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sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”
So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.
And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.
#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of#and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’#and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’#it was the drama of the century#the whole city was up in arms over this cat
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imagine a timeline where ex-arm (the bad cgi and 2d combined anime) was adapted by studio orange instead
mangaka's work wouldnt go to disappointment and the anime would be a whole lot better
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The back of Discworld novels: wowee terry's whipped another wacky and wild adventure for us this time! there's so many silly shenanigans and witty wordplay in this book that you're sure to have a hilarious time!
Discword novels: a cynical alcoholic navigating and overcoming the pointlessness of his job, a transparent metaphor for racism and gun violence in the police system and in general, an intelligent young girl overcoming the ideas she's been taught by her culture and the media she consumes, just an entire novel made of commentary on war and gender, using talking animals as a way to explore what defines personhood and contrasting stories vs reality, an ex-convict coming to terms with the damage he's caused and fighting monopolies that are trying to do the same thing,
#and then the ex-convict's name is Moist von Lipwig#yes i made them sound more serious than they are but the book descriptions always do the opposite so it balances out#the books i'm talking about in order: guards guards; men at arms; the wee free men; monstrous regiment; the amazing maurice; going postal#discworld#gnu terry pratchett#sam vimes#moist von lipwig#tiffany aching#monstrous regiment
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Ex-Arm
#all you need to know is that this is the series my header is from#and that this is a lesser of two evils contest#ex-arm#ex arm
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a noodle arm could never ✧ psh.
in which bf!sunghoon shows off his big ass arms | tiktok series
sunghoon x reader, fluff, warnings: hoon is a flirt, pet names, a kiss on the head (inspo tiktok linked in text)
it’s no secret that your boyfriend was getting finer and finer as the days pass by. to you, dating park sunghoon was not for the weak. he was extremely gorgeous, tall, a gentleman, and he worked out every. single. day.
it didn’t take long before you started to notice the changes in your boyfriend’s body. his chest and shoulders were broader, his waist was smaller, and his arms. my god, his arms. sunghoon’s biceps were already pretty toned, but recently? they just seemed to be getting bigger and bigger.
often times, he would catch you staring while he washed the dishes, and would sometimes tease you by flexing out of nowhere.
“like what you see, huh?” he said, raising his thick eyebrows at you.
“yeah whatever.” you waved off.
what made you feel better is knowing you had sunghoon all to yourself. at the end of the day, those arms would be wrapped around your waist. those arms would be holding on to you for dear life while cuddled up in bed. those arms would also be your personal neck pillow while chilling on the couch, your current position.
you stuck to sunghoon’s side like glue as his arm was wrapped around your shoulder. his eyes were glued to the movie playing on the flatscreen, while you scrolled through tiktok. the movie wasn’t really a genre you liked, so you got bored after a while, deciding to waste away on your favorite app. that is, until you came across a particular video.
a girl and her boyfriend were in the same position you two were in; however, she grabbed her boyfriend’s (huge) arm to wrap around her head. you looked between the screen and your boyfriend’s profile, and a lightbulb went off in your head.
making sure sunghoon couldn’t see what you were doing, you clicked on the audio playing and tapped the “use sound” button. you pressed record, taking sunghoon’s arm from behind and bringing it forward.
by that time, he turned to look at what you were doing. he had seen the tiktok you were trying to recreate and smiled to himself. when you brought his arm up to your face, he flexed his bicep to squish your cheek. you couldn’t contain the smile on your face; your cheeks going red.
“hoon what are you doing?” you asked, looking up at him.
“you’re doing your little tiktok video, right? want my arms to look good.” he replied, his arm still wrapped around you and his hand caressing your hair.
“oh! look good for who exactly?” you teased. he bent down slightly, placing a peck on the top of your head.
“you of course, my love.”
the two of you turned back to your phone to watch the video. you giggled at how your face beamed as soon as sunghoon’s arm squished your cheeks. it was a cute video, even with your boyfriend’s arms being a total distraction.
