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kaidan joining the normandy is like

war assets +3000 shepard's morale +10,000 bonus effect: joker asks edi to play 'my heart will go on' whenever she notices shepard and kaidan are about to secretly kiss somewhere on the ship

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#justoldcouplethings

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All I can think of is when Harry and Ginny get back together after the war & get married. Instead of the Weasley brothers being all "big protective" brothers for their baby sister, and go to Harry and corner him with "look after their sister or else". I can see them going to Ginny instead, and say "please look after Harry and don't hex him to much, he's like a brother to us". As Ginny can definitely look after herself, and has the fiery Weasley temper! She probably will set Harry in his place 😂 (Also not that Harry can't look after himself either) but ya know what I mean.

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#shenko #fshenko #shepard #kaidanalenko #masseffect

The greatest challenge of my life, and the greatest reward. 

Get to Know Me Meme – My OTPs 2 / ? : Jane Shepard and Kaidan Alenko

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Shenko + Parallels

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Kaidan “I love you.” Alenko

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I can’t lose you again.

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Why is this always me 😂 I literally never have the heart to romance anyone else 🙃

this is what 67,41 maidenless hours get you in ME2

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Now they're connected (yaaaaaaaassssshhhhh!!!)

Check the whole collection here: -> ALL OF THEM Shepard Kaidan Tali(I) Tali(II) fShepard x Kaidan Garrus Ashley Wrex Liara

And here's my ko-fi just in case you want to get a digital copy

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I'm in the UK and it's in the Kitchen. lots of our houses are not big enough to have a separate utility rooms, let alone a big enough bathrooms to be able to have it in there either. Plus in the UK, you are not allowed to have plug sockets in the Bathroom!! I have a built-in washing machine, so it has a cupboard front and hides it away I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️ my sister lived in a new build flat, and her washing machine was literally in a small cramped cupboard just off the kitchen. We just don't have the room to put it anywhere else. #thatswhywehaveitinthekitchen #washingmachineinkitchen

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Staff Lieutenant Kaidan Alenko reporting for duty.

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http://thenameisalenko.tumblr.com

So.. I've created a page (well actually several years ago I created this page lol) intending to write as Kaidan's POV starting from ME1 and show the romance start between him and FemShep, but I ended never doing it.

I've decided now is the time to try and post on it. I'm honestly enjoying the Legendary Edition so much!! (I'm on ME2 atm, so no Kaidan romance at moment 😭) and just want to do something to keep me sane while preparing to go through the Omega 4 relay without romancing anybody. Lol

I don't know how often I'll be posting on it (I'm awful ...really awful at time management and just posting on social media in general). Social media has never really been my thing, but I'm gonna try my best. Plus English Language is not my strong suit, even though I'm English 😂

I already have something in my drafts that I hope to post ASAP.

But anyway, you have no obligation to follow, just thought I'd share something that I want to try and do 🤣

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#me1 #mass effect #mako

The amount of times I died from it spawning underneath the mako 🥴

This exact scenario happened to me the other day. Thanks, Garrus.

Bonus:

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Doctor 1: Is Major Alenko ready for visitors?

Doctor 2: Yes, I’ve moved the blanket down to show his abs.

Doctor 1: Excellent.

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With all the news and the celebration on Mass Effect: Legendary Edition, I thought... let's spread some positive vibes by remembering what you love about the trilogy. So.. here is what I love about Mass Effect :)

I've been a fan since: 2007/2008

I got the game not long after it came out. It looked interesting and a friend recommended to play it. It had not been long since I had got into Xbox 360 (was my brother's Xbox that I was using) - I was still playing on PS2 or the PC (very into Sims back then). So thought I'd give it ago. I found it hard at first (never played a game like that). But after the first mission I stopped playing, as I was sad that two characters died. I didn't get a chance to finish that playthrough as my brother then sold his Xbox and I lost my saves (and even some of my games). Oh well.

Luckily later in 2008 my dad kindly bought me a new xbox 360, so I could play games again and play with my friend. I still had Mass Effect and started it again. After I finished the first mission, I was able to finally carry on and I fell in love with it!

