#exaggerated legal

[timetravellingkitty]

being on doxxing terms with a tumblr mutual is kinda funny like we met at yaoi university and now an year later we both know each other's exact locations

[meamiki]

[reverse entry AU]

so glad the work week is over!

no more meetings!

what do you mean its only tuesday.

[five-thousand-loaves-of-bread]

went into #terminal illness tag. scrolled for however long… 95% post fandom or fic or writing prompt or blorbo or whump….

am gonna kill you all

[an-artistic-failure]

I just wanna say that u guys r pretty cool. Thanks for being nice to me :')

[messrsbyler]

will: i am... gay. and also, i'm in love with mike.

jonathan: hey, that's okay. i'm your brother and there's nothing in this world, okay? absolutely nothing that could ever change that.

will: i think the clash is overrated

jonathan: you were adopted.

[pealeii]

me when emmett and elle from the legally blonde musical

[miralyk]

two sides of the same coin

[nartml]

Daily reminder that calling Sasuke a badly written emo scumbag because he responded to his trauma in a way that displeased you isn't actually valid

[whimsiquix]

If I loved someone this tenderly I too would chop off limbs if someone hurt their feelings.

[sinnettini]

cute guy winked at me while he was wearing a milan tracksuit........ i might self combust

[tyresdeg]

every current indycar track is better than every current f1 track. fight with the wall

[svtskneecaps]

you know what i'll say it MIKE AND ROIER ARE THE ONLY ONES I RESPECT these fuckers will rock up and say FUCK english all my homies HATE english they are the only ones i trust and respect these fuckers are like you will hear me speak my language and you will LEARN IT OR DIE and i respect the HELL OUT OF IT dude THANK YOU FOR BEING ENGLISH HATERS brothers THANK YOU FOR NOT SPEAKING ONLY ENGLISH WHEN AMONG ANYONE NOT OF YOUR LANGUAGE GROUP!!!!!!!!

[live-laugh-ukotoa]

m dad tried to show me his friends cosplay of lore olympus hades they r both dead to me and we hang them at the stake tmrw

[whisperinggbreeze]

Eight hundred years ago, there was a prosperous kingdom known as Xianle.

They were famous for their riches and extravagance, but most of all, they were known for their crown prince.

The Crown Prince of Xianle was pure and beautiful beyond comprehension, and skilled in both cultivation and the arts. By the way he was described and even worshipped, one even could have believed he was a god.

And then, at only seventeen years old, he ascended to heaven and really did become a martial god. The Heavenly Emperor himself even showed an interest in him. Many believed he was the luckiest boy in the three realms.

Three years later, the kingdom of Xianle fell into ruin.

An epidemic raged through the kingdom, leaving untouched only soldiers. On top of that, a part of Xianle known as Yong'An was also locked in a civil war with the capital. Soldiers from Yong'An overpowered the weakened Xianle and took over.

The remaining residents of Xianle blamed their god, their crown prince. If he couldn't cure them or save their kingdom, was he any better than a god of misfortune?

In reality, the Crown Prince of Xianle attempted to save his kingdom and failed. He was banished for descending from heaven to help mortals, and his efforts were for naught.

Soon after his banishment, the Crown Prince of Xianle turned his back on the world. He attempted to summon the disease that had plagued his kingdom, killing his last and most devoted believer in the process.

For hundreds of years, cities and kingdoms were laid to waste by his hand. He taught the crown prince of the new Yong'An kingdom, and then brutally killed the prince's family, wiping out half of the kingdom. Many believe he also orchestrated the downfall of the kingdom of Banyue. He became one of the four heavenly calamities, becoming known as White Flower Collecting Souls as his old name was erased by time. His eerie but docile title led many to underestimate his wrath and evil until it was too late.

For the past century or two, barely anything has been heard of White Flower Collecting Souls, leaving the three realms asking two questions: where has he gone, and when and where will he strike next?

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part of the prologue of my hualian swapped role fic! gonna do a part for hc next 👀 I am slowly but surely working out the lore and plot, and I think this fic will probably mostly follow the plot of tgcf with a couple of alterations (still unsure what to do about lang qianqiu and his backstory, but I don't want to spoil whatever I decide to do in case the fic ever gets to that point)

i had a lot of fun writing this part! ive kind of forgotten exactly how the tgcf prologue goes but I tried to base the format loosely on that (the prologue is supposed to be told from an outsider point of view; this is basically XL's legend/myth/established or popular "story")

[enemylv1]

Why are faces so hard to remenber ?

I had never been able to reconized someone just by their face, also voices sound not identical but similar most of the time so they aee too hard of remenber, also names and nouns and pronouns... Likes , dislikes...

You know maybe just beings in general are hard to remenber

[blimbo-buddy]

BrambleClaw voice: "So instead of helping my clearly mentally unwell and emotionally vulnerable/immature brother, I decided to listen to every word he says until right at the end where I go against his wishes, send him into a breakdown that sends him into a violent fit of rage, and then impale him straight through the chest. So really, I'm the victim in this situation if you think about it because I had to kill my brother."