#expanse spoilers

[rocicrew]

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[general-kalani]

Damn can't believe they hired Bryk just to act dead in episodes 5 and 6 of Expanse

[xxhentaibootytomhardyblowme]

when the eldritch beings make you into something strange and unhuman, but you’re used to it, bc you’re so traumatized you didn’t see yourself as human even before they changed you

[deweydecimalchickens]

The perfect man doesn't exi-

James Holden, handed a load of power he knows he doesn't deserve and shouldn't wield, purely because he's the least controversial option. Immediately turns around and gives all the power to a controversial woman who does deserve it: Camina Drummer, Belter, terrifyingly competent badass, uncompromising voice of the oppressed, bisexual polyamorous space pirate queen, Our Lady of the Eyeliner.

[hinamie]

domain expansion

[phantomoftheorpheum]

CHRISJEN AVASARALA | the once and future queen

[sage-nebula]

Lots of talk about how much Marina gushes over Pearl, which she does, but not enough talk about how protective Pearl is over Marina (including just being very attentive to her needs in general), and how feral she goes when she thinks Marina has been threatened. A few examples (including one from Octo Expansion in Splat 2):

Pearl wears a crown and goes by the stage name MC.Princess, but I think she acts much more like a knight, and treats Marina like the princess she wants to protect, in all senses of the word. 💜

[splatfest3ever]

Splatoon 3’s Side Order DLC as seen from the outside.

[spriteswitch]

peal and marina if you're an inkling vs an octoling

but no matter which species you are, they'll both know you as neo agent 3 (who they do not know) and not eight :(

[deathflare]

onward to dawntrail~ new addition to my expansion poster series!

[strikeaprose]

The thing I love about ffxiv is that we're still doing buckshit wild stunts that are just as stupid as they are badass. Like I know we've saved whole reflections and gone back in time and went to the moon to kill god and rode a spaceship to the end of creation to fight the very avatar of existential dread-

But ramming an armoured train, packed with energy to act as a bomb, into the edge of a plane-melding dome was easily the coolest fucking thing we've ever done.

[rocicrew]

throws up and dies

[pierkyn]

> gets invited to a bath with the RT > plays a "game" that's just him trauma dumping > refuses to elaborate further > leaves

???

[splatoonpolls]

imagine

you wake up in a New York subway, and next to you is Clint Eastwood. both of you remember nada. but you find a gun.

You walk through the subway and find a phone that only speaks in "2kool4skool" slang from the 90s-2000s. Who says "find me these things" and then forces you to do gym class all over again. So you can escape and get a job at a local bodega. You then get a call from Megan Thee Stallion and the daughter of Dior, who decided to pursue rapping because the daughter of Dior is a nepo baby who can't face proper consequences. Those two decide to help you by stealing money from someone's (diors) credit card account.

A few gym classes later, you find these things. It turns to be an industrial meatgrinder. And before it turns on, a bodega worker who is sometimes Skrillex ends up saving you and Clint Eastwood.

After that, you work through the empire state building, only to learn that the phone is ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER from I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM. WHO IS GOING TO WIPE AWAY ALL OF HUMANITY USING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY

Thank god dior nepo baby and megan thee stallion have helicopters that can fire bombs filled with melted popsicle syrup. Which you will shoot up with your gun. Then you become a roommate to aperson who is always studying and doesn't know what kpop is.

that is Splatoon: Octo expansion for you!

[jeeaark]

Lae'zel: *as shown*

Gg: "yes, it hurts. I don't regret it now, but I wouldn't recommend it"

Emps: "Collage first"