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marcela alvarez from 3% is one of the characters ever. she does yoga. she's a war criminal. she serves cunt. her son is a disappointment. her dad is disappointed in her. she was a painter. she commands an army. she murders a guy to get a promotion. she likes vr gaming. she hates sand. she steals an infant. she bribes a 20 year old into committing arson. she disrespects any authority that isn't herself. she wears eyeliner. AND SHE'S A MILF.
#guess what i'm rewatchinggggggg#i love this show so fucking much#all blorbos#except andre#and especially marcela <3#3%#3 percent#3% netflix#marcela alvarez#i can make a post like this for literally every character in 3% they're all insane#this post was prompted by the part in s2 where rafael tells her he wants to go to mainland to protect his girlfriend#so as a test marcela puts him in a vr simulation where he has to choose his loyalty to marcela's army over his girlfriend's life#watching her get brutally murdered#and then when marcela sees real rafael and elisa later on she's just like#'oh elisa. rafael told me so much about you. he cares about you very much :-)"
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h-how do you ever finish any of your work? genuine question because you seem to be productive despite your agreste syndrome and I need to learn your ways. but also how do you ever finish any of your work
unclear. last night i stayed up and finished a report worth 25% of my grade at about 5am, arrived on time for my 9am lecture, and spent about half of it zoned out while thinking about seventeen year old emilie agreste. and i was one of the most active participants in the class discussion
#in some ways it IS the move to go to grad school right out of undergrad#because your body can still sort of operate like a college kid#i’m on about 3ish hours of sleep rn and this morning it felt SO over but now i’ve eaten something and we’re so back#i also don’t really do caffeine. except sometimes i’ll go get one of those panera death lemonades#i might be able to snag a short nap before work#but anyway about seventeen year old emilie. i was thinking abt how she was in that movie solitude and adrien said she was seventeen#WAIT. NO. HE SAID SHE WAS SEVENTEEN IN THAT PHOTO ON HIS DESKTOP NOT IN THE MOVIE#well. okay whatever i’m gonna tell you what i was thinking about anyway#OKAY i’m back i just checked the wikipedia page and then i watched the end of gorizilla. to make sure i’m not lying. because i’m normal.#anyway i was thinking about the solitude film and how it’s super rare and old and obscure and whatever. and how apparently#emilie wrote it herself and andre produced it#and i’m thinking about how gabe was discovered by audrey and that’s how he got his start in the fashion industry#so now i’m like?? did gabe and emilie first meet on the set of solitude? because gabe was designing costumes or whatever?#and that’s how audrey found him? have people already thought about this??#also i just checked and it doesn’t say emilie’s last name in the credits and also it’s ‘graham films’ with the twin rings logo m#so i’m assuming she’s still emilie graham de vanily at that point#anyway it comes back to seventeen year old emilie because i started imagining seventeen year old runaway emilie having her new life in pari#after escaping her british nobility life#and the first thing she does is write and star in an original movie. of course.#and she meets this repressed bisexual punk upstart costume designer who is so the opposite of everyone she’s ever known#and he’s immediately so unhealthily obsessed with her. which she appreciates.#and then they proceed to have the most toxic doomed evil relationship of all time#also she gets cheated because once gabe gets money he represses himself SO hard that he is now exactly like all the people emilie grew up w#but at least he’s still obsessed with her#this is what i was thinking about during class today. i don’t know how i get anything done either.#ml#anna rambles#asks
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"the crew loves you." ive never seen ed teach genuinely hang out with the crew throughout the season aside from traumatizing them in the first 3 eps
#andre talks#aside from fang in episode 5#but thats like an exception to the general rule lol#ofmd spoilers#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd season 2#ofmd 2#ofmd s2 spoilers#our flag means death#our flag means gay#our flag meets death#our flag means love#i know this is like HBO's fault with the budget and shit#i feel like there are so many shows that also had the same treatment but at least they handled their stories with finesse#cant think of one right now but yOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!#no i will not be accepting any opposing thoughts to my post right here
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Posting those here too because I can
I love you non toxic resident evil fans 💞💞💞💞
#lucas baker#clancy jarvis#peter walken#andre stickland#re7#resident evil 7#resident evil#i have a love hate relationship with Lucas x clancy haters#they are so funny#they have so much free time#Lucas haters too#except i hate them#they're as bad as Mia haters
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Marc-Andre Fleury has just as many ghosts as Quinn Hughes but I can't tell if he's just naturally more outgoing so we all forget or if they're just nicer ghosts.