“my arms do look pretty big, though, right?” sunghoon asked for reassurance.
“yes baby, your arms are huge.”
© ikissjude 2024
#saw this tiktok a few months ago when i was with my ex who had a noodle arm 💔#was sick to my stomach for days#tell me hoon wouldn’t do this though#this and the coquette trend#enhypen sunghoon#park sunghoon#sunghoon#enhypen x reader#sunghoon x reader#sunghoon x you#enhypen sunghoon x reader#enhypen oneshots#enhypen scenarios#enhypen imagines#enhypen ff#enhypen#sunghoon scenarios#sunghoon imagines#sunghoon ff#sunghoon oneshots#tiktok on the clock! 🎀
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Prompt 105
A cult summons the ghost king. Except they don’t. Instead they get these tiny white-haired triplets of toddlers blinking at the summoning circle looking confused.
They’ve gotten the ghost princes and princess instead.
The very young princes and princess who are none too pleased and going to cause problems on purpose for both rogues and heroes alike. As godlings de-aged into their ghost age are like to do.
Meanwhile in the Realms, Pariah is staring down at where his trio of ghost toddlers that Clockwork had handed him when he had first woken up and was still groggy just disappeared from. He looks over at Fright Knight, his dearest brother, who looks just as shocked.
Clockwork is going to kill them both if they don’t get the kids back now.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dan fenton#danny fenton#ellie fenton#pariah dark#fright knight#clockwork#ghost prince danny#prompts#What did Clockwork do? Good question#The Observants sure are regretting some things now though#Pariah was still half asleep when the sarcophagus opened and when three babies were dumped into his arms#His core latched on before he even registered that his maybe-ex was there#Do they count as exes when they never divorced#well if he doesn't get the kids back they sure will be#meanwhile the JL are pulling their hair out#JL Dark are hysterically laughing#Oh god Pariah Dark fuckin procreated they're all so dead#Oh no it's literal toddlers oh fuck#Klarion somehow befriends them via the power of “want to pet my cat”#hilariously all the realms think that the triplets are bio Clockwork's and Pariah's and nothing can convince them otherwise#Look they have Clockwork's hair color! And that one has Pariah's flames awww!#They even have their eyes how adorable!
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Toby Fox month you know what that means SPAMTON TIME
#deltarune#spamton#spamton ex#god I love drawing the arms HEHEHEHHEE#need to draw more deltarune#spam-4-hire
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CALLING ALL EXMORMONS/PIMOS
i have a proposition- lets all write the nastiest, most unhinged, atrocious mormon themed smut that we possibly can. It was honestly weirdly healing for me to read wild ass smut on ao3 that was themed around the religion and not the musical, and i want it to become such a popular trend for exmos and pimos to start doing that they have to start vagueing about it in general conference. It doesnt have to be good. It just needs to *be.*
Once im done writing my Ammon×Lamoni smut fic I'm absolutely reblogging this post with the link added, please join me in this unhinged rebellion
#look those two always had something homoerotic going on alright#even before i knew what homoeroticism was#just like. the inherent dom sub dynamics of willingly and happily listening to everything the king says?#asking for more duties just so you can spend time around him?#fighting an entire rampaging group of men intent on harming your b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ I mean king's sheep?#cutting off said enemies arms to show him how devoted you are?#and on lamoni's side--#giving up your kingdom for your “best friend” so he can be safe??#protecting him from anyone who disagrees with you and thinks he shouldnt be here?#the tldr of this i guess is that if joe smith wrote smut instead of the book of mormon and making it into a cult i would have less trauma#exmo#exmormon#ex lds#ex mormon#pimo#calling all exmos
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So, I'll admit that I have had a lot of feelings about K and Evan. From being weirded out about K's obsession in the beginning of the season, to being really into how their relationship developed because Brennan and Erika addressed it and both characters evolved a lot, to really loving them as a couple yet understanding they probably wouldn't last, to being afraid of what would happen in s2 because it might not make sense for them to be together but I still really like them together. But I should not have worried. This is Brennan and Erika we're talking about. They always slay any dynamic, be it a couple or enemies or mother and daughter - and exes who are still friends but it's still awkward but they still want to look out for each other, often to disastrous results? Freaking gold!! Just these two episodes have been so good, I can't wait to see where this season goes next!
