#ewdan

[ghcstly]

ewdan reblogged your post hair up, lip bite, wednesday ... and added:

jenna wtf you are actually perfect

thaNKS aw ur so sweet ilu!!!

[vaory]

best youtuber blogs to follow ?

wow um there are a lot but there are my babes mandy, sierra, and sage. ewdan, lullabycubed, philmyjacksgap, philipllester, and lxguori are all really lovely and i wish i was cool enough to talk to them. hope this helped dearie

[philiplestehr]

i was 23 idk blog rate?

thank you for voting! c:

here is the blog rate

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vote for me here and send me your vote number for something from this list!

[jsmnpnv]

ewdan and sluthowell

ewdan:

do I follow them : yes | no | now

do they follow me : yes | no

rate : 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 tbh

okay that's enough thank omg

sluthowell:

do I follow them : yes | no | now

do they follow me : yes on her spooky url but not on her regular one wot | no

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okay that's enough thank omg

[alienpal]

infinitree

jamie hello

youre very cute and your outfit in your photo is adorable 

i miss talking to you, and i know youre having a rough time with followers lately but just forget about them okay?? tumblr shouldnt matter about your amount of followers, it should be based off what you like and if anyone disagrees screw them up the anal 

ok ily and your blog is perfect okay

send me a ∞ for my opinion of you! 

[troy-sivan]

ahh thank you for 600 followers you guys are really amazing <3

[amazingpihl]

ewdan and ihateyoutubers

ewdan;

do I follow them : yes i feel like i have to even tho her blog sux | no | now

do they follow me : yes | no

rate : 000000 |1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

ihateyoutubers;

do I follow them : yes | no | now

do they follow me : yes | no

rate : 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

send me urls for the thing

[philiplestehr]

ewdan, sluthowell and ihateyoutubers idk

ewdan:

do I follow them : yes | no | now

do they follow me : yes | no

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sluthowell

do I follow them : yes | no | now

do they follow me : yes | no

rate : 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

ihateyoutubers

do I follow them : yes | no | now

do they follow me : yes | no

rate : 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

send me an url for this thingy

[alienpal]

i assume that ur really cute and adorable

sorry i hit post limit

to me; youd be wrong way off

to other people (for some reason); youd be right idek why though

but aw thanks :)))send me assumptions of me pls :)))  

[169yr]

37!!

omg thank!!!!!!! ^0^

if u vote for me here u will receive eternal love (or a blog rate/ship)

[philhasnobunk]

Don't you just love the word Soggy?

[smooshme]

your queue tag is top notch tbh

Ikr

[poisxnyouth]