#it probably has something to do with the frenchness#actually it definitely does#quinn is just constantly giving i cant drown my demons they know how to swim#except on rare occasions#and flower seems like he discovered he could see dead people and his first reaction was to imagine the chaos he could create#marc andre fleury#flower#minnesota wild#quinn hughes#vancouver canucks
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the newest episode of Gen V really asked “if you were trapped in circumstances beyond your control, how far would you go to have some semblance of freedom/control”
#except for Andre#his question was more “if you could fuck your bffs girl would you? and he said yep sure will#I don’t hate Andre his only real crime is being kinda boring#gen v#gen v spoilers
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"You are mine" // "I will always love you"
🎥: @starcuffedjeans
#moulin rouge! the musical#moulin rouge broadway#dylan paul#oyoyo joi#i tried to just make a gifset of only things dylan's duke and christian does but i'm sure there's some crossover with other actors#i still feel like his duke is controlling and aggressive and possessive but i oddly feel like there's some sort of tenderness or softness?#but i also love how his christian seems to always watch her face for a reaction to anytime he holds her#there are too many parallels i've cut out but some of them are violent or sad#this gifset has been brewing in my head for MONTHS you have no idea... except the one person who i wouldn't stop bugging about this boot#moulinrougeedit#broadwayedit#theatreedit#musicaltheatreedit#christian x satine#christian the composer#satine#andre dacor benicieux#le duc de monroth#i might fuck around and make another one of these... just you wait#admittedly i think he looks better bearded#i will probably make these for andrew and finley with boots of them with yvette and tasia should i find those boots#dylan paul the performer you are#dylduke?#chrisdyl?#dylan! duke#dylan! christian#musicaledit#musicalgifs#broadwaydaily#dylduke
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Gran Hotel 1x01 “La doncella en el estanque” Andrés Cernuda in a scene cut from the Netflix version
#gran hotel#grand hotel#granhoteledit#perioddramaedit#llorenç gonzález#andrés cernuda#gh101#northpost#yes if you watched GH on netflix there's stuff they cut out#this is from a scene where pascual notices andres crushing on belen#i used to hope that if netflix brought GH back they'd bring it back uncut#but GH has been off netflix for years and who knows if it will ever return#which i find so weird because netflix has/had production ties to bambu#and all the other bambu shows are still on there#but GH appears to be the exception
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more like sinsmid
#- halftone tag |#great for octavia 100% justified on her end#stolas did something good for once and beat the shit out of him and i RELISHED it#sad that andre isn't DEAD i hate that scum bitch#it was a pretty nothing episode except that millie's pregnant. woa.#of course the client is a homophobic woman or something who *secretly* enjoys gay smut.. killing myself i hate her but she isn't really#wrong about her getting cheated on? remember episode 1???#there is. SO much eye shading and glowy anime eye shit going on because sympathy#for once loona is a good character it only took her dad getting with an ex-royal who used to exploit him <3#- wedposting ]
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I knew from the moment they interacted I wanted Jordan and Marie to get together. Fast burn WIN. But I never in my wildest dreams would’ve thought I’d care about a second couple. SamEmma the ship you will be
#and if any of them die#I will send a *gets dragged off*#ngl I think I like all the relationships on the show#even Andre and Cate#it’s definitely giving Luke/Cate and Andre#except it was some weird psychosexual polyamorous relationship#where Luke and Cate were trying to slowly seduce Andre#*#gen v#mariejordan#text
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I can't believe Andres' villain transformation is him going from dressing like a fabulous colourful gay ass cunt, to a rich straight man!
that's the real tragedy here!