It was the first time I experienced a game that you could do dialogue choices and I romanced Kaidan :) I didn't managed to collect everything or explore everything (and Ashley Killed wrex, so I left her ass behind on Vimire because of that. lmao). But think I did well on my first playthrough!

Favourite game of the series: Mass Effect 3. It's the dlc and romantic interactions that wins it all for me. The story is great too and the abilities are so much fun to do. Though I think the story of ME2 is spot on and was my favourite game before Citadel DLC came out.

Mshep or Fshep? Femshep! I have played MaleShep a couple of times, but just prefer playing a female character. I've actually met Mark Meer in person and he's such a cool guy.

Earthborn, Colonist, or Spacer: I don't really have a favourite. I've done earthborn and spacer multiple times.  But my last play through was Colonist, and it was nice to see the extra dialogue, when you arrive on a colony mission and I felt it suited my Shepard for my storyline.

Soldier, Biotic or Tech? Biotic 100% I don't do anything else. I've only played as Vanguard or Sentinel (which is half tech and Biotic). Having biotic abilities is so much fun in this game!! If you pick soldier then you're boring, sorry 🤣

Paragon or Renegade: Paragon mainly with just a few renegade options thrown in.. I've never done a renegade playthrough, I just couldn't bare it 😤 I never like losing characters.

Favourite class: Sentinel! Find it very handy that I can be Tech and Biotic at the same time, and If don't have anyone who is tech. Though Kaidan is usually always with me and he's a Sentinel aswell lol. I might do Vanguard when I start Legendary edition though as the Biotic Charge is so fun!

Favourite companions: Kaidan, Garrus, James, Wrex & Grunt.

Least Favourite: umm maybe Jacob? Didn't find him very useful and boring 🙈

Squad choices:

ME1: Kaidan and Garrus

ME2: Garrus and Grunt

ME2: Kaidan, and Garrus/James

Favourite in game romance: Kaidan as femShep and Jack as MShep.

Favourite NPC: CONRAD VERNER 🤣

Favourite Antagonist: Kai Leng.. I hate him because of what he did to Thane. When you get to finally fight him, this is where I use a Renegade option.

Favourite loyalty mission: Garrus (It's so cool when he comes out and you find out he's Archangel) and Grunt (Tuchanka. Wrex. THRESHER MAW? Need to say more?!

Favourite missions:

ME1: Noveria- I always bring Liara (and it's the only time Liara leaves the ship) because I want her to be able to say goodbye to her mother. It's always sad and I also love helping Tali out with her Pilgrimage.

ME2: Suicide Mission? Like the music, all the choices you have to do. So many serious consequences if you get it wrong.. I had to restart this mission so many times to get the right choices and not loose anyone. Horizon was great too, but I want to kick Kaidan in the ass for him not believing me.

ME3: ugh everything was so good. Priority Thessia, and every other world that has been attacked. Thessia is the first planet Shepard tries to save and yet we still have to watch it fall, despite our best efforts. It’s the first time we fully get to see the repercussions of the Council not listening to Shepard and the warnings about the Reapers. It's also the first time we watch Shepard completely fall apart because the planet couldn’t be saved no matter how hard they tried.

Then finally London of course. Saying bye to your crew/romantic interest makes me tear up.

Favourite DLC: Bring down the Sky, Lair of the Shadow Broker, Leviathan and Citadel.

Control, Synthesis or Destroy?: Destroy. Always. My Shepard always lives.

Favourite weapon: Biotic powers 😅 but I do like the particle rifle you get from Horizon.

Favourite place: the Citadel Apartment and on the Normandy with all the crew.

Favourite Quotes:

"I lied, I didn't come here for a quick drink"

"Kaidan, you make me feel like I could take on the world...and right now, I kind of have to."

You did good, child. You did good. I'm proud of you." 😭

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You’re not watching me cook. You’re helping me drink beer. Now sit your ass down.

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Can't wait to see my space husband in HD and with eye lashes.