So I submitted this to Jamie (ewdan) but Idk if she got also coco this is for u

Warning: Kink, bottom!dan, top!phil, Phil's POV Dan and I sat on our couch, Dan sitting comfortably in his sofa crease while scrolling absent mindlessly through tumblr, X Factor auditions blaring from our tv, although nobody was watching them. Something else was on my mind. "When do you think we'll tell them?" I asked, quietly. "I don't know." He sighed. "It depends on when you want to.." "Oh. I really don't see a point in hiding it anymore, most of them want us to be together anyways..so do you want to?" "Like, now?" "Why not?" "It's Tuesday anyways...I guess we can." Dan typed out a tweet quickly, linking the liveshow. I suddenly felt bad for the Phan shippers who will miss this liveshow, it will be the most important one of them all. "Okay. We're going live. Are you ready?" Dan let out a breath, ruffling his hair. I nodded, I was excited, but still nervous, even though I knew most of the Phandom wants us to be together. "Hey guys. So Phil and I have an important announcement..he just asked and we decided why not? We have to do a liveshow anyway!" He laughed nervously, yet lightly. "Um, how should we say this?" He whispered quietly to me, twisting at his lips with his fingers. "We apologise in advance, we didn't really plan this," I said. The chat was overflowing with incorrect guesses of what the announcement was. "We are together." I spoke, taking Dan by surprise. We stayed silent for about 2 minutes, reading the chat to see what everyone was saying. A lot of them were like, "oh my god! Yes!" But some of them were like, "so who tops?" Truth be told, we haven't really tried yet. Dan and I aren't virgins, but we've only ever had sex with girls, so this would be a first for him as well. "Right ok before you guys keep asking about who tops and who bottoms between me and Phil," he motioned between us, "we haven't had sex so would you kindly be quiet." He's never spoken like this to the fans before, but this time, he's not lashing out at them, he has the right to, that is Dan and I's personal business. "I feel bad for telling you guys on such short notice, especially the ones who are still in school at the moment. Just know, we love you all and this is big for us as well. I love you," I talked to the camera. "Yes, Phil and I love you all and this is a big step. I tried saying FYI I like vagina but you guys are too good," he laughed lightly, "I wish we could go around the world and meet you and for those we don't get to meet, we still love you none the less!" Some of the comments in the chat asked what they missed. "We came out, we're in a relationship, Molly, Edward, Tobias, Peter, Christina, and a lot of other people." The chat still filled with whoops and hollers. "I think it's time to go, I'm sorry this was so short but we've got something to take care of.." Dan said. We exchanged our last good byes for the camera and Dan slammed his laptop shut, staring at me. "What?" "You didn't just expect me to sit there, did you?" "Wait, what? What did I do?" "You were sitting there being all quiet! This will not work.." He started kissing me, I pulled his hips closer towards mine, moving my right hand to feel when he gets hard. He already was. Well, that's rather flattering. I still gripped his hips with my left hand, but I moved my right to where I could take off his green hoodie, which was mine in the first place. I moved down to his neck, leaving a few love bites on his pale skin. Dan may have started this, but I'm certainly going to finish it. I went back up to his lips, swiping my tongue along his bottom lip, asking for entrance. He denied, making me groan in frustration. Dan smirked. This felt like a game. I swiped again, him letting me in this time. Our tongues danced in harmony, my fingers running softly through Dan's hair as he did the same. We're in an embrace, removing clothing one piece at a time. Dan took his shirt off, and I tried not to stare at the little mole on his bare chest, it was cute. He's insecure of it, but I think it's adorable. We stopped halfway through, going to Dan's bedroom, since my bed was still broken. He flopped down on the mattress, and I leaned over him. Most of the time we were in the lounge after the liveshow, we spent it making out. Of course we stripped each other, as well. Dan's briefs and my boxers were the only things left on our bodies. "Who's getting sucked first?" I asked, knowing full well that it was going to happen at one point. "You, I guess." He got down on his knees, pulling down my plaid green and blue boxers. I moaned, even the slightest touch to my throbbing cock made me clench and grit my teeth. Dan took me in, going down and swirling his tongue along the head. He bobbed up and down, and even deep throated. I didn't know he could do that. Dan could tell I was getting close because I was pulling tightly at his brown hair, and making my dick go down more into his throat. His gags were pleasant to me. He stopped and pulled me out of his mouth. "My turn," Dan smirked. I'd rather this first time be passionate rather than just fucking, but oh, how I'm horny and I don't really give a shit at the moment. I slowly pulled down his briefs, Dan letting out a shaky breath as I did so. I put his cock in my mouth and swirled around his penis. I had never given a blow job before, so I just pretended it was like a lollipop. I went down as far as I could, closing my eyes as I gagged, tears brimming my eyes but not spilling over. Dan's teeth were clenched and his head was thrown back against the headboard. I took him out. He opened his eyes slowly, panting shallow breaths. I knew he was so close, but didn't come yet. I'm the top today. "Get on your hands and knees." He did as I said so. I looked around his room, knowing he is a dirty bastard and masturbates 24/7. I hear him moaning all the time. "Where are your toys?" "Excuse me?" "Your toys, where are they?" I sound harsh. He gulped. "2nd drawer in the chest." I opened the drawer and almost gawked, Jesus, how many toys does this boy do himself with? I went for the regular old dildo and a gag. I also got the lube. I wrapped the gag around Dan's mouth. I lubed up both my penis and the dildo, he doesn't know what I picked. I'm not going to use the dildo yet, though. I went inside him unexpectedly, and I gasped at how tight he was. Dan moaned, fisting the sheets on his bed. I got faster and faster, feeling the burning pit down in my lower stomach. I stopped, suddenly remembering the dildo. I shoved both the dildo and my dick into Dan, he yelped as I did. It was quite hard to concentrate on still keeping it in so I took it out and threw it somewhere. I heard a thump and knew immediately that it hit the wall, but I didn't care. "I'm g-gonna- fuck," I moaned breathlessly. I pulled out and flipped Dan over, coming all over his chest, and flopped next to him. Oh my god. We just did that. A/N: should I be a pro smut writer hahahaa no

[acorndarlin]

I TALKED TO JAMIE I AM VICTORIOUS YES

[vaory]

GOD DAMN I FOUND HER THEN I LOST HER 

[alienpal]

♛

my favorite thing about your blog: the funny posts or theme yeahwhat fandom I associate you with the most: phandom duh what I think of your URL: it made me pee my pants from the spooky if I follow you and why: bc youre so funny and adorable and you have a truly amazing blog ugh 

send me a crown for whatever this thing is