#dropout#dimension 20#misfits and magic#misfits and magic 2#k tanaka#evan kelmp#brennan lee mulligan#erika ishii#my posts#“i know exes can be complicated” while k explodes his arm KILLED ME 🤣🤣#erika's point in the ap about how they tried each other's magic strong suits - poetic cinema
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I simply think this fandom doesn't give Wei Wuxian enough credit for the various ways in which he saved Lan Wangji
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wangxian#idk man- i just see a lot of “Lan Wangji has always been protecting Wei Wuxian” posts and its like...#I mean... Lan Wangji has always certainly been trying to protect Wei Wuxian#it took him a long time to figure how to successfully do that though#rereading the books rn and noticing theres a lot of instances that could be read as lwj being frustrated over his inability to protect wwx#like he seemed ready to cry when wwx went missing for a while and then came back with the cursed leg#lwj has always been great at protecting wwx from physical threats (ex: waterborn abyss) but had no idea how to protect him from himself#meanwhile wwx has always been instictually good at saving lwj from both#like I'm 100% lwj would've become like Jiang Cheng if wwx hadn't snapped him out of the blindly following authority thing#and also like... 15 y/o lwj wasnt happy with his life. he was lonely and stressed and literally signing up to be flogged whenever he goofed#wwx is who allowed lwj to grow up by showing him what it was like to actually be a kid (shown in story whenever lwj gets drunk)#he led lwj to having a more flexible mindset. and it both let lwj relax and set lwj up to be a better parent#looking into lwj's dynamic with the juniors- he lets them break a fuck ton of the petty rules and encourages them to question authority#he also teaches them to not be married to any one meathod of problem solving#wwx is also able to save lwj from his own stubbornness#ex: carrying lwj when he broke his leg. getting lwj to cough up bad blood. getting lwj to keep the rabbits#wwx also tends to give lwj the words he has trouble saying himself. helps him communicate#wwx also protects lwj in fights a lot but thats narratively less important#except the various times wwx puts himself in danger to help lwj. those times are what made it so lwj could never move on from wwx#like with the cave incident#or when wwx helped surpress the arm instead of using the chaos to escape cloud recesses#tldr i guess: i think this fandom tends to treat lwj being the best like its natural to him when really wwx accidentaly rewired his brain#I'm looking directly at fanfic writers who act like the Lans would've treated wwx better than the Jiangs#lwj had to do so much work and self reflection post meeting wwx to be the way he is. he is not the sole product of the Lan teachings
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“[…] Season four starts with meet Rebecca, and in the end, she did”
#edit: rachel bloom is a zionist sympathiser !!!! keep that in mind when you interact with this show!!!#just finished the rewatch w my pal arm socket…. there are tears streaming down my face#kaitsart#crazy ex girlfriend#cxg#cxgf#rebecca bunch
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at the end of the day dear boy being about john or not being about john doesn't even matter it matters so much more that he THOUGHT it was like in what universe is he looking at THESE lyrics and getting convinced about him in a platonic sense. no they were gay faggots queer bisexual GAY
#like genuinely him being dead convinced this is about him + the I used to hold you in my arms demo#are the pillars of my unwavering belief that they weren't just pining there's no damn wayyyyy#he'd think this was about him if not for. well!#like I do think it was in a sense I think paul writes lots of songs w double meanings#I have no doubt it's abt lindas ex it fits w that. but Also. It Can Be Two Things
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last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.
#she said it like a law. its just momentum.#also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together#and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn#they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th#UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there#and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe#ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in#death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is#unwarranted#anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday#they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭#but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but#alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually#OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW#i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident#....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant
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A nap.
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Sorry I just love them and find them silly 😭. If anyone is interested, I wrote their Masters Ex Era here on ao3!