#rambles#money heist#andres de fonollosa#lcdp berlin#with martin in his life his outfits were all such bangers#except for his bank outfit but sergio picked it and andres complained because#“it wasn't him” (before then changing outfits and martin doing his bowtie-)#then he leaves Martin and his oufits slowly go downhill#and his last great outfit (minus the mint suit because👀) was the day he left jail#that's not to say his toledo outfits are bad - they're well tailored suits#and i have a soft spot for that green velvet blazer#but man... it's such a downgrade#man repressed his sexuality and feelings and depression so much that it reflected in his clothes
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Thats my blood at the end of macbeth btw. Yeah i gave them all that blood to use on stage. i was happy to do it
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I do believe that Andrealphus fucked himself.
Hard.
Think about, you don't have to deal with that bitch of a ex-wife anymore or deal with those damn responsibilities anymore.
Who the fuck needs the powers when Blitz is gonna make a shit ton money from this little fiasco. It was free advertising at this rate.
You could work for him if you need an occupation...
"NOW, NOW, wouldn't want to spill our secrets to the world, would we?"
he replies in hushed, velvety tones - as always shrouded in an air of complicit secrecy; but he's mostly humouring the grey ghost's speculation on the events - of course he's pleased for the success of his darling imp's murder-for-hire operation, as he believes it can become big enough to turn the tables on hell's domain on mortal souls, even without him serving as a glorified secretary (becoming divorced in the process would at least have sweetened the deal, if he weren't fairly sure that wasn't part of the punishment) - but temporarily losing access to his own legacy, mainly his formidable daughter in her most formative years when she needs him the most, is certainly more than a minor setback, even if one hundred years may feel like the blink of an eye to an immortal demon lord. the looming, regrettable reality of separation is enough to gnaw at his entrails and corrode his spirit like a slow working, inexorable acid.
"--only time will tell if andrealphus possesses the temperament and prowess to make good use of my assets, though I am doubtful he will have enough time to fully appreciate it."
perhaps, as the grey ghost suggested, he will indeed bow under the immense pressure of being a prince of the ars goetia, with all that it entails, including dealing with those who are staunchly loyal to their former master; preferably sooner than later. still, stolas is equipped with the patience of knowing the appropriate time to act.
#☽ [ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ᴡᴀʏs ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ | ANSW.]#Anonymous#☽ [ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴠᴇssᴇʟ | ANON.]#[well well wise anon i so happen to agree with you]#[stolas is mostly convinced that andre played his cards pretty damn well except for the victory lap]#[that was rather unsightly]#[then again he's stella's brother so the family resemblance had to be somewhere ... like their wildly inappropriate outbursts]#[watch me respond to this 80 years later]#hb spoilers
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I made a family to live in the castle in the Enclave in Bigg City.
The Anghels: Matriarch Mara, Patriarch Andre, son Everett, and daughter Fara.
#sims 2#they are based on who you think they are the 60s TV version to be precise#the names were surprisingly easy except for Everett which took a while to figure out#and yes Andre has a goatee rather than a mustache I really do not like mustaches
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i looked at the lupin club forums and saw a discussion about lup being referenced in other things and nobody has shared my favorite weird one so im like bouncing in my seat waiting to get a profile confirmation email so i can go off about my one single niche piece of knowledge on this subject
#im like eric andre banging on the gates except i have a folder filled to the bursting with everything i collected like 3 years ago#cherry talk
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Remember, it’s about who’s serving!
#yakuza#poll#rgg#meme#Andre Richardson#arakawa masumi#memecomradeoriginal#new hypothesis everyone is bamboozled by the coat getting blown by the wind. if Richardson had a spicier pose he’d win#except that you’re all MOCKING ME
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