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He can slam me on the wall.
TOO THE WINDOW WWW (TO THE WINDOW!!) TO THE WALLL (TO THE WALL!!)
#I mean come on#ultraman#ultraman: rising#netflix#kenji sato#ultraman rising#thirst post#character thirst#tadashi hamada#except baseball#and a monster dad#i bawled my eyes out#at the movies
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What We Do In The Shadows 5.03 | Padres vs Nats 6.7.2021
#this is the nichest of niche content. niche cracky content that me and jay can't stop laughing about#tatis 🤝 laszlo: hot girl things. except tatis >>>> in this case. man didn't even bother touching the ground.... what is he.........#he's one jump away but also arguably what he did was more impressive#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#wwditsedit#fernandotatis jr#san diego padres#baseball#mlb#userivett
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i do my lil dancy dance
#my art#osomatsu san#ichimatsu#yanagida#yanaichi#<- sidenote i feel so shy posting ship art for some reason like NOOO no one can know...#but its whatever. lets dance the night away before im incarcerated on the yaoi charges#also yana's shirt is a reference to his namesake playing for the softbank hawks 🔥 i know nothing of baseball#except for my uncle lying about playing for the mets#but the uniforms are very cute.#OKAY LAST THING. leftmost pose was referenced from the hesowars art book concept art 😁 i just thought it was a cute pose...#i still need to work on my style imitation. but im getting better i think
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Obsessed with how pathetic you make Jim Guangyao look. The hat. I love it.
Don't let the smile and sweet words fool you, Jim Guangyao has lost everything in the divorce, and continues to lose.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#mdzs au#modern au#this takes place in the same universe as Alan Zhan btw#I have been waiting for the day I got to meet him....Jim Guangyao.....#I think he won at least one divorce. But also did so under suspicious conditions.#you can 'win' divorce is your ex is dead right?#I like to think he wasn't even in the will and all the money and property went to another relative.#Who did he divorce? That's up to reader interpretation#Jim Guangyao is the busy dad who's never around except on the very rare occasional holiday. He cannot relate to his children#Nobody has ever seen him without his hat. In highschool it was a trilby. He's got baseball cap on in this drawing (I tried).#for casual friday.#He would burn everything at the grill. Half-bad luck and half distracted by work calls#Jim has nothing and no one. Despite this he always seems to land another hot spouse within a few months.#(Its his dimples. They are mesmerizing. You will look at them and sign this will without second thought <3)
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I need to watch Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure to reach my final conclusion on if she's even attracted to men
#girl help i keep thinking about sharpay and ryan being each others only friend growing up#theyre not very good at interpersonal relationships#romance is foreign to them. they dont care about playing romantic interests because they only view romance through the lens of theatre#fake. not real. an act to entertain an audience. so they dont understand why it would be weird#neither of them have ever kissed anyone#sharpay likes things that make her look better#because her whole life is a performance#so she wants troy because hes a shiny accessory to her#thinking about hsm 2 where once again when she tries to perform a romantic song (with troy this time and not her brother)#she still barely fucking looks at him#all of her attention is on the (nonexistent) audience#and ryan. ryan hm#ryan usually performs alongside sharpay#its usually an in universe performance. theyre on a stage. theres an audience#and all of his attention is on pleasing that audience#an exception to this is during the gay baseball song#where theres a different kind of audience BUT#ryan barely looks at them#most of his attention is directed solely to chad#talking flirting teasing being cocky and annoying but clearly addressing him directly through most of the song#first time this has happened with ryan. take that as you will#ANYWAY i can see sharpay as completely uninterested in romance but she hasnt realized that about herself#and she THINKS she wants it. because she sees it as glamorous#or maybe shes a lesbian i dont know#she might be a lesbian#the deciding factor is sharpays fabulous adventure#if she has chemistry with the guy in that movie then shes just repressed and clueless#if she doesnt shes aro#or possibly lesbian
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System Memory Retrieval Error—Match Not Found. Rerouting to Next Available Host. System Memory Placement Error—Parent Host Unavailable. Rerouting To Next Available Host.
(Pt. 2)
I’ve been rotating this idea in my head like a rotisserie chicken for a while. Made this whole comic on stream!
#leon kuwata#kaito momota#nekomaru nidai#danganronpa#ghost au#danganronpa spoilers#comic#art#doodles#long post#gundham tanaka#gonta gokuhara#peko pekoyama#it’s an “oops the ghosts uploaded themselves into the class 77 bodies” au because it’s great#except gundham and nekomaru didn’t even get put in their own bodies so no one wins#sorry fuyuhiko your wife is a baseball nerd now. yeah she could’ve been here but she doesn’t hang out with the guys jocks. yeah sorry#also the v3 survivors are on jabberwock too after getting rescued by the future foundation so#everyone gets to partake in the drama! huzzah!
