#evil toys

[roxysretrodrive-in]

Retro Trailer: Demonic Toys (1992)

Disclaimer: I am not associated with the uploader nor the creators of this trailer.

[overgrown-estate]

Patched Plaything ~~~ 2{W}

Artifact Creature ~~~ Toy

Double Strike

Patched Plaything enters with two -1/-1 counters on it if you cast it from your hand.

When it ripped, its owner attempted to fix it. Something went ... wrong.

4/3

illustrated by Domenico Cava

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These toys are kind of big.

[zippocreed501]

The Man from UNCLE

[daysofghoulhood]

Demonic toys l

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

updated ethan winters scar chart for every unavoidable injury he received in re7 and 8!

remake of this older one i made a year or so ago!

in the previous one i forgot about his varcolac scene, and that thing MAULS him its like actually scary

ive included his leg even though u can technically avoid it because it has a whole cutscene and i like it...

[sunderwight]

Bingqiu AU where Luo Binghe's the chosen village sacrifice to the evil deity who lives up the mountain.

Normally the village sends maidens, but they've more or less run out of expendable girls of the right age and, ahem, "virtues". So of course Luo Binghe's early life bad luck kicks in. In the wake of his mother's death there's no one to really care about what happens to him, he's fairly pretty, and the village leaders decide that if they dress him up like a girl the teenaged homeless kid should pass well enough. And hey, y'know, he's probably got a hard life ahead for him anyway -- dying in a brothel of some venereal disease or on the streets of exposure or starvation. At least as a sacrifice, everyone else gets to benefit from his loss! And the kid will get added to a shrine and be remembered as a hero! If anything, he should be happy about this!

Binghe is not happy about this.

But he's also a skinny underfed nobody who is easily overpowered, dressed up like a bride, and tied to a post. So. Not much he can do but wait for the evil deity to come and do whatever horrible thing he's gonna do to him.

Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is pretty sure he's been isekai'd into the over-powered hero of some kind of supernatural adventure story? He's not totally sure because he doesn't recognize the setting, but the signs are there. He's got a shrine-like base of operations (though it seems to have become corrupted/ruined, probably he has to restore it somehow), he has a very resilient and handsome new body with spiritual energy of some kind flowing through him, and a very clearly magical sword. Plus lots of neat starter powers! Though it feels like he has other abilities that have been blocked somehow? Probably he has to level up in order to access them.

When he treks out of his "base" and finds what seems to be a distressed maiden, he takes it for his beginner hero mission. The girl claims that she's been doomed to be sacrificed to an evil god. That sounds a little above Shen Yuan's pay grade for dealing with, so he unties her and decides that they had better just get out of the whole region altogether. He already packed up anything useful from his base, anticipating he might get caught up in an adventure once he left, so they follow the river away from the settlement until they reach another one.

While they travel, Luo Binghe tells Shen Yuan about the cursed deity, Shen Qingqiu, who was cast out of the heavens for slaughtering one of his brethren and has apparently being do-who-knows what to maidens from the local village in exchange for his "protection" ever since. Sounds like a real asshole! And also mid-level boss type bad guy at least. Shen Yuan hopes he doesn't have to fight him, but he probably will.

Thank goodness he found Binghe, though! Clearly the helpful little sister type! He's definitely going to require her assistance if he's going to figure out how to navigate this world and level up his skills enough to take on a god.

[wr0wn]

man made machine

[wisedreamerreview]

Little Boys, Evil Toys, Amazing Men

I saw that yesterday was son recognition day. One thing about sons, when the big boys are little boys, life is never dull. Okay, so big boys make life interesting too but little boys have that extra cuteness. Anyway, when my son was cruising through that toddler stage there were many interesting events. Following is one of those that while not fully about him, he caused a large part of what…

[dovewingkinnie]

help. i drew these little guys from poppy playtime why do they lok like that they look like they are goign to say ABC to adopt (members only)

[egophiliac]

heeey guess what, I'm obsessed with this idiot flamingo now

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

TF One Sentinel Prime

[pretzel-bitz]

"We love you Leon Kennedy!!" We all say

Also yayyy first post of 2025! I actually got a lot done in the last week or so, once this resident evil kick passes it's back to hsr junk 🎆🎆

[overgrown-estate]

Two more Toys that were revealed while I was writing the big article. I wonder if that means there will be a third white Toy to come out.

[s7arcr0sser]

here to help if you ever need to convince someone to watch BLoSC

[theyshapedlikefriends]

CAPCOM STORE TOKYO Cap Coron Resident Evil "Lady Dimitrescu"

[zoestanleyarts]

Sunny Lady D

Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village as a knick knack doll.