(Artist IN THE COMMENTS. All artists, please sign your work, no matter how basic the drawing! We love, appreciate, and want to appreciate you!)
#Pokemon#originalshipping#namelessshipping#reguri#palletshipping#pokespe#pokemon adventures#pokemon master journeys#pokemon master ex#OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT REDS ARM IS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER GREEN'S- WHATEVER IM NOT REDRAWNG IT LOL.#my art
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As so many of you are filling my inbox asking about salad and why I found the fact they had two types of salad for dinner in the Buck and Tommy dinner scene so funny, I'm guessing you're new to the 911 fandom - Welcome if so! I am going to give you a very brief rundown of salad and Buck and Eddies various relationships, but @clusterbuck is actually the keeper of salad theory and you can find far more detailed analysis over on her blog than you’re getting from me here!!
I can't find gif of the actual salad moments so have pictures!!
Chris smashed salad bowl that he is making a salad in with his dad in season 4 (in Breaking point) - when he finds out about Ana being the person Eddie is dating.
We have Ana turn up at the firehouse with Chris during the black out in 5x02 with 5 - yes 5 - types of salad When Eddie has his second on screen panic about Ana - when Ravi mistakes her for his wife.
Then in 5x03 just before they break up - Eddie, Chris, and Ana are at the dining table in the Diaz house and they are eating fruit salad
Then in 5x05 we have Taylor with her prepackaged fruit salad breakfast the she has 'made' for Buck when he gets home
she is making a bean salad in 5x09 during the most awkward I love you scene in the history of television!
Then we have a caprese salad in front of Natalia during the Dinner Buck cooked for her in 5x17 - when she finds out about various aspects of Bucks past and present - Taylor on the tv and Kameron turns up
Then in 7x07 - when Eddie is daydreaming of a do over with Shannon during his lunch with Marisol they are eating a salad
then we now have Buck and Tommy eating two different types of salad (a pasta salad and a salad salad) on their dinner date
so basically it's become a bit of a running joke that if salad is involved with Buck or Eddie and one of their dates (especially in their own homes) , the relationship is doomed!
#this is only a semi serious theory - its just amusing that pretty much every time either Buck or Eddie have a salad with one of their dates#in their own home - things tend to go sideways or south prety soon after - it is very much a pattern;#Chris makes and then smashes a salad and two episodes alter we see him literally sitting between Eddie and Ana#Ana gets broken up with after bringing salad to the firehouse and serving Eddie fruit salad when he comes home#Taylor serves a fruit salad and two episodes later we see the cracks appearing in their relationship (the truth is everything) then#two episodes later Taylor makes a bean salad and says I love you and two episodes later Buck kisses Lucy#Buck serves Natalia a Caprese salad and she runs away - she comes back but two episodes later (7x01) Buck has broke up with her#Marisol and Eddie eat salad in the Diaz kitchen and two episodes later she walks in on him in the arms of another woman - who looks like hi#dead ex wife#and now Buck and Tommy are eating salad in 7x10 so maybe we need to keep an eye on 8x02 as it may well be a moment of doom for Buck#and Tommys relationship based on previous salad sightings - not saying it will be a break up but we may very well see major cracks appearin#salad theory#its laways two episodes later!#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 abc#buddie#buddie and salad#right in front of my salad
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halfway through the newest episode of misfits and magic and hit with the reminder that Evan gave K his shirt in the last episode to wear and they're probably still wearing it
#☹️#this is fucking me up a little on an emotional level#dimension 20#misfits and magic#misfits and magic spoilers#mismag#mismag spoilers#misfits and magic season 2#i remembered when they got to the iceburg and i'm just sitting here in distress realizing that the thing keeping k warm is evan's shirt#if i accidentally exploded one of my best friends (and exes) arms off and killed them-#-and then 30 minutes later looked down and realized i was still wearing their shirt that would fucking. wreck me even more.#which is astonishing considering how much the prior situation would already dissolve at least 90% of any mental health/stability i had atm
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