#expanse spoilers

[rocicrew]

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[general-kalani]

Damn can't believe they hired Bryk just to act dead in episodes 5 and 6 of Expanse

[inkedscript]

So uh… #3 etude, amiright?

[yazmosyam]

Funny thing

[hinamie]

domain expansion

[phantomoftheorpheum]

CHRISJEN AVASARALA | the once and future queen

[deathflare]

onward to dawntrail~ new addition to my expansion poster series!

[splatfest3ever]

Splatoon 3’s Side Order DLC as seen from the outside.

[spriteswitch]

peal and marina if you're an inkling vs an octoling

but no matter which species you are, they'll both know you as neo agent 3 (who they do not know) and not eight :(

[strikeaprose]

The thing I love about ffxiv is that we're still doing buckshit wild stunts that are just as stupid as they are badass. Like I know we've saved whole reflections and gone back in time and went to the moon to kill god and rode a spaceship to the end of creation to fight the very avatar of existential dread-

But ramming an armoured train, packed with energy to act as a bomb, into the edge of a plane-melding dome was easily the coolest fucking thing we've ever done.

[pierkyn]

> gets invited to a bath with the RT > plays a "game" that's just him trauma dumping > refuses to elaborate further > leaves

???

[rocicrew]

throws up and dies

[splatoonpolls]

imagine

you wake up in a New York subway, and next to you is Clint Eastwood. both of you remember nada. but you find a gun.

You walk through the subway and find a phone that only speaks in "2kool4skool" slang from the 90s-2000s. Who says "find me these things" and then forces you to do gym class all over again. So you can escape and get a job at a local bodega. You then get a call from Megan Thee Stallion and the daughter of Dior, who decided to pursue rapping because the daughter of Dior is a nepo baby who can't face proper consequences. Those two decide to help you by stealing money from someone's (diors) credit card account.

A few gym classes later, you find these things. It turns to be an industrial meatgrinder. And before it turns on, a bodega worker who is sometimes Skrillex ends up saving you and Clint Eastwood.

After that, you work through the empire state building, only to learn that the phone is ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER from I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM. WHO IS GOING TO WIPE AWAY ALL OF HUMANITY USING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY

Thank god dior nepo baby and megan thee stallion have helicopters that can fire bombs filled with melted popsicle syrup. Which you will shoot up with your gun. Then you become a roommate to aperson who is always studying and doesn't know what kpop is.

that is Splatoon: Octo expansion for you!

[demonoflight]

I'll never get over how important Ebb & Flow is to Off the Hook's story

It's their first single, the song that catapulted them to stardom, and so much more

It's Marina's first song, the little composition she recorded on her half-busted keyboard that convinced this little punk squid with that big voice on Mount Nantai that they should make music together

It's a song Pearl wanted to be so careful with, she was actually nervous and had to do numerous takes for it when she usually only needs one or two, because she needed to get it JUST RIGHT

And it just KEEPS COMING BACK!!! Ebb & Flow is part of the final boss battle in both Octo Expansion and Side Order, when you fill your palette with color chips you can use them to play the first part of Ebb & Flow's chorus, their solo live concert ended with Ebb & Flow

It obviously means so much to Pearl and Marina, it's the song that united them and it's the song that keeps making them stronger together, and no matter how much amazing music they make (and boy do they make such amazing music, banger after banger no exceptions)

Off the Hook begins and ends with Ebb & Flow

[thedeadtravelfast]