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[missingthemantaray]

carmy as a ballet dancer.

WARNING: person online does not know everything about a topic but is imagining their fave characters immersed in the culture of that topic without care.

it’s about control and beauty and practice, practice, practice. he would fit easily into ballet culture with its many imperfections— the body dysmorphia, the constant training, toxic teachers, etc.. he has such an appreciation for beauty and minute detail, and i think he would be both beautiful and talented and hardworking and so horribly overwhelmed by perfection of his body, his form, his performances. i can just imagine him lifting the ballerinas with all of his strength and beauty. completing a number with his everstrong point, arm muscles taut as he holds his end position, arm in the air, a piece of gelled hair brushing his forehead, sweating through his white blouse and vest, controlling his shaky breath, waiting for the crowd to erupt. UGH.

don’t even get me started on ballerina syd 😩😩😩😩😩 so pretty and perfect and strong and silly and smart and talented and hardworking and poised and UGHHHHH maybe she has a bunch of fun leotards or little tie skirts for practice instead of headscarves?!!? idk. she’s perfect.