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Scout can NEVER try cooking an omelet because Spy would walk in and see Scout's first ever attempt and since its not a perfect omelet Spy would give criticism and then try to teach Scout how to make a perfect omelet to honor his french heritage but Scout would be so outraged by what he perceives as Spy insulting his attempt and then trying to take over so he would just leave the kitchen and not eat anything for lunch, leaving Spy alone in the kitchen with all the omelet materials wondering why trying to teach his son how to make the french meal did not work
#look when you are an american and your father is french. shit happens#the second i moved out i made so many omelets. and yes some were burnt or falling apart. but you know what?#i had infinitely more fun making the omelets myself then i ever did with my dad grabbing me by the wrist and moving my hand like a puppet#french fathers who missed several years of their american childs life be like: how the fuck do you parent. this adult child of mine is shit#normal guy who totally isnt projecting onto Scout and Spy#this is so fun because if there was a venn diagram of me and scout it would nearly be a circle. im not a merc and im not boston#i can literally be like: here are things i hate about my father. but then replace father with Spy and it still matches. slayyyyyyyy#except my dad made me stop playing baseball because i have no depth perception and kept getting hit in the face :(#tf2 scout#tf2 spy#dadspy
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today in sex pollen, i bring you But Then I Know It's Growin' Strong, a 1700-word G-rated fic in which aziraphale and crowley pursue a mysterious urge to engage in enthusiasm for sport. with glorious art by @illustrious-slimeman !
this is my second entry in the High Pollen Count event, co-modded by @voluptatiscausa and @adverbian, and it is very different than my first entry, except that in both of them the boys* are just so, so stupid. maybe someday they will figure it out, but it is not today!
#good omens fanfiction#good omens high pollen count 2024#sex pollen#this fic is about baseball except no baseball is described
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forgot for a second that oscillopsia is in my brain and not external and i almost tried to record what it looks like to me to show people what i mean
#the best i can describe it is like. when you spin around in circles with your head on a baseball bat and the world feels like it's#spinning sideways and you lose your balance#except im sitting and instead of the world rotating its shaking back and forth and i don't have very good motor control cuz#i cant sense where things are#i honestly think it's related to MS. it'd be one thing if this was an isolated symptom but i have so many others that align with it#especially the weird/obscure ones that aren't listed in mainstream descriptions. like i had to go onto MS forums to find people who knew#what i was talking about and had the same experience#and its not like i started there or typed 'MS' in my search. its just the only accurate results were from people with MS blogging about it#not to self diagnose but itd be nice if i could at least get tested and not immediately dismissed#ive also been dxed with peripheral neuropathy which could be related#idk#this got very off topic
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hc that a modern day tlh au would turn alastair’s hat obsession into an obsession with ominous hats like
#except they’re all bucket hats?? or something?? i cannot picture alastair in a baseball cap to save my life#tlh#alastair carstairs#thomastair#the last hours#chain of gold#chain of thorns#chain of iron#tsc#thomas lightwood
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Coming out as an Orion pax hater💔
#tarncore#srs#i don’t like him#hits him with a baseball bat#g1 is a pass ig like he didn’t do nothing except be a twink ig
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at least my non sports liker mutuals can rest easy now knowing they're free of my baseball posting for 6 months
#pers#except for like once a month or so when i go man i miss baseball. i can't wait for baseball to come back
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i appreciate that in the films where lewis is playing a little bitch boy, he gets clocked in the nose (the starling girl when jem's mom punches him, and skincare when hope fucks his face up with a bat lol)
#it's what they deserve#especially owen#he should've had a baseball bat taken to him too#except if i had the bat i'd do more damage than a broken nose#they'd have to pull me off him#also he gets shot at in them that follow#personally if i was walter goggins character i would have shot him#or at least given him an ass full of buckshot
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All-Star lineup of the next generation of major league athletes from the Sudrian division!
#the rws except SIKE what if it was all about baseball#this sport has ruined me.#au where everything is the same except its a sports drama starring these idiots#rheneas is their coach a la veteran member of the previous generation of baseball all-stars.#everyone regularly plays each other.#the devil's back mountaineers (metal asf). the wild nor'westers (haha). the snowdonia lakers (teams outside the island compete too!)#skogarloch slatedrivers#fer au#also wowwie finally designed these 3 haha#ttte#ttte duncan#ttte peter sam#ttte sir handel#fer doodles
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Every game that Bassitt is the starter, I remember that post where someone said that he always looks like he just found out his flight is delayed another 30 minutes and I crack up.
#he truly just is a very exasperated looking dude even when he's doing well.#it's like Resting Bitch Face except it's Resting Exasperation Face#chris bassitt#jays lb#toronto blue jays#baseball
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cardinals @ pirates - 7.4.24
+ bonus
#brendan donovan#st louis cardinals#baseballedit#mlbedit#baseball#mlb#mine.#m:gifs#m:mlbgifs#hischiersjohnston#this was. a fucking pain to do#but also the game tonight kept distracting me so!#i like how it turned out except maybe the bonus ones bc tumblr really just refused to be nice about the square gifs#so split into two!#ANYWAY DONNIE KNEE???? im normal#TOTALLY NORMAL
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