marcela alvarez from 3% is one of the characters ever. she does yoga. she's a war criminal. she serves cunt. her son is a disappointment. her dad is disappointed in her. she was a painter. she commands an army. she murders a guy to get a promotion. she likes vr gaming. she hates sand. she steals an infant. she bribes a 20 year old into committing arson. she disrespects any authority that isn't herself. she wears eyeliner. AND SHE'S A MILF.