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warthogreporter · 20 days

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And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr

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It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder

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Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?

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Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'

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I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(

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DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!

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They're not? 😭😭😭

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Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.

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Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.

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You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.

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OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.

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Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.

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In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.

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🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.

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Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.

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Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍

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Hey.

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WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!

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This now has a sequel, and a third act

#shhh evil wizards can be monsters if they want to #oc #yes this is the same loose world as the demon king posting in fact the evil wizard is the one mentioned as being his friend #stole this format from a fire emblem post because it was a great post #monster fucker #but inverted #Heracles jumpscare #dashboard simulator

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esp4rr · 2 months

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#karl heisenberg #ethan winters #resident evil #resident evil village #my friend got me into resident evil and i had to make this #wintersberg #maybe??#i spent a whole hour on this stupid fucking jokehfkfh

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notherpuppet · 2 months

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Unrequited friendship 🥰🐈‍⬛🦌

#I saw a photo of two friends hugging on Pinterest #and it made me think of these two #because I’m insane I guess????#what’s this??? more toxic yaoi #every time I draw alastor with husk I’m like ‘aha! there’s the evil bastard!’#free husk #hazbin hotel #my doods #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #radiohusk #husk #human alastor #human husk

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xxplastic-cubexx · 8 days

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brain please wake up and draw

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#mcu #marvel cinematic universe #xmen #xmen movies #xmen dofp #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #professor x #magneto #logan howlett #wolverine #snap sketches #usually i have a vague sense of a scenario or 'plot' behind my doodles but i do not have one !!!!#i just needed to draw something to get my brain going so i can focus on bigger things i wanted to draw #im like 50/50 on if i particularly like this BUT it did well for a warm up so im content with it #at least the logan doodle is making me chortle to myself velkvjeal #alright bye im gonna go think my friend cancelled our plans so i have a lot more time before i watch speak no evil #heres to hoping i get. literally anything done vjAEK

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 7 months

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claire and ethan t4t besties

#ethan winters #claire redfield #chris redfield #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #i think claire and ethan would be good friends #my friend coffee told me about their trans claire hc and i couldnt stop thinking about it #this is not ship content #i dont ship them sorry #i just think they would be great friends...#bffs that go out for smoothie runs and gossip about chris 😭

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artist-rat · 4 months

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Guys do not ask how this group is still together.. I'm too afraid to ask (the answer is magic of friendship and ✨Delusion✨)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #karlach #wyll #astarion #durge #oc: tavis/noon #onwards to act 3 :)#got the bhaalspawn scene and karlach being like 'you're my friend!!😭choose wisely:(!!' I'm like STOPP MY GIRL TRYINA BE EVIL #wyll's greeting also changing to 'always good to talk to you my friend:)' like cmon #will the power of friendship get the best of her?? more at 6 #honestly karlach and wyll are having a surprisingly good time if you ignore the earth shattering fundamental moral clashes<3 #karlach has like the 2nd most inspiration right after durge and wyll still has over 80 approval😭#they're just vibing #happy pride month

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pineboots · 11 months

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mobius really watched avengers (2012), thought "I could fix him," and was right

#loki #loki season 2 #lokius #mobius m mobius #mcu #thinking about how quickly loki stopped being evil after acquiring one friend #/boyfriend

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ducktracy · 2 months

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there are a lot of evil people in the world and a lot of darkness in the world and so it’s very important for me to stress that now more than ever is the time to spread kindness and compassion. combat the evil by not only not partaking in it, but actively refuting it. destroy the notion that being compassionate or generous or kind to someone is uncool or embarrassing or even scary. be the change you want to see. start a chain reaction. positivity only breeds more positivity. do an act of kindness for someone so that that person who is too afraid to do it themselves can see you, realize that they’re not alone, and perhaps sheepishly follow your example. and then the next person who is too afraid but sees that person can do the same. when bad news comes out about bad people or horrible atrocities in the world it’s such an easy impulse to despair, and obviously it’s important to feel what you need to feel. grieve. be angry. be sorrowful. be empathetic. but dust off your pants and get up and be a part of a chain reaction that, no matter how small the scale, and spread compassion and love and care. all the reasons why you might not—“it’s hard! it’s scary! people will make fun of me! it’s useless because there’s too much evil!” are all grade A arguments as to why you should. you have no idea how many people you could inspire to do the same. even if it doesn’t get you anyway far, you can at least say you have the nobility of trying. please choose love and please choose life. you are worth loving and you are worth inspiring others to love

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mangosandwich · 5 months

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