#except andre

[lucky-clover-gazette]

marcela alvarez from 3% is one of the characters ever. she does yoga. she's a war criminal. she serves cunt. her son is a disappointment. her dad is disappointed in her. she was a painter. she commands an army. she murders a guy to get a promotion. she likes vr gaming. she hates sand. she steals an infant. she bribes a 20 year old into committing arson. she disrespects any authority that isn't herself. she wears eyeliner. AND SHE'S A MILF.

[anna-scribbles]

h-how do you ever finish any of your work? genuine question because you seem to be productive despite your agreste syndrome and I need to learn your ways. but also how do you ever finish any of your work

unclear. last night i stayed up and finished a report worth 25% of my grade at about 5am, arrived on time for my 9am lecture, and spent about half of it zoned out while thinking about seventeen year old emilie agreste. and i was one of the most active participants in the class discussion

[girlfriendpaimonsgirlfriend]

I love that everyone in Niflheim are a bunch of country bumpkins. I speak the same way like they’re literally me.

Anyway. On the topic of accents, I hc that Gehenna has a Scottish accent. Or a Brooklyn accent. Idk about the other countries I gotta think about it.

[brocksfaber]

Gotta catch 'em all ☄️

[toastywindow]

"the crew loves you." ive never seen ed teach genuinely hang out with the crew throughout the season aside from traumatizing them in the first 3 eps

[w4z1zi]

Posting those here too because I can

I love you non toxic resident evil fans 💞💞💞💞

[cunty-pink-porsche]

which fe drivers are the best at mcc games?

obviously inspired by @akantonelli ’a amazing f1 version of this post. here is my even more niche fe rendition.

ace race: mitch who always has to mute and deafen and complain to his chat. you would think he’s doing bad if you’re just listening to him but he has the record for most of the maps

battle box: jev is crazy at this and can adapt to all the different kits and maps. antonio knows this and almost always wool-rushes his team.

tgttos: pascal is the most consistent. edo nails terra swoop force every time. andre punches people a lot.

survival games: resident cod addict dan is really good but sweats too much. one time he got teamkilled (lava’d) by sergio and ragequit, missing the rest of the tournament. sergio was laughing the entire time.

buildmart: seb can be very good at it if people let him micromanage them. cass is a very fast builder and can definitely win with him but finds it way too funny to rile him up instead.

parkour tag: ollie rowland is a good hunter, sacha is a good runner and also makes good calls

parkour warrior: jake hughes is pretty good at the new format

gridrunners: it took a while for antonio to learn the game but once he did he is great. however if he gets stuck on something he might opt to just do bits with norman instead.

sands of time: robin is the best sandkeeper and pascal is a good runner. they work well together also.

meltdown: max is very good with the bow and can lead a team to victory if they cooperate

sky battle: nick cassidy thrives amongst the chaos. he once wiped out two teams with a creeper while laughing maniacally

bingo but fast: jake dennis figured out that you could pvp and dominated the game. then they turned off pvp.

hitw: nyck is cracked at this but everyone complains that he’s cheating (sometimes it bugs out and he benefits from it, what can I say)

rocket spleef: sam is obviously good (sorry) but edo is better at the extremely fast paced maps

bonuses:

jake hughes sweats petting the cats in the lobby

lucas is always commenting on the game design and once ranted about buildmart for 5 minutes straight until jake dennis left the call

andre started appearing on the admin streams and predicted jev to be the first b2b winner

ollie rowland was on track to beat the point record once and then his internet died

stoff used to be able to rig the audience vote until they changed the system to least votes

cass loves to sing along to the music, much to his teammates’ dismay

[d3vdgvrlll]

they should invent a kind of internalized transphobia that doesnt stem from being trans

[ratflame]

Marc-Andre Fleury has just as many ghosts as Quinn Hughes but I can't tell if he's just naturally more outgoing so we all forget or if they're just nicer ghosts.

[bootswithdafur]

the newest episode of Gen V really asked “if you were trapped in circumstances beyond your control, how far would you go to have some semblance of freedom/control”

[cerealbishh]

"You are mine" // "I will always love you"

🎥: @starcuffedjeans

[northbndtrain]

Gran Hotel 1x01 “La doncella en el estanque” Andrés Cernuda in a scene cut from the Netflix version

[magicwithered]

I knew from the moment they interacted I wanted Jordan and Marie to get together. Fast burn WIN. But I never in my wildest dreams would’ve thought I’d care about a second couple. SamEmma the ship you will be

[macbethheadband]

Thats my blood at the end of macbeth btw. Yeah i gave them all that blood to use on stage. i was happy to do it

[nerianasims]

I made a family to live in the castle in the Enclave in Bigg City.

The Anghels: Matriarch Mara, Patriarch Andre, son Everett, and daughter Fara.

[aquapolis]

i looked at the lupin club forums and saw a discussion about lup being referenced in other things and nobody has shared my favorite weird one so im like bouncing in my seat waiting to get a profile confirmation email so i can go off about my one single niche piece of knowledge on this subject