#exploding collars

[bora-panda]

The Dark King and his lieutenant 👑⚔️

I read the Dark Rise books and they're taking over my entire brain - so I had to draw Sarcean and Anharion

[myballsitchaurghouchie]

Drew the Lamb and my sweetie-baby-darling dnd character together because they're so similar i find it hilarious. They would not get along well tho

[motherdanger]

a little lynnmanda switcheroo

[m1zisua]

do you see the vision

[an-albino-pinetree]

Tastefully C R O P P E D -

Anyways, eat well—- sdhfhgj aa

🚨MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

Look away children!

Warnings! : Cw suggestive Mild choking, yep- degradation if you squint, mostly just name calling, swearing, praise, being referred to as a toy, not your doctor’s recommended amount of dirty talk, Carnival!Jax being him-

[orb-weaving]

I have not been so physically unwell about a ship as chronohaul in a long, long time.

[pkmn-smashorpass]

In my beautiful mind:

Raikou is a saber tooth tiger

Entei is a lion

Suicune is some sort of panther

I will die on this hill

[swag-system]

literally go ahead its Your blog

fuck yes massive win i love to yap.

so basically theres this really really fucking gorgeous trans girl that comes into the store i work at (literally just some convenience store) every once in a while n every time she came in id get like. rlly flustered n shit. bcs i am a USELESS QUEER!! n she apparently noticed that!! and apparently thinks im cute!!! wow!!!!!!!

anyways last time i saw her before today she mentioned how she noticed i get flustered n teased me a bit and yes i was insane about it for the rest of the day. a pretty girl teased me. how could i not be insane about this

so today while i was at work she came in again (apparently shes been coming to the store just to see me!!) and i FINALLY got the bravery to ask for her number. her response was "its about time you asked". i nearly died.. my poor little heart nearly exploded!! she was teasing me the whole time she was there (WHICH WAS A WHOLE ASS HALF HOUR BTW) and i got basically no work done today (DO YOU BLAME ME??? GETTING MY JOB DONE ISNT THE PRIORITY IF THERES A PRETTY GIRL GIVING ME ATTENTION...)

anyways we might be having a date on sunday after im done with work?? i might die of death before i make it to sunday but i will be strong guys... i will be strong!!

[crustyfloor]

YES i need more evangelion x ALNST parallels. i've been saying this forever. Mizisua as kawoshin and IvanTill as Asurei. SHINJI AND ASUKA AND MIZI AND TILL PARALLELS!!!! keekekekehree

[skullywullypully]

I now understand people's hatred for the Iron throne and steel watch foundry.

[july-19th-club]

love that peter's go-to 'you're in my house' move is to offer a person a beer and he does this to neal despite knowing neal is not a beer person and every single time neal is like. *unenthusiastically sipping* yaaay ... an avocado a beer...thaaanks......

[killuaisaprincess]

Pink Makes It Cuter

The old man at the stall looks up and stares at the two.

“Ah? Would this be for your little princess there?”

Gon looks down at Killua and then back at the plush.

“Yes.”

Gon says it without skipping a beat.

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

Have to do assignments for school (behind on work :<<<) Music suggestions?

mkay here's some music i put on when i'm doing A Task

the summoning -- sleep token

take me back to eden -- sleep token

atlantic -- sleep token

descending -- sleep token

chokehold -- sleep token

aqua regia -- sleep token

what it cost -- bad omens

who are you -- bad omens

like a villain -- bad omens

take me first -- bad omens

rosemary -- deftones

change (in the house of flies) -- deftones

cherry waves -- deftones

ALTERNATIVELY you could put she's my collar by gorillaz on repeat for forever i actually do that one a lot when i need smth lowkey in the background (so much that it was in my top 5 songs this year lol)

ALTERNATIVELY x2 you could listen to jerk by bile on repeat Forever And Ever. and ever. and everrrr

[whatsagirltoblogabout]

I'm at the conspiracy theory stage of my White Collar hyperfixation.

In the Season 3 premiere (3.01 On Guard), Neal's tie is sliced during a fencing match and he's forced to put on a new one at the WC office. He puts the new tie around his neck, but then takes a file out of the rack on his desk and moves it to a different part of the rack before starting to tie his tie. Does he have a mirror or something hidden in his file rack??? Was this established or hinted at somewhere else, either in the series or in behind the scenes content? And if there isn't a mirror, then WHY DID HE DO THAT???

[emeritusterzo]

dreamer screaming in visceral agony then it cutting to raven’s devil primo is one of those wrestling things that is deeply engraved into my brain