion of her being a meddler when she tries to stop shido would be much stronger I think

Also I have a feeling she’s going to get harassed at shujin for having her criminal record leaked instead of how in canon everyone left Akira alone due to fear since people won’t take her assault charge as seriously

And then there’s kamoshida…eugh

So in conclusion:

I just think both of them would have so much more pent up rage than in canon hahahahahha

Like I’m sure they would’ve physically thrown hands in the boiler room of shido’s ship, like forget about the personas they’re going to throttle each other as the rest of the thieves watch hahahahahahhaa

On the bright side though I can see fem Akechi being closer to Sae and the detective princess being a role model to little girls

Hm but I have a feeling the rivalry between Akechi and Akira would feel like those early 2010s tabloid articles about how female stars had beef with each other, like it’ll be framed as something super catty hahahahaha

Man these girlies are filled with so much anger, honestly it’ll be so iconic if Akechi and Akira were written as girls but I err don’t have that much trust in Altus!

These are just my silly headcanons for fem Shuake! If you disagree with what I said it’s ok hahahahaha

[kathjack]

You know WHAT Idc what anyone says, I don't agree with the methods and killing an innocent, but Da-jeong definitely deserved to be served some revenge for her actions

It's not only the fact that she killed a patient, is the fact that Bok-su says it was an avoidable mistake, Da-jeong was a carefree person who influences Bok-su to live her youth, however, while Bok-su kept focusing on her career, Da-jeong didn not, she made a mistake for not paying enough attention and blamed it on her friend who, on her own words, implied that if she was the one in her position, maybe the patient would've survived, because she took it seriously

How did she meet her husband? In a car accident, and I firmly believe she was to blame for it as well and Myeong-hoon just took most of the blame, after all helping the victim after an accident will make it less probable for them to put any charges, was there any sort of power dynamic gaslighting there? He was vulnerable, she helped him, bandaged him up and took him to the hospital, and he bought her coffee to make up for it, despite the fact that what she did was exactly what everyone should do (Take him to the hospital and making sure he's fine), more if you're a doctor

Was she lying? How many times did she diagnosed someone wrong? Did she killed someone by accident again? How many others had to take the blame

She never felt any remorse for what she did to Bok-su, being more scared about her ruining her perfect day instead of simply saying sorry, how can you get upset about your friend bringing that up after you didn't contact them for years? After you ruined her life? Obviously they're mad, and instead of apologizing, you decide to get defensive

She didn't feel any guilt, she didn't feel bad for Bok-su

But Bok-su did

And that speaks volume to what kind of people they are

Da-jeong killed someone by accident for not taking it serious enough, pinned the blame on the person that tried to help her and got a happy ending without thinking about how it affected her "friend"

Bok-su killed someone for revenge, took everything serious, pinned the blame on the person that ruined her life and wasn't even happy about it, she still felt guilty

This game man this game is ruining me

FUCK toxic doomed yuri, Da-jeong doesn't deserve Bok-su, I honestly hope she gets help and manages to live a decent life

[haysaca]

Argus and her recurrent toxic yuris

Finished 2.1, was a fun ride, I think I have a few thoughts in mind but rn the most prevalent one is: Damn, I did NOT expect argus and tuesday to be more toxic than valenweis. So have a compilation of my reactions I guess.

Sheesh girlie is actually just taunting her to the extreme and I didn't even include her whole jab at her candy reliance. This is legit the perfect pair for the hatesex trope.

Like for a moment, I even thought tuesday was implying she banged and stole kayla here lmao

(its canon, poor argus got ntr'd, source is me I swear I'm not just delusional)

She just insulted her outta nowhere lmao. Though a delusional mind (not me) can interpret this as tuesday wanting to break argus down to tears.

Girl was actually rendered speechless 😭😭 Sorry tuesday she does not match your freak at all!!

She cannot be tamed at all and she's so real for that ngl. I'm so glad they went all out on her lack of fear/fear is her kink because I just absolutely adore unapologetic villains and she's definitely one, or rather a pretty good psychopath since she doesn't really care much for people, only their fears (I think, I haven't seen her story yet). Anyways argus made the right decision to dip, she CANNOT handle her freak.

That's about it for this toxic pair but I wanna talk about kayla too since I feel like she ain't a much better option for argus considering yknow, her identity and affiliations 😭

I know this is just an illusion by the motel but it'd be so fucked up if their relationship was actually this toxic, like the motel digs up stuff from their memories so this insecurity or perception of kayla had to come somewhere from deep inside argus' mind.

What's worse is, she could be right, considering kayla is a top tier of manus fucking vindictae 😭. Poor girl has insecurities of being wielded like a mindless tool, tries to assure herself that the woman shes pining and looking for is not that, only for said woman to be avoiding her because shes already served her purpose for her (I think, we'll see in argus' story I guess).

Though it could be a more mutual angsty case if we interpret kayla's smile as a sign she considers argus as more than that, maybe a pet instead :P (have high doubts she actually reciprocates her feelings the same way).

Poor argus cannot escape scummy women, hope she'll find happiness in vertin's suitcase because let's be fr she's joining us.

Also I absolutely love this particular quote because it's not just a jab at argus' trust issues but also an indirect one at her insecurity in her own image, her fear of hesitating, failing and being seen as incompetent (I think she has them? otherwise i don't really know what the townspeople in her hallucination are meant to signify).

Ok one last thought: I think argus' best shot for a happy yuri out of the entire 2.1 cast is legit with Ms. Karen Kimberly over here.

Because as hostile as their interactions are, their dynamic was pretty funny and nice compared to tuesday's harassment.

They radiate big bully x dumb bimbo energy, a pretty classic and tame rivalry dynamic. Kimberly's also the one with the least malicious/mean intentions towards argus, she doesn't want to harm or even use her, she just wants to eat!

So long as they take the time to talk it out and not point lethal weapons at each other, I'm sure they could get along in some way (looking at you argus, put that gun down and listen to your heart more, you big softie).

Alright that's about it for my ramble on argus and her misfortune with women, shoutout to @jeremy_exe on twitter for cooking up the only anjoargus art I've seen so far.